Black donkey hoof store
Chapter 324 Wanqi Jinghou X Wen Baiyu 8
The gentle prince turned into a ghost in a second...
It's really hard for Wen Baiyu to accept this setting. Just now, I was secretly happy that Jinghou became gentle and understanding. It turned out that it was all a fake, and now the ghostly animal spirit is revealed. It couldn't be better!
Wen Baiyu was a little distracted, and suddenly there was a sound of "ho--", and he felt that he almost died, and his eyes widened, as if his soul was about to come out of his body, and his soul was about to fly.
Wan Cheng Jinghou said with a smile: "What are you thinking, concentrate on it."
Wen Baiyu rolled his eyes helplessly. In fact, he was thinking, why did he do it when he and Wan Qi Jinghou met "for the first time", and Wan Cheng Jinghou was too shameless!
Wen Baiyu hugged Wancheng Jinghou's back and neck tightly, buried his head on the side of his neck, gasped deeply, and said softly, "I can't do it."
Wan Cheng Jinghou smiled and kissed his ear, and said, "It's okay."
Wen Baiyu tried his best to endure, trembling and said: "It will stain your clothes."
Wan Cheng Jinghou looked down at himself, and said with a smile: "Anyway, it's already dirty, how many more times?"
several times? !
Why use this word several times!
Wen Baiyu felt that he was in a daze, and he didn't know how many times, the bell tower next to him knocked again and again, and then they heard footsteps.
Wan Cheng Jinghou covered Wen Baiyu's mouth and said, "Shhh, it's all because you yelled so nicely that you brought the guards here."
Wen Baiyu rolled his eyes angrily, and bit Wan Qi Jinghou's palm hard, but he didn't have much strength, this action was like acting like a baby, which made Wan Qi Jinghou very angry.
Wan Cheng Jinghou said with a smile: "I will send them away first, and I will teach you later."
Wen Baiyu looked at Wan Cheng Jinghou's energetic appearance, and almost collapsed. His physical strength could not keep up with that ghostly beast!
Wan Cheng Jinghou took off his cloak and put it on Wen Baiyu, then tidied it up, went out to distract the guards, and prevented the guards from continuing to come.
Wen Baiyu breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the guard's footsteps going away, otherwise he would be too much like an exhibitionist with only a cloak covering him from head to toe.
When Wen Baiyu breathed a sigh of relief, he heard a "poof!", and soon a little rabbit wearing a white gauze skirt appeared in midair!
The little rabbit is holding a fairy wand in his hand. It looks very cute and moves gracefully. The little tail comes out from the gap in the skirt and wobbles.
It is a black beast.
The evil beast suddenly appeared, and said with a smile: "Oh, you really slept with the prince, how do you feel, it's still a field battle, it's super intense!"
Wen Baiyu: "..." This upright and shy little rabbit!
Soon the footsteps of Wan Cheng Jinghou will come back, getting closer and closer, the black beast widened its eyes, waving its rabbit ears, and said: "Yes, yes, I almost forgot! Get in the car, there is no time explained!"
As the black beast spoke, it waved its little magic wand, and a crystal pumpkin carriage suddenly appeared in the air.
The beast grabbed Wen Baiyu and said, "Hurry up, he's here, and once he's here, he can't leave!"
Wen Baiyu didn't understand what the little rabbit was saying at all, he just said get in the car quickly, what kind of car to get in, even if you get in the car now, you can't go at all, is the carriage going to fly in the sky! ?
Wen Baiyu was dragged into the carriage, and the blanket covering his body fell to the ground with a "crash--".
When Wan Jinghou came back, he didn't see any crystal carriage at all, he could only see a red cloak falling from the sky, a white flash appeared in the sky, and Wen Baiyu disappeared...
Wen Baiyu stepped into the carriage, the beast closed the carriage door, and soon opened the carriage door again. Wen Baiyu was surprised to find that his carriage had already stopped at Cinderella's house, and the scene outside was no longer a palace, it was simply an arbitrary door Same.
The black beast ran out of the carriage, and Wen Baiyu quickly put on his previous clothes and said, "What's the rush?"
If there is no urgent matter, I really want to take a shower first.
The evil beast said: "Of course, your stepmother and sister are coming back soon. Before that, you have to write a user experience report. Fortunately, I took you away with wit just now, otherwise His Royal Highness would not have given me time to write it." report, then my performance for this month will be ruined."
Wen Baiyu: "..."
User Experience Report...
Just asking him to write a user report with his unreliable appearance, what the hell!
Wen Baiyu helplessly filled out the report for him, and the evil beast waved his little magic wand, saying: "You are the most cooperative user I have ever met, if you need it in the future, such as a one-night stand with the prince, you must call me again. "
Wen Baiyu said firmly: "No, there is no need, thank you."
The beast smiled and said, "You don't have to be polite with me, bye, oh, I forgot to say, your stepmother is already outside the door, you'd better cover up the hickey on your neck."
Wen Baiyu quickly stretched out his hand to cover his neck, and heard a "click" sound. It was indeed the stepmother who came back, so Wen Baiyu had no choice but to tidy up the house quickly.
The stepmother and two older sisters came back, but were very upset because the prince only danced with a woman who looked like a fairy, and then disappeared, never to be found. It seemed that the prince was fascinated by that woman. Don't my two daughters have no chance?
The two elder sisters were also very angry, venting their anger on Wen Baiyu, and kicked the plate of beans that Wen Baiyu hadn't picked much at all, and let out a "clang!"
Wen Baiyu rolled his eyes helplessly, now the kindergarten kids don't do this anymore.
Those two people still stepped on the back of Wen Baiyu's hand. Wen Baiyu thought that he was not easy to be bullied. Besides, he was a man, how could he be bullied by those two women? Although he usually does not beat women, he is a man after all. , but it's okay to play tricks secretly, right?
Wen Baiyu flipped his wrist, just staggered it, and then hooked it suddenly, and heard "Ah!!" A woman screamed all over, and a woman immediately "Boom!" fell to the ground with a loud sound, and fell to the ground. In addition, her tonnage is not small, and she almost smashed through the second floor.
Immediately jumping up and down, the stepmother called a distressed daughter, and the other one who didn't know if it was the older sister or the younger sister was laughing beside her, which meant that the guy who fell to her death didn't know whether it was the older sister or the younger sister, and she became a prince The probability of concubine is a little higher.
Wen Baiyu thought to himself, Wan Cheng Jinghou's eyes wouldn't be so angry, could he?
Everyone jumped up and down, and the stepmother ordered Wen Baiyu not to sleep until he finished picking up the beans. It was almost dawn, and then she took her two daughters back to the room.
Wen Baiyu didn't bother to pick up any beans, so he went to the bathroom to take a shower. Damn Wan Cheng Jinghou, ever since he entered this wonderful world, Wan Cheng Jinghou has been very reckless, always leaving things in his body, not Know if there is a problem.
Wen Baiyu took a bath and went back to his room to sleep, but it was only two hours after he slept, and it was dawn outside, followed by the sound of "Dingling, Dingling——", it was a rattle the sound of.
Wen Baiyu got up helplessly from the bed, and heard the bell ringing in the stepmother's room, because the ringing was too harsh, Wen Baiyu had to walk over, and as soon as he entered the stepmother's room, the stepmother was already dressed up beautifully.
The stepmother said: "Hurry up, His Royal Highness will come over in a while, and clean up the room."
Wen Baiyu was taken aback, Wan Qi Jinghou?
At this time, the door burst open with a "bang", and the two sisters rushed in excitedly, smiling: "Mom! When will the prince come!? Look at my feet, can I wear crystal shoes?"
"Get up! Ugly girl! I wear it!"
"I wear what I wear!"
The two sisters immediately hooked up, and Wen Baiyu stood aside, understanding it, it turned out that the paragraph about the crystal shoe was about to begin.
Whenever Wen Baiyu thinks of that [-]cm crystal shoe, he gets a headache. The most frightening thing is that the crystal shoe is not small, and Wen Baiyu is not short either. Feet and height are directly proportional, so the size of the shoe is naturally not small. Thinking about it, the crystal shoes fit my feet, no wonder others can't wear them, it's not that they can't fit, but they fall off after wearing them!
Wen Baiyu wants to cover his face, what a weird world this is, it's too scary, everything collapses in shame, even if he is killed, he doesn't want to wear that shameful glass slipper in front of everyone!
Wen Baiyu only slept for two hours, and then started to work. Watching the two sisters dress themselves up as flower peacocks, it was too coquettish to look directly at.
Soon he heard the sound of horseshoes, and Wen Baiyu looked out from the window on the second floor, and saw the prince's carriage team. The battle was really done by Wan Chengjinghou, and a team of carriages and horses stopped at the door , and soon Wan Cheng Jinghou got off the carriage. He was wearing black clothes today, with a sword symbolizing the prince's power and status pinned to his waist. He was so handsome that he couldn't describe it...
But today's Wan Cheng Jinghou is not as gentle and polite as yesterday, with a sense of indifference and alienation, and he has returned to the Wan Cheng Jinghou that Wen Baiyu knew, and he seems to be in a bad mood. In this state, Wen Baiyu would not provoke him, after all, he was the one who suffered.
The prince quickly entered the gate, and the stepmother and sister rushed down to greet him. The two sisters kept winking at Wan Qi Jing Hou. Fortunately, Wan Qi Jing Hou was determined, otherwise he would have vomited. Wen Baiyu laughed so hard on the second floor Cramping, as if watching a free show.
The prince's attendant quickly took out the crystal slipper. Seeing this scene, Wen Baiyu really wanted to cover his face. He couldn't bear to look at it anymore. The crystal slipper was too big...
The two older sisters scrambled to try on the crystal shoes. Of course they could wear them, but they were absolutely not allowed to walk. After all, Wen Baiyu was a man, and those two were women, and neither of them was as tall as Wen Baiyu.
Wen Baiyu was really covering his face, this scene was so embarrassing, it couldn't be any more embarrassing.
The prince's attendant said: "Have all the unmarried ladies in this family tried the glass slipper?"
The stepmother immediately said, "Yes."
At this time, Wan Chengjinghou frowned, and his stepmother was frightened by His Royal Highness's expression, and immediately said tremblingly: "That... and... there is a lowly maid at home, I haven't tried it, but she is absolutely impossible... ..."
The prince's squire interrupted: "Ask her to come down and try on the shoes."
Wen Baiyu was upstairs and was still looking down, suddenly he looked embarrassed, he really didn't want to try that giant crystal slipper in full view!
As a result, the stepmother came up, looked at him angrily, and said, "Get out of here, you won't be able to wear it anyway."
Wen Baiyu walked down helplessly. He has always been puzzled. Cinderella's setting is that the prince can't recognize it without wearing a beautiful dress. He needs a crystal shoe to recognize it, so he wants to know if Wan Cheng Jinghou can recognize yourself.
Sure enough, when he walked down, Wan Cheng Jinghou kept staring at him, his gaze seemed to be as terrifying as wanting to swallow him alive.
Wen Baiyu swallowed involuntarily "gudu", and quickly sat down on the shoe-testing chair, but he didn't move yet, and soon Wan Chengjinghou had already strode over, stretched out his hand to hold Wen Baiyu's hand, and then held Wen Baiyu's hand. The person hugged him horizontally.
Wen Baiyu was taken aback, and the others were also taken aback, Wen Baiyu said, "What are you doing!"
Wan Cheng Jinghou gave a low laugh, and said with a smile in his ear: "Fuck you."
Wen Baiyu: "..." It's time for Wan Qi Jinghou!
Wan Cheng Jinghou held Wen Baiyu in his arms and said, "Lend me the room."
As he spoke, he strode up the steps and went to the second floor, then kicked open the door of the bedroom, hugged Wen Baiyu in, and closed the door abruptly, the two of them pressed against the door and immediately kissed like a raging fire.
Wan Cheng Jinghou tore off Wen Baiyu's clothes, and said with a smile, "You want to run with this hickey on your body?"
Wen Baiyu's legs softened by his kiss, she slid down the door panel and said, "No...no."
I was forced to come back by the black beast, okay?
Wan Cheng Jinghou chuckled and said, "Bad boy, I ran away secretly by myself, and I want to teach you a lesson."
Wen Baiyu opened his eyes wide and said, "Wait, it's not...I didn't run away, it was...uh!"
The two words "Calamity Beast" have turned into a sudden moan, Wan Qi Jinghou is simply a beast, he will do it as soon as he says it, regardless of the time and place...
"Merry Christmas!"
"Why is Mary asleep?"
"Get up, Mary, Christmas is here, look at the present your godfather gave you!"
Wen Baiyu definitely didn't get enough sleep, a bunch of people were talking in his ears, it was really annoying, what else was there for Christmas?
Wen Baiyu has never been to Christmas, but someone disturbed him to sleep because of Christmas, Wen Baiyu's head was about to explode, and he opened his eyes hard, only to see the uncle standing in front of him.
Very good, it's uncle again...
Wen Baiyu feels that he has a headache, because every time he sees the uncle, he feels very ominous...
really!
The uncle was wearing a reddish-brown dress, which still looked like a western dress, and his hair was pulled back. He looked very gentlemanly.
The uncle smiled and said to Wen Baiyu: "Mary, get up."
Wen Baiyu's eyelids twitched, what is Mary?I still have Mary Sue!
At this time, Wen Baiyu noticed that he was lying on a big sofa. It seemed that he had fallen asleep here just now. Wan Jinghou disappeared, so Wen Baiyu was not surprised this time. He just thought very calmly in his heart: oh , Changed the script.
At the same time, Wen Baiyu thought of a problem, that is, the Youxian pillow is an ancient thing, it is said that it was buried with Zhao Fangzhi as a treasure, after putting it on the pillow, why did he dream of all Western things, this pillow is definitely a fake!
The uncle smiled and pinched Wen Baiyu's cheek, and said, "Little Mary, are you still dreaming?"
Wen Baiyu said in his heart, yes, he is still dreaming...
Wen Baiyu stood up, the room was beautifully decorated, as if it was going to be Christmas, there was a Christmas tree in the room, all kinds of gifts were placed next to the stove, and the table was full of big meals, Wen Baiyu was a little hungry in an instant.
However, he turned his head and saw himself in the mirror...
Oh shit!
Wen Baiyu almost swears, skirt!Another skirt!
And it's a little Lolita's little dress, with a scary big bow on her hair, she's dressed like a doll, Wen Baiyu feels that she's still a little shrunk, seriously shrunk, she looks like she's 16 years old at most, but she's already Turning the corner at 26 years old!
No wonder the uncle called him Little Mary...
The uncle didn't pay attention to Wen Baiyu's gaffe, bent down with a smile, handed him a gift box, and said, "Little Mary, look at the gift I gave you."
Wen Baiyu took it, because he really didn't know what script he was in, so he thanked the uncle, and then opened the gift box.
The gift box is not too heavy, and there is a package after unpacking, and what is inside is...
- Nutcracker puppets!
A villain in a red dress, with a small walnut in his mouth, a golden saber on his body, and the joints of his hands and feet can be used, lying straight in the box, with a very serious expression.
Wen Baiyu was taken aback, this villain biting a walnut actually looked exactly like Wan Cheng Jinghou!
Although the villain is very miniature and very Q version, but the serious expression is exactly the same, very vivid.
Seeing Wen Baiyu staring at the nutcracker in a daze, the uncle smiled and said, "It seems you like it very much? Come and put the nutcracker here first, let's go eat."
The uncle picked up the nutcracker and put it on the table next to the ornaments. He took the hand of the lovely "little Mary" and went to eat.
After the family dinner, "Little Mary" was about to go to bed. The godfather and uncle sent Wen Baiyu back to bed, kissed his forehead with a smile, and said, "Little Mary, good night, have a good dream."
Wen Baiyu can already imagine what kind of dream he will have in the future, it must be a nutcracker dream.
He didn't want to sleep, but for some reason, he was very sleepy when lying on the bed, he couldn't open his eyes at all, his eyelids seemed to be stuck together, he couldn't move at all, and soon fell asleep.
Wen Baiyu didn't know how long he slept, when he heard the sound of "Papa Papa! Papa!", "Boom!", something jumped onto his forehead.
As soon as Wen Baiyu opened his eyes, he saw something shaking beside his bed. He looked down and saw a pile of nutcracker puppets. The puppets were too small, shaking beside his bed. At the same time, there were mice on the ground. !
Wen Baiyu is not afraid of anything, but he is really afraid of mice. It stands to reason that he runs a restaurant, so he must have seen mice, but Wen Baiyu hates mice very much, so he keeps the restaurant very tidy, and he can be a hygienic model So he never saw a rat in his diner.
Wen Baiyu almost flew away in fright, a bunch of mice were fighting with the Nutcracker villain, it was a dream!It's a dream!
This is the Nutcracker storyline!
Wen Baiyu thought, but those mice are really annoying, running back and forth, the Nutcracker soldiers are back and forth fighting guerrilla warfare with the mice, some of them wield swords as small as pins in their hands, and some hold The gun is firing.
The thing that collapsed on Wen Baiyu's forehead just now was probably gunpowder, Wen Baiyu was really lucky, fortunately it wasn't rat droppings!
The Nutcrackers yelled, "Protect the Prince! Protect the Prince!"
Only then did Wen Baiyu remember that the villain who looked exactly like Wan Cheng Jinghou was still on the cabinet in his living room.
Wen Baiyu looked down at the mouse by the bed, quickly picked up the things on the bedside table and drove it away, but still felt goosebumps all over his body, it was disgusting, so he drove the mouse away, then got out of bed and ran to the living room.
As soon as he entered the living room, Wen Baiyu was dumbfounded. This is simply... a sea of mice!
There is an "army of mice" on the ground, and an "army of nutcrackers" on the cabinet. The two groups of people are fighting, and the prince of the Nutcrackers is standing on the cabinet.
The Nutcracker seemed to be considered "tall" among his kind, but in Wen Baiyu's eyes he was still a little bit small.
The nutcracker was glued to the cabinet. He held the long sword at his waist in his hand. He looked down at the two armies fighting below. His face was serious. He looked very handsome in a red military uniform, although he was now a Q-version walnut clip...
A Nutcracker soldier rushed over and said, "Your Highness, the Mouse King is on the move! We are going to be overwhelmed. Your Highness, hurry up. We must find Princess Candy and lift the spell!"
Wen Baiyu almost fainted, oh my god, Princess Candy, who can save herself, this confusing and embarrassing script!
"Squeak!"
Wen Baiyu heard a cry, turned his head to look, and saw a huge mouse crawling out. It was too big, about [-] centimeters in size, and it was already a giant for a mouse!
Wen Baiyu was so frightened that he almost yelled, and the Nutcracker soldiers over there escorted His Royal Highness, "Your Highness, hurry up, after we're here, we must find Princess Candy!"
Wan Chengjinghou, who is now the Nutcracker, suddenly lifted up, with a very vigorous posture, grabbed the hem of the hanging bell, swung forward suddenly, turned over in the air, "Boom!" fell to the ground, and then slammed He rushed forward and quickly jumped into the blazing furnace.
Wen Baiyu said "Ho!", startled, and thought that Wan Cheng Jinghou was crazy, he is now a nutcracker, he must be afraid of fire, but he jumped into the stove, he just ate at night Roasted chicken, I don’t want to eat Roast Wanqi Jinghou anymore!
Wen Baiyu wanted to stop him, but even if Jinghou Wancheng turned into a puppet, his movements were still nimble and quick. He couldn't stop him at all, and he didn't have the time.
But a miracle happened, Wan Cheng Jinghou did not burn into ashes in the furnace, but disappeared instantly.
"Squeak!"
A huge mouse rushed over, Wen Baiyu was so frightened that his legs limp, and he looked back at the stove, a group of mice followed the huge mouse and rushed over, screaming, and said: "Here is a beautiful little girl, give Your Majesty will take you back to be your wife."
Mrs. Yazhai? !
Wen Baiyu almost flew into a rage, so he quickly took a few steps back, rushed towards the stove, shrank his shoulders suddenly, and plunged into the stove.
With a sound of "Huh----!!!", the stove opened instantly like any door, and Wen Baiyu quickly passed through the door, with a sound of "Boom!!!", he fell into a big hole and fell down suddenly .
"Boom!" There was a thick meadow below, Wen Baiyu didn't fall, and when he opened his eyes, it turned out to be a scene of singing birds and fragrant flowers, not a closed deep hole, the sky was blue, the air was fresh, and there were flowers and plants all around.
Wen Baiyu got up in surprise, but he found that there was someone beside him, it was Wan Cheng Jinghou!
Wan Cheng Jinghou clutched his arms and sat up, leaning against the tree trunk on his back. Wen Baiyu was surprised to find that Wan Cheng Jinghou, who was obviously very q version, was as tall as himself!
shrunk myself...
Wan Cheng Jinghou is a puppet with joints all over his body and joints on his mouth. He looks handsome from a distance, but looks very simple up close. Wen Baiyu burst out laughing with a "poof", so funny!
Wan Cheng Jinghou looked like he didn't know Wen Baiyu, and said, "What are you laughing at?"
Wen Baiyu was afraid that he would lose his temper, and said, "No, I didn't laugh..."
Wan Cheng Jinghou frowned and didn't speak, he just sat back and clutched his arm.
Wen Baiyu noticed that his arm joints seemed to be "dislocated", and Wen Baiyu also fell from it, but the problem is that Wen Baiyu's body is made of meat, while Wan Chengjinghou's body is made of wooden joints, so hard things, falling There is no buffer when it comes down, there must be a problem.
Seeing his hands drooping, Wen Baiyu said, "May I take a look for you?"
Wan Cheng Jinghou obviously didn't believe him, but he didn't refuse, and let go of his hand. Wen Baiyu hurried over, and it really was "dislocated". Buckle it, and screw it on again.
Wen Baiyu docked his arms, screwed in the screws, and then tightened the nuts, saying: "Okay, try it."
Wan Cheng Jinghou moved his arm and said, "You can heal the wound?"
Wen Baiyu: "..." No, I just twisted a screw and nut...
But seeing Wan Cheng Jinghou looking at him with "worship" on his face, Wen Baiyu suddenly felt a sense of satisfaction and accomplishment in his heart.
Wen Baiyu suddenly remembered that he hadn't introduced his name yet, Wan Cheng Jinghou moved his hand, then put the golden long sword back into the scabbard at his waist, and said, "I know your name, your name is Little Mary. "
Wen Baiyu: "..." What the hell!
Wan Cheng Jinghou continued: "I heard what your godfather said."
Wen Baiyu corrected and said: "My name is not Mary, I am Wen Baiyu."
Wan Cheng Jinghou nodded, and repeated: "Wen Baiyu."
His voice is charming, magnetic and husky, very beautiful.
Wan Cheng Jinghou continued: "I was given to you as a nutcracker gift and placed on the cabinet, but after night fell, the rat king's army appeared."
Wen Baiyu listened to Wan Cheng Jinghou's serious face and hoarse and deep voice telling fairy tales, and he wanted to laugh, and his stomach hurt from laughing.
Wan Cheng Jinghou looked at him suspiciously, as if he didn't understand what he was laughing at, and said, "I'm leaving."
Wen Baiyu said, "Where are you going?"
Wan Cheng Jinghou said: "Go to Rose Lake, Milk River, Chocolate Castle, Marzipan Palace, and Candy Princess. I need the kiss of Candy Princess to change back to the original. army struggle."
Wen Baiyu listened, but didn't feel that he had made the wrong point, and said to himself: "Tsk, I hate the smell of almonds."
Wan Chengjinghou glanced at him and said, "Do you want to come with me? After all, your house is full of rats now. Only with the kiss of Princess Candy can I change back to my original state and help you eliminate the rats in your house."
Wen Baiyu suppressed a smile, thinking that Wan Qi Jinghou had already turned into a rodent extermination brigade!
Although Wen Baiyu hadn't carefully read the fairy tale of The Nutcracker before, but according to the urine nature of the fairy tale, the "heroine" must be the candy princess, that is to say, she is.
But Wen Baiyu is not thick-skinned enough to let Wan Cheng Jinghou kiss himself, so why should he say, I just kiss me quickly!
When Wen Baiyu thought of this, his face flushed immediately.
Wan Cheng Jinghou frowned and said, "What's wrong with you, are you feeling unwell?"
Wen Baiyu quickly shook his head and said, "No...it's okay."
Wen Baiyu thought of a good way, he felt that he was very witty, and that was to follow Wan Cheng Jinghou all the way, and at night, Wan Cheng Jinghou would definitely go to sleep, and when Wan Cheng Jinghou fell asleep, he would kiss him quietly Well, it's just a kiss anyway, after the kiss, Wan Cheng Jinghou will be able to return to his original state!
Wen Baiyu felt that he was really very witty, so he made such a happy decision, and the two of them were on their way soon.
They went from dawn to dusk, and it soon became dusk. The two of them didn't see anyone. Although the place was full of birds and flowers, it was deserted. The two of them sat on the ground. cold.
Wan Cheng Jinghou took off his cloak and put it on Wen Baiyu.
Wen Baiyu: "..." Thank you for his thoughtfulness, but Wan Cheng Jinghou's skin is made of wood, it looks like a straight board...
Wan Cheng Jinghou said: "Wait a minute, I'll go and light a fire, lest any wild beasts come over."
Wen Baiyu said: "Can you do it? Won't it burn you?"
Wan Cheng Jinghou said: "It's okay, I'll be more careful."
Wen Baiyu stood up and said, "Let me do it, I will too."
Wan Cheng Jinghou seemed to be a little surprised to look at him, Wen Baiyu thought to himself, he used to sleep in the wild, and he would still do this kind of thing.
Wen Baiyu found some twigs to light the fire. Although he doesn't have any spiritual power and can't directly use the flames of the phoenix, he still has the ability to survive in the wild, so he quickly lit the bonfire. It's not cold anymore, and It's safe at night.
Wan Cheng Jinghou seemed to be a very gentleman, sitting at a certain distance from Wen Baiyu, Wen Baiyu felt a little guilty, always felt that Wan Cheng Jinghou seemed to know that he was going to sneak attack him at night.
Wen Baiyu was lying on the ground, almost falling asleep, Wan Cheng Jinghou was still not asleep, Wen Baiyu said: "Why don't you sleep?"
Wan Qi Jinghou said: "I will watch the night, so you can sleep at ease."
Wen Baiyu: "..." How can I sneak attack you if you don't sleep!
Wen Baiyu was roaring in his heart, but he had no choice but to say with a dry smile, "It's okay, let's sleep together."
Wan Cheng Jinghou raised his eyebrows, Wen Baiyu wanted to bite off his tongue instantly, what do you mean sleeping together!Like an invitation, Wen Baiyu's is indeed inviting Wan Cheng Jinghou to sleep, but it's not that kind of sleeping method!
Wen Baiyu's face turned red immediately, and said, "I mean..."
Wan Cheng Jinghou laughed, and for the first time there was a smile on his serious face. Although he was a puppet, he still looked sexy and charming, revealing the elegance of a gentleman.
Wen Baiyu was almost taken aback, Wan Cheng Jinghou lay down slowly, closed his eyes, and said, "Good night."
Wen Baiyu was fascinated by his good night again, lying on the ground and forcing himself not to fall asleep, and sneak attacking Wan Qi Jinghou in a while.
I don't know how long I waited, Wan Cheng Jinghou seemed to be asleep, but the puppet wasn't breathing either, Wen Baiyu really couldn't tell.
All he knew was that if he didn't attack Wanqi Jinghou again, it would be dawn!
Wen Baiyu quickly got up from the ground, and quietly, quietly crawled over, moving very slowly and lightly, and came to Wancheng Jinghou's side.
Wan Cheng Jinghou's sleeping expression is very serious, unsmiling, perhaps because of the puppet, his facial expression is very tense, and his lying posture is also very serious, looking meticulous.
Wen Baiyu took a deep breath, held his breath, and then slowly lowered his head. He was so nervous that he was going to die. Of course he would be nervous when he did this kind of thing for the first time. When he was about to kiss Wan Chengjinghou's lips, Wen Baiyu Bai Yu closed her eyes in shame.
However, at this moment, Wen Baiyu let out a "ho!" because he felt something touch his waist, a hand!
Wan Cheng Jinghou woke up unexpectedly, his arms were around Wen Baiyu's waist, Wen Baiyu's eyes widened, and met Wan Cheng Jinghou's gaze.
Wan Cheng Jinghou looked at him with a smile that was not a smile, and his eyes were tender and full of lust. Wen Baiyu felt that he must be crazy to see such things as lust in the eyes of a puppet.
The bodies of the two were tightly pressed together, and Wan Cheng Jinghou's kiss was very hard, literally hard, after all, he was a puppet, and he couldn't kiss wet, the two of them just kissed purely.
Wen Baiyu felt unexpectedly nervous, after the kiss...but nothing happened.
Wen Baiyu was a little dazed for a moment, wasn't he?Shouldn't it be restored to its original state after the kiss? Why is Wan Cheng Jinghou still a puppet?Aren't you some kind of candy princess?The script has been adapted again? !
If he wasn't the candy princess, would Wan Cheng Jinghou still want to kiss other people?The vinegar vat in Wen Baiyu's heart suddenly turned over.
And Wan Cheng Jinghou didn't seem to think about this, the puppet turned over, pressed Wen Baiyu under him, lowered his head and continued to kiss Wen Baiyu's lips, and then reached out to untie Wen Baiyu's clothes...
Wen Baiyu: "..." Wait, he was still thinking that this time Wan Qi Jinghou is quite a gentleman, at least he didn't go to bed at the first meeting, but now it is like this again.
But Wen Baiyu suddenly became a little suspicious, does the puppet also have that part?You won't be so insane, will you?
Wan Cheng Jinghou suddenly stopped his movements at this time, looked at Wen Baiyu seriously, and suddenly said without thinking: "What kind of look do you like?"
Wen Baiyu said suspiciously: "What?"
Wan Chengjinghou still looked serious, as if he was asking for advice, and said in a hoarse and deep voice: "What kind of part do you like? Luminous? Spiral? Or bigger? Barbed?"
Wen Baiyu didn't understand at all, and ended up watching the little puppet take off his clothes, and then take off his pants naturally, revealing his important parts, and there really are!It is also made of wood, which is very insane.
The most insane thing is that that position is also detachable like Вjd and can be changed!With nuts and screws!
Wan Cheng Jinghou took out a big bag, put it next to Wen Baiyu's cheek, and started to rummage through it. He found a bunch of replaceable "parts" and put them on the ground.
There was a "buzz" in Wen Baiyu's mind, luminous, spiral, huge, barbed...
It's all kinds of strange things, everything!
Wan Chengjinghou picked up one and began to "assemble" himself very seriously, saying: "Do you like this? It's beautiful, isn't it? It's luminous. Look, it's glowing..."
Wen Baiyu almost fainted, covering his eyes with his arms, he couldn't look directly, it's too hot, okay!
Wen Baiyu shouted: "Please forgive me!"
Wan Cheng Jinghou chuckled and said, "Huh? Begging for mercy now? That's not okay. Who was the one who wanted to steal my kiss just now? You? What a bad boy."
Wen Baiyu: "..." Where is the agreed gentleman?Why are you being a ghost again!
Wan Cheng Jinghou took the luminous one and said with a smile: "Let's use this first and change to others later, shall we?"
Wen Baiyu said firmly: "Not good!"
Wan Cheng Jinghou said: "Do you want to use it together? I have no objection, but I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it. You are so enthusiastic, Bai Yu."
Wen Baiyu: "..."
It's really hard for Wen Baiyu to accept this setting. Just now, I was secretly happy that Jinghou became gentle and understanding. It turned out that it was all a fake, and now the ghostly animal spirit is revealed. It couldn't be better!
Wen Baiyu was a little distracted, and suddenly there was a sound of "ho--", and he felt that he almost died, and his eyes widened, as if his soul was about to come out of his body, and his soul was about to fly.
Wan Cheng Jinghou said with a smile: "What are you thinking, concentrate on it."
Wen Baiyu rolled his eyes helplessly. In fact, he was thinking, why did he do it when he and Wan Qi Jinghou met "for the first time", and Wan Cheng Jinghou was too shameless!
Wen Baiyu hugged Wancheng Jinghou's back and neck tightly, buried his head on the side of his neck, gasped deeply, and said softly, "I can't do it."
Wan Cheng Jinghou smiled and kissed his ear, and said, "It's okay."
Wen Baiyu tried his best to endure, trembling and said: "It will stain your clothes."
Wan Cheng Jinghou looked down at himself, and said with a smile: "Anyway, it's already dirty, how many more times?"
several times? !
Why use this word several times!
Wen Baiyu felt that he was in a daze, and he didn't know how many times, the bell tower next to him knocked again and again, and then they heard footsteps.
Wan Cheng Jinghou covered Wen Baiyu's mouth and said, "Shhh, it's all because you yelled so nicely that you brought the guards here."
Wen Baiyu rolled his eyes angrily, and bit Wan Qi Jinghou's palm hard, but he didn't have much strength, this action was like acting like a baby, which made Wan Qi Jinghou very angry.
Wan Cheng Jinghou said with a smile: "I will send them away first, and I will teach you later."
Wen Baiyu looked at Wan Cheng Jinghou's energetic appearance, and almost collapsed. His physical strength could not keep up with that ghostly beast!
Wan Cheng Jinghou took off his cloak and put it on Wen Baiyu, then tidied it up, went out to distract the guards, and prevented the guards from continuing to come.
Wen Baiyu breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the guard's footsteps going away, otherwise he would be too much like an exhibitionist with only a cloak covering him from head to toe.
When Wen Baiyu breathed a sigh of relief, he heard a "poof!", and soon a little rabbit wearing a white gauze skirt appeared in midair!
The little rabbit is holding a fairy wand in his hand. It looks very cute and moves gracefully. The little tail comes out from the gap in the skirt and wobbles.
It is a black beast.
The evil beast suddenly appeared, and said with a smile: "Oh, you really slept with the prince, how do you feel, it's still a field battle, it's super intense!"
Wen Baiyu: "..." This upright and shy little rabbit!
Soon the footsteps of Wan Cheng Jinghou will come back, getting closer and closer, the black beast widened its eyes, waving its rabbit ears, and said: "Yes, yes, I almost forgot! Get in the car, there is no time explained!"
As the black beast spoke, it waved its little magic wand, and a crystal pumpkin carriage suddenly appeared in the air.
The beast grabbed Wen Baiyu and said, "Hurry up, he's here, and once he's here, he can't leave!"
Wen Baiyu didn't understand what the little rabbit was saying at all, he just said get in the car quickly, what kind of car to get in, even if you get in the car now, you can't go at all, is the carriage going to fly in the sky! ?
Wen Baiyu was dragged into the carriage, and the blanket covering his body fell to the ground with a "crash--".
When Wan Jinghou came back, he didn't see any crystal carriage at all, he could only see a red cloak falling from the sky, a white flash appeared in the sky, and Wen Baiyu disappeared...
Wen Baiyu stepped into the carriage, the beast closed the carriage door, and soon opened the carriage door again. Wen Baiyu was surprised to find that his carriage had already stopped at Cinderella's house, and the scene outside was no longer a palace, it was simply an arbitrary door Same.
The black beast ran out of the carriage, and Wen Baiyu quickly put on his previous clothes and said, "What's the rush?"
If there is no urgent matter, I really want to take a shower first.
The evil beast said: "Of course, your stepmother and sister are coming back soon. Before that, you have to write a user experience report. Fortunately, I took you away with wit just now, otherwise His Royal Highness would not have given me time to write it." report, then my performance for this month will be ruined."
Wen Baiyu: "..."
User Experience Report...
Just asking him to write a user report with his unreliable appearance, what the hell!
Wen Baiyu helplessly filled out the report for him, and the evil beast waved his little magic wand, saying: "You are the most cooperative user I have ever met, if you need it in the future, such as a one-night stand with the prince, you must call me again. "
Wen Baiyu said firmly: "No, there is no need, thank you."
The beast smiled and said, "You don't have to be polite with me, bye, oh, I forgot to say, your stepmother is already outside the door, you'd better cover up the hickey on your neck."
Wen Baiyu quickly stretched out his hand to cover his neck, and heard a "click" sound. It was indeed the stepmother who came back, so Wen Baiyu had no choice but to tidy up the house quickly.
The stepmother and two older sisters came back, but were very upset because the prince only danced with a woman who looked like a fairy, and then disappeared, never to be found. It seemed that the prince was fascinated by that woman. Don't my two daughters have no chance?
The two elder sisters were also very angry, venting their anger on Wen Baiyu, and kicked the plate of beans that Wen Baiyu hadn't picked much at all, and let out a "clang!"
Wen Baiyu rolled his eyes helplessly, now the kindergarten kids don't do this anymore.
Those two people still stepped on the back of Wen Baiyu's hand. Wen Baiyu thought that he was not easy to be bullied. Besides, he was a man, how could he be bullied by those two women? Although he usually does not beat women, he is a man after all. , but it's okay to play tricks secretly, right?
Wen Baiyu flipped his wrist, just staggered it, and then hooked it suddenly, and heard "Ah!!" A woman screamed all over, and a woman immediately "Boom!" fell to the ground with a loud sound, and fell to the ground. In addition, her tonnage is not small, and she almost smashed through the second floor.
Immediately jumping up and down, the stepmother called a distressed daughter, and the other one who didn't know if it was the older sister or the younger sister was laughing beside her, which meant that the guy who fell to her death didn't know whether it was the older sister or the younger sister, and she became a prince The probability of concubine is a little higher.
Wen Baiyu thought to himself, Wan Cheng Jinghou's eyes wouldn't be so angry, could he?
Everyone jumped up and down, and the stepmother ordered Wen Baiyu not to sleep until he finished picking up the beans. It was almost dawn, and then she took her two daughters back to the room.
Wen Baiyu didn't bother to pick up any beans, so he went to the bathroom to take a shower. Damn Wan Cheng Jinghou, ever since he entered this wonderful world, Wan Cheng Jinghou has been very reckless, always leaving things in his body, not Know if there is a problem.
Wen Baiyu took a bath and went back to his room to sleep, but it was only two hours after he slept, and it was dawn outside, followed by the sound of "Dingling, Dingling——", it was a rattle the sound of.
Wen Baiyu got up helplessly from the bed, and heard the bell ringing in the stepmother's room, because the ringing was too harsh, Wen Baiyu had to walk over, and as soon as he entered the stepmother's room, the stepmother was already dressed up beautifully.
The stepmother said: "Hurry up, His Royal Highness will come over in a while, and clean up the room."
Wen Baiyu was taken aback, Wan Qi Jinghou?
At this time, the door burst open with a "bang", and the two sisters rushed in excitedly, smiling: "Mom! When will the prince come!? Look at my feet, can I wear crystal shoes?"
"Get up! Ugly girl! I wear it!"
"I wear what I wear!"
The two sisters immediately hooked up, and Wen Baiyu stood aside, understanding it, it turned out that the paragraph about the crystal shoe was about to begin.
Whenever Wen Baiyu thinks of that [-]cm crystal shoe, he gets a headache. The most frightening thing is that the crystal shoe is not small, and Wen Baiyu is not short either. Feet and height are directly proportional, so the size of the shoe is naturally not small. Thinking about it, the crystal shoes fit my feet, no wonder others can't wear them, it's not that they can't fit, but they fall off after wearing them!
Wen Baiyu wants to cover his face, what a weird world this is, it's too scary, everything collapses in shame, even if he is killed, he doesn't want to wear that shameful glass slipper in front of everyone!
Wen Baiyu only slept for two hours, and then started to work. Watching the two sisters dress themselves up as flower peacocks, it was too coquettish to look directly at.
Soon he heard the sound of horseshoes, and Wen Baiyu looked out from the window on the second floor, and saw the prince's carriage team. The battle was really done by Wan Chengjinghou, and a team of carriages and horses stopped at the door , and soon Wan Cheng Jinghou got off the carriage. He was wearing black clothes today, with a sword symbolizing the prince's power and status pinned to his waist. He was so handsome that he couldn't describe it...
But today's Wan Cheng Jinghou is not as gentle and polite as yesterday, with a sense of indifference and alienation, and he has returned to the Wan Cheng Jinghou that Wen Baiyu knew, and he seems to be in a bad mood. In this state, Wen Baiyu would not provoke him, after all, he was the one who suffered.
The prince quickly entered the gate, and the stepmother and sister rushed down to greet him. The two sisters kept winking at Wan Qi Jing Hou. Fortunately, Wan Qi Jing Hou was determined, otherwise he would have vomited. Wen Baiyu laughed so hard on the second floor Cramping, as if watching a free show.
The prince's attendant quickly took out the crystal slipper. Seeing this scene, Wen Baiyu really wanted to cover his face. He couldn't bear to look at it anymore. The crystal slipper was too big...
The two older sisters scrambled to try on the crystal shoes. Of course they could wear them, but they were absolutely not allowed to walk. After all, Wen Baiyu was a man, and those two were women, and neither of them was as tall as Wen Baiyu.
Wen Baiyu was really covering his face, this scene was so embarrassing, it couldn't be any more embarrassing.
The prince's attendant said: "Have all the unmarried ladies in this family tried the glass slipper?"
The stepmother immediately said, "Yes."
At this time, Wan Chengjinghou frowned, and his stepmother was frightened by His Royal Highness's expression, and immediately said tremblingly: "That... and... there is a lowly maid at home, I haven't tried it, but she is absolutely impossible... ..."
The prince's squire interrupted: "Ask her to come down and try on the shoes."
Wen Baiyu was upstairs and was still looking down, suddenly he looked embarrassed, he really didn't want to try that giant crystal slipper in full view!
As a result, the stepmother came up, looked at him angrily, and said, "Get out of here, you won't be able to wear it anyway."
Wen Baiyu walked down helplessly. He has always been puzzled. Cinderella's setting is that the prince can't recognize it without wearing a beautiful dress. He needs a crystal shoe to recognize it, so he wants to know if Wan Cheng Jinghou can recognize yourself.
Sure enough, when he walked down, Wan Cheng Jinghou kept staring at him, his gaze seemed to be as terrifying as wanting to swallow him alive.
Wen Baiyu swallowed involuntarily "gudu", and quickly sat down on the shoe-testing chair, but he didn't move yet, and soon Wan Chengjinghou had already strode over, stretched out his hand to hold Wen Baiyu's hand, and then held Wen Baiyu's hand. The person hugged him horizontally.
Wen Baiyu was taken aback, and the others were also taken aback, Wen Baiyu said, "What are you doing!"
Wan Cheng Jinghou gave a low laugh, and said with a smile in his ear: "Fuck you."
Wen Baiyu: "..." It's time for Wan Qi Jinghou!
Wan Cheng Jinghou held Wen Baiyu in his arms and said, "Lend me the room."
As he spoke, he strode up the steps and went to the second floor, then kicked open the door of the bedroom, hugged Wen Baiyu in, and closed the door abruptly, the two of them pressed against the door and immediately kissed like a raging fire.
Wan Cheng Jinghou tore off Wen Baiyu's clothes, and said with a smile, "You want to run with this hickey on your body?"
Wen Baiyu's legs softened by his kiss, she slid down the door panel and said, "No...no."
I was forced to come back by the black beast, okay?
Wan Cheng Jinghou chuckled and said, "Bad boy, I ran away secretly by myself, and I want to teach you a lesson."
Wen Baiyu opened his eyes wide and said, "Wait, it's not...I didn't run away, it was...uh!"
The two words "Calamity Beast" have turned into a sudden moan, Wan Qi Jinghou is simply a beast, he will do it as soon as he says it, regardless of the time and place...
"Merry Christmas!"
"Why is Mary asleep?"
"Get up, Mary, Christmas is here, look at the present your godfather gave you!"
Wen Baiyu definitely didn't get enough sleep, a bunch of people were talking in his ears, it was really annoying, what else was there for Christmas?
Wen Baiyu has never been to Christmas, but someone disturbed him to sleep because of Christmas, Wen Baiyu's head was about to explode, and he opened his eyes hard, only to see the uncle standing in front of him.
Very good, it's uncle again...
Wen Baiyu feels that he has a headache, because every time he sees the uncle, he feels very ominous...
really!
The uncle was wearing a reddish-brown dress, which still looked like a western dress, and his hair was pulled back. He looked very gentlemanly.
The uncle smiled and said to Wen Baiyu: "Mary, get up."
Wen Baiyu's eyelids twitched, what is Mary?I still have Mary Sue!
At this time, Wen Baiyu noticed that he was lying on a big sofa. It seemed that he had fallen asleep here just now. Wan Jinghou disappeared, so Wen Baiyu was not surprised this time. He just thought very calmly in his heart: oh , Changed the script.
At the same time, Wen Baiyu thought of a problem, that is, the Youxian pillow is an ancient thing, it is said that it was buried with Zhao Fangzhi as a treasure, after putting it on the pillow, why did he dream of all Western things, this pillow is definitely a fake!
The uncle smiled and pinched Wen Baiyu's cheek, and said, "Little Mary, are you still dreaming?"
Wen Baiyu said in his heart, yes, he is still dreaming...
Wen Baiyu stood up, the room was beautifully decorated, as if it was going to be Christmas, there was a Christmas tree in the room, all kinds of gifts were placed next to the stove, and the table was full of big meals, Wen Baiyu was a little hungry in an instant.
However, he turned his head and saw himself in the mirror...
Oh shit!
Wen Baiyu almost swears, skirt!Another skirt!
And it's a little Lolita's little dress, with a scary big bow on her hair, she's dressed like a doll, Wen Baiyu feels that she's still a little shrunk, seriously shrunk, she looks like she's 16 years old at most, but she's already Turning the corner at 26 years old!
No wonder the uncle called him Little Mary...
The uncle didn't pay attention to Wen Baiyu's gaffe, bent down with a smile, handed him a gift box, and said, "Little Mary, look at the gift I gave you."
Wen Baiyu took it, because he really didn't know what script he was in, so he thanked the uncle, and then opened the gift box.
The gift box is not too heavy, and there is a package after unpacking, and what is inside is...
- Nutcracker puppets!
A villain in a red dress, with a small walnut in his mouth, a golden saber on his body, and the joints of his hands and feet can be used, lying straight in the box, with a very serious expression.
Wen Baiyu was taken aback, this villain biting a walnut actually looked exactly like Wan Cheng Jinghou!
Although the villain is very miniature and very Q version, but the serious expression is exactly the same, very vivid.
Seeing Wen Baiyu staring at the nutcracker in a daze, the uncle smiled and said, "It seems you like it very much? Come and put the nutcracker here first, let's go eat."
The uncle picked up the nutcracker and put it on the table next to the ornaments. He took the hand of the lovely "little Mary" and went to eat.
After the family dinner, "Little Mary" was about to go to bed. The godfather and uncle sent Wen Baiyu back to bed, kissed his forehead with a smile, and said, "Little Mary, good night, have a good dream."
Wen Baiyu can already imagine what kind of dream he will have in the future, it must be a nutcracker dream.
He didn't want to sleep, but for some reason, he was very sleepy when lying on the bed, he couldn't open his eyes at all, his eyelids seemed to be stuck together, he couldn't move at all, and soon fell asleep.
Wen Baiyu didn't know how long he slept, when he heard the sound of "Papa Papa! Papa!", "Boom!", something jumped onto his forehead.
As soon as Wen Baiyu opened his eyes, he saw something shaking beside his bed. He looked down and saw a pile of nutcracker puppets. The puppets were too small, shaking beside his bed. At the same time, there were mice on the ground. !
Wen Baiyu is not afraid of anything, but he is really afraid of mice. It stands to reason that he runs a restaurant, so he must have seen mice, but Wen Baiyu hates mice very much, so he keeps the restaurant very tidy, and he can be a hygienic model So he never saw a rat in his diner.
Wen Baiyu almost flew away in fright, a bunch of mice were fighting with the Nutcracker villain, it was a dream!It's a dream!
This is the Nutcracker storyline!
Wen Baiyu thought, but those mice are really annoying, running back and forth, the Nutcracker soldiers are back and forth fighting guerrilla warfare with the mice, some of them wield swords as small as pins in their hands, and some hold The gun is firing.
The thing that collapsed on Wen Baiyu's forehead just now was probably gunpowder, Wen Baiyu was really lucky, fortunately it wasn't rat droppings!
The Nutcrackers yelled, "Protect the Prince! Protect the Prince!"
Only then did Wen Baiyu remember that the villain who looked exactly like Wan Cheng Jinghou was still on the cabinet in his living room.
Wen Baiyu looked down at the mouse by the bed, quickly picked up the things on the bedside table and drove it away, but still felt goosebumps all over his body, it was disgusting, so he drove the mouse away, then got out of bed and ran to the living room.
As soon as he entered the living room, Wen Baiyu was dumbfounded. This is simply... a sea of mice!
There is an "army of mice" on the ground, and an "army of nutcrackers" on the cabinet. The two groups of people are fighting, and the prince of the Nutcrackers is standing on the cabinet.
The Nutcracker seemed to be considered "tall" among his kind, but in Wen Baiyu's eyes he was still a little bit small.
The nutcracker was glued to the cabinet. He held the long sword at his waist in his hand. He looked down at the two armies fighting below. His face was serious. He looked very handsome in a red military uniform, although he was now a Q-version walnut clip...
A Nutcracker soldier rushed over and said, "Your Highness, the Mouse King is on the move! We are going to be overwhelmed. Your Highness, hurry up. We must find Princess Candy and lift the spell!"
Wen Baiyu almost fainted, oh my god, Princess Candy, who can save herself, this confusing and embarrassing script!
"Squeak!"
Wen Baiyu heard a cry, turned his head to look, and saw a huge mouse crawling out. It was too big, about [-] centimeters in size, and it was already a giant for a mouse!
Wen Baiyu was so frightened that he almost yelled, and the Nutcracker soldiers over there escorted His Royal Highness, "Your Highness, hurry up, after we're here, we must find Princess Candy!"
Wan Chengjinghou, who is now the Nutcracker, suddenly lifted up, with a very vigorous posture, grabbed the hem of the hanging bell, swung forward suddenly, turned over in the air, "Boom!" fell to the ground, and then slammed He rushed forward and quickly jumped into the blazing furnace.
Wen Baiyu said "Ho!", startled, and thought that Wan Cheng Jinghou was crazy, he is now a nutcracker, he must be afraid of fire, but he jumped into the stove, he just ate at night Roasted chicken, I don’t want to eat Roast Wanqi Jinghou anymore!
Wen Baiyu wanted to stop him, but even if Jinghou Wancheng turned into a puppet, his movements were still nimble and quick. He couldn't stop him at all, and he didn't have the time.
But a miracle happened, Wan Cheng Jinghou did not burn into ashes in the furnace, but disappeared instantly.
"Squeak!"
A huge mouse rushed over, Wen Baiyu was so frightened that his legs limp, and he looked back at the stove, a group of mice followed the huge mouse and rushed over, screaming, and said: "Here is a beautiful little girl, give Your Majesty will take you back to be your wife."
Mrs. Yazhai? !
Wen Baiyu almost flew into a rage, so he quickly took a few steps back, rushed towards the stove, shrank his shoulders suddenly, and plunged into the stove.
With a sound of "Huh----!!!", the stove opened instantly like any door, and Wen Baiyu quickly passed through the door, with a sound of "Boom!!!", he fell into a big hole and fell down suddenly .
"Boom!" There was a thick meadow below, Wen Baiyu didn't fall, and when he opened his eyes, it turned out to be a scene of singing birds and fragrant flowers, not a closed deep hole, the sky was blue, the air was fresh, and there were flowers and plants all around.
Wen Baiyu got up in surprise, but he found that there was someone beside him, it was Wan Cheng Jinghou!
Wan Cheng Jinghou clutched his arms and sat up, leaning against the tree trunk on his back. Wen Baiyu was surprised to find that Wan Cheng Jinghou, who was obviously very q version, was as tall as himself!
shrunk myself...
Wan Cheng Jinghou is a puppet with joints all over his body and joints on his mouth. He looks handsome from a distance, but looks very simple up close. Wen Baiyu burst out laughing with a "poof", so funny!
Wan Cheng Jinghou looked like he didn't know Wen Baiyu, and said, "What are you laughing at?"
Wen Baiyu was afraid that he would lose his temper, and said, "No, I didn't laugh..."
Wan Cheng Jinghou frowned and didn't speak, he just sat back and clutched his arm.
Wen Baiyu noticed that his arm joints seemed to be "dislocated", and Wen Baiyu also fell from it, but the problem is that Wen Baiyu's body is made of meat, while Wan Chengjinghou's body is made of wooden joints, so hard things, falling There is no buffer when it comes down, there must be a problem.
Seeing his hands drooping, Wen Baiyu said, "May I take a look for you?"
Wan Cheng Jinghou obviously didn't believe him, but he didn't refuse, and let go of his hand. Wen Baiyu hurried over, and it really was "dislocated". Buckle it, and screw it on again.
Wen Baiyu docked his arms, screwed in the screws, and then tightened the nuts, saying: "Okay, try it."
Wan Cheng Jinghou moved his arm and said, "You can heal the wound?"
Wen Baiyu: "..." No, I just twisted a screw and nut...
But seeing Wan Cheng Jinghou looking at him with "worship" on his face, Wen Baiyu suddenly felt a sense of satisfaction and accomplishment in his heart.
Wen Baiyu suddenly remembered that he hadn't introduced his name yet, Wan Cheng Jinghou moved his hand, then put the golden long sword back into the scabbard at his waist, and said, "I know your name, your name is Little Mary. "
Wen Baiyu: "..." What the hell!
Wan Cheng Jinghou continued: "I heard what your godfather said."
Wen Baiyu corrected and said: "My name is not Mary, I am Wen Baiyu."
Wan Cheng Jinghou nodded, and repeated: "Wen Baiyu."
His voice is charming, magnetic and husky, very beautiful.
Wan Cheng Jinghou continued: "I was given to you as a nutcracker gift and placed on the cabinet, but after night fell, the rat king's army appeared."
Wen Baiyu listened to Wan Cheng Jinghou's serious face and hoarse and deep voice telling fairy tales, and he wanted to laugh, and his stomach hurt from laughing.
Wan Cheng Jinghou looked at him suspiciously, as if he didn't understand what he was laughing at, and said, "I'm leaving."
Wen Baiyu said, "Where are you going?"
Wan Cheng Jinghou said: "Go to Rose Lake, Milk River, Chocolate Castle, Marzipan Palace, and Candy Princess. I need the kiss of Candy Princess to change back to the original. army struggle."
Wen Baiyu listened, but didn't feel that he had made the wrong point, and said to himself: "Tsk, I hate the smell of almonds."
Wan Chengjinghou glanced at him and said, "Do you want to come with me? After all, your house is full of rats now. Only with the kiss of Princess Candy can I change back to my original state and help you eliminate the rats in your house."
Wen Baiyu suppressed a smile, thinking that Wan Qi Jinghou had already turned into a rodent extermination brigade!
Although Wen Baiyu hadn't carefully read the fairy tale of The Nutcracker before, but according to the urine nature of the fairy tale, the "heroine" must be the candy princess, that is to say, she is.
But Wen Baiyu is not thick-skinned enough to let Wan Cheng Jinghou kiss himself, so why should he say, I just kiss me quickly!
When Wen Baiyu thought of this, his face flushed immediately.
Wan Cheng Jinghou frowned and said, "What's wrong with you, are you feeling unwell?"
Wen Baiyu quickly shook his head and said, "No...it's okay."
Wen Baiyu thought of a good way, he felt that he was very witty, and that was to follow Wan Cheng Jinghou all the way, and at night, Wan Cheng Jinghou would definitely go to sleep, and when Wan Cheng Jinghou fell asleep, he would kiss him quietly Well, it's just a kiss anyway, after the kiss, Wan Cheng Jinghou will be able to return to his original state!
Wen Baiyu felt that he was really very witty, so he made such a happy decision, and the two of them were on their way soon.
They went from dawn to dusk, and it soon became dusk. The two of them didn't see anyone. Although the place was full of birds and flowers, it was deserted. The two of them sat on the ground. cold.
Wan Cheng Jinghou took off his cloak and put it on Wen Baiyu.
Wen Baiyu: "..." Thank you for his thoughtfulness, but Wan Cheng Jinghou's skin is made of wood, it looks like a straight board...
Wan Cheng Jinghou said: "Wait a minute, I'll go and light a fire, lest any wild beasts come over."
Wen Baiyu said: "Can you do it? Won't it burn you?"
Wan Cheng Jinghou said: "It's okay, I'll be more careful."
Wen Baiyu stood up and said, "Let me do it, I will too."
Wan Cheng Jinghou seemed to be a little surprised to look at him, Wen Baiyu thought to himself, he used to sleep in the wild, and he would still do this kind of thing.
Wen Baiyu found some twigs to light the fire. Although he doesn't have any spiritual power and can't directly use the flames of the phoenix, he still has the ability to survive in the wild, so he quickly lit the bonfire. It's not cold anymore, and It's safe at night.
Wan Cheng Jinghou seemed to be a very gentleman, sitting at a certain distance from Wen Baiyu, Wen Baiyu felt a little guilty, always felt that Wan Cheng Jinghou seemed to know that he was going to sneak attack him at night.
Wen Baiyu was lying on the ground, almost falling asleep, Wan Cheng Jinghou was still not asleep, Wen Baiyu said: "Why don't you sleep?"
Wan Qi Jinghou said: "I will watch the night, so you can sleep at ease."
Wen Baiyu: "..." How can I sneak attack you if you don't sleep!
Wen Baiyu was roaring in his heart, but he had no choice but to say with a dry smile, "It's okay, let's sleep together."
Wan Cheng Jinghou raised his eyebrows, Wen Baiyu wanted to bite off his tongue instantly, what do you mean sleeping together!Like an invitation, Wen Baiyu's is indeed inviting Wan Cheng Jinghou to sleep, but it's not that kind of sleeping method!
Wen Baiyu's face turned red immediately, and said, "I mean..."
Wan Cheng Jinghou laughed, and for the first time there was a smile on his serious face. Although he was a puppet, he still looked sexy and charming, revealing the elegance of a gentleman.
Wen Baiyu was almost taken aback, Wan Cheng Jinghou lay down slowly, closed his eyes, and said, "Good night."
Wen Baiyu was fascinated by his good night again, lying on the ground and forcing himself not to fall asleep, and sneak attacking Wan Qi Jinghou in a while.
I don't know how long I waited, Wan Cheng Jinghou seemed to be asleep, but the puppet wasn't breathing either, Wen Baiyu really couldn't tell.
All he knew was that if he didn't attack Wanqi Jinghou again, it would be dawn!
Wen Baiyu quickly got up from the ground, and quietly, quietly crawled over, moving very slowly and lightly, and came to Wancheng Jinghou's side.
Wan Cheng Jinghou's sleeping expression is very serious, unsmiling, perhaps because of the puppet, his facial expression is very tense, and his lying posture is also very serious, looking meticulous.
Wen Baiyu took a deep breath, held his breath, and then slowly lowered his head. He was so nervous that he was going to die. Of course he would be nervous when he did this kind of thing for the first time. When he was about to kiss Wan Chengjinghou's lips, Wen Baiyu Bai Yu closed her eyes in shame.
However, at this moment, Wen Baiyu let out a "ho!" because he felt something touch his waist, a hand!
Wan Cheng Jinghou woke up unexpectedly, his arms were around Wen Baiyu's waist, Wen Baiyu's eyes widened, and met Wan Cheng Jinghou's gaze.
Wan Cheng Jinghou looked at him with a smile that was not a smile, and his eyes were tender and full of lust. Wen Baiyu felt that he must be crazy to see such things as lust in the eyes of a puppet.
The bodies of the two were tightly pressed together, and Wan Cheng Jinghou's kiss was very hard, literally hard, after all, he was a puppet, and he couldn't kiss wet, the two of them just kissed purely.
Wen Baiyu felt unexpectedly nervous, after the kiss...but nothing happened.
Wen Baiyu was a little dazed for a moment, wasn't he?Shouldn't it be restored to its original state after the kiss? Why is Wan Cheng Jinghou still a puppet?Aren't you some kind of candy princess?The script has been adapted again? !
If he wasn't the candy princess, would Wan Cheng Jinghou still want to kiss other people?The vinegar vat in Wen Baiyu's heart suddenly turned over.
And Wan Cheng Jinghou didn't seem to think about this, the puppet turned over, pressed Wen Baiyu under him, lowered his head and continued to kiss Wen Baiyu's lips, and then reached out to untie Wen Baiyu's clothes...
Wen Baiyu: "..." Wait, he was still thinking that this time Wan Qi Jinghou is quite a gentleman, at least he didn't go to bed at the first meeting, but now it is like this again.
But Wen Baiyu suddenly became a little suspicious, does the puppet also have that part?You won't be so insane, will you?
Wan Cheng Jinghou suddenly stopped his movements at this time, looked at Wen Baiyu seriously, and suddenly said without thinking: "What kind of look do you like?"
Wen Baiyu said suspiciously: "What?"
Wan Chengjinghou still looked serious, as if he was asking for advice, and said in a hoarse and deep voice: "What kind of part do you like? Luminous? Spiral? Or bigger? Barbed?"
Wen Baiyu didn't understand at all, and ended up watching the little puppet take off his clothes, and then take off his pants naturally, revealing his important parts, and there really are!It is also made of wood, which is very insane.
The most insane thing is that that position is also detachable like Вjd and can be changed!With nuts and screws!
Wan Cheng Jinghou took out a big bag, put it next to Wen Baiyu's cheek, and started to rummage through it. He found a bunch of replaceable "parts" and put them on the ground.
There was a "buzz" in Wen Baiyu's mind, luminous, spiral, huge, barbed...
It's all kinds of strange things, everything!
Wan Chengjinghou picked up one and began to "assemble" himself very seriously, saying: "Do you like this? It's beautiful, isn't it? It's luminous. Look, it's glowing..."
Wen Baiyu almost fainted, covering his eyes with his arms, he couldn't look directly, it's too hot, okay!
Wen Baiyu shouted: "Please forgive me!"
Wan Cheng Jinghou chuckled and said, "Huh? Begging for mercy now? That's not okay. Who was the one who wanted to steal my kiss just now? You? What a bad boy."
Wen Baiyu: "..." Where is the agreed gentleman?Why are you being a ghost again!
Wan Cheng Jinghou took the luminous one and said with a smile: "Let's use this first and change to others later, shall we?"
Wen Baiyu said firmly: "Not good!"
Wan Cheng Jinghou said: "Do you want to use it together? I have no objection, but I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it. You are so enthusiastic, Bai Yu."
Wen Baiyu: "..."
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