First Family [Interstellar]

"Energy bomb?" Lu Nan asked curiously.Energy weapons have actually been available for a long time, and this is not a particularly unusual thing, but since Lu Xiaoxin specifically mentioned this now, it shows that he already has an excellent idea in his heart.Perhaps, Xiaoxin's idea will bring about a huge innovation to the existing weapon database?

Lu Xiaoxin didn't intend to explain too much, or in other words, he just had a vague concept in his mind, and he still needed to feel his way forward, and he didn't know how to express his thoughts in words.So, he turned to something else, and asked with a troubled face: "Don't you think Dad looks... like a clown? He's just acting, and the whole election process is so stupid. Now only Dad's acting can Satisfied, those stingy viewers will contribute their votes. It's really boring, don't you think?"

Lu Nan couldn't help laughing.He quickly swallowed the food in his mouth, and said: "It depends on how you look at it. If you look at human life as a god and jump out of the overall situation, then you will find that there are really many jokes in this world." , Many people make their own lives a joke."

In this world, most people are mediocre, they have no ideals and they cannot see tomorrow; but among the few who try to be different, some are for petty profit, some are for so-called love. People betrayed relatives, some people lost themselves for a little bit of fame...Even Lu Nan himself, he couldn't guarantee whether he would be a joke in the eyes of others.

Oh, maybe it is, after all, many people now think that Lu Nan is a poor bastard with a bleak life experience and social phobia, who has let down his family background.

"Throughout history, we will find that there are too many contradictions recorded in history. These are all jokes. For example, human beings always make a certain animal almost extinct because of greed, and then rush to remedy it, investing a lot of manpower and material resources Creating protected areas is not kindness, it is a joke. For example, human beings always wantonly destroy the environment in the name of development, so that short-term prosperity often requires long-term pollution as the price, and those policies launched to control pollution are not Protection, that's a joke. And killing each other for profit, that's all a joke." Lu Nan said.

Lu Xiaoxin nodded in agreement.

However, Lu Nan changed the subject and continued: "But we are not gods, we really live in this world. Therefore, we cannot say that establishing endangered animal protection areas is a joke, and we cannot say that pollution control is a joke, because there is always a need Some people do such things. Similarly, we can’t say that those who work hard to live are jokes. Even though their daily life is the same, they are parents, children, classmates, colleagues, friends, and lovers. ...they are inextricably linked to the world, and they are great because of their ordinaryness."

Lu Xiaoxin looked at Lu Nan thoughtfully.

Lu Nan added: "We feel that some people live only for love, which is like a joke, but to them, love is meaningful; we think that some people live only for profit, which is like a joke, but to them In other words, interests are what they want most... As long as they do not break the law and do not harm others, then only they can judge themselves for everything they do. Because everyone has the right to choose their own way of life. We You can disagree, but we have to respect it. The world is ours, and it's theirs."

Just like Lu Guanyu, he may not love power, but for himself, for his children, and for those who trust him and follow him, he must let himself climb to a high level smoothly.People can't live too much in their own idealized world.Even if Lu Guanyu's various behaviors of soliciting votes fall into Xiaoxin's eyes like a clown, so what?He always has to do it!

Lu Xiaoxin lowered his head, put food into his mouth, and said nonchalantly: "I never interfere with them. I don't even want to have contact with them. It's boring."

"Well, so you are a good boy." Lu Nan pushed Lu Xiaoxin's favorite food in the direction of his brother again.He would not try to smash and reorganize Lu Xiaoxin's three views, that would be useless.But he will try his best to make Lu Xiaoxin's three views normal in the eyes of most people.As long as you don't really do something bad, then everyone can pretend to be a good person.

"I'm already an adult. However, I allow you to call me a child. You are so preachy, like a little old man." Lu Xiaoxin muttered.

Lu Nan smiled and said, "I've already seen your tail." Lu Xiaoxin clearly enjoyed being treated like a child.He will always need love.From a certain point of view, Lu Xiaoxin will never be able to leave the castle that was built for him with the love of his family.He's like Rapunzel chained to a tower.The princess still has a heart longing for the distance, but he doesn't.

Hearing Lu Nan's words, the materialized cat behind Lu Xiaoxin flicked its tail twice, and became more and more arrogant.

Lu Nan finished his meal quickly, and then continued to browse the news.

When he saw the official report made by the military just this morning, Lu Nan said rather speechlessly: "People from the military said that they have locked down the head of Eumenides, and they believe that the leader of this emerging pirate group is Jackal Kidd. ...Oh my God, are you sure you are not teasing us? Dad is obviously hanging around under their noses every day. In the end, they locked a person who was judged missing decades ago! The military spokesperson also said that they Significant progress has been made in his work, and Eumenides will be dealt a devastating blow in the next two months."

Lone Wolf Kidd was once a very famous pirate, ruthless and cunning like a fox, but he has been missing for decades!

"What do the comments below say?" Lu Xiaoxin couldn't help asking.

Lu Nan stretched out his finger and swiped twice on the light screen, and said: "The people are scolding the military...Look, someone said that, I'll read it to you." I don't like pirates, but I think Omni Des is a hero. This pirate group has never harmed innocent travelers. All their actions are aimed at those really damned pirates. In a sense, the appearance of Eumenides is a question of the military's ability , if the military could have wiped out the pirates earlier, there would be no Eumenides. They are justice in the dark.' Haha, how funny."

"Has the official restriction been lifted? I remember that if someone mentioned our pirate group from a positive point of view on the Internet, they would be arrested urgently, right?" Lu Xiaoxin really didn't pay attention to the news, so he felt that he seemed a little out of step development of things.

"The small cabinet and the government faction have united to put pressure on the hardliners in the military, so the emergency arrest warrant has been cancelled. After all, the military is the most embarrassing this time. Although the small cabinet and the government faction are also worried that the fire will burn themselves body, but most of the time, they still prefer to see military jokes." Lu Nan explained.

Lu Xiaoxin snorted twice and said, "These people are really stupid." Facts have proved that many unavoidable changes start from internal collapse.

"Indeed. I saw another comment, which is still under the news just now. This person said it very well, I will read it to you." Those who worship Eumenides, wake up. Although they expose a certain These acts of truth are really very good, but they are also pirates, and their existence is flouting the law. Give him a thumbs up, this person's three views are too upright." Lu Nan's tone was obviously ridiculed.

"You can also like him now." Lu Xiaoxin suggested.

"Then I have to wait... I haven't logged in to my official Skynet account for a long time, so I'll use my official account to give him likes." Lu Nan said.

People in the interstellar era rely heavily on virtual space. In order to facilitate management and make the online world more orderly, many online forums and spaces require real-name registration.Of course, this kind of real-name system is aimed at ordinary people. Xiaoxin, who has hacking skills, can break through the firewalls of those real-name-system websites in minutes, and then create eight or ten trumpets for himself in one go, and build a few for Lu Nan by the way. indivual.Lu Nan usually logs in with a small account, but now that he sees someone with such a positive outlook, he can't help but want to put on his own large account.

As soon as the tuba logged in, Lu Nan was flooded with countless messages.His reading speed is very fast, and he quickly categorizes various information.Then he discovered that these messages all appeared after Papa Lu started running for the chairmanship, and many people sent messages to Lu Nan's public mailbox after hearing Papa Lu's speech.Seeing this information, Lu Nan, who was hindered by communication, was really embarrassed.

Among these people, many are sympathetic to Lu Nan's experience. The purpose of their emails is to encourage Lu Nan to get out of his closed heart and continue his studies. They wish Lu Nan can overcome himself and reach the peak; some are to provide real and effective help. Lu Nan introduced the best psychiatrist in the entire universe; some people are very confident in themselves, want to express their kindness, and become friends with Lu Nan... There are even many people who are here for blind dates!They provided pictures of their eight-pack abs and said, "You need a boyfriend like me, I can give you a sense of security beyond imagination."

Lu Nan silently closed all those unreliable emails, and he said a little depressed: "Among the people who provided their photos, why is there not a single girl who tried to influence me with her tenderness and love? Why are all of them The muscular guy provided all kinds of photos of himself showing off his body and said he wanted to protect me? I should forward their emails to each other and let them match themselves!"

Lu Xiaoxin booed and said, "It's a good idea! Maybe you will become the number one in the federation...matchmaker!"

"That's not the point, is it?" Lu Nan said without raising his head.He decides to indulge his boyishness, and happily decides to pair the muscular men with each other!

Lu Xiaoxin blinked: "So, do you like girls more than boys?"

"Well, let me think about it. Actually, I hope... that person must be like Nancy's mother, right? Nancy's mother has magic. She can turn a house into a home. I want a partner like this." Lu Nan said seriously.

Lu Shenzhu Xiaoxin nodded thoughtfully: "It turns out that the partner you want can possess magic!"

"Wait, this is just a metaphorical rhetorical technique! Metaphor!" Lu Nan wanted to kneel down to Lu Xiaoxin's ability to grasp the key points.

Lu Xiaoxin said innocently: "The magic of love is also magic. I'm not wrong."

Lu Nan clicked back and forth in the light screen.He counted all kinds of blind date emails, and there are a total of 210 (he is so popular), which happens to be even numbers that can be matched.So, Lu Nan started pairing them randomly.He replied to them one by one: "I don't think we are suitable, but here is someone who is very suitable for you, you can look at each other?" After forwarding all the muscular men's emails to each other, Lu Nan began to reply to others mail.The workload was really too great, so he had no choice but to reply to everyone with a thank you.

After finishing these things, Lu Nan went back to the page of browsing the news, and then gave a thumbs up to the positive comment.

As an out-and-out little pirate, he actually liked the comment that criticized him.This matter seemed contradictory, but after doing all this, Lu Nan only felt that his mood became more and more cheerful.

Lu Xiaoxin has always liked to imitate Lu Nan.Under normal circumstances, in many innocuous things, Lu Xiaoxin would like to follow what Lu Nan did, as if such actions would make them closer.So, watching Lu Nan finish all this, Lu Xiaoxin also logged into his Skynet account, and also liked this message.

These two likes were submerged in countless likes, and they were not eye-catching at all.However, the ability of netizens is very powerful. Even if there are only two small likes, netizens discovered this in the first time.Who are Lu Nan and Lu Xin?With such a large population in the Federation, there must be duplicate names, but after netizens clicked on the pages of these two people, they found that their father Lu Guanyu was written in the column of their relationship.Thus, the identities of these two people were immediately revealed.

It's just two small praises on the surface, but this kind of detail reflects the three views of the two children.And this reflects Lu Guanyu's education for his children.As a father, he can teach his children well; then as a chairman in the future, he must be able to manage the federation well, right?As a result, Lu Guanyu's popularity rose again very strangely.

However, at the same time, voices of doubt also emerged.

In his speech, Lu Guanyu showed his deep love for his wife Nancy.Well, let's not say that Nancy is only his third wife, there are two more in front of him.Let's just talk about Lu Xin, how did this child who was born a year after Nancy's death come into being?Obviously, not long after Nancy's death, he impregnated another woman, and he had Lu Xin!This is clearly a big scumbag!Under such circumstances, how could he still have the face to consume his wife?How dare he run for the chairman now in the name of his love for his wife?Is the face too big?

Faced with such doubts, Lu Guanyu chose to remain silent.

In the eyes of many people, silence means acquiescence, so Lu Guanyu's previously managed image collapsed, and his approval rate dropped rapidly.

The so-called taking advantage of his illness to kill him, at the same time, there were some people who made trouble and poured a lot of black material on Lu Guanyu's head.

In just one day, Lu Guanyu became a despicable and shameless existence in the general population, just like the Mr. Gladstone of the empire.

Many people thought that Lu Guanyu's career as chairman would fall short, but Lu Guanyu was not in a hurry.He eats and drinks as usual, works as usual, gets snarled and slapped back by Slyer as usual.However, he stopped a series of speech behaviors.Actually, Lu Guanyu had expected this scene a long time ago. After all, Lu Xiaoxin's existence was no secret, and sooner or later he would be used as a sharp weapon against him.

To be honest, Lu Guanyu hates the kind of people who hold the view of "I'm weak but I'm justified".But he also admits that in this world, the weak are always more likely to receive sympathy.

Therefore, Lu Guanyu waited for those people to step himself into the mud and then crush his feet hard.Then, he'll rise from the ashes and come back perfect.

Regarding the bloody storm outside, Lu Nan and Lu Xiaoxin on the blue star did not take these things to heart.If Dad can't even handle this, he's not Dad.What's more, since Papa Lu chose to plunge into the political vortex, there will only be more and more similar incidents in the future. They must get used to this from now on, and then keep calm.

In order to prevent Lu Xiaoxin from getting angry after seeing the wanton abuse on the Internet, Lu Nan skillfully limited Lu Xiaoxin's online time.He said to Lu Xiaoxin: "Although you have finished the battle suit for Eli, since it is a gift, why don't you make it more perfect? ​​Perhaps, we should paint it and make it more perfect." Get prettier!"

"You're right! Although I've never met Eli, I know it's a big cat. It's far more interesting than most humans. I will make the suit even more perfect!" Lu Xiaoxin was full of enthusiasm. Said with confidence.His eyes are about to light up!

So Lu Xiaoxin plunged into the studio with dozens of paint bottles.This kind of pigment is very expensive and has many functions. The most important thing is that it has no smell and will not harm the sensitive respiratory tract of big cats.Although Xiaoxin is indifferent to most things, he also has a gentle side, only a little bit.But a little bit is enough, because it is enough for love to take root and grow.Love is a very great thing.

Lu Nan breathed a sigh of relief, and wiped the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead.He was really worried that Xiaoxin would have the urge to kill after seeing some comments on the Internet.

Two days later, the criticism of Lu Guanyu on the Internet rose to a high level, and then slowly fell back.Netizens are not fools, no matter how many sailors are invited, people who should have their own ideas will still have their own ideas.Gradually, some people put forward new opinions from Lu Guanyu's perspective, and agreed that the reason why the current public opinion is unfavorable to Lu Guanyu is because of competitors.However, again, if Lu Guanyu himself had no black spots, the competitors would naturally not be able to black him out.

At this time, Lu Guanyu still didn't speak up.

He is in no hurry.

He could wait another two days.

Lu Xiaoxin's battle suit for Eli has been fully formed.Xiaoxin stood in front of Lu Nan with his battle suit in his hands, and asked excitedly, "How is it? Is it good-looking? My inspiration comes from the collection of poems by Imperial Impressionist poet Stevenson Kamgmosen... This kind of rough The lines reflect our unrestrained life attitude, I really want to go wandering!"

Lu Nan suppressed the urge to cover his face with his hands, and also suppressed the urge to twitch the corners of his mouth, and said, "I...I'll take it to Eli. I'll ask him what he thinks." Aesthetic expectations are too high.Hey, Lu Nan really felt sorry for Eli, in order to divert Lu Xin's attention, he added a color to such a cool battle suit and turned it into this ghostly look!

In Lu Xiaoxin's expectation, Lu Nan took the battle suit and went to the magic plane.He also slipped on a paint remover.Lu Nan intends to let Eli take a look at the messy painted suit first. After all, this is Lu Xin's painstaking effort, but if Eli really doesn't like these ghost lines, then Eli can use paint remover to get rid of all the colors. Lose.

At this time, Eli was hunting Ansair in the forest.The candlelight stayed in the cave.Since Danios has been sleeping all the time, someone needs to be guarded in the cave at all times. Otherwise, although the smell of holy beasts is strong here, what if someone who is not afraid of death snatches Danios away? What to do?

Looking at the battle suit in Lu Nan's hand, even Candlelight, who has always been kind, couldn't say any words of praise.This is so, so ugly!

Lu Nan rubbed his nose, put the suit aside, and said, "Although the appearance...is a little strange, but the function is still very powerful. My brother carefully designed it for Eli and prepared it for several years. However, this is after all This is the first cooperation between technology and magic, if there is any problem, you can take it back and let him debug it at any time." But there should be no problem, because Lu Xiaoxin has done countless experiments.Although there is no magic factor in the technology plane, the magic factor is also a kind of energy, and they can perform energy simulation.

Candlelight said sincerely: "Function is important. Eli has always pursued power, and he should like it." It should, I hope it can close its eyes when receiving gifts.

The two were talking, and Danios finally woke up.After waking up from a long sleep, he only felt that his limbs were weak.He is a holy beast!Except for being injured, he has never been so weak.His eyes hadn't worked the first time, but his nose did.Danios smelled candlelight.

"You're finally awake?" Candlelight breathed a sigh of relief.

Danios looked at his hands and feet, and then at the environment in the cave.When he just woke up, he was still a little dazed, so he asked: "I...I shouldn't be here, I remember I tied myself up. I should be in the snowy field in the north now." He let himself fall asleep in the ice and snow!Which holy beast is as miserable as him?The estrus period can only be spent in the ice and snow.

"You turned into a big bird, and the big bird managed to get back here. I was worried that something would happen to you, so I injected you with an anesthetic." Candlelight didn't hide anything.

Danios turned his head slowly, and he thought he could hear the click of his own neck.Then, staring at the candlelight, he asked with a strange expression: "Anesthetic?"

"Yes! It's an anesthetic. We successfully defended your chastity with an anesthetic. For the sake of our many years of getting along, you're welcome." Candlelight said with a smile.

I don't know why, but at this moment, Danios suddenly felt that he was the worst holy beast in the history of the world: ...