Black donkey hoof store
Chapter 29 Dove Occupies Magpie's Nest
Reviewer: Guozhuang Tomb Taste: 5 Environment: 5 Service: 5
Yesterday was the Ghost Festival, and the ghost gate was wide open. Many cheaters went out for a walk, after all, they had been holding back for too long.A few cheating friends couldn't resist the temptation because they were greedy, so they made up their minds and planned to organize a group to visit Shoufu Building.Unexpected result!As soon as the pit friends arrived at Shoufu Building, they found that the big zongzi was not there, but the boss brother was.Because yesterday was the Hungry Ghost Festival, there were a lot of people going to Shoufu Lou for dinner, especially at night, when the business in the store was booming, and you had to wait in line for an hour and a half to eat, and the boss was also very busy, but his attitude Very good, and the taste of the dish is still so good!The only regret is that the days of eating black donkey hooves stuffed with red bean paste are over, and there are no black donkey hoofs sold in the store, but the spicy crayfish tastes so good that you can’t stop eating them!The pit friends also drank a soup made of scallop sticks, saying that it must be the soup of the soul, otherwise how could they taste the taste of happiness!It's so delicious, I'll go again next time! o(*≧▽≦)ツ
——Dazong Dianping.com, the No. [-] food review website in Ancient Tomb Circle
Reviewer: Xuzhou Shizishan Han Tomb Taste: 5 Environment: 5 Service: 5
Hungry Ghost Festival is really a good day, the big rice dumpling is not here!The big zongzi is not here!The big zongzi is not here!Say important things three times! ! !The boss brother exudes a delicious smell from the beginning to the end, which is very attractive! ! !I have become a die-hard fan of Boss Brother!I hope the big zongzi will not be there tomorrow!The pit friends agreed to go to Shoufu Tower tomorrow!
——Dazong Dianping.com, the No. [-] food review website in Ancient Tomb Circle
Wen Baiyu and Wan Chengjinghou sat on the sofa, looking at each other's faces, the living room was quiet, Xi Chi had already gone out to find Zhong Jian...
Wen Baiyu looked at Wancheng Jinghou for the hundredth time, and saw his own face again, but he still couldn't adapt to such a change. Why did the two people's bodies switch after just sleeping? !
Wen Baiyu wailed in his heart, we didn't do anything discordant!
Wen Baiyu sighed, looked at Wan Cheng Jinghou's face against his own, but his face was indifferent, especially awkward, and said: "What should we do now?"
Wan Cheng Jinghou said calmly, "I don't know."
Wen Baiyu: "..."
Wen Baiyu said: "You are a little nervous. Our bodies are swapped, isn't it weird! Why are you so calm!"
Wan Cheng Jinghou looked at Wen Baiyu sitting on the sofa with his face against his face, his facial expression was particularly rich, and he kept waving his hands as he spoke, which really felt unnatural.
Wan Cheng Jinghou looked away lightly, and said, "It doesn't help to be nervous."
Wen Baiyu: "I'm speechless..."
Wen Baiyu sat on the sofa with his legs crossed indecently, resting his cheeks, and said: "What should I do now, how can you not know!"
Wan Qi Jinghou said: "I am not a monk, nor a celestial master."
Wen Baiyu's eyes lit up, and said, "Tianshi? Then let's find Zhong Kui!"
Wan Cheng Jinghou really couldn't adapt to Wen Baiyu's rich facial expressions, so he simply looked away and said, "Whatever."
Wen Baiyu grabbed the phone on the table and called Zhong Kui.
The other party answered the phone soon.
Wen Baiyu said: "Hello, Zhong Kui?"
Zhong Kui's voice was obviously stunned for a moment, and he said, "Hey, it's the Marquis of Wanqi Jing? Why do you call me?"
Wen Baiyu: "..."
Wen Baiyu said: "I am Wen Baiyu..."
Zhong Kui's voice suddenly burst into laughter, and said, "Hahaha, don't tell me that you are compatible! My ears are very good, can I still hear the sound?"
Wen Baiyu: "..."
Wen Baiyu was speechless for a while, and snapped the phone viciously, and said, "What kind of celestial master is a magic stick!"
Wan Qi Jinghou: "..."
Wan Cheng Jinghou stood up and said, "It's getting late, I'm going to the shop."
Wen Baiyu looked at him with his cheeks on his back, and said: "There is no other way now, if you tell others about this, they won't believe you, so we have to pretend to be each other now."
Wan Cheng Jinghou looked at him indifferently, then raised his eyebrows, and went out.
After all, Wen Baiyu is the owner of a small restaurant, so he doesn't need to go to the restaurant, but Wan Chengjinghou is a part-time worker, so he naturally has to go to work.
They only went to bed in the morning, and it was already afternoon when they woke up. If they lingered on, it would be dark.
When Wan Cheng Jinghou came to the store, Tang Zi saw him stunned for a moment, then walked over with a smile and said, "Hey, Boss, why do you have a different aura today, you are so stylish!"
As he spoke, Tang Zi patted Wan Qi Jinghou on the shoulder.
Wan Cheng Jinghou didn't even give him a hand in his eyes, so he took two steps away and walked past Tang Zi.
Tang Zi looked at Wan Cheng Jinghou's back in a daze, and said, "Is the boss planning to take the high-cold route? No, it's not suitable for the boss!"
As soon as it got dark, the master came up. Wan Qi Jinghou helped to serve the dishes. Tang Zi said stupidly: "Boss, why are you so diligent today? Don't you usually sit behind the counter and chat with the little girl?"
Wan Cheng Jinghou narrowed his eyes and said, "Chat with the little girl?"
Tang Zi nodded sincerely and said, "That's right, doesn't the boss like hooking up little girls on QQ the most?"
At home, Wen Baiyu inexplicably felt his back tense, and sneezed loudly with a "squeeze", rubbed his arms, and said to himself, "Could it be that you caught a cold while sleeping on the sofa last night?"
The number of customers gradually increased. At this time, the door of the store was pushed open, and several people in thick clothes came in in groups.
Tang Zi hurried over to greet him.
As soon as they came in, Wan Cheng Jinghou squinted his eyes, and there was a strong dead air, it was zongzi, and it was not young.
They sat down, ordered food, and Tang Zi went to place the order. A zongzi looked at Wan Qi Jinghou, and his eyes lit up immediately.
A zongzi said: "Hey, Lao Guo, Lao Guo, the boss is here again today! It's really great, eating delicious food, and seeing handsome guys!"
Another zongzi said: "I didn't mean you, Old Xu, why are you acting like a nympho, anyway, you have been buried for such a long time, is it a little bit outrageous?"
Lao Guo said: "Bah! What's wrong with the nymphomaniac, and the nymphomaniac doesn't violate the zongzi law! Didn't I just look at the boss brother! Didn't you hear that the boss brother exudes a delicious aura, which is more delicious than the rice dumpling law?" The aura of heaven and earth at night is nice to smell, but just smelling it makes me feel refreshed!"
Old Xu rolled his eyes and said: "I think you are a nympho, let some cheating friends listen, tsk tsk."
Several other people also giggled.
The first dish was fried, Wan Cheng Jinghou brought the dish, walked over, and put it on their table.
That old Xu was going to strike up a conversation with the "Boss Brother", but he didn't know that the seemingly gentle and harmless Boss Brother had actually been replaced by the facially paralyzed Wan Cheng Jinghou in his bones!
Lao Xu grabbed Wan Chengjinghou's hand and said: "Hey, boss, don't go, do you still remember me! We came to eat yesterday, and ordered black donkey hoofs. You said that the Dragon Boat Festival has passed long ago. We no longer sell black donkey hooves stuffed with red bean paste, and we recommended scallop stick tofu soup, which is delicious, do you still have fresh scallop sticks today?"
Wan Cheng Jinghou lowered his head and watched Lao Xu grabbing his wrist.
Old Xu didn't know why, but with a sudden shake, he let go of his hand. He was so frightened that the soul of the rice dumpling was about to drop. How did the little boss change his aura today? !
Wan Cheng Jinghou narrowed his eyes, scanned them one by one, and said, "You guys also came yesterday?"
Old Xu said puzzledly: "Yes... yes, boss, don't you remember us?"
Wan Teng Jinghou sneered, and began to roll their names one by one, saying: "The owner of the Han tomb at Lion Mountain in Xuzhou, the owner of the Guozhuang tomb, and the couple from the tomb of the Marquis of Jin."
Lao Xu: "..."
Old Guo: "..."
Marquis of Jin and his wife: "..."
Wen Baiyu was really bored at home by himself, so he planned to go to the restaurant, just in time for dinner, when he was about to open the door of the small restaurant, he heard a "boom!".
The two doors of the small restaurant were suddenly knocked open, and the doors almost flew away, almost hitting Wen Baiyu's nose.
Wen Baiyu quickly touched his neck, and took a step back to avoid it. This is Wan Qi Jinghou's body, with such perfect facial features, it would be a pity if his nose collapsed!
Immediately afterwards, four people rushed out of the small restaurant, and Sa Yazi ran away, as if there was a gangster chasing after him with a machete.
Wen Baiyu heard four people shouting: "My mother! The big rice dumpling and the boss fit together! Help!!"
Wen Baiyu: "..."
When Lao Xu ran out from the inside, because he was too nervous, he accidentally ran into Wen Baiyu. Before the person who was hit could speak, the person who bumped into him trembled and spoke first.
Wen Baiyu saw that strange man pointing at himself, trembling back and forth, shouting: "Why is it another big rice dumpling!! Help! It's fit!! Run, run for your life!"
Then the four of them ran away...
Wen Baiyu was speechless to the extreme, so he had no choice but to walk into the small restaurant. Wan Cheng Jinghou leaned against his body and cleared the table expressionlessly.
Wen Baiyu walked over and said, "What happened to those people?"
Wan Qi Jinghou said, "I don't know."
Wen Baiyu looked at the money left by those people again, and there was a thick stack of red tickets, and said, "Did you just rob!? They gave so much!?"
Reviewer: Xuzhou Shizishan Han Tomb Taste: 5 Environment: 5 Service: 5
Big news!Big news! ! !The owner of Shoufu Building, the little brother, has merged with the big rice dumpling! ! !My teenage heart is broken! ! !Whoooo!Please tell me, how can I go to a small restaurant to eat and see handsome guys in the future! !
——Dazong Dianping.com, the No. [-] food review website in Ancient Tomb Circle
Wen Baiyu found that there were not many people coming to dinner tonight, much less than yesterday, maybe it was because of the presence of Marquis Wancheng...
Wen Baiyu was no longer surprised.
At this time, the store door opened, and an aunt in her sixties walked in. She was an acquaintance of Wen Baiyu. She lived in the same community as Wen Baiyu, and went upstairs and downstairs. She was usually very talkative and liked to pack a few dishes in the store. When I went back, I also took special care of Wen Baiyu.
As soon as Aunt Fang came in, Wen Baiyu wanted to go up to say hello, but stopped abruptly, for no other reason, because I was a little strange today, pushing against other people's bodies!
Aunt Fang walked in, grabbed Wan Cheng Jinghou's hands enthusiastically, rubbed them back and forth in her palms, and said with a smile: "Oh, Xiao Wen, I haven't seen you for a few days, and you are getting more and more stable. Hey, no I'm talkative, maybe I've admitted my birth, Aunt Fang hasn't come these days, my grandniece who is abroad has returned to China, so I don't have time to come here these days. Isn't that right, come over and serve some dishes. "
Wan Qi Jinghou: "..."
Wan Qi Jinghou is not afraid of zongzi, not afraid of ghosts, and there is nothing in this world that scares him, but he can't resist Aunt Fang's enthusiasm...
"Pfft——" Wen Baiyu laughed so hard when he saw Wan Cheng Jinghou's black face.
Aunt Fang talked for a long time, and finally got on the right track, and said, "Xiao Wen, are you 26 today? You're so old, you don't have a date, right?"
Wen Baiyu immediately understood that it turned out that Aunt Fang was here as a matchmaker, and now Wen Baiyu was really glad that he was in the body of Wan Cheng Jinghou and did not have to be abused by Aunt Fang.
Aunt Fang usually likes to match up young people, and she firmly held Wan Qijinghou's hand and said, "Xiao Wen, let me tell you, my grandniece is very beautiful, and she is gentle, very quiet, and she is from a foreign university. , Master and Ph.D., Ph.D. has graduated, academic qualifications are good, majored in biochemical engineering, has a bright future! I guess, there are too many bad guys out there now, it’s best to know the basics, look at you, Xiao Wen, I have a career and can cook. People say that a man who can cook knows how to take care of others best. He must be a good person who takes care of his family. I will arrange for you to meet at seven o'clock tomorrow night. How about it? It's settled like this! In fact, I have shown your photo to my grandniece a long time ago, hey, my grandniece likes you very much! Xiaowen, you have to work hard, such a good girl can't be found with a lantern!"
Aunt Fang spoke in one breath, but Wen Baiyu couldn't interject.
After Aunt Fang finished speaking, Wan Cheng Jinghou didn't say a word from the beginning to the end, and his face was indifferent. Aunt Fang said, "Xiao Wen, what's the matter, why don't you talk?"
Wen Baiyu hurried over and said, "I'm sorry, Aunt Fang, I caught a cold yesterday, and the boss is hoarse today and can't speak."
Then Aunt Fang smiled and said: "Hey, it's okay, then stop talking, take care of yourself, remember tomorrow, you see the address is here, I wrote it a long time ago, you take it, I'll go first ah."
As Aunt Fang said, she handed the note to Wan Cheng Jinghou, and then left smiling all the way.
Wen Baiyu was really speechless, took the note and looked at it, it was a pretty high-end restaurant, a restaurant for couples...
Wan Cheng Jinghou looked at him and said, "Go?"
Wen Baiyu said: "They are all neighbors. If you don't see them when you look up, what should you do if you don't go? Just go and take a look."
But as soon as Wen Baiyu finished speaking, he imagined the whole process of Wan Chengjinghou's paralyzed face, pushing his body against his body to go on a blind date. The picture is too beautiful to dare to imagine...
But if Wan Jinghou doesn't go, what can I do? Aunt Fang has already shown the photos to her grandniece, unless the two of them switch back before tomorrow night.
If you think about it, it's unlikely...
The business of the small restaurant was deserted, and there were no customers at nine o'clock, so Wen Baiyu planned to close the restaurant.
Just as the door was about to close, the restaurant's phone rang.
Wen Baiyu picked it up and said, "Hi, Shoufulou."
The other party turned out to be Xi Chi. Xi Chi lived in Wen Baiyu's house, so he had already experienced the ups and downs in the morning, so when he heard Wan Cheng Jinghou's voice, he just froze for a moment, expressing that he was not used to it, and then said: "Wen Baiyu White Feather?"
Wen Baiyu said, "Yes."
Xi Chi laughed "hee hee" and said, "Have you changed it yet?"
Wen Baiyu said angrily: "Of course, you think this thing is like eating, you can change it three times a day, and you haven't found a way to change it back yet."
Xi Chi smiled and said, "Forget it, let me ask Zhong Jian for you."
When Wen Baiyu heard him mention Zhong Jian, he said, "It's so late, why haven't you come back, are you with Zhong Jian?"
Xi Chi's voice sounded particularly cheerful, and said, "Yes, I just want to tell you that I won't be going back tonight, so don't keep the door open for me."
Wen Baiyu: "...Be careful of big bad wolves, fire, theft, and perverts! How old are you? You don't come home at night!"
Xi Chi said: "More than 2000 years old, I can't remember the details."
Wen Baiyu: "..."
Wen Baiyu said in his heart, but you look only fifteen or sixteen on the outside, if you don't put on a cold expression, you usually look like a minor!
Xi Chi said a few more words, Wen Baiyu faintly heard Zhong Jian's voice outside the phone, and then Xi Chi hung up the phone.
Wen Baiyu hung up the phone, feeling very sad.
Wan Qi Jinghou said: "What's the matter?"
Wen Baiyu said: "The little white rabbit will be eaten by the big wolf."
After returning home, Wen Baiyu took the towel, went into the bathroom to take a shower, quickly took off his clothes, turned on the shower, stood under the hot water, then turned his head and shivered.
Tall and straight figure, fair skin, perfect facial features, well-proportioned body, smooth abs, sexy mermaid line, straight legs, and quite... cocked... fart... ass...
The hot water wetted the black hair, softening the stern face, and the water droplets slid down the tall bridge of the nose, rolled down the collarbone to the mermaid line, and then down...
Wen Baiyu glanced under himself, couldn't help blushing, and said, "It's so...so big..."
Wen Baiyu had a full view of this body, and saw everything that should be seen, and he was very entangled in his heart. After a while, when Jinghou took a bath, didn't he also want to see his own body?In comparison, although my place is not small, it would be too embarrassing to be compared!
While struggling, Wen Baiyu stretched out his hand and lowered his head to poke his abdominal muscles. It felt hard and extremely firm. Don't look at Wan Cheng Jinghou's body is not muscle tangled, but it is definitely not weak.
After Wen Baiyu poked it, he stretched out his hand carefully to touch his abs. It felt really good. I couldn't be more envious. Which man wouldn't want such beautiful abs!
After Wen Baiyu touched his abdominal muscles, he pinched his arms again. There were also muscles, which were also hard, and his legs were also...
After Wen Baiyu finished "self-touching" in the bathroom, half an hour had passed, he quickly wiped it casually, put on his clothes, and then watched Wan Chengjinghou enter the bathroom until he heard the sound of water flowing... …
Wen Baiyu suddenly felt a little hot on his face.
Xi Chi hung up the phone, and Zhong Jian was cooking in the kitchen. He looked like a good man at home, and the dishes were ready soon.
Zhong Jian said while serving food for Xi Chi, "I'm sorry, I got off work so late, which made you eat so late."
Xi Chi smiled and said, "It's okay."
Zhong Jian said: "I just heard that you called Wen Baiyu, did he encounter any trouble?"
Xi Chi said, "I have a little trouble, and I need to ask you for advice."
Xi Chi put the matter aside, Zhong Jian frowned and said, "I haven't encountered such a thing before. I'll ask my brother at work tomorrow. His knowledge is deeper than mine, so I might have seen it before. But Wen Baiyu's spirit is not perfect." , and her physique is yin, it is not surprising to encounter some strange things."
The two chatted while eating, and Zhong Jian went to wash the dishes after the meal, and Xi Chi was not allowed to do any work at all.
After Zhong Jian finished washing the dishes, she heard footsteps behind her. When she turned her head, she was almost startled.
Xi Chi had already taken a shower, and his hair was wet. Most importantly, he was only wearing a white shirt. The shirt was very big and belonged to Zhong Jian. The first two buttons were unbuttoned, and Xi Chi's face could almost be seen. The lower abdomen is loomingly covered, the legs are bare, and a pair of white and tender feet are bare.
Xi Chi looked at him with a smile, and Zhong Jian suddenly felt his throat tighten, and he felt a little suffocated for a moment.
Xi Chi walked over and put his arms around Zhong Jian's neck. Zhong Jian had just washed the dishes, and his hands were wet and cold, so he didn't dare to touch him, and said, "My hands are wet."
Xi Chi let out a chuckle from his throat, stood on tiptoe, rubbed his wet hair against Zhong Jian's ear, and said, "I'm wet too."
Zhong Jian's breathing was even more disordered, looking down at Xi Chi, he coughed unnaturally, seeing his appearance, Xi Chi's eyes were full of smiles, he raised his head, and took the initiative to kiss Zhong Jian's lips, Cover Zhong Jian's lips with his lips, and bite gently.
"Boom..."
With a soft sound, Zhong Jian seemed to be unable to bear it anymore, pushed the person against the wall, hugged Xi Chi's slender waist fiercely, lowered his head, and kissed and bit Xi Chi's lips like a crazy beast...
Wen Baiyu slept soundly that night. He faintly heard the sound of the doorbell ringing in his ears. Wen Baiyu was woken up. He looked at the watch next to him, it was only six o'clock!
Reluctantly, Wen Baiyu got up from the bed, scratched his messy sleeping hair, and opened the bedroom door vaguely while snoring.
"what!"
Wen Baiyu was startled for no other reason. He just woke up and found a person exactly like himself sitting on the sofa in the living room.
After Wen Baiyu yelled, he remembered that he and Wan Cheng Jinghou had switched bodies, but they still couldn't get used to it...
The doorbell rang one after another, and Wen Baiyu went to open the door.
It was Xi Chi who opened the door.
Wen Baiyu said: "You came back so early? Didn't you stay at Zhong Jian's house last night? Uh...well, you...can you still walk today? I saw people say...after talking about men and men , Isn’t it very painful, I can’t even walk.”
Xi Chi: "..."
Xi Chi said, "Have you checked the information?"
Wen Baiyu said: "Just understand a little bit!"
Xi Chi's face turned blue, his voice sounded less cheerful than yesterday, and he said, "Zhong Jian is going to work and will be leaving at 05:30."
Afterwards, Xi Chi added with a dark face: "We didn't do it."
"did not do?"
Wen Baiyu was a little surprised, Xi Chi had already bypassed him, ready to enter his bedroom, and said, "Yes, kiss goodnight, then cover the quilt and just chat!"
"puff--"
Wen Baiyu laughed, and then imagined Zhong Jian's appearance of a gentleman covering a quilt and just chatting, which fits Zhong Jian's personality quite well.
At around six o'clock in the evening, Wen Baiyu is about to go on a blind date, but the protagonist of this blind date is not him, but Wan Cheng Jinghou!
Wen Baiyu is just worried about Wan Cheng Jinghou going on a blind date, he has to go with him to be at ease, otherwise he really can't imagine the scene of Wan Cheng Jinghou staring at other girls paralyzed at the blind date banquet...
The famous restaurant for couples is not in the city center. When Wen Baiyu and the others drove there, it was almost seven o'clock, and there was no one at the reserved table, so Wen Baiyu breathed a sigh of relief.
He asked Wan Cheng Jinghou to sit down, and then sat at the table behind Wan Cheng Jinghou himself, sitting back to back with Wan Cheng Jinghou.
The seats are all in the shape of sofas, with high backs and good privacy. After Wen Baiyu settles down, he looks down at the menu, and suddenly feels his intestines are stirring. This is too damn expensive!
It is more than a star and a half more expensive than his own small restaurant. It seems that the price of the small restaurant is too close to the people. Wen Baiyu touched his chin and considered whether to increase the price!
Within 5 minutes, I heard the sound of "da da da" high heels, Wen Baiyu was facing the door of the restaurant, and saw a woman in a mature long skirt walking in.
The woman looks very mature, with s-curves and big breasts!Wen Baiyu's eyes straightened immediately, he was prettier than the models on TV!
The most important thing is that a woman's face should be pure and natural, without much plastic surgery, only light makeup, but very attractive.
She was wearing a long red dress, holding a bag with a brown background and a red pattern in her hand, Wen Baiyu's eyes were sharp, it turned out to be an LV, she couldn't help smacking her lips, thinking she was a rich person.
The woman walked in, passed Wen Baiyu, and then stopped. Wen Baiyu's back stiffened, and the woman said, "Is this Mr. Wen? I'm Tao Xinman."
Wen Baiyu's bowels were stirring again, it was a pity, it turned out that this is the person of the blind date, and she is too beautiful!It's simply cheaper than Wan Qi Jinghou.
However, Wan Cheng Jinghou was very indifferent, he just raised his eyes to look at Tao Xinman, and said lightly: "Miss Tao, hello."
Tao Xinman sat down, smiled and said, "Have you ordered?"
Wan Cheng Jinghou said coldly again: "No."
Wen Baiyu listened from behind, pinching Wan Cheng Jinghou, this is a blind date, won't it seem too cold!
Tao Xinman didn't care about Wancheng Jinghou's arrogance at all, took the menu, called the waiter elegantly, and ordered.
After Tao Xinman ordered hers, Wan Qijinghou said with care like gold, "It's the same as Miss Tao's."
The waiter walked away quickly.
Tao Xinman looked at Wan Cheng Jinghou, with a smile on her lips, and said: "I have been hearing about Mr. Wen from relatives before, saying that Mr. Wen is a good man in the Gu family, and he is handsome. Today, I saw him as a handsome guy, but It’s a little different from what I’ve heard.”
Wen Baiyu broke into a cold sweat immediately.
Tao Xinman said again: "Mr. Wen, have we met before? If we haven't met, why does Mr. Wen look like he has a prejudice against me? He doesn't want to say a word to me."
Wan Chengjinghou was very calm and said, "Miss Tao's illusion."
"That's right." Tao Xinman laughed and said, "Although I have been concentrating on my studies and never had a boyfriend before, I can tell that Mr. Wen has no interest in me... I'm not boasting, I always feel With my appearance, men will pay more attention to it."
Wen Baiyu sat at the back, thinking in his heart, it's not just his eyes, he looks so beautiful, the rate of turning his head back must be [-]% when he walks on the road.
In the end, Tao Xinman continued to say, "Mr. Wen, are you the same?"
"Pfft! Cough cough cough cough!!!"
When Wen Baiyu heard Tao Xinman's heavy remarks, he couldn't hold back immediately, and choked a sip of water into his nose, coughing so badly that he would die.
Wen Baiyu wants to cry but has no tears, Miss Tao, don't just stereotype other people's sexuality!Wen Baiyu has lived for more than 20 years, very straight, very straight, always very straight!Now Wen Baiyu can't wait to jump up and strangle Wan Cheng Jinghou's neck. It's because his attitude is too cold that people misunderstand him.
The most important thing is that Jinghou Wan is holding his own body, what if the neighbors in the future know that Wen Baiyu is a fellow!This is simply a beautiful misunderstanding!
Wan Cheng Jinghou didn't speak, but just looked up at Tao Xinman.
Tao Xinman smiled and said, "Mr. Wen didn't speak, did he acquiesce?"
At this moment, Wan Cheng Jinghou chuckled lightly and said, "Miss Tao is too confident."
Tao Xinman said, "Really."
After she finished speaking, she stood up and said, "Excuse me, I'll go to the bathroom."
Tao Xinman walked to the bathroom, and Wen Baiyu jumped up immediately, and rushed to Wan Qi Jinghou, and said in a low voice: "This is a blind date, a blind date! Be more enthusiastic! Enthusiastic! Do you understand?"
Wan Cheng Jinghou shook his head honestly.
Wen Baiyu: "..."
Wen Baiyu suddenly lost his mind, Wan Cheng Jinghou pointed to his cuff and said, "The coffee spilled on the sleeve."
Wen Baiyu looked down and saw that it was sprayed out just now, waved his hand, and said helplessly: "Forget it, I'll go to the bathroom to wipe it off, and Miss Tao will come back later, you can perfunctory enthusiastically, okay! Promise!" I!"
Wan Cheng Jinghou said simply, "Yes."
Wen Baiyu turned around and walked to the bathroom. As soon as he reached the door of the bathroom, he heard a scream of "ahhhh" from the women's toilet.
The voice was very familiar, it was Miss Tao.
Wen Baiyu immediately kicked open the door of the women's toilet with a "bang", Tao Xinman fell to the ground, lost one of her high heels, and her face was pale.
Tao Xinman pointed to the window of the women's toilet and said, "Ghost..."
Wen Baiyu looked up, and was startled immediately, his face paled in an instant, there was a thing with blue will-o’-the-wisp floating outside the toilet window, its face was pressed against the window, facing Tao Xinman and the pale-faced Tao Xinman. Wen Baiyu stuck out his tongue.
Wan Jinghou rushed into the bathroom, and was the first to help Wen Baiyu up. Wen Baiyu grabbed his arm tightly and said, "Outside the window..."
Wan Cheng Jinghou said, "Well, it's a child."
Wen Baiyu yelled in his heart, the kid is also a ghost!He also stuck his tongue out at me! !It's already a ghost, why make a funny face, it's not cute at all!
The blind date banquet broke up badly, Tao Xinman sprained her ankle and couldn't walk, Wan Cheng Jinghou didn't care, so Wen Baiyu had to carry Tao Xinman out of the restaurant, and took a taxi to put her in the car.
Tao Xinman looked at him gratefully and said, "Can I have your phone number?"
Wen Baiyu was so excited in his heart, it seems that this big beauty has taken a fancy to him, but when he thinks that he is in the face of Wancheng Jinghou, what's the use of taking a fancy to him!
Moreover, Wan Cheng Jinghou doesn't have such a thing as a mobile phone...
Seeing that he didn't speak, Tao Xinman looked at Wen Baiyu and Wan Cheng Jinghou, and said in a pale voice, "I understand, goodbye."
Wen Baiyu: "..."
Wen Baiyu stretched out his hand, watched the taxi drive away, and opened his mouth wide, feeling bitter in his heart, wait, Miss Tao, what do you know? !You are misunderstood!
Wan Cheng Jinghou said calmly: "Let's go, go home."
Like a defeated quail, Wen Baiyu followed Wan Cheng Jinghou to the bus station and went home in a gray and stunned manner.
It was still early when they went back, so the two of them went to a small restaurant along the way, unexpectedly Zhong Kui and Zhong Jian were also there.
When Zhong Kui saw them coming in, he immediately walked over and looked at the two of them back and forth.
Wen Baiyu said: "What are you doing!"
Zhong Kui said, "Are you really Wen Baiyu?"
Wen Baiyu patted his chest, and said boldly: "It's a fake!"
Zhong Kui clicked his tongue and said, "As soon as you open your mouth, I will believe you."
Wen Baiyu ignored his teasing and said, "What should I do? Do you have a solution?"
Zhong Kui said, "I've really seen this kind of thing."
Wen Baiyu's eyes burst into light, looked at Zhong Kui, and said, "Really!?"
Zhong Kui wiped the sweat off his forehead immediately, and said, "Don't...don't look at me like that with this face, I'm under too much pressure."
Wen Baiyu: "..."
Xi Chi had a stomach ache from being laughed at by them.
Zhong Kui said: "It's just recently, and it's also in your community. It's in Building No. [-], which is not the same building as yours. It's a couple who have also switched their bodies, but they haven't switched back yet."
Wen Baiyu said: "Then after talking for a long time, is there any way?"
Zhong Kui pondered for a long time, and said, "Not yet, I will study it further."
Wen Baiyu almost sprayed his face with a mouthful of blood.
Zhong Jian said, "Have you encountered any strange things recently?"
Wen Baiyu said: "Nothing, I just fell asleep, and it became like this the next day. By the way, I felt that the window was blown open when I fell asleep, but at the time I felt that I was talking nonsense, so I didn't care about it." ...Also, what a ghost in the bathroom during the blind date today, he was still a kid, making faces against the window, winking his eyebrows and sticking out his tongue!"
Zhong Jian thought for a long time, but also shook her head, without any clue.
Zhong Kui said, "Little devil?"
Wan Cheng Jinghou said: "Yes, I was about five or six years old when I died."
Zhong Kui suddenly said: "The couple also felt very cold in the middle of the night, and heard the children's laughter."
"Laughter?" Wen Baiyu felt that this was too scary, and his goosebumps came out, and said, "I heard a child's laughter in the middle of the night?"
Zhong Kui said: "Based on my many years of experience in hunting ghosts, this incident probably has something to do with this little ghost. If you two see this little ghost again, be careful."
Wen Baiyu and Wan Qi Jinghou returned home, while Xi Chi left with Zhong Jian.
After Wen Baiyu took a bath, he saw Wan Qi Jinghou sitting on the sofa with his arms crossed. He thought about it when he woke up that day, and felt his neck was stiff, so he said, "Don't you feel uncomfortable sleeping on the sofa, my bed It's bigger, why don't we sleep together?"
sleep together……
sleep together……
After Wen Baiyu finished speaking, he immediately wanted to bite his tongue. Why do you think these words are so obscene, like an invitation?
Wan Cheng Jinghou was still sitting on the sofa and said, "No, you can go to sleep."
Wen Baiyu said "Oh", nodded, and pushed the door in. He felt a little disappointed that Wan Cheng Jinghou rejected him.
What a ghost!
Wen Baiyu scratched his hair vigorously, then closed the door with a "bang", threw himself on the bed, pulled the quilt over and got ready to sleep.
Wen Baiyu fell into a drowsy sleep, only feeling the coolness on his neck, and a gust of cold wind blowing in "swish".
cold wind...
Wen Baiyu woke up suddenly, it must be a ghost!
As soon as he opened his eyes, the first thing that caught his eyes was Wan Qi Jinghou.
Wen Baiyu grabbed Wan Chengjinghou's arm and said, "You, did you see anything just now? There is a cool wind blowing in, just like the last time."
Wan Cheng Jinghou's voice was very cold, and he said, "No."
Wen Baiyu breathed a sigh of relief, then looked at the window, and was completely relieved.
"what!"
Wen Baiyu suddenly screamed and said: "Wan Qi Jinghou! Your face, we have changed it back!"
Wen Baiyu was very excited, touched his face, and said, "It's really changed? My face is yours, right? Please help me see it!"
Wan Qi Jinghou stared at Wen Baiyu. Wen Baiyu was happy at first, but then felt that Wan Qi Jinghou's reaction was a bit wrong.
The other party slowly raised one hand, stroked Wen Baiyu's cheek, and rubbed Wen Baiyu's lips with his fingers vaguely.
Wen Baiyu opened his mouth and said, "What's wrong with you?"
It's just that as soon as he opened his mouth, Wan Cheng Jinghou's fingers pushed in along his lips.
"Well……"
Wan Cheng Jinghou put his finger into his mouth, pressed his tongue, and rubbed it lightly, Wen Baiyu's whole body trembled suddenly, and he almost went limp.
At this time, Wan Cheng Jinghou took advantage of the situation and pressed Wen Baiyu on the bed, staring at Wen Baiyu condescendingly, without saying a word.
Wen Baiyu only felt that his back was numb, his waist was a little soft, his breathing was disordered, and his voice
Yesterday was the Ghost Festival, and the ghost gate was wide open. Many cheaters went out for a walk, after all, they had been holding back for too long.A few cheating friends couldn't resist the temptation because they were greedy, so they made up their minds and planned to organize a group to visit Shoufu Building.Unexpected result!As soon as the pit friends arrived at Shoufu Building, they found that the big zongzi was not there, but the boss brother was.Because yesterday was the Hungry Ghost Festival, there were a lot of people going to Shoufu Lou for dinner, especially at night, when the business in the store was booming, and you had to wait in line for an hour and a half to eat, and the boss was also very busy, but his attitude Very good, and the taste of the dish is still so good!The only regret is that the days of eating black donkey hooves stuffed with red bean paste are over, and there are no black donkey hoofs sold in the store, but the spicy crayfish tastes so good that you can’t stop eating them!The pit friends also drank a soup made of scallop sticks, saying that it must be the soup of the soul, otherwise how could they taste the taste of happiness!It's so delicious, I'll go again next time! o(*≧▽≦)ツ
——Dazong Dianping.com, the No. [-] food review website in Ancient Tomb Circle
Reviewer: Xuzhou Shizishan Han Tomb Taste: 5 Environment: 5 Service: 5
Hungry Ghost Festival is really a good day, the big rice dumpling is not here!The big zongzi is not here!The big zongzi is not here!Say important things three times! ! !The boss brother exudes a delicious smell from the beginning to the end, which is very attractive! ! !I have become a die-hard fan of Boss Brother!I hope the big zongzi will not be there tomorrow!The pit friends agreed to go to Shoufu Tower tomorrow!
——Dazong Dianping.com, the No. [-] food review website in Ancient Tomb Circle
Wen Baiyu and Wan Chengjinghou sat on the sofa, looking at each other's faces, the living room was quiet, Xi Chi had already gone out to find Zhong Jian...
Wen Baiyu looked at Wancheng Jinghou for the hundredth time, and saw his own face again, but he still couldn't adapt to such a change. Why did the two people's bodies switch after just sleeping? !
Wen Baiyu wailed in his heart, we didn't do anything discordant!
Wen Baiyu sighed, looked at Wan Cheng Jinghou's face against his own, but his face was indifferent, especially awkward, and said: "What should we do now?"
Wan Cheng Jinghou said calmly, "I don't know."
Wen Baiyu: "..."
Wen Baiyu said: "You are a little nervous. Our bodies are swapped, isn't it weird! Why are you so calm!"
Wan Cheng Jinghou looked at Wen Baiyu sitting on the sofa with his face against his face, his facial expression was particularly rich, and he kept waving his hands as he spoke, which really felt unnatural.
Wan Cheng Jinghou looked away lightly, and said, "It doesn't help to be nervous."
Wen Baiyu: "I'm speechless..."
Wen Baiyu sat on the sofa with his legs crossed indecently, resting his cheeks, and said: "What should I do now, how can you not know!"
Wan Qi Jinghou said: "I am not a monk, nor a celestial master."
Wen Baiyu's eyes lit up, and said, "Tianshi? Then let's find Zhong Kui!"
Wan Cheng Jinghou really couldn't adapt to Wen Baiyu's rich facial expressions, so he simply looked away and said, "Whatever."
Wen Baiyu grabbed the phone on the table and called Zhong Kui.
The other party answered the phone soon.
Wen Baiyu said: "Hello, Zhong Kui?"
Zhong Kui's voice was obviously stunned for a moment, and he said, "Hey, it's the Marquis of Wanqi Jing? Why do you call me?"
Wen Baiyu: "..."
Wen Baiyu said: "I am Wen Baiyu..."
Zhong Kui's voice suddenly burst into laughter, and said, "Hahaha, don't tell me that you are compatible! My ears are very good, can I still hear the sound?"
Wen Baiyu: "..."
Wen Baiyu was speechless for a while, and snapped the phone viciously, and said, "What kind of celestial master is a magic stick!"
Wan Qi Jinghou: "..."
Wan Cheng Jinghou stood up and said, "It's getting late, I'm going to the shop."
Wen Baiyu looked at him with his cheeks on his back, and said: "There is no other way now, if you tell others about this, they won't believe you, so we have to pretend to be each other now."
Wan Cheng Jinghou looked at him indifferently, then raised his eyebrows, and went out.
After all, Wen Baiyu is the owner of a small restaurant, so he doesn't need to go to the restaurant, but Wan Chengjinghou is a part-time worker, so he naturally has to go to work.
They only went to bed in the morning, and it was already afternoon when they woke up. If they lingered on, it would be dark.
When Wan Cheng Jinghou came to the store, Tang Zi saw him stunned for a moment, then walked over with a smile and said, "Hey, Boss, why do you have a different aura today, you are so stylish!"
As he spoke, Tang Zi patted Wan Qi Jinghou on the shoulder.
Wan Cheng Jinghou didn't even give him a hand in his eyes, so he took two steps away and walked past Tang Zi.
Tang Zi looked at Wan Cheng Jinghou's back in a daze, and said, "Is the boss planning to take the high-cold route? No, it's not suitable for the boss!"
As soon as it got dark, the master came up. Wan Qi Jinghou helped to serve the dishes. Tang Zi said stupidly: "Boss, why are you so diligent today? Don't you usually sit behind the counter and chat with the little girl?"
Wan Cheng Jinghou narrowed his eyes and said, "Chat with the little girl?"
Tang Zi nodded sincerely and said, "That's right, doesn't the boss like hooking up little girls on QQ the most?"
At home, Wen Baiyu inexplicably felt his back tense, and sneezed loudly with a "squeeze", rubbed his arms, and said to himself, "Could it be that you caught a cold while sleeping on the sofa last night?"
The number of customers gradually increased. At this time, the door of the store was pushed open, and several people in thick clothes came in in groups.
Tang Zi hurried over to greet him.
As soon as they came in, Wan Cheng Jinghou squinted his eyes, and there was a strong dead air, it was zongzi, and it was not young.
They sat down, ordered food, and Tang Zi went to place the order. A zongzi looked at Wan Qi Jinghou, and his eyes lit up immediately.
A zongzi said: "Hey, Lao Guo, Lao Guo, the boss is here again today! It's really great, eating delicious food, and seeing handsome guys!"
Another zongzi said: "I didn't mean you, Old Xu, why are you acting like a nympho, anyway, you have been buried for such a long time, is it a little bit outrageous?"
Lao Guo said: "Bah! What's wrong with the nymphomaniac, and the nymphomaniac doesn't violate the zongzi law! Didn't I just look at the boss brother! Didn't you hear that the boss brother exudes a delicious aura, which is more delicious than the rice dumpling law?" The aura of heaven and earth at night is nice to smell, but just smelling it makes me feel refreshed!"
Old Xu rolled his eyes and said: "I think you are a nympho, let some cheating friends listen, tsk tsk."
Several other people also giggled.
The first dish was fried, Wan Cheng Jinghou brought the dish, walked over, and put it on their table.
That old Xu was going to strike up a conversation with the "Boss Brother", but he didn't know that the seemingly gentle and harmless Boss Brother had actually been replaced by the facially paralyzed Wan Cheng Jinghou in his bones!
Lao Xu grabbed Wan Chengjinghou's hand and said: "Hey, boss, don't go, do you still remember me! We came to eat yesterday, and ordered black donkey hoofs. You said that the Dragon Boat Festival has passed long ago. We no longer sell black donkey hooves stuffed with red bean paste, and we recommended scallop stick tofu soup, which is delicious, do you still have fresh scallop sticks today?"
Wan Cheng Jinghou lowered his head and watched Lao Xu grabbing his wrist.
Old Xu didn't know why, but with a sudden shake, he let go of his hand. He was so frightened that the soul of the rice dumpling was about to drop. How did the little boss change his aura today? !
Wan Cheng Jinghou narrowed his eyes, scanned them one by one, and said, "You guys also came yesterday?"
Old Xu said puzzledly: "Yes... yes, boss, don't you remember us?"
Wan Teng Jinghou sneered, and began to roll their names one by one, saying: "The owner of the Han tomb at Lion Mountain in Xuzhou, the owner of the Guozhuang tomb, and the couple from the tomb of the Marquis of Jin."
Lao Xu: "..."
Old Guo: "..."
Marquis of Jin and his wife: "..."
Wen Baiyu was really bored at home by himself, so he planned to go to the restaurant, just in time for dinner, when he was about to open the door of the small restaurant, he heard a "boom!".
The two doors of the small restaurant were suddenly knocked open, and the doors almost flew away, almost hitting Wen Baiyu's nose.
Wen Baiyu quickly touched his neck, and took a step back to avoid it. This is Wan Qi Jinghou's body, with such perfect facial features, it would be a pity if his nose collapsed!
Immediately afterwards, four people rushed out of the small restaurant, and Sa Yazi ran away, as if there was a gangster chasing after him with a machete.
Wen Baiyu heard four people shouting: "My mother! The big rice dumpling and the boss fit together! Help!!"
Wen Baiyu: "..."
When Lao Xu ran out from the inside, because he was too nervous, he accidentally ran into Wen Baiyu. Before the person who was hit could speak, the person who bumped into him trembled and spoke first.
Wen Baiyu saw that strange man pointing at himself, trembling back and forth, shouting: "Why is it another big rice dumpling!! Help! It's fit!! Run, run for your life!"
Then the four of them ran away...
Wen Baiyu was speechless to the extreme, so he had no choice but to walk into the small restaurant. Wan Cheng Jinghou leaned against his body and cleared the table expressionlessly.
Wen Baiyu walked over and said, "What happened to those people?"
Wan Qi Jinghou said, "I don't know."
Wen Baiyu looked at the money left by those people again, and there was a thick stack of red tickets, and said, "Did you just rob!? They gave so much!?"
Reviewer: Xuzhou Shizishan Han Tomb Taste: 5 Environment: 5 Service: 5
Big news!Big news! ! !The owner of Shoufu Building, the little brother, has merged with the big rice dumpling! ! !My teenage heart is broken! ! !Whoooo!Please tell me, how can I go to a small restaurant to eat and see handsome guys in the future! !
——Dazong Dianping.com, the No. [-] food review website in Ancient Tomb Circle
Wen Baiyu found that there were not many people coming to dinner tonight, much less than yesterday, maybe it was because of the presence of Marquis Wancheng...
Wen Baiyu was no longer surprised.
At this time, the store door opened, and an aunt in her sixties walked in. She was an acquaintance of Wen Baiyu. She lived in the same community as Wen Baiyu, and went upstairs and downstairs. She was usually very talkative and liked to pack a few dishes in the store. When I went back, I also took special care of Wen Baiyu.
As soon as Aunt Fang came in, Wen Baiyu wanted to go up to say hello, but stopped abruptly, for no other reason, because I was a little strange today, pushing against other people's bodies!
Aunt Fang walked in, grabbed Wan Cheng Jinghou's hands enthusiastically, rubbed them back and forth in her palms, and said with a smile: "Oh, Xiao Wen, I haven't seen you for a few days, and you are getting more and more stable. Hey, no I'm talkative, maybe I've admitted my birth, Aunt Fang hasn't come these days, my grandniece who is abroad has returned to China, so I don't have time to come here these days. Isn't that right, come over and serve some dishes. "
Wan Qi Jinghou: "..."
Wan Qi Jinghou is not afraid of zongzi, not afraid of ghosts, and there is nothing in this world that scares him, but he can't resist Aunt Fang's enthusiasm...
"Pfft——" Wen Baiyu laughed so hard when he saw Wan Cheng Jinghou's black face.
Aunt Fang talked for a long time, and finally got on the right track, and said, "Xiao Wen, are you 26 today? You're so old, you don't have a date, right?"
Wen Baiyu immediately understood that it turned out that Aunt Fang was here as a matchmaker, and now Wen Baiyu was really glad that he was in the body of Wan Cheng Jinghou and did not have to be abused by Aunt Fang.
Aunt Fang usually likes to match up young people, and she firmly held Wan Qijinghou's hand and said, "Xiao Wen, let me tell you, my grandniece is very beautiful, and she is gentle, very quiet, and she is from a foreign university. , Master and Ph.D., Ph.D. has graduated, academic qualifications are good, majored in biochemical engineering, has a bright future! I guess, there are too many bad guys out there now, it’s best to know the basics, look at you, Xiao Wen, I have a career and can cook. People say that a man who can cook knows how to take care of others best. He must be a good person who takes care of his family. I will arrange for you to meet at seven o'clock tomorrow night. How about it? It's settled like this! In fact, I have shown your photo to my grandniece a long time ago, hey, my grandniece likes you very much! Xiaowen, you have to work hard, such a good girl can't be found with a lantern!"
Aunt Fang spoke in one breath, but Wen Baiyu couldn't interject.
After Aunt Fang finished speaking, Wan Cheng Jinghou didn't say a word from the beginning to the end, and his face was indifferent. Aunt Fang said, "Xiao Wen, what's the matter, why don't you talk?"
Wen Baiyu hurried over and said, "I'm sorry, Aunt Fang, I caught a cold yesterday, and the boss is hoarse today and can't speak."
Then Aunt Fang smiled and said: "Hey, it's okay, then stop talking, take care of yourself, remember tomorrow, you see the address is here, I wrote it a long time ago, you take it, I'll go first ah."
As Aunt Fang said, she handed the note to Wan Cheng Jinghou, and then left smiling all the way.
Wen Baiyu was really speechless, took the note and looked at it, it was a pretty high-end restaurant, a restaurant for couples...
Wan Cheng Jinghou looked at him and said, "Go?"
Wen Baiyu said: "They are all neighbors. If you don't see them when you look up, what should you do if you don't go? Just go and take a look."
But as soon as Wen Baiyu finished speaking, he imagined the whole process of Wan Chengjinghou's paralyzed face, pushing his body against his body to go on a blind date. The picture is too beautiful to dare to imagine...
But if Wan Jinghou doesn't go, what can I do? Aunt Fang has already shown the photos to her grandniece, unless the two of them switch back before tomorrow night.
If you think about it, it's unlikely...
The business of the small restaurant was deserted, and there were no customers at nine o'clock, so Wen Baiyu planned to close the restaurant.
Just as the door was about to close, the restaurant's phone rang.
Wen Baiyu picked it up and said, "Hi, Shoufulou."
The other party turned out to be Xi Chi. Xi Chi lived in Wen Baiyu's house, so he had already experienced the ups and downs in the morning, so when he heard Wan Cheng Jinghou's voice, he just froze for a moment, expressing that he was not used to it, and then said: "Wen Baiyu White Feather?"
Wen Baiyu said, "Yes."
Xi Chi laughed "hee hee" and said, "Have you changed it yet?"
Wen Baiyu said angrily: "Of course, you think this thing is like eating, you can change it three times a day, and you haven't found a way to change it back yet."
Xi Chi smiled and said, "Forget it, let me ask Zhong Jian for you."
When Wen Baiyu heard him mention Zhong Jian, he said, "It's so late, why haven't you come back, are you with Zhong Jian?"
Xi Chi's voice sounded particularly cheerful, and said, "Yes, I just want to tell you that I won't be going back tonight, so don't keep the door open for me."
Wen Baiyu: "...Be careful of big bad wolves, fire, theft, and perverts! How old are you? You don't come home at night!"
Xi Chi said: "More than 2000 years old, I can't remember the details."
Wen Baiyu: "..."
Wen Baiyu said in his heart, but you look only fifteen or sixteen on the outside, if you don't put on a cold expression, you usually look like a minor!
Xi Chi said a few more words, Wen Baiyu faintly heard Zhong Jian's voice outside the phone, and then Xi Chi hung up the phone.
Wen Baiyu hung up the phone, feeling very sad.
Wan Qi Jinghou said: "What's the matter?"
Wen Baiyu said: "The little white rabbit will be eaten by the big wolf."
After returning home, Wen Baiyu took the towel, went into the bathroom to take a shower, quickly took off his clothes, turned on the shower, stood under the hot water, then turned his head and shivered.
Tall and straight figure, fair skin, perfect facial features, well-proportioned body, smooth abs, sexy mermaid line, straight legs, and quite... cocked... fart... ass...
The hot water wetted the black hair, softening the stern face, and the water droplets slid down the tall bridge of the nose, rolled down the collarbone to the mermaid line, and then down...
Wen Baiyu glanced under himself, couldn't help blushing, and said, "It's so...so big..."
Wen Baiyu had a full view of this body, and saw everything that should be seen, and he was very entangled in his heart. After a while, when Jinghou took a bath, didn't he also want to see his own body?In comparison, although my place is not small, it would be too embarrassing to be compared!
While struggling, Wen Baiyu stretched out his hand and lowered his head to poke his abdominal muscles. It felt hard and extremely firm. Don't look at Wan Cheng Jinghou's body is not muscle tangled, but it is definitely not weak.
After Wen Baiyu poked it, he stretched out his hand carefully to touch his abs. It felt really good. I couldn't be more envious. Which man wouldn't want such beautiful abs!
After Wen Baiyu touched his abdominal muscles, he pinched his arms again. There were also muscles, which were also hard, and his legs were also...
After Wen Baiyu finished "self-touching" in the bathroom, half an hour had passed, he quickly wiped it casually, put on his clothes, and then watched Wan Chengjinghou enter the bathroom until he heard the sound of water flowing... …
Wen Baiyu suddenly felt a little hot on his face.
Xi Chi hung up the phone, and Zhong Jian was cooking in the kitchen. He looked like a good man at home, and the dishes were ready soon.
Zhong Jian said while serving food for Xi Chi, "I'm sorry, I got off work so late, which made you eat so late."
Xi Chi smiled and said, "It's okay."
Zhong Jian said: "I just heard that you called Wen Baiyu, did he encounter any trouble?"
Xi Chi said, "I have a little trouble, and I need to ask you for advice."
Xi Chi put the matter aside, Zhong Jian frowned and said, "I haven't encountered such a thing before. I'll ask my brother at work tomorrow. His knowledge is deeper than mine, so I might have seen it before. But Wen Baiyu's spirit is not perfect." , and her physique is yin, it is not surprising to encounter some strange things."
The two chatted while eating, and Zhong Jian went to wash the dishes after the meal, and Xi Chi was not allowed to do any work at all.
After Zhong Jian finished washing the dishes, she heard footsteps behind her. When she turned her head, she was almost startled.
Xi Chi had already taken a shower, and his hair was wet. Most importantly, he was only wearing a white shirt. The shirt was very big and belonged to Zhong Jian. The first two buttons were unbuttoned, and Xi Chi's face could almost be seen. The lower abdomen is loomingly covered, the legs are bare, and a pair of white and tender feet are bare.
Xi Chi looked at him with a smile, and Zhong Jian suddenly felt his throat tighten, and he felt a little suffocated for a moment.
Xi Chi walked over and put his arms around Zhong Jian's neck. Zhong Jian had just washed the dishes, and his hands were wet and cold, so he didn't dare to touch him, and said, "My hands are wet."
Xi Chi let out a chuckle from his throat, stood on tiptoe, rubbed his wet hair against Zhong Jian's ear, and said, "I'm wet too."
Zhong Jian's breathing was even more disordered, looking down at Xi Chi, he coughed unnaturally, seeing his appearance, Xi Chi's eyes were full of smiles, he raised his head, and took the initiative to kiss Zhong Jian's lips, Cover Zhong Jian's lips with his lips, and bite gently.
"Boom..."
With a soft sound, Zhong Jian seemed to be unable to bear it anymore, pushed the person against the wall, hugged Xi Chi's slender waist fiercely, lowered his head, and kissed and bit Xi Chi's lips like a crazy beast...
Wen Baiyu slept soundly that night. He faintly heard the sound of the doorbell ringing in his ears. Wen Baiyu was woken up. He looked at the watch next to him, it was only six o'clock!
Reluctantly, Wen Baiyu got up from the bed, scratched his messy sleeping hair, and opened the bedroom door vaguely while snoring.
"what!"
Wen Baiyu was startled for no other reason. He just woke up and found a person exactly like himself sitting on the sofa in the living room.
After Wen Baiyu yelled, he remembered that he and Wan Cheng Jinghou had switched bodies, but they still couldn't get used to it...
The doorbell rang one after another, and Wen Baiyu went to open the door.
It was Xi Chi who opened the door.
Wen Baiyu said: "You came back so early? Didn't you stay at Zhong Jian's house last night? Uh...well, you...can you still walk today? I saw people say...after talking about men and men , Isn’t it very painful, I can’t even walk.”
Xi Chi: "..."
Xi Chi said, "Have you checked the information?"
Wen Baiyu said: "Just understand a little bit!"
Xi Chi's face turned blue, his voice sounded less cheerful than yesterday, and he said, "Zhong Jian is going to work and will be leaving at 05:30."
Afterwards, Xi Chi added with a dark face: "We didn't do it."
"did not do?"
Wen Baiyu was a little surprised, Xi Chi had already bypassed him, ready to enter his bedroom, and said, "Yes, kiss goodnight, then cover the quilt and just chat!"
"puff--"
Wen Baiyu laughed, and then imagined Zhong Jian's appearance of a gentleman covering a quilt and just chatting, which fits Zhong Jian's personality quite well.
At around six o'clock in the evening, Wen Baiyu is about to go on a blind date, but the protagonist of this blind date is not him, but Wan Cheng Jinghou!
Wen Baiyu is just worried about Wan Cheng Jinghou going on a blind date, he has to go with him to be at ease, otherwise he really can't imagine the scene of Wan Cheng Jinghou staring at other girls paralyzed at the blind date banquet...
The famous restaurant for couples is not in the city center. When Wen Baiyu and the others drove there, it was almost seven o'clock, and there was no one at the reserved table, so Wen Baiyu breathed a sigh of relief.
He asked Wan Cheng Jinghou to sit down, and then sat at the table behind Wan Cheng Jinghou himself, sitting back to back with Wan Cheng Jinghou.
The seats are all in the shape of sofas, with high backs and good privacy. After Wen Baiyu settles down, he looks down at the menu, and suddenly feels his intestines are stirring. This is too damn expensive!
It is more than a star and a half more expensive than his own small restaurant. It seems that the price of the small restaurant is too close to the people. Wen Baiyu touched his chin and considered whether to increase the price!
Within 5 minutes, I heard the sound of "da da da" high heels, Wen Baiyu was facing the door of the restaurant, and saw a woman in a mature long skirt walking in.
The woman looks very mature, with s-curves and big breasts!Wen Baiyu's eyes straightened immediately, he was prettier than the models on TV!
The most important thing is that a woman's face should be pure and natural, without much plastic surgery, only light makeup, but very attractive.
She was wearing a long red dress, holding a bag with a brown background and a red pattern in her hand, Wen Baiyu's eyes were sharp, it turned out to be an LV, she couldn't help smacking her lips, thinking she was a rich person.
The woman walked in, passed Wen Baiyu, and then stopped. Wen Baiyu's back stiffened, and the woman said, "Is this Mr. Wen? I'm Tao Xinman."
Wen Baiyu's bowels were stirring again, it was a pity, it turned out that this is the person of the blind date, and she is too beautiful!It's simply cheaper than Wan Qi Jinghou.
However, Wan Cheng Jinghou was very indifferent, he just raised his eyes to look at Tao Xinman, and said lightly: "Miss Tao, hello."
Tao Xinman sat down, smiled and said, "Have you ordered?"
Wan Cheng Jinghou said coldly again: "No."
Wen Baiyu listened from behind, pinching Wan Cheng Jinghou, this is a blind date, won't it seem too cold!
Tao Xinman didn't care about Wancheng Jinghou's arrogance at all, took the menu, called the waiter elegantly, and ordered.
After Tao Xinman ordered hers, Wan Qijinghou said with care like gold, "It's the same as Miss Tao's."
The waiter walked away quickly.
Tao Xinman looked at Wan Cheng Jinghou, with a smile on her lips, and said: "I have been hearing about Mr. Wen from relatives before, saying that Mr. Wen is a good man in the Gu family, and he is handsome. Today, I saw him as a handsome guy, but It’s a little different from what I’ve heard.”
Wen Baiyu broke into a cold sweat immediately.
Tao Xinman said again: "Mr. Wen, have we met before? If we haven't met, why does Mr. Wen look like he has a prejudice against me? He doesn't want to say a word to me."
Wan Chengjinghou was very calm and said, "Miss Tao's illusion."
"That's right." Tao Xinman laughed and said, "Although I have been concentrating on my studies and never had a boyfriend before, I can tell that Mr. Wen has no interest in me... I'm not boasting, I always feel With my appearance, men will pay more attention to it."
Wen Baiyu sat at the back, thinking in his heart, it's not just his eyes, he looks so beautiful, the rate of turning his head back must be [-]% when he walks on the road.
In the end, Tao Xinman continued to say, "Mr. Wen, are you the same?"
"Pfft! Cough cough cough cough!!!"
When Wen Baiyu heard Tao Xinman's heavy remarks, he couldn't hold back immediately, and choked a sip of water into his nose, coughing so badly that he would die.
Wen Baiyu wants to cry but has no tears, Miss Tao, don't just stereotype other people's sexuality!Wen Baiyu has lived for more than 20 years, very straight, very straight, always very straight!Now Wen Baiyu can't wait to jump up and strangle Wan Cheng Jinghou's neck. It's because his attitude is too cold that people misunderstand him.
The most important thing is that Jinghou Wan is holding his own body, what if the neighbors in the future know that Wen Baiyu is a fellow!This is simply a beautiful misunderstanding!
Wan Cheng Jinghou didn't speak, but just looked up at Tao Xinman.
Tao Xinman smiled and said, "Mr. Wen didn't speak, did he acquiesce?"
At this moment, Wan Cheng Jinghou chuckled lightly and said, "Miss Tao is too confident."
Tao Xinman said, "Really."
After she finished speaking, she stood up and said, "Excuse me, I'll go to the bathroom."
Tao Xinman walked to the bathroom, and Wen Baiyu jumped up immediately, and rushed to Wan Qi Jinghou, and said in a low voice: "This is a blind date, a blind date! Be more enthusiastic! Enthusiastic! Do you understand?"
Wan Cheng Jinghou shook his head honestly.
Wen Baiyu: "..."
Wen Baiyu suddenly lost his mind, Wan Cheng Jinghou pointed to his cuff and said, "The coffee spilled on the sleeve."
Wen Baiyu looked down and saw that it was sprayed out just now, waved his hand, and said helplessly: "Forget it, I'll go to the bathroom to wipe it off, and Miss Tao will come back later, you can perfunctory enthusiastically, okay! Promise!" I!"
Wan Cheng Jinghou said simply, "Yes."
Wen Baiyu turned around and walked to the bathroom. As soon as he reached the door of the bathroom, he heard a scream of "ahhhh" from the women's toilet.
The voice was very familiar, it was Miss Tao.
Wen Baiyu immediately kicked open the door of the women's toilet with a "bang", Tao Xinman fell to the ground, lost one of her high heels, and her face was pale.
Tao Xinman pointed to the window of the women's toilet and said, "Ghost..."
Wen Baiyu looked up, and was startled immediately, his face paled in an instant, there was a thing with blue will-o’-the-wisp floating outside the toilet window, its face was pressed against the window, facing Tao Xinman and the pale-faced Tao Xinman. Wen Baiyu stuck out his tongue.
Wan Jinghou rushed into the bathroom, and was the first to help Wen Baiyu up. Wen Baiyu grabbed his arm tightly and said, "Outside the window..."
Wan Cheng Jinghou said, "Well, it's a child."
Wen Baiyu yelled in his heart, the kid is also a ghost!He also stuck his tongue out at me! !It's already a ghost, why make a funny face, it's not cute at all!
The blind date banquet broke up badly, Tao Xinman sprained her ankle and couldn't walk, Wan Cheng Jinghou didn't care, so Wen Baiyu had to carry Tao Xinman out of the restaurant, and took a taxi to put her in the car.
Tao Xinman looked at him gratefully and said, "Can I have your phone number?"
Wen Baiyu was so excited in his heart, it seems that this big beauty has taken a fancy to him, but when he thinks that he is in the face of Wancheng Jinghou, what's the use of taking a fancy to him!
Moreover, Wan Cheng Jinghou doesn't have such a thing as a mobile phone...
Seeing that he didn't speak, Tao Xinman looked at Wen Baiyu and Wan Cheng Jinghou, and said in a pale voice, "I understand, goodbye."
Wen Baiyu: "..."
Wen Baiyu stretched out his hand, watched the taxi drive away, and opened his mouth wide, feeling bitter in his heart, wait, Miss Tao, what do you know? !You are misunderstood!
Wan Cheng Jinghou said calmly: "Let's go, go home."
Like a defeated quail, Wen Baiyu followed Wan Cheng Jinghou to the bus station and went home in a gray and stunned manner.
It was still early when they went back, so the two of them went to a small restaurant along the way, unexpectedly Zhong Kui and Zhong Jian were also there.
When Zhong Kui saw them coming in, he immediately walked over and looked at the two of them back and forth.
Wen Baiyu said: "What are you doing!"
Zhong Kui said, "Are you really Wen Baiyu?"
Wen Baiyu patted his chest, and said boldly: "It's a fake!"
Zhong Kui clicked his tongue and said, "As soon as you open your mouth, I will believe you."
Wen Baiyu ignored his teasing and said, "What should I do? Do you have a solution?"
Zhong Kui said, "I've really seen this kind of thing."
Wen Baiyu's eyes burst into light, looked at Zhong Kui, and said, "Really!?"
Zhong Kui wiped the sweat off his forehead immediately, and said, "Don't...don't look at me like that with this face, I'm under too much pressure."
Wen Baiyu: "..."
Xi Chi had a stomach ache from being laughed at by them.
Zhong Kui said: "It's just recently, and it's also in your community. It's in Building No. [-], which is not the same building as yours. It's a couple who have also switched their bodies, but they haven't switched back yet."
Wen Baiyu said: "Then after talking for a long time, is there any way?"
Zhong Kui pondered for a long time, and said, "Not yet, I will study it further."
Wen Baiyu almost sprayed his face with a mouthful of blood.
Zhong Jian said, "Have you encountered any strange things recently?"
Wen Baiyu said: "Nothing, I just fell asleep, and it became like this the next day. By the way, I felt that the window was blown open when I fell asleep, but at the time I felt that I was talking nonsense, so I didn't care about it." ...Also, what a ghost in the bathroom during the blind date today, he was still a kid, making faces against the window, winking his eyebrows and sticking out his tongue!"
Zhong Jian thought for a long time, but also shook her head, without any clue.
Zhong Kui said, "Little devil?"
Wan Cheng Jinghou said: "Yes, I was about five or six years old when I died."
Zhong Kui suddenly said: "The couple also felt very cold in the middle of the night, and heard the children's laughter."
"Laughter?" Wen Baiyu felt that this was too scary, and his goosebumps came out, and said, "I heard a child's laughter in the middle of the night?"
Zhong Kui said: "Based on my many years of experience in hunting ghosts, this incident probably has something to do with this little ghost. If you two see this little ghost again, be careful."
Wen Baiyu and Wan Qi Jinghou returned home, while Xi Chi left with Zhong Jian.
After Wen Baiyu took a bath, he saw Wan Qi Jinghou sitting on the sofa with his arms crossed. He thought about it when he woke up that day, and felt his neck was stiff, so he said, "Don't you feel uncomfortable sleeping on the sofa, my bed It's bigger, why don't we sleep together?"
sleep together……
sleep together……
After Wen Baiyu finished speaking, he immediately wanted to bite his tongue. Why do you think these words are so obscene, like an invitation?
Wan Cheng Jinghou was still sitting on the sofa and said, "No, you can go to sleep."
Wen Baiyu said "Oh", nodded, and pushed the door in. He felt a little disappointed that Wan Cheng Jinghou rejected him.
What a ghost!
Wen Baiyu scratched his hair vigorously, then closed the door with a "bang", threw himself on the bed, pulled the quilt over and got ready to sleep.
Wen Baiyu fell into a drowsy sleep, only feeling the coolness on his neck, and a gust of cold wind blowing in "swish".
cold wind...
Wen Baiyu woke up suddenly, it must be a ghost!
As soon as he opened his eyes, the first thing that caught his eyes was Wan Qi Jinghou.
Wen Baiyu grabbed Wan Chengjinghou's arm and said, "You, did you see anything just now? There is a cool wind blowing in, just like the last time."
Wan Cheng Jinghou's voice was very cold, and he said, "No."
Wen Baiyu breathed a sigh of relief, then looked at the window, and was completely relieved.
"what!"
Wen Baiyu suddenly screamed and said: "Wan Qi Jinghou! Your face, we have changed it back!"
Wen Baiyu was very excited, touched his face, and said, "It's really changed? My face is yours, right? Please help me see it!"
Wan Qi Jinghou stared at Wen Baiyu. Wen Baiyu was happy at first, but then felt that Wan Qi Jinghou's reaction was a bit wrong.
The other party slowly raised one hand, stroked Wen Baiyu's cheek, and rubbed Wen Baiyu's lips with his fingers vaguely.
Wen Baiyu opened his mouth and said, "What's wrong with you?"
It's just that as soon as he opened his mouth, Wan Cheng Jinghou's fingers pushed in along his lips.
"Well……"
Wan Cheng Jinghou put his finger into his mouth, pressed his tongue, and rubbed it lightly, Wen Baiyu's whole body trembled suddenly, and he almost went limp.
At this time, Wan Cheng Jinghou took advantage of the situation and pressed Wen Baiyu on the bed, staring at Wen Baiyu condescendingly, without saying a word.
Wen Baiyu only felt that his back was numb, his waist was a little soft, his breathing was disordered, and his voice
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