High priest

Ji Si is already a mature high priest, no matter what the hell he encounters, he won't lose his smirk unless he can't help it.

Unexpectedly, on the second day after he landed on the earth, his smile gradually disappeared. Not only did he start to recall the glorious years in the past, but he also felt that the old faces of his teammates who had long been tired of seeing looked extremely youthful and cute.

He misses the captain who loves to make money, and the other party is sitting on countless treasure mountains like a wild beast; he misses the talented nine-tailed fox, as long as he sends a wink, everyone rushes to pay for him...

With his teammates around, he doesn't need to worry about financial problems.

Say "I need yellow paper and cinnabar", and the high-quality materials will be piled up; ask "Can there be dragon scales and phoenix feathers", and brand-new materials will be piled up in front of you.

The all-round professional high priest, whoever is proficient is the ancestor who is enshrined.He can fill any vacancy in the team at any time, and can also act as a solid compass in the maze of illusion.

You get paid for what you do. This is the real performance credo of their team.

Therefore, although he is not the richest person in the team, he is the most decent person.He uses an optical brain, drives a starship, leans on a single Zhou Xin scepter, and wears a single silver-branched moon crown.

However, what is the use of these things on the earth?

Because of insufficient technology, there is no hotbed for optical brains to take root; because of insufficient space, there is no place for starships to park; because of different concepts, there is no opportunity for metaphysics to take root.

He cannot obtain wealth through formal channels in a short period of time, nor can he achieve the goals he wants to achieve.The mobile phone problem alone bombarded all possibilities.

Helpless, Ji Si had no choice but to find another way.

The Internet cafe is a place where people come and go, and when he leaves the box at some point, the next person will enter here.He didn't have a scarf, but someone else always had one.As long as the news can spread, it will serve as a warning sooner or later.

Ji Si chose a large font and typed the prophecy word by word into the document.In the end, he thought about exporting the picture and using it to replace the computer's desktop.

When the time came, Ji Si took his napkin and Coke and left the Internet cafe, and walked to the street early in the morning.

The breakfast shop has opened, the fast-paced life has brought students and workers, and the noise and voices have woken up the whole city.

Ji Si walked along the long street, probably because of his long hair tied up and a hood on his head, he finally stopped being the focus of passers-by.

The winter in December is very cold, and it is indeed strange to wear a white robe, but it is not strange for someone to talk to a stranger when going to school and going to work.

Passing by each other and walking in a hurry is the normal state of life between people in the city.

Ji Si entered a bookstore and squatted for a long time.In the end, I spent all my money and bought a "Traffic Route Atlas for Self-Driving Tours".

He really intends to be self-reliant and walk to his destination on two legs.

……

When Sino City received Yu Mingyang's call, he was still in the capital.I planned to ask someone to help my bad friend, who didn't know what to do, but the accident happened so suddenly.

He received an arrangement from his mother: "Ah Cheng, your niece from Uncle Zhou's family has returned from studying abroad. My mother met me yesterday and she likes it very much! Why don't you come back this week and see each other?"

No. 80 "Nieces of Uncle's Family", are you the chosen concubine?

Sino City: ...

Although he is so strong that people hate him, his mouth is disgusting, and his excellence is beyond compare, but he is really not the king of the sea, and he doesn't raise fish ponds at all.

He went on blind dates every day after graduation, Weixin was full of girls of all ages, and completely cut off all the normal chances of love at first sight and long-term love. He really...isn't guilty of that?

In order to rationalize the blind date arranged by his mother, Sinocheng finally remembered Yu Mingyang's kindness.

As the saying goes, "If you raise a baby for a thousand days, you will take the blame for a short time." Yu Mingyang is a bit stupid, but it is really useful at critical moments.Just like now, as long as you throw the phone to him, he will get it done with just a few clicks.

"Aunt Shi, yes, I am Yangyang!"

"That's right, your baby Chengcheng is here with me! Hey, brother Cheng didn't run away on purpose, it was...it was me! Yes, it's all my fault, I forgot to tell you, I introduced a girl to him, Let him come to Rongcheng today to have a look."

"If you can see right, Brother Cheng won't go back this week."

"Hey, I'm already on a blind date, and the atmosphere is very good! Otherwise, I can answer your call with his mobile phone!" Yu Mingyang's tone was like that of an aunt who is a matchmaker in the community, "It's great to come on a blind date! Long hair, white clothes , very handsome... well, then I'll wait for the wedding wine!"

And let out a burst of hearty laughter as if you have seen the young man and the eldest daughter get married, full of joy and compliments unique to the community aunt.

Sino City: ...

No matter how many times he heard it, he was still shocked by Yu Mingyang's casual laughter.

Yu Mingyang hung up the phone with a look of lovelessness.He threw his mobile phone to Sino City, deeply feeling that if this happened a few more times, he would probably be beaten to death by the Si family if he got caught one day.

Dog life matters!

He persuaded earnestly: "Boss Si, let me say... Do you want to find a contract girlfriend like in the TV series? It's like signing a contract worker, giving money to block arrows, and sharing when the time comes. Maybe you can still share Combine, combine and divide, and then move towards a happy ending."

"To save auntie from urging you to go on a blind date every day, I'm so heartbroken that the cat next door died after listening to it!"

Sino City: "The cat's crime doesn't stop there."

Yu Mingyang: ...then I deserve to die?

"I don't plan to look for it for the time being." Sinocheng is really not in a hurry. His marriage is not up to others, and neither is his family. "Women affect the speed at which I sign the contract."

Yu Mingyang: "Success, then you find a contract boyfriend and directly stop Aunt Shi's idea of ​​introducing girls to you."

"That's even worse." Sinocheng shook his head and said, "No man can make a penny from me."

Yu Mingyang: ...You rely on your own strength.

Sinocheng is a trustworthy person, even though he has been ruthless in attacking Yu Mingyang, he will never shirk his promise to help.I'm here, let's take a trip with my bad friend.

Where to go?

Go to the local police station to watch the bus video!

Yu Mingyang was surprised: "Boss Si, shouldn't you be sitting in the office, making a phone call and saying '5 minutes, I want all the video materials on this bus', and then someone will send it to your tyrant in minutes Total?"

Sino City: "You are worthy of being Monkey King."

Yu Mingyang was at a loss, thinking hard for a long time, and finally released the unfinished words of Sino City with the logic of perfect reading comprehension.

Sun Wukong is a monkey.

Monkeys like to eat peaches, and they always think about eating peaches.

The English name of Taozi is peach, and the vernacular translation is called "fart eating".In connection with the context, he understood the meaning of the whole sentence: "You are thinking about farting."

Yu Mingyang was convinced: "Boss Si's literary quality is getting better and better."

Snow City: "Your Stockholm Syndrome is getting worse."

Yu Mingyang: ...

Don't think that having money can turn ghosts around. A society ruled by law cannot tolerate ghosts.Rao is that the Si family and the Yu family's financial conditions are excellent, and their family education does not allow their offspring to do whatever they want.

Go through a wave of procedures, step by step.Only on the pretext of losing important documents on the bus can the driving record of the designated bus be transferred after application.

It's a pity that when the video of the No. 81 bus was placed in front of them, Sinocheng and Yu Mingyang couldn't see Ji Si's face clearly.

The child in the front seat held the back of the chair and stood on tiptoe. Coincidentally, he blocked the face of the man in the back seat until the end.Afterwards, a group of people cheered and got out of the car. I don't know whether it was because of the angle or the light, but the portrait of the man was still blurry.

So, lighting problem?

Sinocheng touched his chin: "Does this person have any characteristics?"

Yu Mingyang carefully recalled: "A good-looking face, a nice voice, long hair... He must be an artist, wearing a jacket that I don't know if it's a robe or a sweater, and seems to be holding a... pole?"

"I'm sorry, Boss Si! I was just looking at his face at the time. He's such a handsome guy."

Sino City: ...

If you hadn't had a girlfriend and been a goddess' licking dog, I would have suspected that you lived in "Wan" Zai Wharf.

In desperation, I had no choice but to give up.The two parted ways, Yu Mingyang decided to buy a new SLR, and Sino City planned to buy a scooter.

As a local tyrant, he was really casual. He went directly to a nearby store and picked up a big-name off-road vehicle. He took the car keys and drove away.He planned to take a stroll out of the city to see the scenery of Sichuan and Shu.

Unexpectedly, not long after going to the street, Sino City saw a somewhat familiar figure from the back.

Wearing a white robe, wide cloud sleeves, wearing a hood, and leaning on a cane, this man was walking on the road unhurriedly, carrying a plastic bag that didn't fit his temperament.

It was the man I met in the park yesterday...

The off-road vehicle slowed down unknowingly.Si Nuocheng had to admit that this person's temperament and image were perfect apart from the other party's indescribable demeanor and his discordant aura.

However, when he thought of the competition he hadn't finished after he said "Umbrella", Master Si felt uncomfortable everywhere.To be honest, no peers have ever let him down, he has always been the strongest master.

Oh, it's time to show real capital.

Sinocheng pushed down the car window, and deliberately slowed down the speed of the car when passing by Ji Si.From the front to the rear of the car, smooth lines, high-end materials, eye-catching trademarks, every wisp of exhaust smells like money.

Ji Si ignored it.

There are a lot of cars on the street, and he doesn't know the trademark of the car at all.

The off-road full of copper stinks drove slowly, but at the next intersection, like a demon possessed, he turned right at a high speed and frantically circled, stepped on the line and rushed through green lights one by one-and then circled back very honestly.

For the second time, it drove past Ji Si slowly and slowly.

As if the scene was reappearing, Ji Si glanced at it, basically not looking at who was sitting inside.He is familiar with this wave, and many taxi drivers hope that he will act like this when he takes a taxi.

But he has no money.

Ji Si waved his hand: "Master driver, I don't take a taxi."

The off-road vehicle froze strangely, and drove forward in a flickering manner.After a while, it turned right like a wild horse that had run away, drifted around in circles, stepped on the line to rush to the green light, and would come back alive and dead!

This time, Ji Si stepped onto the bridge, and Shino City drove the car directly in front of him.

As soon as the car door opened, Master Si raised his chin slightly: "Do you dare to get in the car?" Feel my wealth up close.

Keith: ...

Whether Sino City is rich or not, Ji Si really can't tell.He recognized the other person's face and identified him.

So... the taxi driver?

In order to get a business trip, I really do everything I can.With a face that is as rich as an enemy, no matter how poor you are, you can't be so guilty. Could it be that he was wrong?

Ji Si smiled: "I didn't bring any money."

For the sake of a man's face, Ji Si never said "I don't have money".

Sino City: "It's not bad for gas money, I'll take you there as a kindness."

"it is good."

Ji Stan calmly got into the car and fastened his seat belt.Afterwards, they shut the doors and go two hundred yards, super high.

……

A teenager was welcomed to the Internet cafe. He skipped class and came to play games. In order to avoid being caught, he paid an extra ten yuan for a small box.

After turning it on, he looked at the computer desktop happily.

"Hahaha! On December 12th, the abyss will open, and the monsters will wake up and look for food... Hahaha!" Leaning forward and backward, he couldn't help laughing, "Which idiot made a desktop, I laughed so hard hahaha!"

The teenager took out his mobile phone to take a picture of the desktop, and directly sent it to Weixin Moments: "When I turned it on, I saw the god desktop. Which sand sculpture is so talented. Come out and claim it, and I will take you to the top!" Attached.

Click Send.

At this moment, the butterfly's wings flapped.

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PS: Sino City: How about my car?I have hundreds more in my garage.

Ji Si released the starship: How about it, my ship?Can put you millions of garages.

Sino City: ...