fetish carnival

After resting for a while, Gao Zhi ordered a song on his mobile phone and said, "Huh? Smile, I suddenly found that the next song is quite suitable for the two of us. If you know how, you can come with me."

"A duet?" Wen Yixiao picked up another microphone, cleared his throat nervously, and waited with bated breath.Could it be...he wants to take the opportunity to confess?A few seconds later, two men appeared on the wide screen of the TV, and they were Andy Lau and Tony Leung, who were confronting each other on the rooftop.

""Infernal Affairs"..."

"Do you sing Tony Leung or Andy Lau?" Gao Zhi asked.

"I won't." Wen Yixiao slowly put down the microphone.Obviously there are so many duet love songs, "Because of Love", "The Roof", "Coral Sea", even the golden song of the era "Intimate Lover"... I hate Lao Gao.When Gao Zhi finished singing "Infernal Affairs" alone, he generously sang an old song from his heart, "Forget Him" ​​by Teresa Teng.

Gao Zhi didn't know whether the "he" was referring to himself, and he was so excited when he heard it, he asked: "You are resting this week, and your brother and I went out to play again. Is it boring to be alone at home at night? "

"It's okay, okay." Wen Yixiao lowered his head and picked up the long knitted skirt, as if to hide his uneasiness.

"Would you like to come and live at my house? I don't have anything to do recently, and I'm quite bored. We can play... games together. You don't need to wear a skirt, it's not a date."

"What is that?"

"It's just that buddies get together to play games."

"I don't want to play games. My juniors and juniors have finished their exams and are going to start solving crimes and catching perverts who abuse animals. Do you want to participate?"

"Is this a date?" Gao Zhi asked subconsciously.

Wen Yixiao lowered his eyes and thought for a while, "It doesn't count."

"Then I will participate."

"Come here," Wen Yixiao clicked on the document on his mobile phone, which clearly listed the action plan, "I just confirmed it yesterday, the first step is to search the local QQ group..."

They plan to filter out all the local QQ groups related to life, add them one by one, enter the group to view announcements, documents, etc., and pay attention to the next chat content.According to speculation, the number of people in this group will not be very large, and it should be formed in recent months.After screening, there are nearly [-] groups that need to be sorted out.

The next morning, Gao Zhi, two veterinarians, and nearly twenty students met in the canteen of the Agricultural University for a meeting and assigned their respective tasks.Some students suggested: "When joining a group, you should pretend to be a sadistic person, and you should also write in the self-introduction of the greeting: It is annoying to see those cats and dogs, what do you think?"

Everyone said "it makes sense".

"I'm going to buy drinks, what do you all drink?" A freshman boy stood up.

Gao Zhi hurriedly said: "I'll buy it, how can I let you children spend money."

"No need, uncle, you don't have a card. Tell me quickly, what are you drinking..."

Uncle... Gao Zhi's hand to take the wallet was frozen in his coat pocket for a long time, "unable to extricate himself". From the corner of his eye, he caught sight of Wen Yixiao beside him, covering his lips and snickering.The other students didn't have any unusual reactions, and they seemed to agree with this title.

"I don't look old, do I?" Gao Zhi lowered his voice, approaching Wen with a smile.

"Maybe it's because they think you're much older than me when they hear me call you Lao Gao. There's nothing wrong with calling you Uncle to show that you're mature."

After chatting about the "case", everyone chatted about the final exam and campus affairs in twos and threes.Gao Zhi asked the freshman boy curiously: "Aren't you going home after the exam?"

"Don't worry, catch these perverts first," the boy showed a green smile, "it happens to be able to spend more time with my partner, otherwise we won't be able to see each other during the whole winter vacation."

"You just entered college, and you have a partner in one semester?" You are only a freshman, so you must be born after 00... This is too happy.

"No, I was in high school and met online."

"..."

After chatting for a while, the boy seemed to have received a message from his girlfriend, and with a wider smile on his face, he said to his roommate, "I won't be going back to the dormitory tonight."

The successive violent attacks made Gao Zhi at a loss what to do, so he had to drink drinks non-stop, and even felt a little bit self-pitying.Everyone born after 00...but my night life is just staying at home playing games, reading comics, and stacking paper cranes, it's too bitter.

"Wow! Uncle Gao, is your watch real?" A lively girl approached him and shouted, "I know this one, Audemars Piguet's Royal Oak, this one costs hundreds of thousands!"

"real."

"If you're really rich, then you must have had many girlfriends."

"Hey, there aren't many..."

After the meeting, Wen Yixiao originally planned to go home and began to check the hundreds of QQ groups assigned to him, but Gao Zhi said: "Come and live at my house, such a boring job, it's good to have a companion."

He naturally wanted to go, but he didn't want to show eagerness, and he didn't want to flatly refuse, so he chose a compromise reply: "It will be two days later, and I didn't bring anything today."

"I have everything there, toiletries, bath towels, house clothes, pajamas...new ones." Then, Gao Zhi drove the car straight home like a bandit robbing Mrs. Yazhai.Wen Yixiao didn't show any resistance, and stepped into the otaku's territory silently. He had been here a few times before, but it was the first time for him to stay overnight.

Gao Zhi dug out two brand-new sets of winter home clothes for couples, and threw the women's ones to Wen Yixiao, "Just wear these at home!"

"When did you buy it?"

"Last summer..." Gao Zhi changed into another set of men's, "I think we get along very well, it's going so smoothly, we should be living together soon, so I bought all kinds of daily necessities wishfully, toothbrushes for couples, Tooth cups, slippers, home clothes for summer, winter, spring and autumn, pajamas, pillow covers, and... I think too much."

While Wen Yixiao was changing his clothes, he walked into the master bedroom and quietly put the thing he hesitated to talk about just now—a small box of condoms in the bedside table into his pocket.Just about to make a strategic shift, he saw Wen Yixiao had finished changing, walked over and spun around and said, "It fits pretty well."

"Well, it's fine."

Next, they sank into a pair of beanbags on the balcony, drinking coffee while using their laptops and iads to join QQ groups.The warm sun shines into the room through the floor-to-ceiling windows, dispelling the haze of cold winter colors.Wen Yixiao tied her hot sun-burned hair back, and at the same time peeked at Gao Zhi, only to find that he was also peeking at herself.

Bumping into each other's eyes, the two of them were in a state of panic, and they looked away at the same time, staring at the same style of fluffy couple slippers, with twenty toes curled up nervously in the shoes.

"Haha, I actually joined a group of tauren, it's really full of surprises." Gao Zhi's curious smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Tauren?" Wen Yi smiled puzzled, "Is there any connection with the Bull Demon King?"

"It's nothing, there's no need to understand this, just keep busy."

For lunch, I went to the kitchen and made semi-finished spaghetti bolognese, steak and shrimp egg, and ordered takeaway for dinner.The work in the investigation stage is more difficult than imagined. After adding hundreds of QQ groups, the information that needs to be noticed and counted increases geometrically.Busy until ten o'clock, all of them had sore eyes, and their reflex arcs were obviously lengthened, and they decided to fight again tomorrow morning.

Wen Yixiao opened the window to smoke, and when he lit the second one, Gao Zhi asked from behind: "What can I do, want to watch a movie?"

"Infernal Affairs?" He turned his head and asked with a smile.

"It's time to watch "Brokeback Mountain." Gao Zhi operated the remote control and joked in a low voice.If everyone really has a Brokeback Mountain in their hearts, then this one is probably a scenic spot that is only open to Wen Yixiao.

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