Black donkey hoof store
Chapter 362 Little Chirp 2
Dong Meng quickly carried Xiao Jiujiu to the bathroom. Xiao Jiujiu was completely fine to go to the bathroom by himself at home, but he looked a little drunk today.
Dongmeng suddenly remembered that in the afternoon, he found that the bottle of whiskey on the corner cabinet was suddenly empty. He thought he drank it before, but now he realized that it was this bad boy who drank it?
Dong Meng said helplessly, "Can I do it myself?"
Little Chirp blinked his big blue eyes, glanced at Dong Meng reproachfully, and yelled "Meow Meow" twice, which meant that his uncle underestimated him so much.
Dong Meng was a little helpless, he didn't dare to close the door of the cubicle, and said, "Hurry up, I'll call your father, they are going to die of anxiety."
Little Jiujiu climbed up the toilet by himself. Dongmeng was really afraid that he would fall headfirst. Seeing that he was acting decently, he went out to call Dongjue and Qingjing, who were relieved when they received the call.
As soon as Dongjue and Qingjing came home, Dong Xiaobai came over and said, Xiao Jiujiu jumped off the building!
Dongjue and Qingjing were so frightened that their intestines were ruined, but fortunately, Xiao Jiujiu has wings, so it should be fine to jump from such a high place, but he didn't know where he went, and the whole family ran out to find him. , but no one was found.
Dong Meng agreed to come to the birthday party with his colleagues, and when he arrived at the birthday party, he heard his cell phone rang. It was his third brother calling, saying that Xiao Jiujiu had disappeared.
Of course Dong Meng was in a hurry and was about to leave immediately, but at this moment, Dong Meng saw the bad boy with sharp eyes...
Dong Meng made a phone call, went back and knocked on the door. The cubicle was quiet, and Dong Meng was taken aback. The little nephew likes water, so he can't swim in the sewer, right?
Quickly pushed open the door of the cubicle, only to see my little nephew sitting on the toilet, with his head propped on his two short hands, his round white head moved little by little, and the two ears on his head drooped. Yes, she seemed to be sleeping soundly, with her little black nose bouncing up and down.
The rolled paper next to it was thrown into a mess by Xiao Jiujiu, and fell into a pile on the ground.
Dong Meng couldn't help but rubbed his forehead. He almost forgot that his little nephew has a bloodline of nine lives. It's really unwise to roll paper for the cat. The little nephew is still gentle, so Dong Meng quickly hugged the little nephew.
Little Jiujiu nestled in Dongmeng's arms, opened his eyes a little in confusion, and said, "Meow?"
Dongmeng smiled helplessly and said, "What's delicious to eat? You troublemaker, do you still want to eat delicious food?"
Xiaojiujiu yelled "Meowmeow" twice in protest, and Dongmeng nodded his little nose and said, "Huh? Uncle is still wrong? You run out for a day by yourself, and wait to be criticized when you go home."
When Xiao Jiujiu heard it, both ears drooped down, rubbed his eyes with his little paws, and said with an aggrieved look: "Meow meow!"
When Dong Meng heard this, he immediately laughed, and said, "Is it my fault? Did you sneak into my briefcase? I said why is the briefcase so heavy today."
Dongmeng's identity itself is the focus, holding a cute little white cat, and talking to the little white cat, one person, one cat, one sentence, outsiders sound very curious, after all, they listen to what the little white cat says don't know.
Although I don't understand, in the eyes of these ladies, Dong Meng likes small animals so much, and is so caring, which is very good at winning the favor of the opposite sex.
They didn't know that Dongmeng was trained, cat language is a foreign language, not only that, little Jiujiu also likes to switch to little blue bird, so Dongmeng also trained another foreign language, that is... Niaoyu ...
Little Jiujiu didn't say a word, and fell asleep in Dongmeng's arms again, and found a comfortable position, arching Dongmeng's arm with his little head.
Dong Meng had no choice but to leave temporarily. When Dong Meng came, he also drank some wine and couldn't drive, so he found a driver to drive and went home with Xiao Jiujiu in his arms.
When Xiao Jiujiu arrived home, he was already sound asleep, almost unshakable. Although Qingjing was angry, his son looked sleepy, let's talk about it the next morning...
Little Jiujiu had a good night's sleep, and when he woke up, he was a bit hungover. After all, whiskey is quite strong for many men, let alone for a kid like Little Jiujiu. Others drink whiskey with more or less water , or add some ice, it is also popular to add green tea or soda, etc., who is like Xiaojiujiu, who is directly bored for the first time drinking, the purity is too high, it is strange not to have a hangover.
Qingjing came to teach Xiaojiujiu, and Xiaojiujiu nestled in Qingjing's arms with a pitiful face. Qingjing was a Qingluan, and Xiaojiujiu also had the shape of Qingluan. Xiaojiujiu was very smart, knowing that his father was angry, he became a little blue bird She hugged him in his arms, flapped her little wings pitifully, nodded her round head, and asked her father to rub it for him.
Seeing how pitiful he was, Qing Jing had a soft heart, and taught Xiao Jiu Jiu a lesson, but he didn't lose his temper. Xiao Jiu Jiu called "Jiu Jiu" twice, and acted like a baby with Qing Jing.
Today is Saturday, Dad doesn’t need to go to work, but it just so happens that both dads have to go out for a social event today, Xiao Jiujiu felt so bored, jumping up and down on the bed, and soon the fathers went out, Xiao Jiujiu even more boring.
Xiaojiujiu himself wanted to play with Uncle Xiaobai, but today Dongyu was at home and had already led Xiaobai out to play, so Xiaojiujiu faced his wings boredly and rolled on the bed.
At this moment, someone touched his belly, and gently ran his fingers along the fur. Xiao Jiujiu immediately opened his eyes wide, and got up with a jerk. It turned out to be Uncle Dongmeng.
The uncle entered the room quietly, and said with a smile: "Bad boy, I'm on vacation today, do you want to go out to play?"
Little Jiujiu's eyes lit up immediately, and he poked at his short, stubby little neck. Little Jiujiu Qingluan hardly had a neck, other people's Qingluan was slender and graceful, and Little Jiujiu didn't know it was because he was too old. Small, or because of the mutation, it is simply a cute beast with five short stature!
Dong Meng poked his little head with a smile, and said, "Then you can't do this, I can't take you out for a bird walk, can I?"
After Dong Meng finished speaking, Xiao Jiujiu blinked his eyes in confusion, Dong Meng laughed, walking a bird or something is too wretched.
Little Jiujiu immediately turned from a little blue bird into a little white cat with a bang.
Dong Meng shook his head and said, "No, pets are not allowed in many places."
Xiaojiujiu protested with "meow meow" twice, Dong Meng couldn't help pinching his mustache, and even touched the beard of "Tiger"!Little Jiujiu immediately pounced with two paws, quickly hugged Dong Meng's hand, and then patted his little paws hard.
Dong Meng was about to be petrified by him, and said with a smile: "I know you're not a cat, but others don't know."
Little Jiujiu blinked his eyes, patted the bed with his little paws, then pointed at Dongmeng, and said "meow" twice, and finally the two little paws became akimbo. Cute and short, with akimbo and no momentum.
Dong Meng said: "You tell me what can I do? I really have a way, but it depends on whether you, a bad boy, can do it."
Little Jiujiu shook his head vigorously, and yelled "Meow Meow", Dong Meng said, "Huh? You're not a bad kid? Then who booed someone else's skirt yesterday? You also secretly drank the wine that adults can only drink. You are not a bad kid." ?”
Little Jiujiu shook his head vigorously, he was not a bad kid.
Dongmeng had enough tricks and thought it was very fun, so he said: "You can just turn into a child. I will take you out when the time comes."
Xiaojiujiu was confused for a while, and Dongmeng explained: "It's just like your uncle Xiaobai. The upper body is the same as your mermaid figure, and the lower body should have legs."
Xiao Jiujiu suddenly understood, nodded vigorously, and immediately changed with a "Boom!!", and a light mist dispersed, Dong Meng was suddenly dumbfounded...
He did say that Uncle Xiaobai was like that just now, but he definitely didn't say that he was exactly the same. His little nephew was really able to surprise him. Xiao Jiujiu suddenly became Dong Xiaobai's appearance, exactly the same!
Anyway, Dong Meng can't tell the difference. I don't know if the eldest brother Dong Yu can tell the difference, but Dong Meng is sure that the unreliable father can't tell the difference. Dong Meng wants to laugh when he sees it.
Dong Meng said: "Nephew, it's not like your uncle Xiaobai. I'm just giving you a reference. If you change into another look, I'm afraid that your appearance will cause riots in our family."
Little Jiujiu tilted his head and thought for a long time, finally his eyes lit up, Dong Meng knew he had an idea!
"Bang!!", living up to Dongmeng's expectations, the little nephew surprised him again, this time the little nephew turned into Dongmeng's own appearance! !
Dong Meng saw a person who was as tall as him, as big, with the same face, and wearing the same clothes standing in front of him, as if looking in a mirror, he couldn't help sweating from his back, and wiped his face lightly.
Xiao Jiujiu looked at Dongmeng happily, and felt that he had become very similar, so he giggled and said, "Meng... Mengmeng!"
Dong Meng was still immersed in the vicious cycle of "my little nephew looks exactly like himself", but suddenly heard that little Jiujiu could talk, and was so happy that he almost went out for a run, and said excitedly: "You can talk, and then you can talk." Call me once, but if you want to call me Uncle, what the hell is Mengmeng?"
Little Jiujiu stared at Dongmeng's body again, with a babyish voice, and said clumsily, "Meng... Mengmeng..."
Dong Meng: "..."
Although he still calls it that way, he can speak anyway, and the first sentence of Xiao Jiujiu's mouth is actually called Mengmeng. If the third brother hears this, it will be so sour.
Dong Meng couldn't help laughing proudly, and continued to induce: "Hey, let's make it a little smaller?"
Dong Meng thought about it, and for his own benefit, he added an extra one, saying, "Be a little bit cuter."
Little Jiujiu thought about it carefully, what does it mean to be cute?It's so difficult!
Little Jiujiu waited for a while, then suddenly let out another "boom!", and Dongmeng's eyes lit up instantly, of course it was because he was so cute!
The mist around Xiao Jiujiu dissipated, and he turned into a child who looked like four or five years old, with big eyes, watery, ice blue pupils, like two gemstones, with radiance flowing inside, little The tip of the nose is a little bit, but don't look small, the small nose is very upturned, the lines are standard, the small mouth is plump, pink and tender, like a cute cotton candy, the cheeks are fleshy, the eyelashes flicker, and Dongmeng almost screams. fly.
His height reached the bend of Dongmeng's knees, and he looked a little taller when standing on the bed. He was so cute, especially with a pair of white cat ears on his head, and the small ears were bouncing back and forth.
Dong Meng was so cute that he almost knelt down!
In fact, this is the main body of Xiao Jiujiu. Although Xiao Jiujiu was born not long ago, he has grown to the age of four or five years old for ordinary people, and now he is a little cute.
Little Jiujiu bit his hand and stood on the bed, looked at Dongmeng, and said, "Mengmeng!" as if asking for Dongmeng's opinion.
Dong Meng has no objections at all, such a cute nephew, he will buy everything he wants, and he will buy anything with no bottom line or lower limit.
First of all, Dongmeng can't let his cute little nephew bare buttocks, otherwise he will catch a cold, and as an uncle, he should feel distressed.
So Dong Meng ran to Dong Xiaobai's room and brought out two small clothes. Dong Xiaobai's clothes were a bit big for Xiao Jiujiu, but they were still wearable.
After dressing little Jiujiu, Dong Meng went to find a small hat and put it on Xiao Jiujiu to cover his cat ears.
Little Jiujiu shook his head and protested, "Mengmeng!"
Dong Meng said helplessly: "I have to wear it even if I feel uncomfortable. My nephew is already so cute, and wearing cat ears, it's too cute to handle."
Little Jiujiu scratched his hair strangely, only then realized that after he transformed into a human form, his hands could reach his head, but he couldn't reach the top of his head. Although it was still a little short, it was still a big breakthrough!
After putting on his clothes, little Jiujiu was taken out to play by Dongmeng. Dongmeng had already greeted Sange and Qingjing. Little Jiujiu is now at the age of curiosity and restlessness. Dongmeng took him out to play. It's much better than Xiaojiujiu running out to play by himself.
Dong Meng took Xiao Jiujiu out, because today he was going out to play, so he dressed casually, a simple casual linen shirt, and a long windbreaker over it. Dong Meng likes silver gray and bright gray, this color makes him wear it , the whole person is a bit yuppie coquettish, no wonder it attracts the opposite sex.
The two went out, and Dong Meng wanted to drive, but little Jiujiu saw a public convenience bicycle on the side of the road, and a big brother swiped his card to push the bicycle out, then rode on and left.
Little Jiujiu looked at the big brother adoringly, and Dongmeng smiled and said, "You want to ride a bike too?"
Although Xiaojiujiu didn't know what riding a bicycle was, he nodded vigorously.
Dong Meng thought for a while, he only had a car, two of them, but no bicycles. Although public bicycles can be ridden, it is too late to apply for a card, which is too troublesome.
But there is someone in the family who has a bicycle. Uncle Hua Snake has two sons, Hua Fen and Xue Tu. Xue Tu knows that his younger brother likes sports and riding a bicycle. On his birthday, he worked part-time to earn money and bought a bicycle for him. Hua Teng.
That bicycle is not a few hundred dollars, or even thousands of dollars, but the stupid big man has never had this concept, so he accepted it happily. That bicycle is, it can be said to be a sky-high price bicycle, only for enthusiasts will choose this brand.
Dong Meng called Hua Teng and asked him to borrow a bicycle. Hua Teng was always very enthusiastic. Today he was at school and the bicycle was parked at home. Dong Meng asked him to pick it up. The key was in the cabinet.
Dong Meng went upstairs to get the keys and the bicycle, and took the elevator to push them down. The pure black bicycle, the handlebars, and the black matte material looked very low-key, but it had a sense of luxury.
The only downside is that this thing doesn't have a back seat or basket like a normal bike, it only has a beam.
Dong Meng studied for a while, and had no choice but to put little Jiujiu on the beam, and then hugged him in his arms. Little Jiujiu was so excited, kicked his calf, and sat on the beam and jumped straight.
Although it is very cute, safety is the most important thing. Dong Meng said helplessly: "My good nephew, hug my waist, you must hold it tightly, and of course cover your little hat, don't blow it off."
Little Jiujiu sat on the beam, hugged Dongmeng with his waist crooked, stretched out his arms to hug him twice, and patted Dongmeng's waist. Dongmeng looked down and burst out laughing. It was the first time he felt that his waist was so thick!
Little Jiujiu hugged her with both hands, and didn't even hug half of it. Dongmeng has always boasted of his figure, and he didn't expect that he would be despised one day, but Little Jiujiu's two short and cute little arms couldn't even touch the top of his head...
Dong Meng said: "Then you grab my clothes and don't fall off."
Little Jiujiu nodded, reached out and patted the handlebar, and said, "Mengmeng! Mengmeng...fly! Fly..."
Dongmeng burst out laughing, feeling that they are flying by bike?
Dong Meng kicked up the bike, not to mention, this bike is worthy of being expensive, and it has been well maintained. After all, it is a treasure given by my brother, so it is effortless to ride.
It was the first time for Xiaojiujiu to ride a bicycle, and it felt so novel. He grabbed Dongmeng's clothes and said "ahah" in his mouth, because Dongmeng hadn't learned this "foreign language" well, so he couldn't understand what he said What.
Seeing Xiaojiujiu happy, Dongmeng thought that he should also buy such a bicycle, but black and matte obviously didn't suit him, so he had to buy a bright silver one.
The two rode bicycles and soon arrived at the shopping mall in the city center. Dong Meng locked the car, then took Xiao Jiujiu's hand and walked inside, wanting to buy some clothes and shoes for his nephew. After all, the little nephew was wearing his brother's clothes. clothes.
But Dong Meng found a problem...
That is, little Jiujiu is too short. With my height, if I want to walk little Jiujiu, I have to squat down halfway, which feels too tiring.
Dong Meng knelt down and said, "Uncle, will you hold you?"
Little Jiujiu nodded immediately, he wanted to be hugged by his uncle for a long time, he was so tired from walking, and little Jiujiu had always used his hands and feet as a kitten, and he still wobbled a little when he walked.
Little Jiujiu stretched out his hand and hugged Dong Meng's neck. Dong Meng hugged his little nephew and kissed his cheek. It was fleshy and soft. It felt so good.
With a disgusted expression on his face, Xiao Jiujiu wiped his face vigorously with his small hands, and pushed Dong Meng's face. Dong Meng immediately laughed and said, "Stinky boy, how dare you dislike me?"
As he spoke, he kissed him twice again. Little Jiujiu felt disgusted, wiped his face vigorously, and muttered: "Mengmeng...Mengmeng is bad!"
Dong Meng felt that bullying children was also very fulfilling. He didn't look like an adult uncle at all. He bullied Xiao Jiujiu all the way, and carried Xiao Jiujiu into the mall. First, he went to the children's clothing department to look at the clothes.
Dongmeng likes cute things, and of course he also has a habit. He wants to buy cute things for Xiaojiujiu whenever he sees them, and he feels a sense of accomplishment.
Dong Meng fell in love with a set of red panda clothes, with a small hood, panda ears on the hood, and a small tail on the back. Little Jiujiu must be super cute in it.
Dong Meng asked Xiao Jiujiu to try it, and it was really super cute, so cute that Dong Meng wanted to kiss him again, so he bought Xiao Jiujiu a pair of matching shoes for the red panda, the fluffy ones looked like panda paws.
Dong Meng had a great time playing, and Xiao Jiujiu was also very happy. He didn't feel that Dong Meng was playing dress-up games like a big doll...
Dong Meng bought him a lot of things, including clothes, hats, shoes, backpacks, food and play, and also bought a car for children and a bicycle with triangular wheels for Xiao Jiujiu. Xiao Jiujiu was so happy , all riding small bicycles in the mall.
A cutie in a panda suit, riding a toy bicycle, the rate of turning heads is simply too high, Dong Meng has a sincere sense of accomplishment.
The two of them were tired from playing, so they planned to find a good place to eat something, then go home in the afternoon, and let Xiao Jiujiu take a nap, after all, he has been crazy all morning.
Little Jiujiu wants to eat pizza, not because Little Jiujiu likes it, but because Little Jiujiu has never seen such a big pie!
Seeing his little nephew looking at the pizza poster with curious eyes, Dong Meng couldn't help but want to laugh, so he took Xiao Jiujiu into the pizzeria.
The little guy opened the huge menu and looked at the picture above with bright eyes. A waiter came over and was immediately fascinated by the cute appearance of the little Jiujiu. He smiled and said, "Little friend, what do you want to eat?"
Little Jiujiu raised his head immediately, and handed the waiter a sweet smile. The smile was so harmless and cute that Dong Meng, an uncle, felt sour.
Then Xiaojiujiu patted the menu with his small meaty hands, like a landlord, "Papapapa..." kept taking pictures, and took pictures of all the dishes with pictures.
waiter:"……"
The waiter thought Xiao Jiujiu was teasing him, and then looked at the only adult at the table, but Dong Meng, who was an elder, had a face full of pampering, and said with a smile, "That's how it is."
The waiter didn't even wake up from the dream, and said, "What? What did you say, sir?"
Dong Meng teased Xiaojiujiu, and said, "All those just now..."
He said, and then said: "Will the table not be able to fit?"
Waiter: "..." There is a ghost in the table.
The pizzas are all fast food, they came up quickly, and there are some snacks. There are two full tables, and today is Saturday, so there are a lot of people, and many people look here frequently.
Little Jiujiu didn't care about these things, his mouth was full of oil, he had a big chicken leg in his left hand, and he was holding a big pizza in his right hand, he was stuffing it into his mouth, and said while eating, "Mengmeng... Next time!"
As he spoke, he stood on the chair and stuffed the pizza in his hand into Dong Meng's mouth. Dong Meng quickly opened his mouth and took a bite, saying, "That's good."
Little Jiujiu had never eaten pizza before, so he thought it was so novel, and it still shredded when he bit into it. He didn't know that it was cheese shreds, so he used his small hands to pull out the shredded cheese on the edge of his mouth.
Dong Meng looked at his little nephew with a smile on his face, and thought it was very interesting. In the end, little Jiu Jiu was so anxious that he was about to cry. Dong Meng suddenly found that his little nephew was even more cute when he cried, but the little nephew If he really cried, the third brother insisted on fighting himself desperately, so Dong Meng hurriedly dipped some hot water on a napkin to wipe Xiao Jiujiu clean.
Little Jiujiu wiped his mouth, stopped crying, and picked up the big chicken drumstick to eat again.
This pizzeria can be said to be a strange flower in the mall, because the style of the mall is very high, and other restaurants are very expensive, but this restaurant is cheap, so many people come here.
They were eating, and a woman passed by the door of the store. The woman was well dressed, and she was about to enter the high-end coffee shop next to her. She suddenly saw this side, exited the coffee shop, and then entered the pizzeria. She said with a smile: "Mr. Dong, it's really you, I just looked like you."
Dong Meng didn't remember who the other party was. He seemed to have an impression, but he couldn't remember it. He was definitely not a familiar person.
Little Jiujiu recognized it immediately, because he booed on this big sister's skirt last night!
Little Jiujiu patted Dongmeng with his oily hands, and yelled "Ahhhhhhhhhhh" several times, Dongmeng suddenly realized, he also said that he invited the other party to dinner, and he almost forgot about the skirt Lose the skirt.
The woman sat down next to her and said with a smile, "I didn't expect to meet Mr. Dong here. This restaurant is so popular that there is no room left. Do you mind if I share a table?"
Dong Meng was admiring his little nephew just now, but someone came to share the table, so wouldn't his "idiot" look be seen, it would be detrimental to his dignity.
But Dong Meng couldn't refuse, because the little nephew spilled a little boy's urine on someone's skirt yesterday, which was always wrong, but the little nephew looked like he didn't care about his business, and was happy to eat.
Dong Meng smiled, asked the woman to sit down, and raised his hand to let the waiter bring over the menu. The waiter had a hellish expression on his face, thinking to himself, order again!
Dong Meng couldn't help but let others eat what his little nephew grabbed with his bare hands?
The woman took the menu with a smile. She seemed to be well-educated. She flipped through the menu, but she didn’t care. Is it your...?"
Dong Meng glanced at Xiao Jiujiu, and just wanted to say that he was his nephew, but Xiao Jiujiu was already holding up the big chicken leg, waving it happily, looking at the big sister with big ice blue eyes, and said in a clear voice first: "Small it!"
The woman's smile froze immediately, and Dong Meng almost spewed out with a "poof".
The woman froze for a moment, then slowly closed the menu, and said with a smile, "I didn't expect Mr. Dong to be young and promising, but his son is so old..."
She said in a panic, "I'm sorry, Mr. Dong, I have something to do suddenly, so I'll take a step first."
Dong Meng: "..."
Dongmeng suddenly remembered that in the afternoon, he found that the bottle of whiskey on the corner cabinet was suddenly empty. He thought he drank it before, but now he realized that it was this bad boy who drank it?
Dong Meng said helplessly, "Can I do it myself?"
Little Chirp blinked his big blue eyes, glanced at Dong Meng reproachfully, and yelled "Meow Meow" twice, which meant that his uncle underestimated him so much.
Dong Meng was a little helpless, he didn't dare to close the door of the cubicle, and said, "Hurry up, I'll call your father, they are going to die of anxiety."
Little Jiujiu climbed up the toilet by himself. Dongmeng was really afraid that he would fall headfirst. Seeing that he was acting decently, he went out to call Dongjue and Qingjing, who were relieved when they received the call.
As soon as Dongjue and Qingjing came home, Dong Xiaobai came over and said, Xiao Jiujiu jumped off the building!
Dongjue and Qingjing were so frightened that their intestines were ruined, but fortunately, Xiao Jiujiu has wings, so it should be fine to jump from such a high place, but he didn't know where he went, and the whole family ran out to find him. , but no one was found.
Dong Meng agreed to come to the birthday party with his colleagues, and when he arrived at the birthday party, he heard his cell phone rang. It was his third brother calling, saying that Xiao Jiujiu had disappeared.
Of course Dong Meng was in a hurry and was about to leave immediately, but at this moment, Dong Meng saw the bad boy with sharp eyes...
Dong Meng made a phone call, went back and knocked on the door. The cubicle was quiet, and Dong Meng was taken aback. The little nephew likes water, so he can't swim in the sewer, right?
Quickly pushed open the door of the cubicle, only to see my little nephew sitting on the toilet, with his head propped on his two short hands, his round white head moved little by little, and the two ears on his head drooped. Yes, she seemed to be sleeping soundly, with her little black nose bouncing up and down.
The rolled paper next to it was thrown into a mess by Xiao Jiujiu, and fell into a pile on the ground.
Dong Meng couldn't help but rubbed his forehead. He almost forgot that his little nephew has a bloodline of nine lives. It's really unwise to roll paper for the cat. The little nephew is still gentle, so Dong Meng quickly hugged the little nephew.
Little Jiujiu nestled in Dongmeng's arms, opened his eyes a little in confusion, and said, "Meow?"
Dongmeng smiled helplessly and said, "What's delicious to eat? You troublemaker, do you still want to eat delicious food?"
Xiaojiujiu yelled "Meowmeow" twice in protest, and Dongmeng nodded his little nose and said, "Huh? Uncle is still wrong? You run out for a day by yourself, and wait to be criticized when you go home."
When Xiao Jiujiu heard it, both ears drooped down, rubbed his eyes with his little paws, and said with an aggrieved look: "Meow meow!"
When Dong Meng heard this, he immediately laughed, and said, "Is it my fault? Did you sneak into my briefcase? I said why is the briefcase so heavy today."
Dongmeng's identity itself is the focus, holding a cute little white cat, and talking to the little white cat, one person, one cat, one sentence, outsiders sound very curious, after all, they listen to what the little white cat says don't know.
Although I don't understand, in the eyes of these ladies, Dong Meng likes small animals so much, and is so caring, which is very good at winning the favor of the opposite sex.
They didn't know that Dongmeng was trained, cat language is a foreign language, not only that, little Jiujiu also likes to switch to little blue bird, so Dongmeng also trained another foreign language, that is... Niaoyu ...
Little Jiujiu didn't say a word, and fell asleep in Dongmeng's arms again, and found a comfortable position, arching Dongmeng's arm with his little head.
Dong Meng had no choice but to leave temporarily. When Dong Meng came, he also drank some wine and couldn't drive, so he found a driver to drive and went home with Xiao Jiujiu in his arms.
When Xiao Jiujiu arrived home, he was already sound asleep, almost unshakable. Although Qingjing was angry, his son looked sleepy, let's talk about it the next morning...
Little Jiujiu had a good night's sleep, and when he woke up, he was a bit hungover. After all, whiskey is quite strong for many men, let alone for a kid like Little Jiujiu. Others drink whiskey with more or less water , or add some ice, it is also popular to add green tea or soda, etc., who is like Xiaojiujiu, who is directly bored for the first time drinking, the purity is too high, it is strange not to have a hangover.
Qingjing came to teach Xiaojiujiu, and Xiaojiujiu nestled in Qingjing's arms with a pitiful face. Qingjing was a Qingluan, and Xiaojiujiu also had the shape of Qingluan. Xiaojiujiu was very smart, knowing that his father was angry, he became a little blue bird She hugged him in his arms, flapped her little wings pitifully, nodded her round head, and asked her father to rub it for him.
Seeing how pitiful he was, Qing Jing had a soft heart, and taught Xiao Jiu Jiu a lesson, but he didn't lose his temper. Xiao Jiu Jiu called "Jiu Jiu" twice, and acted like a baby with Qing Jing.
Today is Saturday, Dad doesn’t need to go to work, but it just so happens that both dads have to go out for a social event today, Xiao Jiujiu felt so bored, jumping up and down on the bed, and soon the fathers went out, Xiao Jiujiu even more boring.
Xiaojiujiu himself wanted to play with Uncle Xiaobai, but today Dongyu was at home and had already led Xiaobai out to play, so Xiaojiujiu faced his wings boredly and rolled on the bed.
At this moment, someone touched his belly, and gently ran his fingers along the fur. Xiao Jiujiu immediately opened his eyes wide, and got up with a jerk. It turned out to be Uncle Dongmeng.
The uncle entered the room quietly, and said with a smile: "Bad boy, I'm on vacation today, do you want to go out to play?"
Little Jiujiu's eyes lit up immediately, and he poked at his short, stubby little neck. Little Jiujiu Qingluan hardly had a neck, other people's Qingluan was slender and graceful, and Little Jiujiu didn't know it was because he was too old. Small, or because of the mutation, it is simply a cute beast with five short stature!
Dong Meng poked his little head with a smile, and said, "Then you can't do this, I can't take you out for a bird walk, can I?"
After Dong Meng finished speaking, Xiao Jiujiu blinked his eyes in confusion, Dong Meng laughed, walking a bird or something is too wretched.
Little Jiujiu immediately turned from a little blue bird into a little white cat with a bang.
Dong Meng shook his head and said, "No, pets are not allowed in many places."
Xiaojiujiu protested with "meow meow" twice, Dong Meng couldn't help pinching his mustache, and even touched the beard of "Tiger"!Little Jiujiu immediately pounced with two paws, quickly hugged Dong Meng's hand, and then patted his little paws hard.
Dong Meng was about to be petrified by him, and said with a smile: "I know you're not a cat, but others don't know."
Little Jiujiu blinked his eyes, patted the bed with his little paws, then pointed at Dongmeng, and said "meow" twice, and finally the two little paws became akimbo. Cute and short, with akimbo and no momentum.
Dong Meng said: "You tell me what can I do? I really have a way, but it depends on whether you, a bad boy, can do it."
Little Jiujiu shook his head vigorously, and yelled "Meow Meow", Dong Meng said, "Huh? You're not a bad kid? Then who booed someone else's skirt yesterday? You also secretly drank the wine that adults can only drink. You are not a bad kid." ?”
Little Jiujiu shook his head vigorously, he was not a bad kid.
Dongmeng had enough tricks and thought it was very fun, so he said: "You can just turn into a child. I will take you out when the time comes."
Xiaojiujiu was confused for a while, and Dongmeng explained: "It's just like your uncle Xiaobai. The upper body is the same as your mermaid figure, and the lower body should have legs."
Xiao Jiujiu suddenly understood, nodded vigorously, and immediately changed with a "Boom!!", and a light mist dispersed, Dong Meng was suddenly dumbfounded...
He did say that Uncle Xiaobai was like that just now, but he definitely didn't say that he was exactly the same. His little nephew was really able to surprise him. Xiao Jiujiu suddenly became Dong Xiaobai's appearance, exactly the same!
Anyway, Dong Meng can't tell the difference. I don't know if the eldest brother Dong Yu can tell the difference, but Dong Meng is sure that the unreliable father can't tell the difference. Dong Meng wants to laugh when he sees it.
Dong Meng said: "Nephew, it's not like your uncle Xiaobai. I'm just giving you a reference. If you change into another look, I'm afraid that your appearance will cause riots in our family."
Little Jiujiu tilted his head and thought for a long time, finally his eyes lit up, Dong Meng knew he had an idea!
"Bang!!", living up to Dongmeng's expectations, the little nephew surprised him again, this time the little nephew turned into Dongmeng's own appearance! !
Dong Meng saw a person who was as tall as him, as big, with the same face, and wearing the same clothes standing in front of him, as if looking in a mirror, he couldn't help sweating from his back, and wiped his face lightly.
Xiao Jiujiu looked at Dongmeng happily, and felt that he had become very similar, so he giggled and said, "Meng... Mengmeng!"
Dong Meng was still immersed in the vicious cycle of "my little nephew looks exactly like himself", but suddenly heard that little Jiujiu could talk, and was so happy that he almost went out for a run, and said excitedly: "You can talk, and then you can talk." Call me once, but if you want to call me Uncle, what the hell is Mengmeng?"
Little Jiujiu stared at Dongmeng's body again, with a babyish voice, and said clumsily, "Meng... Mengmeng..."
Dong Meng: "..."
Although he still calls it that way, he can speak anyway, and the first sentence of Xiao Jiujiu's mouth is actually called Mengmeng. If the third brother hears this, it will be so sour.
Dong Meng couldn't help laughing proudly, and continued to induce: "Hey, let's make it a little smaller?"
Dong Meng thought about it, and for his own benefit, he added an extra one, saying, "Be a little bit cuter."
Little Jiujiu thought about it carefully, what does it mean to be cute?It's so difficult!
Little Jiujiu waited for a while, then suddenly let out another "boom!", and Dongmeng's eyes lit up instantly, of course it was because he was so cute!
The mist around Xiao Jiujiu dissipated, and he turned into a child who looked like four or five years old, with big eyes, watery, ice blue pupils, like two gemstones, with radiance flowing inside, little The tip of the nose is a little bit, but don't look small, the small nose is very upturned, the lines are standard, the small mouth is plump, pink and tender, like a cute cotton candy, the cheeks are fleshy, the eyelashes flicker, and Dongmeng almost screams. fly.
His height reached the bend of Dongmeng's knees, and he looked a little taller when standing on the bed. He was so cute, especially with a pair of white cat ears on his head, and the small ears were bouncing back and forth.
Dong Meng was so cute that he almost knelt down!
In fact, this is the main body of Xiao Jiujiu. Although Xiao Jiujiu was born not long ago, he has grown to the age of four or five years old for ordinary people, and now he is a little cute.
Little Jiujiu bit his hand and stood on the bed, looked at Dongmeng, and said, "Mengmeng!" as if asking for Dongmeng's opinion.
Dong Meng has no objections at all, such a cute nephew, he will buy everything he wants, and he will buy anything with no bottom line or lower limit.
First of all, Dongmeng can't let his cute little nephew bare buttocks, otherwise he will catch a cold, and as an uncle, he should feel distressed.
So Dong Meng ran to Dong Xiaobai's room and brought out two small clothes. Dong Xiaobai's clothes were a bit big for Xiao Jiujiu, but they were still wearable.
After dressing little Jiujiu, Dong Meng went to find a small hat and put it on Xiao Jiujiu to cover his cat ears.
Little Jiujiu shook his head and protested, "Mengmeng!"
Dong Meng said helplessly: "I have to wear it even if I feel uncomfortable. My nephew is already so cute, and wearing cat ears, it's too cute to handle."
Little Jiujiu scratched his hair strangely, only then realized that after he transformed into a human form, his hands could reach his head, but he couldn't reach the top of his head. Although it was still a little short, it was still a big breakthrough!
After putting on his clothes, little Jiujiu was taken out to play by Dongmeng. Dongmeng had already greeted Sange and Qingjing. Little Jiujiu is now at the age of curiosity and restlessness. Dongmeng took him out to play. It's much better than Xiaojiujiu running out to play by himself.
Dong Meng took Xiao Jiujiu out, because today he was going out to play, so he dressed casually, a simple casual linen shirt, and a long windbreaker over it. Dong Meng likes silver gray and bright gray, this color makes him wear it , the whole person is a bit yuppie coquettish, no wonder it attracts the opposite sex.
The two went out, and Dong Meng wanted to drive, but little Jiujiu saw a public convenience bicycle on the side of the road, and a big brother swiped his card to push the bicycle out, then rode on and left.
Little Jiujiu looked at the big brother adoringly, and Dongmeng smiled and said, "You want to ride a bike too?"
Although Xiaojiujiu didn't know what riding a bicycle was, he nodded vigorously.
Dong Meng thought for a while, he only had a car, two of them, but no bicycles. Although public bicycles can be ridden, it is too late to apply for a card, which is too troublesome.
But there is someone in the family who has a bicycle. Uncle Hua Snake has two sons, Hua Fen and Xue Tu. Xue Tu knows that his younger brother likes sports and riding a bicycle. On his birthday, he worked part-time to earn money and bought a bicycle for him. Hua Teng.
That bicycle is not a few hundred dollars, or even thousands of dollars, but the stupid big man has never had this concept, so he accepted it happily. That bicycle is, it can be said to be a sky-high price bicycle, only for enthusiasts will choose this brand.
Dong Meng called Hua Teng and asked him to borrow a bicycle. Hua Teng was always very enthusiastic. Today he was at school and the bicycle was parked at home. Dong Meng asked him to pick it up. The key was in the cabinet.
Dong Meng went upstairs to get the keys and the bicycle, and took the elevator to push them down. The pure black bicycle, the handlebars, and the black matte material looked very low-key, but it had a sense of luxury.
The only downside is that this thing doesn't have a back seat or basket like a normal bike, it only has a beam.
Dong Meng studied for a while, and had no choice but to put little Jiujiu on the beam, and then hugged him in his arms. Little Jiujiu was so excited, kicked his calf, and sat on the beam and jumped straight.
Although it is very cute, safety is the most important thing. Dong Meng said helplessly: "My good nephew, hug my waist, you must hold it tightly, and of course cover your little hat, don't blow it off."
Little Jiujiu sat on the beam, hugged Dongmeng with his waist crooked, stretched out his arms to hug him twice, and patted Dongmeng's waist. Dongmeng looked down and burst out laughing. It was the first time he felt that his waist was so thick!
Little Jiujiu hugged her with both hands, and didn't even hug half of it. Dongmeng has always boasted of his figure, and he didn't expect that he would be despised one day, but Little Jiujiu's two short and cute little arms couldn't even touch the top of his head...
Dong Meng said: "Then you grab my clothes and don't fall off."
Little Jiujiu nodded, reached out and patted the handlebar, and said, "Mengmeng! Mengmeng...fly! Fly..."
Dongmeng burst out laughing, feeling that they are flying by bike?
Dong Meng kicked up the bike, not to mention, this bike is worthy of being expensive, and it has been well maintained. After all, it is a treasure given by my brother, so it is effortless to ride.
It was the first time for Xiaojiujiu to ride a bicycle, and it felt so novel. He grabbed Dongmeng's clothes and said "ahah" in his mouth, because Dongmeng hadn't learned this "foreign language" well, so he couldn't understand what he said What.
Seeing Xiaojiujiu happy, Dongmeng thought that he should also buy such a bicycle, but black and matte obviously didn't suit him, so he had to buy a bright silver one.
The two rode bicycles and soon arrived at the shopping mall in the city center. Dong Meng locked the car, then took Xiao Jiujiu's hand and walked inside, wanting to buy some clothes and shoes for his nephew. After all, the little nephew was wearing his brother's clothes. clothes.
But Dong Meng found a problem...
That is, little Jiujiu is too short. With my height, if I want to walk little Jiujiu, I have to squat down halfway, which feels too tiring.
Dong Meng knelt down and said, "Uncle, will you hold you?"
Little Jiujiu nodded immediately, he wanted to be hugged by his uncle for a long time, he was so tired from walking, and little Jiujiu had always used his hands and feet as a kitten, and he still wobbled a little when he walked.
Little Jiujiu stretched out his hand and hugged Dong Meng's neck. Dong Meng hugged his little nephew and kissed his cheek. It was fleshy and soft. It felt so good.
With a disgusted expression on his face, Xiao Jiujiu wiped his face vigorously with his small hands, and pushed Dong Meng's face. Dong Meng immediately laughed and said, "Stinky boy, how dare you dislike me?"
As he spoke, he kissed him twice again. Little Jiujiu felt disgusted, wiped his face vigorously, and muttered: "Mengmeng...Mengmeng is bad!"
Dong Meng felt that bullying children was also very fulfilling. He didn't look like an adult uncle at all. He bullied Xiao Jiujiu all the way, and carried Xiao Jiujiu into the mall. First, he went to the children's clothing department to look at the clothes.
Dongmeng likes cute things, and of course he also has a habit. He wants to buy cute things for Xiaojiujiu whenever he sees them, and he feels a sense of accomplishment.
Dong Meng fell in love with a set of red panda clothes, with a small hood, panda ears on the hood, and a small tail on the back. Little Jiujiu must be super cute in it.
Dong Meng asked Xiao Jiujiu to try it, and it was really super cute, so cute that Dong Meng wanted to kiss him again, so he bought Xiao Jiujiu a pair of matching shoes for the red panda, the fluffy ones looked like panda paws.
Dong Meng had a great time playing, and Xiao Jiujiu was also very happy. He didn't feel that Dong Meng was playing dress-up games like a big doll...
Dong Meng bought him a lot of things, including clothes, hats, shoes, backpacks, food and play, and also bought a car for children and a bicycle with triangular wheels for Xiao Jiujiu. Xiao Jiujiu was so happy , all riding small bicycles in the mall.
A cutie in a panda suit, riding a toy bicycle, the rate of turning heads is simply too high, Dong Meng has a sincere sense of accomplishment.
The two of them were tired from playing, so they planned to find a good place to eat something, then go home in the afternoon, and let Xiao Jiujiu take a nap, after all, he has been crazy all morning.
Little Jiujiu wants to eat pizza, not because Little Jiujiu likes it, but because Little Jiujiu has never seen such a big pie!
Seeing his little nephew looking at the pizza poster with curious eyes, Dong Meng couldn't help but want to laugh, so he took Xiao Jiujiu into the pizzeria.
The little guy opened the huge menu and looked at the picture above with bright eyes. A waiter came over and was immediately fascinated by the cute appearance of the little Jiujiu. He smiled and said, "Little friend, what do you want to eat?"
Little Jiujiu raised his head immediately, and handed the waiter a sweet smile. The smile was so harmless and cute that Dong Meng, an uncle, felt sour.
Then Xiaojiujiu patted the menu with his small meaty hands, like a landlord, "Papapapa..." kept taking pictures, and took pictures of all the dishes with pictures.
waiter:"……"
The waiter thought Xiao Jiujiu was teasing him, and then looked at the only adult at the table, but Dong Meng, who was an elder, had a face full of pampering, and said with a smile, "That's how it is."
The waiter didn't even wake up from the dream, and said, "What? What did you say, sir?"
Dong Meng teased Xiaojiujiu, and said, "All those just now..."
He said, and then said: "Will the table not be able to fit?"
Waiter: "..." There is a ghost in the table.
The pizzas are all fast food, they came up quickly, and there are some snacks. There are two full tables, and today is Saturday, so there are a lot of people, and many people look here frequently.
Little Jiujiu didn't care about these things, his mouth was full of oil, he had a big chicken leg in his left hand, and he was holding a big pizza in his right hand, he was stuffing it into his mouth, and said while eating, "Mengmeng... Next time!"
As he spoke, he stood on the chair and stuffed the pizza in his hand into Dong Meng's mouth. Dong Meng quickly opened his mouth and took a bite, saying, "That's good."
Little Jiujiu had never eaten pizza before, so he thought it was so novel, and it still shredded when he bit into it. He didn't know that it was cheese shreds, so he used his small hands to pull out the shredded cheese on the edge of his mouth.
Dong Meng looked at his little nephew with a smile on his face, and thought it was very interesting. In the end, little Jiu Jiu was so anxious that he was about to cry. Dong Meng suddenly found that his little nephew was even more cute when he cried, but the little nephew If he really cried, the third brother insisted on fighting himself desperately, so Dong Meng hurriedly dipped some hot water on a napkin to wipe Xiao Jiujiu clean.
Little Jiujiu wiped his mouth, stopped crying, and picked up the big chicken drumstick to eat again.
This pizzeria can be said to be a strange flower in the mall, because the style of the mall is very high, and other restaurants are very expensive, but this restaurant is cheap, so many people come here.
They were eating, and a woman passed by the door of the store. The woman was well dressed, and she was about to enter the high-end coffee shop next to her. She suddenly saw this side, exited the coffee shop, and then entered the pizzeria. She said with a smile: "Mr. Dong, it's really you, I just looked like you."
Dong Meng didn't remember who the other party was. He seemed to have an impression, but he couldn't remember it. He was definitely not a familiar person.
Little Jiujiu recognized it immediately, because he booed on this big sister's skirt last night!
Little Jiujiu patted Dongmeng with his oily hands, and yelled "Ahhhhhhhhhhh" several times, Dongmeng suddenly realized, he also said that he invited the other party to dinner, and he almost forgot about the skirt Lose the skirt.
The woman sat down next to her and said with a smile, "I didn't expect to meet Mr. Dong here. This restaurant is so popular that there is no room left. Do you mind if I share a table?"
Dong Meng was admiring his little nephew just now, but someone came to share the table, so wouldn't his "idiot" look be seen, it would be detrimental to his dignity.
But Dong Meng couldn't refuse, because the little nephew spilled a little boy's urine on someone's skirt yesterday, which was always wrong, but the little nephew looked like he didn't care about his business, and was happy to eat.
Dong Meng smiled, asked the woman to sit down, and raised his hand to let the waiter bring over the menu. The waiter had a hellish expression on his face, thinking to himself, order again!
Dong Meng couldn't help but let others eat what his little nephew grabbed with his bare hands?
The woman took the menu with a smile. She seemed to be well-educated. She flipped through the menu, but she didn’t care. Is it your...?"
Dong Meng glanced at Xiao Jiujiu, and just wanted to say that he was his nephew, but Xiao Jiujiu was already holding up the big chicken leg, waving it happily, looking at the big sister with big ice blue eyes, and said in a clear voice first: "Small it!"
The woman's smile froze immediately, and Dong Meng almost spewed out with a "poof".
The woman froze for a moment, then slowly closed the menu, and said with a smile, "I didn't expect Mr. Dong to be young and promising, but his son is so old..."
She said in a panic, "I'm sorry, Mr. Dong, I have something to do suddenly, so I'll take a step first."
Dong Meng: "..."
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