High priest

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the dog leash is held in your hand, and you can't tie a group of huskies.

The self-awakened ones are like bear children, who suddenly pierced the sky.The Ministry of Foreign Affairs is like the head of a family, who had to smelt colorful stones to mend the sky, clean up the mess diligently, and was so tired that his hair fell out three stubbles.

Fortunately, the black panther Mo Lun was very sensible and sneaked back to the zoo in the dark, avoiding the diplomatic department.Seeing this, the representative couldn't help but shed tears of emotion, and complained from the bottom of his heart: "They are all animals, why are other children so good? Look, how obedient it is, and it can handle its own affairs."

Compared with the group of livestock at home, the blood pressure really rose every minute!

Well, the Foreign Affairs Bureau, which is also living in dire straits today, decided to expel the awakened.

The big explosion in the open sea could not be concealed from the satellites. When all the countries speculated about the cause and sent personnel to investigate, the veterans of Central Continent who were still kept in the dark received a communication from their own people.

At that time, they justly said to the explorers of all parties: "The accident in the open sea has nothing to do with Central Continent. As we all know, that area is not on the waterway, and there are frequent incidents of missing ships and plane crashes, so..."

"Huo Lao, your call is from the leader of Ula's diplomatic team."

Huo Chengying frowned slightly, answering the phone in this kind of teleconference is a rude thing to do.He didn't want Central Continent's etiquette to be criticized by outsiders, but Ula's diplomatic team... If I remember correctly, they should bring the group of awakened people with them, in case something happened to them, it would be troublesome.

The representative of the Sakura Kingdom said empathetically, "Please go ahead, now Zhongzhou is the pillar of our humanity, it's better not to miss important information."

Huo Chengying raised his eyebrows, and answered the phone smoothly.Unexpectedly, a voice that almost cried came from the opposite side: "Old Huo, those beasts and awakened ones blew up the outer sea! It blew up!"

Huo Chengying: ...

The veteran calmly listened to the diplomat's wailing and howling, and hung up the phone calmly.Not long after, he took over what he hadn't said before: "So, in an environment where monsters frequently appear, in order to prevent the performance of the air force and navy from being restricted by the open sea, our awakened ones blew up the open sea."

"It's an important part of the global strategic plan."

Representatives of various countries: ...

On the other side, the sea monster that was dumped and killed by Sino City drifted to the coast of Wula.Different from the situation in Central Continent where the people were evacuated and the soldiers went into battle, and also different from the strategy of the Nut Kingdom where the fighter jets go first and can survive, the first reaction of the people in Ula when they saw the sea monster was not to run, but to ton up a few bottles of vodka and take them out of their homes. The harpoon and gun are like a hammer.

The poor sea monster was exploited by Sino City until it died, and it had to experience Ula's whipping of its corpse once. When it was salvaged ashore, it had already changed beyond recognition.

"It's the first time a monster came to the beach, but I didn't expect it to be a dead body. I didn't enjoy the beating!" the hunky man with eight-pack abs said dissatisfied, "Can't you bring a live one?"

His brother shook his head and said, "Because Central Continent is very strong, they stopped all the monsters along the coast, so no monster can reach our country alive."

The fierce man threw the wine bottle angrily: "How can we hide behind our friends and do nothing! Come on, follow me to the coast of Zhongzhou to fight... help!"

Things just developed in an unexpected direction.

Strange things happen every year, especially this year.At the moment when the monsters came, others went abroad to seek refuge, and Ula went abroad to fight.But compared to the real weirdos, they are all normal people. After all, no one would have guessed that Ji Si went abroad to live broadcast.

Global synchronous teaching, the world deserves it.

Yu Mingyang asked: "Why don't you broadcast live in China?"

Ji Si asked: "Do you still want to be blocked by enthusiastic citizens again?"

Yu Mingyang had nothing to say.

The live broadcast in Zhongzhou will ignite the enthusiasm of the whole network. Even if the military provides them with all-round protection, they may be picked up by some crazy and extreme netizens.At that time, not only the awakened ones will be exposed, but also the secret locations of the military, and the loss will not be small.

The live broadcast abroad is different, because—no matter how popular it is, foreign netizens can't tell the faces of Zhongzhou people clearly.

How safe!

Only Si Nuocheng looked at Ji Si's long hair, white robe, silver crown and scepter expressionlessly, thinking that this guy was probably thinking of Tao Zi.With such an obvious appearance mark, just wait to be blocked on the street.

But as a good teammate with humanity, Sino City said that he would not "leave death without help".Thinking of Asia's miraculous makeup skills, he thought it would be better to hire Ji Si a team.

"Let me hire a team for you." Si Nuocheng said, "makeup, lighting, photography and post-production, there are two faces and two voices on the screen and off the screen, and then arrange people to walk around in your appearance, Make your particular style of clothing popular, and you'll be safer."

Ji Si was very moved and refused: "It's unnecessary. As long as I run fast, they won't be able to catch me."

Sino City: ...

I understand the truth, but why can you use this sentence so skillfully?Have you ever been chased and caught before?

impossible?It's unimaginable, who has the ability to chase Ji Si away?If there is... Tsk, since others can do it, I believe he can do it one day!

Perhaps the freedom Ji Si gave was too much. On this day, Sino City had a very dangerous idea.But he held on and didn't say anything, and temporarily saved the dog's life.

Ji Si is a person with strong planning and purpose. He just raised a batch of cabbage in his front heel, and he decided to build a greenhouse of vegetables all over the world.

The time is approaching the new moon, and the spreading energy will crack the gates of all realms again.It won't be long before the holy mountain in the country of cherry blossoms, the Gangdis River in the country of yoga, and even the deserts of Australia in the southern hemisphere, and the depths of the polar ice sheets will all become high-risk areas.

The high-frequency energy of the awakened person and the low-frequency energy of the gate have been catalyzing the progress of the whole world after several confrontations.The black and white pieces in the chess game have reached the point where the sword shines, and the result he wants is - a sure win!

"You are already mature white...awakened people." Ji Si smiled and said, "There are different ways of awakening, and you can be said to be rich in experience. Come live with me."

In this way, it is equivalent to having a few more class representatives, and he can be the shopkeeper at any time.

The teammates were very moved and refused: "Really? If we give lectures, they may not be able to wake up for the rest of their lives."

Ji Si: ...Congratulations, you have a strong self-awareness ability.

"Well, I'm just talking." Ji Si smiled, "After all, you were chased all over the city back then, and your 'black material' and emoticons were everywhere on the Internet. I wanted you to take this opportunity to change things. image..."

"I'll take over this job." Yu Mingyang said solemnly, "It doesn't matter if you speak well or not, the key is to exercise your eloquence."

"I can do it!" Jiang Qining struggled to get up, "It doesn't matter if you are tired or not, the key is to be aware first and then later, to contribute to the development of all mankind and realize your own social value!"

Lackey said: "I'm coming too. Compared with the first two, I believe all the girls will choose me as their boyfriend."

Everyone: ... The angle is very strange.

Nan Ya shook her head, feeling that her uncles were dreaming again.She was very considerate to help them close the door, and decided to stay away from her uncle to keep her IQ.She is going to the zoo to visit Moron, and ask Aurora for some magic knowledge by the way.

But the Awakened ones who said they wanted to attract the girls' attention didn't find any of them, and the pink in the team ran away early.

Jiang Qining: "Brother Cheng, please help us hire a team! Before makeup, after makeup, in the early stage and later stage, the real voice and the false voice, so that we will be safer after pouring a bucket of makeup remover!"

Sino City is indifferent: "No money, no invitation."

Qi Xinli: You have no money?

"Brother Cheng, how can you treat him differently?" Jiang Qining looked shocked, "That's not what you said to Ji Si just now."

Sino City paused, feeling a little delicate, but after thinking about it carefully, he felt that the problem was not serious: "Ji Si is the father of Party A of the whole team, and you are the younger brother of Party B of the whole team. The status is different, can the treatment be the same? "

Jiang Qining: ... What the hell you said makes sense, take it.

……

At around eight o'clock in the evening, Ji Si picked out a software called "Gaia Live Streaming" and downloaded it to register.I don't know how the founder did it, but actually made this software the only APP without a wall in the world.

It can connect to the live broadcast room of any platform, and can also build a live broadcast room by itself. If there is a certain fee threshold for posting videos and opening a live broadcast room on "Gaia Live", perhaps it has already eliminated other live broadcast software.

Gaia is another name for the earth, and Ji Si saw it kindly.As for the cost of the live broadcast... what does it matter, report it to the representative of the Foreign Affairs Office.

"Which one did you choose?" Si Nuocheng asked.

Keith: "Gaia."

The corner of Sinocheng's mouth twitched: "Smart eyes are like torches." This is his whole world thing.

In order to prevent anyone from posting any kind of video on "Gaia" at will, he set the rule of charging [-] knives for posting a video and [-] knives for opening a live broadcast room.If someone knowingly commits a crime, not only the video will be deleted, but money will also be lost.

But - the effect is outstanding, and there are few troublemakers.Because of this, he collected a lot of domestic and foreign business information by relying on "Gaia" without walls.

However, if Ji Si used it to broadcast live, Gaia's status would have to be redefined.

Just at the Jisian Internet stall, Sino City made a cross-border call to the secretary.He will not take advantage of Ji Si, since Ji Si is going to bring Gaia on fire, he will give him a real bonus.

The room is quiet and dimly lit.

Several awakened people gave the space to Ji Si, and each of them hid in the room and entered the live broadcast room with a dark screen ahead of time.The title of the live broadcast room is only three characters in Chinese, called "High Priest".

There was no music, no voices, and very few people in the room.Many people who were "tricked" by the title to come in waited for a while, then exited the room cursing.

[I'm not stupid]: "Aren't you stupid? Spending two hundred dollars to open a room with no one in it, are you rich and willful? Retire."

The Awakened looked at his Eddie and couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

I hope this brother will not regret it until he hits the wall later.

Ji Si finally understood the "account association", so at a quarter past eight, he realized the synchronization of the Gaia live broadcast and the bib live broadcast.The second the camera was turned on, Ji Si was preparing to quietly wait for the number of people to increase, but unexpectedly——

Gaia and Bibo set up "special attention" for him at the same time, and when his face appeared on the screen, they pushed an announcement to the entire network almost at the same time: [The high priest JS started a live broadcast! 】

Keith: ...

The high priest completely underestimated his online appeal. He thought he would have to wait two to three minutes before it would be full, but he didn't expect the number of people to explode within ten seconds of the broadcast.

Too many, too many people!

He couldn't count the number of people who entered the digits, and he couldn't see his face on the screen at all.

The thick bullet screen composed of various languages ​​is intertwined, just like the first time he showed his face in front of the camera. Netizens typed a long paragraph of garbled codes and a long series of meaningless interjections, as if to show their sharpness. Call.

Ji Si opened his mouth and was about to say something.

[Fathead Fish]: "Ahh! High Priest, oh my god, the living body is so handsome! My husband loves me!"

[Chicken silk will always be with you]: "It's mine! It's mine! Get the hell out of here, don't rob me of my husband!"

[Mr. World Bodybuilding Champion]: "Fuck, I'm bent! Husband!"

Ji Si: ...Before the live broadcast started, before the last sentence was said, the content was completely distorted.

Awakened onlookers: ...

As the boss behind the scenes, Sino City immediately got the management right of the live broadcast room.He silently looked at the "husband" that filled the screen, and there was a large area of ​​words that seemed to be vying for favor in the harem. Well, for the smooth progress of the awakening process of all human beings, he directly pressed the close button of the barrage.

Very good, clean.

Netizens persevered and immediately turned to the comment area below: "For my husband, I will fight with you today!"

"The monster is not scary at all, it is terrible to lose the love of the high priest!"

"Mom, I'm in love."

Sino City: ... can you study hard and don't fall in love!

At this moment, a [I'm not stupid] netizen silently bumped into the wall outside the live broadcast room: "I'm so stupid, really. I only knew that the live broadcast room was called 'High Priest', and it might have something to do with metaphysics, but I didn't expect him to really It has something to do with metaphysics. Originally, I was the most European one in the whole network, the front row! I could sell melon seed soda and orange cat, but I actually quit, I... actually quit, and left a message saying that I am stupid."

There was a constant clanging sound: "Let me in!"

"Your Majesty, do you remember Nanny Rong by the Daming Lake? High Priest, love me again, wait a thousand years, I have no regrets!"