First Family [Interstellar]

On the magical plane, a group of people are having a bonfire party.

"I wonder if Dad saw the poisonous scorpion?" Lu Nan said with a sigh.

Lu Xiaoxin was baking the bird's wings for himself, and brushed the bird's wings with a brush dipped in layers of sauce.Hearing Lu Nan's words, Lu Xiaoxin immediately said: "Haven't we already tested it? The scorpion's shell is really powerful beyond our imagination, and it should be able to survive in an extreme environment for more than 10 minutes... It's also strange, obviously the monster It looks so much like a turtle, why is it called a scorpion? A scorpion is a scorpion. Unfortunately, I can only get this one for the time being... I really hope to find another one. Such a hard material is very suitable for making mechs. shell."

"Do you think that the eighth-level monsters in this forest are obtained by picking up cabbages?" Danios snorted.He killed the poisonous scorpion just to let Lu Nan and Lu Xin report to their families that they are safe.After the whole scorpion was killed, only the crystal nucleus of the monster was dug out, and the rest was thrown into the technological plane.Danios said he didn't enjoy it.

Candlelight handed a bunch of roasted bird wings to Danios and said, "Eat it."

Danios couldn't care less about talking to Lu Xin immediately, he took the bird's wing, looked it over carefully and said, "I still don't know what's so delicious about it? When I was hunting, parts like this It’s just thrown away, it doesn’t have any meat, and it doesn’t have any magic factor, it just feels like firewood when you eat it. Look, it’s obviously a skeleton!”

Lu Xiaoxin curled his lips: "If you don't want to eat it, then give it to me. You are a bird, and eating this kind of wings may cause psychological shadows."

"Then you're a mammal, why didn't you have any psychological shadow after eating so many mammals?" Danios answered casually.

Lu Xiaoxin was dumbfounded, and it took him a long time to say: "I didn't expect you to be able to say the word 'mammal'. I underestimated you!"

"In your mind... am I ignorant?" Danios gave Lu Xiaoxin a sideways glance.

Lu Xiaoxin shook his head desperately and said, "No, no, no, I mean you are very good. You have just started learning Federal language, yet you can speak it so fluently."

"...translation spell. I just invented it recently." Danios said calmly.However, he glanced at the candlelight out of the corner of his eye.

Candlelight was concentrating on roasting the bird legs for Ansair.

Danios' eyes moved from Ansair to Eli, and from Eli to Ansair.According to the habit of Warcraft, as long as the children are raised for three years, they can be kicked out and become independent!And raising children is the job of female beasts, even if male beasts want to do it, they will be chased away by female beasts.After all, for the female beast, the male beast is of no use after the sex. Since it cannot be eaten, it should be driven away.So, why did his majestic holy beast stay here to raise his children? (Big Bird: Because of love.)

Lu Xiaoxin finally finished grilling a bunch of wings, and he handed them to Eli from afar and said, "Please eat!"

Eli looked at Xiaoxin proudly, and found that the wings looked pretty good.It reluctantly walked up to Lu Xiaoxin, and took the bird's wing away with its beak.

The next second...the next second Eli throws up.Too, too unpalatable, the food made by brother Nannan was really unpalatable, tears appeared in Eli's eyes.

"Is it really so unpalatable?" Lu Xiaoxin felt a little guilty.He saw that there was still a trace of meat hanging on the skewer, which was what Eli hadn't eaten, so he stuck out his tongue and licked it.Then Lu Xiaoxin vomited too.Oh, it's really hard to eat!

Yi Lai and Xiao Xin vomited, which somewhat affected the appetite of others.So everyone else changed venues one after another, giving up this place to the two of them to continue vomiting.

With magic comes convenience.Ansair extinguished one fire and rekindled it in another.Danios directly used space magic to transport the ingredients to the new location.A group of unsympathetic people continued to eat with great joy.After Yi Lai and Xiao Xin vomited and vomited comfortably, they found that there was no one around them!

The days of the magic plane go by quickly, and the technology plane seems to be even faster.

Lu Sen was in charge of fighting the military in the pirate regiment.Of course, he is not the supreme leader, Qin Gungun is in charge of this in Eumenides.In Qin Gungun's words, the people sent by the military are all rookies, and Lu Sen is only slightly better than the rookies in the military, and he is still a rookie in his eyes.If the eldest princess wants to go further, she must let him see her strength.

Lu Sen was actually not particularly interested in this kind of battle itself.What really interests him is research, so he has no intention of climbing to a high place to lead more people.He actually regarded this kind of battle as a kind of special training, but this kind of training did not tolerate any jokes and mistakes.When the training is over, he will still put on his white coat and walk back to his laboratory.

Lu Miao is now by Lu Guanyu's side.This kid who always smiles when he sees everyone is better at singing and dancing than anyone else.

As for Lu Yan, as a person with the most righteous views, everyone arranged for him to fight pirates, real pirates.Lu Yan now has a team of less than 40 people, and the people in the team are brought out by him little by little.Qin Gungun used to be quite dismissive of Lu Yan's training methods, because Lu Yan's practice was still the same as that of the army.But it turns out that some of the current federal soldiers are not like soldiers. It's not that the training method is wrong, but the people are wrong.The few brought out by Lu Eryan are very good, and there is no problem in individual attacks.

After Lu Eryan led his teammates to destroy a pirate den again, he began to clean up the battlefield.

"Boss, there is still one alive here!" A strong man under Lu Eryan shouted to Lu Eryan.

These subordinates of Lu Eryan were all selected from Eumenides.This means that these people have already been singled out by Qin Gungun's vicious veterans.In other words, first of all, these people are very capable, and secondly, they more or less ignore the rules and want to do a big business. At the same time, their basic three-view bottom line is still there, so they cannot be regarded as big bad guys. .Under such circumstances, when Lu Eryan first said that he wanted to pick people to train by himself, these people actually didn't want to be picked by Lu Eryan.

After all, they all lived the days of licking blood at the tip of a knife, enjoying spirits and blood.The reasons why they joined Eumenides may be different, but the purpose is roughly the same, they want to make more money and kill more pirates.Let them study with Prince Lu Eryan?Sorry, they really don't have the time to spare!

At that time, it was no wonder that these people looked down on Lu Eryan.

Lu Eryan is not very old. Although he has a big body, he looks like an obedient student in school, the kind who would feel guilty for a long time if he trampled to death a cockroach.Can such a person follow them to kill?Hehe, don't be ridiculous!Besides, listen to what the leader's second son said.He actually said that he wanted to use the training method in the army to train a division of wolves and tigers?Haha, aren't soldiers and pirates naturally hostile?Since you uphold justice so much, then go back and hold your doll and warm the world with love!

However, it turns out that Lu Eryan may have a habit of carrying dolls with him, but he is definitely not easy to mess with.After living together for the past few years, these people have already convinced Lu Eryan very much.

"Kill him directly." Lu Eryan said expressionlessly.The pirate group they destroyed this time is still a very bloody and violent pirate group, and the death of the people inside is not a pity.

"Okay, boss!" Quan Shisan immediately accepted the order.

When Lu Eryan first met them, Quan Shisan was one of the people who looked down on Lu Eryan the most. He didn't like the young master with delicate skin and tender flesh at all.Once, in the bathroom, he met Lu Eryan who was arranging cuff buttons in front of the mirror. He even laughed at Lu Yan as a sissy, and was beaten to death by Lu Yan.And now, Quan Shisan has become Lu Eryan's brainless fan.When he is on vacation, besides spending a little time with prostitutes, he will also go to the mall to kill time, and then buy himself a new doll from the factory through careful selection.

There's no way, idiot fans are always used to following their idols.Knowing that Lu Eryan has a girlish heart, Quan Shisan immediately became a girl.

"No, no, no, don't kill me! They are all my own people!" The survivor was a coward, and he shouted tremblingly.He was originally lying in the ruins pretending to be a dead body.Even though Quan Shisan said at the beginning that he had found a survivor, the survivor still had hope and remained motionless.It wasn't until Lu Guanyu said that he wanted to kill people directly that he became anxious and finally cried out.

The survivor got up a little with his upper body, but his lower body was still kneeling, trying to crawl towards Lu Yan, and said while crawling, "It's really my own!"

Quan Shisan directly shot the survivor, he didn't even bother to talk nonsense with this person.Talk about their own people, they will not have such people in Eumenides!Pirates are a group of villains who can do anything, and maybe this survivor is pretending to be cowardly.If he really got close to Lu Eryan, he might try to find out, and it would be bad for Lu Yan.

Quan Shisan's marksmanship was very accurate, but he didn't expect the survivor's escape skills to be absolutely perfect.He seemed to predict that Quan Shisan would shoot at [-] seconds, so he rolled on the ground in advance and avoided the shot perfectly.However, although the survivor did not die, he was so frightened that tears and snot flowed out. He hugged his head and cried, "It's really my own!"

Quan Shisan fired again.The survivor avoided it perfectly again, but his whole body was even more frightened, shaking and shaking all the time.

Lu Eryan winked at Quan Shisan, and asked blankly: "I'll give you 20 seconds to explain your identity. I hope you can be honest. Otherwise, although you can avoid a gun, you can't avoid it." Don't fire so many guns." When he was speaking, Quan Shisan was carefully observing the surroundings, lest this was a trap.

The survivor seemed to recognize that Lu Yan was the one in power among these people.He quickly crawled forward twice, and thought that Quan Shisan would shoot him, so he quickly retracted, raised his hands and tried to back up, saying: "I, I am really my own! You are The military, right? I could tell at a glance... I, I am actually an undercover agent of the military!"

"Which of your eyes can see that we are from the military? Sorry, we are not...so, let's send you on your way." Quan Shisan sneered.

The survivor quickly slapped himself, and said spinelessly: "Yes, yes, I am talking nonsense. You are acting in private now, not in the name of the military, so, so you can't say that. No, but I Really an undercover agent! I am an undercover agent of the military! Since you, you are fighting pirates, then we are allies!"

"The military asked you to be an undercover agent? No wonder it's getting worse and worse..." Lu Yan looked at the embarrassed survivor with disgust.

The survivor smirked a few times, and said: "I, I am not suspicious. Moreover, my life-saving method is first-rate, and I can't die no matter what. So I am still very useful. I, I was originally Being a cook here, although I didn't get any great information, but there is no credit but hard work! There is no need for promotion, remember, remember to give me a raise."

Seeing that the survivors really regarded them as members of the military.Lu Yan thought it was funny.Naturally, he didn't fully believe the survivor's words.But he wasn't an indiscriminate killer after all.If this survivor is really an undercover military agent... then he really cannot be killed casually.

Lu Yan himself was a military student, even if he gave up his studies, even if he stood on the opposite side with his former comrades-in-arms, but he would not kill a soldier casually.

Staring at the survivors twice, Lu Yan was thoughtful.The survivor seemed to be trying to show his innocence, so he quickly rubbed his face with his sleeve twice. As a result, he wiped tears and dust all over the place, making him look even more cowardly up.Just when he was about to say something, Quan Shisan approached the survivor from behind, and then a needle of anesthetic directly pierced the survivor's neck.The survivors slumped to the ground like dead bodies.

Lu Yan nodded and said, "Take him away, and we will continue to clean up the battlefield."

Quan Shisan put the survivor on his shoulders like a cloth bag, and managed to get this person away gently.

Four hours later, at base four in Eumenides, the survivors finally woke up.When he woke up, he found that he was sitting on the interrogation stool, his whole body was sore and backache, as if he had been crushed by some heavy object.He was startled and tried to cover his chest with his hands, only to find that his hands and feet were bound.

The person in charge of the interrogation was another of Lu Yan's subordinates, codenamed Quan Twelve.Quan Twelve untied the collar of his clothes and said, "Okay, let's start."

"Go, start? What are you going to do to me? I, I warn you, sexual harassment is prohibited in the military, if you, you do something to me, I will report you to your superiors! I will never let you go Yours." The survivor said sternly.

Quan Twelve stared at the survivor for three seconds, and sneered: "You think beautifully!" He stared at the boss's face too much every day, and now they look differently when they go out to find prostitutes when they are on vacation. I don't like it, I don't like that one. (Neither of them have a family, nor do they plan to have a family, so the physical problem is to be solved with your love and my money.)

The survivor was about to collapse. He cried and said, "Whoa, why did you tie me up? I really didn't betray the Federation! I also want to send the news as soon as possible, but I'm just a cook! I You have to do a lot of work in the kitchen, you have to get up at four o'clock in the morning and work until twelve o'clock in the evening, and you don't have the opportunity to contact people outside the kitchen at all!"

"Name." Quan Twelve ignored the survivors' cries at all.

The survivor froze for a moment and said, "Lego."

"I'm asking about my real name." Quan Twelve said.

The survivor hurriedly said: "Gao Le... Le."

"What's the name? Gao Le is Gao Le, and Gao Lele is Gao Lele." Quan Twelve's expression became even worse.

"Gao Lele!" The survivor called out his name from his mouth.

"What are you doing so loudly? I can hear you. Next question..." Quan Twelve never gave Gao Lele a good face.

Two hours later, Quan Twelve left the interrogation room.Holding the interrogation materials, he asked a certain intelligence in the Zhou series to verify, and the Zhou series invaded the military intranet every minute... As a result, what Gao Lele said turned out to be true?In other words, Gao Lele did exist. In the military files, he was a literary and artistic orderly soldier who died of a certain disease two years ago.However, even if he is a literary orderly, he can't be so cowardly, can he?If the military is recruiting such funny comparisons, it is no wonder that the military has never gained the upper hand in the battle with Eumenides.

Quan Twelve sent the result to Lu Yan with emotion.

Soon, Lu Yan's instructions arrived: "Arrange him to work in the prisoner-of-war area, and save his life for the time being."Once inside, even if Gao Lele's identity is suspicious, he can only rot in there, absolutely unable to come up with any tricks.

The group quickly forgot about Gao Lele.Anyway, whether he was a pirate who disguised his identity or was really an undercover agent, this should not be considered an important person.

Another month passed.The election came to an end, and Lu Guanyu successfully became the new chairman of the Federation with a frighteningly high approval rate.And on the second day after he became the chairman, Lu Nan and Lu Xin finally returned from the magic plane.At this moment, of course the other Lu family cats don't have time, so they have to make time to hug the two that escaped death.

Both Ansair and Eli were packed by Danios at the first time, and they wanted to send them to the technological plane.According to Danios' thinking, these two should have gone out for a long time, and now the time has come, of course they can't be missed!As a result, not only Ansair and Eli wanted to go to the technological plane, but even Candle wanted to follow.Danios felt as if he had taken the wrong script.

"They are just children. This is the first official meeting between our two families. In order to show respect, as a parent, I cannot be absent." Candlelight said solemnly.

"So, are you willing to go there with us? After all, you are also Ansair's teacher." Candlelight asked thoughtfully.

Danios shook his head, with a grass stalk in his mouth, he said casually: "No, I won't go. I will never leave this forest."

However, at the last moment when Lu Nan completed the transmission, Big Bird still rushed into their team.So, a family from the magic plane came to visit the technology plane.The big bird lay on Candlelight's head, motionless, as if disguising itself as a huge decoration.The candlelight could only hold the big bird to meet the Lu family for the first time.

"Nice to meet you, Mr. Candlelight." Father Lu's tone was completely without politeness, nor was there any trace of sincerity.It was as if he had finally met an old friend.

The few people who saw Papa Lu for the first time were all flashed to them. Candlelight held Papa Lu's hand and said, "I'm glad to see you too, Nannan's Papa." When it was about to wave Lu Guanyu's hand away with its wings, the handshake ceremony between Lu Guanyu and Zhuguang was over.So, Big Bird didn't do anything, and he wasn't too rude.

Because Blue Star was temporarily uninhabitable, they went to base No. [-] together.It is the closest base to Blue Star.Fortunately, with the participation of the Ansair family, everyone showed some restraint in front of the guests. Although the reunited family was excited, Father Lu did not hug the two children and cry bitterly, keeping his "noble "Image.

Compared with Candlelight, who are well-informed, Ansair and Eli, who have just arrived in the technological plane, are like Grandma Liu who has entered the Grand View Garden.Sitting on the spaceship heading to the No. [-] base, everything they saw was novel.Ansair lay at the window and observed the universe for a long time, full of awe in his heart.

The Lu family did not guard against them, and specifically told them that they could walk freely on the spaceship, and even go to the cockpit to experience it.

Ansair shook his head, smiled and said calmly: "It's fine for me to stay with Nan Nan."

As soon as he said this, San Miao's eyes narrowed immediately.

Eli, however, was full of curiosity about everything, and after getting permission, it really left the lounge and dangled in the spaceship.On the technological plane, Eli can't use magic, but he doesn't worry about his safety at all.As a high-level monster that can evolve, its claws are extremely sharp, its teeth are extremely sharp, it is not afraid of anyone.

Warcraft also has no concept of privacy, because it has the highest level of authority, so almost all areas are open to it.So, it sniffed and sniffed everywhere.

When Dr. Qiu returned to his room, he immediately noticed something was wrong in the room.Some sounds came from the bathroom, as if someone was hiding in it.Doctor Qiu's face turned cold, and he immediately took out the gun, walked slowly towards the bathroom, and then quickly opened the door of the bathroom.A big cat was squatting on the toilet, looking at him coldly.

Dr. Qiu's first reaction was that this cat is Luosha!

After a few seconds, he remembered that Mr. Lu's guest seemed to have brought a big cat, which should be the one in front of him.

Although he didn't know that the big cat had slipped into his room by himself, since it was a guest's cat, he couldn't just kill it casually.Dr. Qiu stuffed it back.

Eli jumped off the toilet after using the toilet.Then it raised its tail and pressed the toilet drain button with it.After doing all these things, Eli went to the sink, pressed his paw to open the drain, washed his paw carefully, and even used hand sanitizer.Immediately afterwards, it walked to Dr. Qiu's bath towel and rubbed its paws on it.

The matter was not over yet... Eli looked around, moved his nose and sniffed a few times, and finally found a bottle of perfume from the corner of the bathroom cabinet.It sprayed itself a little.After doing all this, it seemed to be satisfied, raised its chin proudly, walked out of the bathroom coldly, passed by Dr. Qiu calmly, and left his room in silence.

"Is this cat a jerk?" Dr. Qiu muttered to himself, "However, why does this stinky hobby of spraying perfume look so much like that sissy who lives next door?"

After leaving Doctor Qiu's room, Eli breathed a sigh of relief.The human world is really too troublesome, shit there are so many processes to do!Fortunately, it just watched the process of that person going to the bathroom next door, so it didn't show its timidity in front of this human being!Every step is not omitted!This person shouldn't think it's that kind of ignorant cat, right?

yawn!Eli stretched out his front paw and rubbed his nose.After going to the toilet, I have to spray this kind of mess, it smells so bad!

The big cat was full of disgust.