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Jiu Ming's greatest dream in this life is to eat fish, a big fish, such as the East China Sea.

However, as a god with eight and a half tails, Jiu Ming didn't expect to be eaten to death by this big fish even after half of his tail was bitten off by a big fish!

It is simply a racial disgrace!

Jiu Ming sometimes recalls the first time he saw the East China Sea. He was still too young at that time, rubbed his small nose against the sea water, and the huge fish ran out, although Jiu Ming was born to eat fish. It will happen, but at that moment, Jiu Ming felt very scared.

Because this fish is too big!

When the East China Sea first appeared, his body was glistening with water, shining brightly under the sunlight. The majesty and ruthlessness aloof made Jiuming admire him so much. His body was covered with smooth and beautiful fish scales, as if he was a towering body. He still wears the blue gem that symbolizes status and power on his head.

At that time, Donghai was already quite eye-catching, and in the eyes of Jiu Ming, who had never seen anything in the world, he was simply tall to the extreme.

At that time, in the eyes of Dong Hai, Jiu Ming should be a small fluffy meat ball, round and rolling, a small meat ball like a small black charcoal, with two tails flicking, short and non-stop. shake.

Although there were many unpleasant things at the beginning, the two finally came together. Donghai's feelings are paranoid. After so many years of paranoia, he has become extremely affectionate, while Jiu Ming's feelings are pure. In his In consciousness, I am afraid there are only two people, the master and Dong Hai.

But then it became more, because they had a son, a bunch of little fish!

Jiu Ming always drools at Xiao Yuzi, and Donghai saw Jiu Ming go to "peek" at his sons to take a bath several times, and then drooling at the bath water in the bathtub, with a look of wanting to drink fish soup.

Dong Hai was quite helpless, he had never seen such an unreliable god, and their son Xiao Yuzai also inherited the unreliability of nine lives, especially the youngest Xiao Yuzai, who even put himself in a pot to cook, Said to give dad fish soup.

Since then, Donghai has strictly prohibited his sons from approaching the kitchen, because it is too dangerous, what if they are really cooked.

And Donghai is also teaching Jiuming not to drool at his son.

Nine Lives is quite depressed, why is it that he is a male cat, but he can still give birth to a baby, not to mention the baby, but the baby is a little fish!

I won't talk about giving birth to a baby fish, and it doesn't make Jiuming drool!

Don't talk if you can't eat it, and you can't even drool!

There is simply no cat right!

In recent days, Jiuming has been having trouble with Donghai. This is something everyone knows. In fact, everyone also knows that Jiuming likes to play "fun" with Donghai. Everyone thinks that kind of awkwardness is actually playing for fun...

Jiu Ming planned to run away from home, Dong Hai was really having a headache and helpless, so he planned to take Jiu Ming out to play, after all Jiu Ming has a hyperactive personality and can't sit still for a moment, it is unrealistic for him to stay at home all the time, so he prepared Go out and play with Nine Lives.

When Jiu Ming heard that he was going out to play, he immediately became happy, and stopped being awkward with Dong Hai, and pestered Dong Hai to ask him where he was going.

Donghai smiled and told him it was a good place, and the two of them simply cleaned up and set off.

As a result, Jiuming didn't know at all that Donghai wanted to "go back to her mother's house"!

Regarding the idea of ​​returning to her natal family, Donghai just smiled and didn't express his opinion.

Nine lives would not go back to her mother's house with Donghai, because it is the bottom of the sea, the deep sea, he is crazy to go to the bottom of the sea, he is a cat.

But in the end, Jiu Ming was taken back to her mother's house by Dong Hai. Dong Hai gave Jiu Ming his inner alchemy and let him eat it in his stomach. He could walk underwater without drowning.

Jiu Ming was so nervous that she was dragged back to her natal home by Dong Hai.

Jiu Ming has never been to the bottom of the sea, he just read fairy tales, it is said that there is a coral castle on the bottom of the sea, where the little mermaid and the prince live.

East China Sea is the King of Sharks. As soon as he returned to the bottom of the sea, he immediately boiled over. He was almost in the middle of the road to welcome him. Jiu Ming was taken aback. He didn't expect this big fish with a paralyzed face to be quite popular.

The world under the sea is unimaginable to Jiu Ming. There really is a coral castle, and there is also a crystal castle. There are pearls everywhere, and pearls are scattered in the moat. It looks resplendent and resplendent, which is really too rich.

The Nine-Life Race lives in the mountains, and they are the gods who guard the tombs. Although they are gods, they are not such wealthy people.

What is even more dazzling is that there are a lot of fish on the bottom of the sea, besides fish, there are also a lot of seafood!

The "seafoods" on the bottom of the sea don't even know that their queen calls them "seafoods"...

Creatures on the bottom of the sea have a characteristic, that is persistence, or paranoia. Their admiration and love for the shark king is very deep, and it can be said that the reverence has reached the extreme. When the queen comes, everyone will naturally welcome her.

Donghai and Jiu Ming were sitting in the car with a huge big conch, with "seafood" pulling the car in front, Jiu Ming looked excited, reached out to touch the conch, and said, "Can this be eaten? It's so big! Will it be?" Will it break my teeth?"

East China Sea:"……"

The bridge on the moat is made of coral, which is very beautiful and spectacular. The guard next to the moat is a huge octopus. When the bridge is put down, the octopus will roll its whiskers over, put the bridge down, and then let the cars pass.

Jiu Ming looked excited again, and stared hard at the octopus guard who was dozens of times bigger than him. Even a beard was thicker than Jiu Ming's waist, but Jiu Ming's saliva was about to flow down, poking Dong Hai , whispered: "Such a fresh octopus, it must be delicious when cooked on a teppanyaki!"

East China Sea:"……"

Dong Hai returned to the bottom of the sea, so the palace will naturally hold a banquet, which is very grand, and many people come to participate. After all, Dong Hai is the god of the bottom of the sea, and it is said that his queen is a cat. Of course, many beauties in the bottom of the sea are not convinced.

Although mermen are all paranoid, other mermen are monogamous because of their offspring, but as a merman king, they can marry side concubines. Many merman want to be the side concubine of a merman king.

Jiu Ming has no sense of crisis at all, drooling at the huge octopus guard, and drooling at the beautiful mermaid, the first time Donghai will comfort himself, Jiu Ming is greedy, but I can't bear it if there are too many , I felt that the jealous vat in my heart was about to be overturned, although Donghai knew very well that in the eyes of Jiuming, those were not beauties and handsome guys, but "seafood"...

Because he was going to attend the banquet, Donghai needed to try on the clothes. Jiuming despised those clothes as being too formal, so Donghai would naturally not force him.

Donghai's clothes were very complicated, and Jiu Ming waited for a long time, feeling very boring, so he stood up and prepared to go out for a walk to see what delicious seafood there is on the bottom of the sea.

The seabed is quite open. The queen and side concubine of the East China Sea do not necessarily have to be women, because the East China Sea, as the shark king, actually has the characteristics of reproduction. Even if the other party is a man, he can also make a man pregnant. Nine lives is a good example. .

So there are many men who also want to be the queen and side concubine of the Shark King.

When Jiu Ming left the room, he saw a male mermaid coming. He was not as tall as ordinary male mermaids, or even had a bald head. Tall, very slender, with a... sissy look.

Jiu Ming smashed her mouth, although this little bitch looks a bit bitch, but she is better than thin skin and tender meat, it must taste delicious!

When Jiu Ming thought of this, he suddenly started drooling.

The male mermaid came in, a little haughty, raised his chin and said to Jiuming, "Who are you, a new soldier? Why don't I know you? Where is Brother Donghai? Have you changed your clothes yet?" ?”

Brother Donghai...

Jiu Ming seemed to have heard something extraordinary, looked at the little bitch, and said, "Who are you?"

The merman smiled and said, "Who do you dare to ask me? Are you dying?! I am brother Donghai's precious cousin, the future merman queen!"

People often say that Jiu Ming sometimes loses his IQ. Jiu Ming always feels wronged. He is a god. Even if his personality is a little more cheerful, he is still a god anyway. ", suddenly even more unconvinced.

Look, this is how IQ drops!

Jiu Ming thought about Dong Hai's ugly face, how could someone make him queen first?Do you think you are dead?

Nine lives said: "I don't want my life? You don't want my life."

As Jiuming said, he suddenly conjured up his own tail and ears, and the nails on his hands also grew longer.

"Ah ah ah ah ah--!!!!"

With an exaggerated scream, the little girl suddenly yelled, which frightened Nine Lives. He really wanted to scare the little girl, but he didn't expect the effect to be so good?

The little girl let out a scream, her face was pale, and she shouted: "Cat! God! How did such an ugly monster get into the palace! Come! Come! Get this ugly monster out of me!"

ugly!

Jiu Ming is still very conceited about his appearance, although he doesn't have Jiu Ming's tail, but Jiu Ming's figure and appearance have already made up for the half of the tail, but this little bitch actually called him ugly.

Jiu Ming said angrily: "I think you are ugly!"

The little bitch yelled, "What are you talking about! You ugly monster, I'm going to tear your mouth apart!"

The little girl rushed over as soon as she said that, and Jiu Ming saw that "Seafood" threw herself into her arms, so she was impolite. The moment the little girl rushed over, Jiu Ming flicked her tail, eight and a half With a curl of the tail, the little lady cannon was rolled up, and she threw it on the ground with a "bang".

Then Jiuming followed immediately, and before the little girl got up, she made a perfect "ground dong".

The little sissy was beaten by Jiu Ming and couldn't get up on the ground. Jiu Ming smiled and leaned over, sucked air between his neck, and said, "Mmm, it smells so good."

Jiu Ming is also considered to be a tall type, much taller than Xiao Niang Pao, and he is so imposing when he thumps like this, Xiao Niang Pao suddenly blushed inexplicably.

Jiu Ming didn't understand why he was blushing. At this time, he should be trembling with fear and begging himself not to eat him, but the little girl really blushed.

Jiu Ming stretched out his long nails, scratched the little girl's face lightly, and said, "Look at your fish, although it's a little small, it's still thin and tender, haha, let me try to see if it's really tender." .”

At this time, the little girl said cooperatively: "Don't...don't eat me..."

Jiu Ming immediately wanted to laugh out loud, so he was scared!Are you scared? !Sure enough, I'm still scared!After all, he is such a majestic god!

However, the little girl's expression didn't look like she was scared at all. Her face was full of spring, her eyes were full of glances, and she said tremblingly: "My body belongs to Brother Donghai, don't eat me..."

Nine Lives: "..." What the hell?The expected style of painting is a bit wrong?

As the little girl said, she hugged Jiu Ming's neck in a refusal and welcome, and then padded her body to kiss Jiu Ming.

Nine Lives exploded in an instant, feeling very wrong, this style of painting is wrong!

At this moment, the door of the room opened with a "bang!", and Dong Hai heard the screaming outside and came out, only to see Jiu Ming smashing a merman on the ground, and that merman's face was full of spring. The expression, the two almost kissed each other!

Dong Hai's complexion turned black instantly, his face was gloomy as if it was going to rain, Jiu Ming's hair was about to explode in an instant, the little bitch saw Dong Hai, immediately pushed Jiu Ming, turned over and ran, and said aggrievedly : "Brother Donghai, help me, this monster wants to molested me!"

Nine lives: "..."

Dong Hai strode over, and the girl thought Dong Hai was coming towards him, but Dong Hai grabbed Jiu Ming's arm, dragged Jiu Ming into the room, and said in a cold voice without looking back: "Everyone go out, I Needs to be quiet."

The soldiers rushed in and forked the little bitch out, and then closed the door tightly.

Donghai dragged Jiuming into the bedroom, threw Jiuming away, and threw him on the bed.

The bed at the bottom of the sea is still a water bed, it’s cool to lie on, it’s quite fun, it’s the first time for Jiu Ming to lie on this bed, and he immediately forgot all about the crisis around him...

Dong Hai walked over with a grim expression, Jiu Ming raised his head, and saw Dong Hai unbuttoning his neckline. He had just put on the dress he needed for the evening banquet, a very luxurious white dress, which looked abstinent and serious, and Jiu Ming almost passed away. saliva.

Dong Hai walked over with a frown, stretched out his hand to pinch Jiu Ming's chin, and said, "If you haven't seen you for a moment, you've been dishonest, and you've even messed with women."

When Jiu Ming heard this, he immediately became furious, and said, "Why do I mess with women, that little girl keeps saying that she wants to be your queen, and that his body is yours!"

When Donghai heard this, he was stunned for a moment, and when he saw Jiuming's puffy appearance, his face softened and his voice softened, and he said, "This is a misunderstanding, my queen is you, and I don't want to marry you." Will marry a side concubine."

Jiu Ming blushed, and said, "Go away, who will be your queen."

Dong Hai laughed, Jiu Ming's face was flushed, red to the base of his ears, although Jiu Ming is a little black cat, but his skin is very white, porcelain white, and it is unusually charming after being stained with blush .

Donghai is a fish tail on the bottom of the sea, not legs. Jiuming suddenly felt that a scale suddenly bulged when Donghai was talking. He opened his eyes wide and said, "You, you, you..."

Donghai laughed and said, "There is still some time before the dinner, how many children will the queen give me?"

Jiuming stared wide-eyed, flicked his nine tails, and said, "Go away! Don't mess with me, what's the matter with your fish tail!? No... don't want a fish tail, yours is too big... Don't……"