[Mr. and Mrs. Smith] Sister is not good
Chapter 2 Smith's Family Feud
1 Broadway is a particularly magical place.
Everyone and everything about this vintage villa is eerie.
The owner of the house is a middle-aged man in his 50s and [-]s. He has a good influence in the business and political circles. He is similar to all Americans who are prudent and self-cultivated. You know, on a certain day, the man gave up his luxury car and rode a horse to wander the city streets and ended up.
The owner has a beautiful Asian wife with a slender figure. She is a well-known designer in the luxury industry. She likes to go out in a plain and elegant cheongsam that highlights her figure and greets her neighbors very politely. Even the neighbors are willing to let their children go to this lady. Playing, can learn more elegant manners and etiquette, how good it is? ...Until one day, a group of armed robbers broke into the villa area, but they were defeated by Mrs. Smith's nunchucks, almost frightening the egg.And Mrs. Smith gracefully lowered her raised legs, ignoring the side of the cheongsam that was accidentally torn, and "floated" home.
It is said that it is called Chinese Kung Fu.
The so-called disillusionment of the image never takes a moment.
In any case, the husband and wife are worthy of respect and envy... probably.
Fortunately, their daughter is a very normal girl. Apart from being more reserved and reserved than her peers, she is easily accepted by the neighbors. Icy is well-behaved, has good academic performance, always greets people politely, and gets along very well with friends.If the little girl was walking on the road in a gauze dress, it would make people think that an angel accidentally passed by.
The housewives all like Icy's cleverness and cuteness, but the strange thing is that the children nearby are not willing to play with her.They said that Icy's behavior is always weird, likes to study lethal explosive chemical potions, and breaking glass is even more normal.He also said that it was a mask with a devil in his heart, and the coldness that inadvertently emanated made others unable to resist.
...so this is kind of an unsolved case.
Mrs. Black still thought that it would be nice to find such a girl as her daughter-in-law.She looked at Mrs. Smith who happened to be passing by on the road, and stopped graciously to say hello:
"How do you do, Mrs. Smith, are you preparing dinner?"
With her long hair in braids, Ye Wan, now Mrs. Smith, walked home slowly carrying two bags of delicious food.The elegant figure provoked the teenage boys to take a few more glances, leaving eyes full of admiration.Ye Wan roared in her heart: Damn the old man likes to ride a horse recently, which made her lose a driver to order!
On the surface, she smiled kindly, and nodded towards the neighbor's wife: "Yes! The eldest son will come home today, and he will make it richer."
As soon as she finished speaking, John's car stopped in front of his stepmother amidst the screeching sound of brakes, and snapped his fingers briskly: "Good evening, beauty!" He turned to look at a plump figure next to his mother Curly-haired woman, a little puzzled, this seems to be a neighbor, right?It stands to reason that we should say hello, but what does this lady call her...
As if she knew why her son was hesitating, Ye Wan coughed and reminded: "Mrs. Black, this is my eldest son, John." She particularly emphasized the surname "Black" to remind her forgetful son that there may be some daughter.It's enough to be indifferent.
"Oh hello, Mrs. Black!" John and Icy said in unison.Then the two of them each carried a rucksack, got out of the car, and stood on Mrs. Smith's left and right hands, smiling kindly.
After a few gossips, Mrs. Black walked back home with full of envy and satisfaction. She didn't forget to look back at Icy, who didn't talk much and just kept smiling. She thought Icy was the best of the young girls. I want to take her home to be my daughter-in-law.Thinking about it like this, she didn't forget to ask Icy to go to her house to play more, and then reluctantly walked into the house to prepare dinner.
Taking his hands out of his pockets, John narrowed his eyes dangerously, and muttered in a low voice: "The intention is very clear, Icy, is it Tim or Jim from the Black family who has taken a fancy to you?" Although I can't remember the name clearly, but That kid is clearly an ignorant and wretched boy, who has been causing trouble a lot since he was a child, how can he be worthy of his own sister - no!
"I don't know what it's called, is it Tom?" Who knows what his name is, so she doesn't have time to remember such insignificant passers-by. Icy shrugged, and was too lazy to maintain a ladylike smile. She jumped up and down twice, holding Ye Wan's arm coquettishly, "Mom, what's for dinner?"
"How about chicken curry and black pepper steak with hot and sour Thai noodles, baby girl?" After finishing speaking in one breath, Ye Wan patted her arm, but the next moment she pulled her face down and scolded the two seriously. , "Get the hell out of here, I have something to say!"
This face-changing speed is really comparable to the effect.
The decoration inside the house is much more fashionable than the exterior of the villa. Old Smith is sitting on the sofa, staring intently at the animal documentary broadcast on TV, and is talking about many magical species in a certain forest.He was engrossed in watching, noticing that his son and daughter were coming home, even though his son hadn't appeared for several months, he completely ignored it.
This attitude made Ye Wan unhappy, she snorted to express her disdain, and muttered something: Why don't you go to love the animals and live a lifetime? !
Then Ye Wan ignored the shopping bag in her hand, put it heavily on the coffee table, put her hands on her hips, and looked up at her eldest son who was too tall with a queen's air: "Congratulations, John, I heard that you are married? Why not?" Invite me to the wedding, even if it is a simple dinner." She is a traditional Chinese woman, so she does not allow her children, even if they are not biological children, to hide from herself about marriage.
She has always treated John like her own son all these years... Besides, even in the United States, it is not polite to marry secretly without saying a word.What's even weirder is that she heard that the other party is a woman who has been in nightclubs for a long time and has no normal job.
Icy tugged at John's sleeve in surprise, with a questioning attitude.Impossible, married?Goddess Angelina Jolie has appeared?She is looking forward to it!
"No..." John's tongue was bitter, and he quickly explained to his family, "I was drunk that time, and we divorced within a month, so... I didn't tell my family."
Old Smith glanced at John, raised his eyebrows secretly, and continued to watch TV, pretending not to feel the tension in the living room and his wife's depression that had nowhere to vent.Really poor children... He made his wife unhappy, and she always wants to vent her anger on someone, right?
Not gaining the upper hand in this matter, Ye Wan didn't intend to worry too much, but just threatened him: "I won't mention your crappy job and mission, but if you don't call me for a few months next time , I..." After a pause, she felt that she would definitely not be able to beat her nimble son, so she simply resorted to tricks, "Next time I will post your embarrassing photos of your childhood on the Internet, and see if you dare?"
John choked, touched his forehead in frustration and sat next to his father, preparing to escape the "fire of war".
"Brother is always too casual with girlfriends!" If it wasn't messy enough, Icy didn't forget to add fuel to the fire.I just didn't expect Ye Wan to completely ignore her daughter's gag today, but instead poked her on the shoulder, "He is an adult, I don't care about that much. What about you? Are you being too conservative?"
Seeing that her daughter hesitated to speak, Ye Wan continued to educate her without giving her a chance to refute: "I know what you want to say, it's a good thing to choose your partner carefully! But..." She raised her voice, took out her phone and gave it to her. She saw a photo of a comatose young man on a hospital bed, and said depressedly, "Then you wouldn't beat the classmate who showed love to you to the hospital, would you?" Fortunately, the male classmate didn't expect it to be this "gentle and pitiful" Icy slapped himself hard, so he had to lie on the hospital bed cursing the idiot who didn't know who it was.
Although it is not a secret agency, the Smiths also have their own sources of information, so they know that John secretly and "accidentally" got married.As for the injured boy, although there was no evidence pointing to his daughter, but...they knew very well what kind of temper their daughter had, so they took it easy.
John turned around with a suppressed smile, secretly gave a "Like" gesture at an angle that only Icy could see, and continued to "watch" TV with his arms around his father's shoulder as if nothing had happened. .
"It wasn't for fighting." She was not very strong, and she didn't have any punching skills. How could she beat that kind of big guy?She moved her lips, looked at her mother with an unchanging expression, and muttered in a low voice, "It's an explosion." I just secretly took a small bomb that was the least lethal in my brother's room and stuffed it into his backpack, and then... that playboy Boys are tragic.
Seeing that neither his sons nor daughters could stand his wife's "bullets", Old Smith felt that she was about to vent her anger, so he jumped out decisively and righteously, took his wife's hand to the kitchen, comforted her, and at the same time did not forget to tell the children Invitation for credit: Look, dad is still reliable at critical times, right? !
"Wait a minute, John, how long are you staying at home this time?" Ye Wan asked again.
"Let's talk about it after Icy's graduation prom." John replied casually, then motioned for Icy to go upstairs with him, and explained to Ye Wan, "Thank you mom for making dinner, I'll help Icy choose a dress for the prom in two days .”
"...Are there any mistakes? You are a brother, not a sister!" So choosing dresses and make-up should really be something that a man should be interested in?Ye Wan's chattering complaints were all swallowed by the enthusiastic old Smith, and the atmosphere in the kitchen was a bit ambiguous for a while.Ye Wan moved her body, and it took a long time to break free, panting slightly to protest: "Old pervert, stop making trouble, come and clean up the steak!"
Icy's bedroom is not too big, and it is full of her various collections, which looks quite messy.The bookshelves on one side of the wall are full of weird book research, and on the other side are various models or live ammunition, and then there is a large plain bed with a computer and writing desk next to it.
Instead, the wardrobe was "squeezed" into the corner of the wall, embracing the floor-to-ceiling mirror that was also not favored by the owner.
"Brother, you don't really plan to choose clothes for me, do you?" She wanted to say that there is no need at all, her mother's company is in the business of luxury goods, so there is no need to worry about dresses, even if they are not the most suitable and perfect ones. At least it is expensive and does not hit the shirt.Don't look at how my mother reprimanded them with such sonorous words just now, but there is a lot of love in my heart.
Apparently John knew this too, and didn't intend to get too entangled in this matter at all.As a traditional American, he is not considered a family lover. Just like adult Xu, he gradually goes out on his own and doesn't see his parents a few times throughout the year.But family harmony is indeed what everyone is looking forward to.
He wanted to find a stool to sit down and have a slow talk with his sister, but unfortunately found nothing, then looked at the big bed occupied by schoolbags and school uniform shirts, John twitched his lips, and simply stood, leaning against the door frame: "I want to say It's the prom thing."
"The night after the day after tomorrow." Icy answered casually, only to feel that something was wrong, she stretched out her finger and poked her brother's chest fiercely, "Aren't you, teenage green girls are not let go?" As soon as she finished speaking, she already felt Something's wrong, although my brother is casual in his private life occasionally, he's not a womanizer with no limits.She narrowed her big round eyes, and asked cautiously, "Did you guys have a mission that day?" That is, people are going to die at the dance?
She has been in school for many years, so she must have feelings.When I first heard the news, I still felt a little surprised and incapable of accepting it.
Looking at her slightly tangled face, it was filled with such youthful colors and helplessness towards death.After a pause in his heart, he still nodded seriously, and John whispered, "Something is going to happen, you just need to be careful that day."
It's not that she doesn't know how careless men are, and Icy is already very moved to be able to care so far.Sitting on a corner of the big bed, she nodded blankly: "I see..."
The author has something to say:
This chapter explains the situation of Smith's family, and the number of words exceeds a lot.
In the next chapter, the official match of Icy children's shoes will appear!I like to post new chapters in the morning or at noon~~
Wenwen, I will try my best to keep the daily update, if something happens, I will explain it in advance, so, girls, please don't jump into the pit carelessly!
Everyone and everything about this vintage villa is eerie.
The owner of the house is a middle-aged man in his 50s and [-]s. He has a good influence in the business and political circles. He is similar to all Americans who are prudent and self-cultivated. You know, on a certain day, the man gave up his luxury car and rode a horse to wander the city streets and ended up.
The owner has a beautiful Asian wife with a slender figure. She is a well-known designer in the luxury industry. She likes to go out in a plain and elegant cheongsam that highlights her figure and greets her neighbors very politely. Even the neighbors are willing to let their children go to this lady. Playing, can learn more elegant manners and etiquette, how good it is? ...Until one day, a group of armed robbers broke into the villa area, but they were defeated by Mrs. Smith's nunchucks, almost frightening the egg.And Mrs. Smith gracefully lowered her raised legs, ignoring the side of the cheongsam that was accidentally torn, and "floated" home.
It is said that it is called Chinese Kung Fu.
The so-called disillusionment of the image never takes a moment.
In any case, the husband and wife are worthy of respect and envy... probably.
Fortunately, their daughter is a very normal girl. Apart from being more reserved and reserved than her peers, she is easily accepted by the neighbors. Icy is well-behaved, has good academic performance, always greets people politely, and gets along very well with friends.If the little girl was walking on the road in a gauze dress, it would make people think that an angel accidentally passed by.
The housewives all like Icy's cleverness and cuteness, but the strange thing is that the children nearby are not willing to play with her.They said that Icy's behavior is always weird, likes to study lethal explosive chemical potions, and breaking glass is even more normal.He also said that it was a mask with a devil in his heart, and the coldness that inadvertently emanated made others unable to resist.
...so this is kind of an unsolved case.
Mrs. Black still thought that it would be nice to find such a girl as her daughter-in-law.She looked at Mrs. Smith who happened to be passing by on the road, and stopped graciously to say hello:
"How do you do, Mrs. Smith, are you preparing dinner?"
With her long hair in braids, Ye Wan, now Mrs. Smith, walked home slowly carrying two bags of delicious food.The elegant figure provoked the teenage boys to take a few more glances, leaving eyes full of admiration.Ye Wan roared in her heart: Damn the old man likes to ride a horse recently, which made her lose a driver to order!
On the surface, she smiled kindly, and nodded towards the neighbor's wife: "Yes! The eldest son will come home today, and he will make it richer."
As soon as she finished speaking, John's car stopped in front of his stepmother amidst the screeching sound of brakes, and snapped his fingers briskly: "Good evening, beauty!" He turned to look at a plump figure next to his mother Curly-haired woman, a little puzzled, this seems to be a neighbor, right?It stands to reason that we should say hello, but what does this lady call her...
As if she knew why her son was hesitating, Ye Wan coughed and reminded: "Mrs. Black, this is my eldest son, John." She particularly emphasized the surname "Black" to remind her forgetful son that there may be some daughter.It's enough to be indifferent.
"Oh hello, Mrs. Black!" John and Icy said in unison.Then the two of them each carried a rucksack, got out of the car, and stood on Mrs. Smith's left and right hands, smiling kindly.
After a few gossips, Mrs. Black walked back home with full of envy and satisfaction. She didn't forget to look back at Icy, who didn't talk much and just kept smiling. She thought Icy was the best of the young girls. I want to take her home to be my daughter-in-law.Thinking about it like this, she didn't forget to ask Icy to go to her house to play more, and then reluctantly walked into the house to prepare dinner.
Taking his hands out of his pockets, John narrowed his eyes dangerously, and muttered in a low voice: "The intention is very clear, Icy, is it Tim or Jim from the Black family who has taken a fancy to you?" Although I can't remember the name clearly, but That kid is clearly an ignorant and wretched boy, who has been causing trouble a lot since he was a child, how can he be worthy of his own sister - no!
"I don't know what it's called, is it Tom?" Who knows what his name is, so she doesn't have time to remember such insignificant passers-by. Icy shrugged, and was too lazy to maintain a ladylike smile. She jumped up and down twice, holding Ye Wan's arm coquettishly, "Mom, what's for dinner?"
"How about chicken curry and black pepper steak with hot and sour Thai noodles, baby girl?" After finishing speaking in one breath, Ye Wan patted her arm, but the next moment she pulled her face down and scolded the two seriously. , "Get the hell out of here, I have something to say!"
This face-changing speed is really comparable to the effect.
The decoration inside the house is much more fashionable than the exterior of the villa. Old Smith is sitting on the sofa, staring intently at the animal documentary broadcast on TV, and is talking about many magical species in a certain forest.He was engrossed in watching, noticing that his son and daughter were coming home, even though his son hadn't appeared for several months, he completely ignored it.
This attitude made Ye Wan unhappy, she snorted to express her disdain, and muttered something: Why don't you go to love the animals and live a lifetime? !
Then Ye Wan ignored the shopping bag in her hand, put it heavily on the coffee table, put her hands on her hips, and looked up at her eldest son who was too tall with a queen's air: "Congratulations, John, I heard that you are married? Why not?" Invite me to the wedding, even if it is a simple dinner." She is a traditional Chinese woman, so she does not allow her children, even if they are not biological children, to hide from herself about marriage.
She has always treated John like her own son all these years... Besides, even in the United States, it is not polite to marry secretly without saying a word.What's even weirder is that she heard that the other party is a woman who has been in nightclubs for a long time and has no normal job.
Icy tugged at John's sleeve in surprise, with a questioning attitude.Impossible, married?Goddess Angelina Jolie has appeared?She is looking forward to it!
"No..." John's tongue was bitter, and he quickly explained to his family, "I was drunk that time, and we divorced within a month, so... I didn't tell my family."
Old Smith glanced at John, raised his eyebrows secretly, and continued to watch TV, pretending not to feel the tension in the living room and his wife's depression that had nowhere to vent.Really poor children... He made his wife unhappy, and she always wants to vent her anger on someone, right?
Not gaining the upper hand in this matter, Ye Wan didn't intend to worry too much, but just threatened him: "I won't mention your crappy job and mission, but if you don't call me for a few months next time , I..." After a pause, she felt that she would definitely not be able to beat her nimble son, so she simply resorted to tricks, "Next time I will post your embarrassing photos of your childhood on the Internet, and see if you dare?"
John choked, touched his forehead in frustration and sat next to his father, preparing to escape the "fire of war".
"Brother is always too casual with girlfriends!" If it wasn't messy enough, Icy didn't forget to add fuel to the fire.I just didn't expect Ye Wan to completely ignore her daughter's gag today, but instead poked her on the shoulder, "He is an adult, I don't care about that much. What about you? Are you being too conservative?"
Seeing that her daughter hesitated to speak, Ye Wan continued to educate her without giving her a chance to refute: "I know what you want to say, it's a good thing to choose your partner carefully! But..." She raised her voice, took out her phone and gave it to her. She saw a photo of a comatose young man on a hospital bed, and said depressedly, "Then you wouldn't beat the classmate who showed love to you to the hospital, would you?" Fortunately, the male classmate didn't expect it to be this "gentle and pitiful" Icy slapped himself hard, so he had to lie on the hospital bed cursing the idiot who didn't know who it was.
Although it is not a secret agency, the Smiths also have their own sources of information, so they know that John secretly and "accidentally" got married.As for the injured boy, although there was no evidence pointing to his daughter, but...they knew very well what kind of temper their daughter had, so they took it easy.
John turned around with a suppressed smile, secretly gave a "Like" gesture at an angle that only Icy could see, and continued to "watch" TV with his arms around his father's shoulder as if nothing had happened. .
"It wasn't for fighting." She was not very strong, and she didn't have any punching skills. How could she beat that kind of big guy?She moved her lips, looked at her mother with an unchanging expression, and muttered in a low voice, "It's an explosion." I just secretly took a small bomb that was the least lethal in my brother's room and stuffed it into his backpack, and then... that playboy Boys are tragic.
Seeing that neither his sons nor daughters could stand his wife's "bullets", Old Smith felt that she was about to vent her anger, so he jumped out decisively and righteously, took his wife's hand to the kitchen, comforted her, and at the same time did not forget to tell the children Invitation for credit: Look, dad is still reliable at critical times, right? !
"Wait a minute, John, how long are you staying at home this time?" Ye Wan asked again.
"Let's talk about it after Icy's graduation prom." John replied casually, then motioned for Icy to go upstairs with him, and explained to Ye Wan, "Thank you mom for making dinner, I'll help Icy choose a dress for the prom in two days .”
"...Are there any mistakes? You are a brother, not a sister!" So choosing dresses and make-up should really be something that a man should be interested in?Ye Wan's chattering complaints were all swallowed by the enthusiastic old Smith, and the atmosphere in the kitchen was a bit ambiguous for a while.Ye Wan moved her body, and it took a long time to break free, panting slightly to protest: "Old pervert, stop making trouble, come and clean up the steak!"
Icy's bedroom is not too big, and it is full of her various collections, which looks quite messy.The bookshelves on one side of the wall are full of weird book research, and on the other side are various models or live ammunition, and then there is a large plain bed with a computer and writing desk next to it.
Instead, the wardrobe was "squeezed" into the corner of the wall, embracing the floor-to-ceiling mirror that was also not favored by the owner.
"Brother, you don't really plan to choose clothes for me, do you?" She wanted to say that there is no need at all, her mother's company is in the business of luxury goods, so there is no need to worry about dresses, even if they are not the most suitable and perfect ones. At least it is expensive and does not hit the shirt.Don't look at how my mother reprimanded them with such sonorous words just now, but there is a lot of love in my heart.
Apparently John knew this too, and didn't intend to get too entangled in this matter at all.As a traditional American, he is not considered a family lover. Just like adult Xu, he gradually goes out on his own and doesn't see his parents a few times throughout the year.But family harmony is indeed what everyone is looking forward to.
He wanted to find a stool to sit down and have a slow talk with his sister, but unfortunately found nothing, then looked at the big bed occupied by schoolbags and school uniform shirts, John twitched his lips, and simply stood, leaning against the door frame: "I want to say It's the prom thing."
"The night after the day after tomorrow." Icy answered casually, only to feel that something was wrong, she stretched out her finger and poked her brother's chest fiercely, "Aren't you, teenage green girls are not let go?" As soon as she finished speaking, she already felt Something's wrong, although my brother is casual in his private life occasionally, he's not a womanizer with no limits.She narrowed her big round eyes, and asked cautiously, "Did you guys have a mission that day?" That is, people are going to die at the dance?
She has been in school for many years, so she must have feelings.When I first heard the news, I still felt a little surprised and incapable of accepting it.
Looking at her slightly tangled face, it was filled with such youthful colors and helplessness towards death.After a pause in his heart, he still nodded seriously, and John whispered, "Something is going to happen, you just need to be careful that day."
It's not that she doesn't know how careless men are, and Icy is already very moved to be able to care so far.Sitting on a corner of the big bed, she nodded blankly: "I see..."
The author has something to say:
This chapter explains the situation of Smith's family, and the number of words exceeds a lot.
In the next chapter, the official match of Icy children's shoes will appear!I like to post new chapters in the morning or at noon~~
Wenwen, I will try my best to keep the daily update, if something happens, I will explain it in advance, so, girls, please don't jump into the pit carelessly!
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