First Family [Interstellar]

When Lu Yan finished training and returned to Lu Nan, he hadn't had time to calm down all his aura.Lu Nan subconsciously took a step back.Lu Yan laughed, quickly hugged Lu Nan, wiped his sweat, and said boldly, "Let's take a bath together!"

"Brother, you are amazing!" Lu Nan's tone was obviously much more intimate than when they first met.

"Of course, I'm a genius with a physical potential of S! I'm going to drive the Seven Star Armor in the future!"

"Wow!" Lu Nan, who had been staring at his second brother, was about to become star-eyed.

In fact, Lu Yan, who has just turned 17, enjoys the admiration from his younger brother very much. He couldn't help but say: "My idol is Mr. Reina, and I want to be an iron-blooded marshal like him! We exist to protect Peace to the Federation!" The latter sentence was said by Marshal Rainer when he was still studying.

"Wow!" Lu Nan, who was raised by pirates, actually didn't know who Reina was, but it didn't matter, the words "Jagged Marshal" sounded cool.Lu Nan admired Lu Eryan even more, because this brother fits the image of a hero in his mind so much.

Well, how much you worship now, how disillusioned you will be soon.

Please allow me to be sad.

Back at the residence, the two brothers planned to take a bath together.

When Lu Yan took off his outer pants, Lu Nan suddenly felt that his eyes... were blind.

The second brother Lu Yan didn't find anything wrong, looked down at his underwear, and said proudly: "This is the limited edition underwear of the anime "The Cutest Love Season"! This cat is not an ordinary cat, it is the most beloved by the heroine. My pet will send out cute meow meow attacks, which helped the heroine a lot! By the way, look here, there is a tail on the butt, isn't it cute?" Lu Yan turned around and pointed at his Show the ass to Lu Nan.

"Hehe." Lu Nan nodded in a daze.

#King Kong Body Girl Heart#

#Either it’s me, or my brother, there’s always a problem with one’s aesthetics#

#心有白虎精球玫瑰, so there’s nothing wrong with a muscular brother liking a cute little Nei Nei... right#

#Hello everyone, I am Lu Nan’s Sanguan, and I was forced to fall to the ground for the first time in my life#

#Help, there is an innocent girl living in the body of my brother Wei An#

"This is one of my favorite underwear... However, it would be even better if the color was changed to pink. I always feel that goose yellow is not enough to reflect the blingbling feeling of love in a girl's heart. I have given "The Cutest Love" I wrote a letter to the column of "Four Seasons", as a loyal viewer, suggesting that they should pay more attention to the details. Unfortunately, this column group is not as close as the column group of "Girls' Hearts". So far, I have not replied... ..." Lu Yan said sadly.

"Hehe, let's take a bath quickly." Lu Nan jumped into the bathtub first.

Lu Yan didn't follow into the bathtub, he was used to showering.Because he is a military student, Lu Yan took a bath very quickly.After he had washed his whole body and wiped the fragrance, Lu Nan was still vigorously rubbing the mud on his arms.After being fumigated by the hot water, Lu Nan's overly pale body took on a pink color.It was inconvenient to be on the Pirate Star before, Lu Nan grew up so old, and he had never taken such a refreshing bath before.

"Shall I wash it for you?" Lu Eryan said enthusiastically.

I really want to be turned into a bud by my brother, look at that soft and tender belly, look at that obedient posture, look at those steamy black eyes... Lu Yan wiped the non-existent nosebleed on his nose, he is not a pervert, It's just that the raging soul of brother control is ignited in my heart.

"Okay, thank you brother." As a boy, Lu Nan didn't feel embarrassed.

Lu Yan chuckled, grabbed Lu Nan with one hand like he was holding a small chicken, and rubbed the big palm on Lu Nan's back with his other hand... Lu Nan suddenly burst into tears in pain : "It hurts, it hurts... brother, take it easy!"

"Sorry, I'm sorry, I forgot that you are not the fifth brother. You are not as rough and thick as the fifth brother." Lu Yan was shocked by Lu Nan's tears, and immediately let go of Lu Nan, apologizing.

"Brother, let me wash it myself." Lu Nan looked at Lu Yan with tears in his eyes.

Lu Eryan left the bathroom in frustration.

When Lu Nan finally took a shower by himself, it was already half an hour later.Lu Nan came out of the bathroom wiping his hair, and saw his second brother Lu Yan lying on the bed, surrounded by plush toys.So, are these plush toys actually the second brother's favorite things?Hehe, the elder brother who likes to watch girl comics will of course also like plush toys, which doesn't seem to be something incomprehensible.

Lu Eryan didn't even feel that there was anything wrong. He lay on the bed, waved to Lu Nan enthusiastically, and said, "Come on, come on, lie down next to me. The second brother will tell you a bedtime story! Children should have children." Bonus, when you were your age, bedtime stories were what I looked forward to the most. Dad was always too busy to give me a good night kiss at most. But Uncle Slyer was the best, he always gave me storytellers."

Have a story to listen to?Lu Nan couldn't help feeling a little bit of anticipation in his heart.

What story will my brother tell himself?Will there be a great hero to turn the tide and save the world?Will there be a general who can turn the tide of the battle with a nick of time?Will there be the world's best partner going to heaven and earth to punish evil and promote good?Or urban legends are also fine, the judges from the night do justice for the sky, and they specialize in cleaning up those heinous criminals who have cleverly escaped the legal trial... Lu Nan nestled obediently in Lu Eryan's arms, staring at Lu Eryan with his eyes Lu Yan.

"I don't have a storybook in my luggage, so I'll tell you my favorite story when I was young. I can already recite it." Lu Yan said with a smile.

Lu Nan nodded vigorously, looking forward to it even more.For the elder brother whose idol is the Jagged Marshal, the stories he liked to hear most when he was a child must be related to war, right?Thinking about it makes my blood boil, boys should yearn for battlefields and submachine guns!

Lu Eryan ruffled Lu Nan's hair, messing up his younger brother's hair.Lu Nan still looked at Lu Yan obediently.

"Let me think about it... Well, long, long ago, there was a country where the king was wise and great, and the queen was gentle and beautiful. The only fly in the ointment was that they had no children. One day, when the queen was embroidering, she accidentally pricked her finger with a needle. , she prayed to heaven and said..."

"Wait, what's the name of this story? Is it really your favorite when you were a child?" Lu Nan, who felt a little wrong, interrupted Lu Yan.

Lu Eryan smiled: "This story is called "A Woman and Seven Men". I have begged Uncle Slyer to tell it countless times. Come on, I will continue to tell you. The queen prays to heaven, please let me go. I shall bear a daughter, and her skin shall be as white as snow, and her lips shall be as red as blood..."

"...Is this really your favorite story?" Lu Nan couldn't help interrupting Lu Yan again.

Lu Yan nodded solemnly: "That's right! I really like this story. When I was a child, I would be moved every time I heard it. Especially at the ending, the princess is lying in a crystal coffin... Wait, this involves spoilers, I'd better talk to you slowly. The queen will pray to heaven..."

Lu Nan: ...

Lu Yan continued to tell the story with emotion: "...the successor queen is so abominable, even the king has been confused. The poor princess can't eat enough, don't wear warm clothes, and has to do heavy work every day. Brother, don't you think that too? The princess is very pitiful, do you want to cry in sympathy? It’s okay, if you want to cry, you can cry, my brother won’t laugh at you, I always cried when I was a child when listening to stories. Come on, here are the tissues. "

Lu Nan, who is 12 years old this year, holds a tissue in his hand: ...

"...the princess grew up gradually. One day, the Queen stood in front of the magic mirror again and asked, magic mirror, who is the most beautiful woman in the world. The magic mirror replied, although you are very beautiful, queen But there is another person in this world who is [-] times prettier than you... Jealousy and irascibility made the queen ugly, she found a hunter..." Lu Yan spoke in a cadence, he really has a talent for speech!Well, it would be even better if he wasn't telling teenage fairy tales.

Lu Nan felt bored, but he didn't want to disappoint Lu Yan's kindness, so he pretended to listen with interest.Lu Nan felt sleepy when Lu Yan talked about how the empress had harmed the princess with a comb.He blocked his mouth with a tissue and yawned calmly, but Lu Yan didn't notice anything wrong.

"...the prince looked at the princess lying in the crystal coffin, he had never seen such a beautiful woman in the world... Well, I want to make a digression here, because the prince has never seen our father and Big Brother, Dad and Big Brother are the most beautiful people in the world. Are you looking forward to seeing them now? Hahahaha, come on, let’s continue the story. Seeing Snow White, the prince felt his heart was hit , he decided to take the princess back..."

Lu Nan regained his energy, he felt very curious, so how beautiful are Dad and Big Brother?

"...Since then, the prince and princess have lived happily together. The perfect ending, oh, I just like this kind of story. Every time I hear it, I feel that my girl's heart is about to recover..." The second brother said with emotion After finishing the story, "Okay, let's go to bed, and we have to get up early tomorrow. By the way, will you go to see mecha battle training tomorrow? Finally it's my turn to get on the mecha, let's see how I fuck that group of people Flip over!"

Lu Nan blinked.Brother, how did you manage to switch freely between the two forms?

Lu Eryan's heart was melted by his younger brother, and his sharp-edged face showed a bit of tenderness, and said, "That's the end of today's story time, and I'll tell you "What Can I Use to Wake You Up?" , My Sleeping Lover, and I will tell you about "The Tragedy Caused by a Crystal Slipper" the day after tomorrow...they are all the perfect endings of the Happy Ending of the prince and princess. It is indeed the most popular pink fairy tale that has been loved by girls for tens of thousands of years. ah!"

Tomorrow and tomorrow will continue... Lu Nan began to silently calculate the area of ​​his psychological shadow.