High priest

"They're already dirty," Keith said.

It was really dirty.

If people accidentally eat glutinous rice soaked in zombie toxin, their mouths will become very smelly.As soon as he opened his mouth, there was a smell of corpses, as if he took a bath in a latrine and brushed his teeth with a septic tank, which was comparable to a biological weapon.

No matter gastric lavage or teeth cleaning, the stench still lingers.I still remember that night, I opened the windows of the laboratory where the two stupid roe deer were lavaged to ventilate overnight, sprayed air freshener two or three times, poured toilet water four or five times, and smashed wind oil six or seven times, all of which could not suppress the "stinky smell".

In the end, there was really nothing to do, so we had to change to another laboratory, and put a slogan on the door: Mr. Yu Mingyang and Mr. Jiang Qining are not allowed to enter!

The two silly roe deer were aggrieved and scared, lest they would stink forever.Hearing that Ji Si had returned to the Eight Treasures Hall, the two immediately went to ask for help as if they had found their own father.

Unexpectedly, Ji Si rejected them indifferently, with a meaning written on every strand of hair: don't suffer from me.

The high priest has always been heartless, throwing who is not throwing.It's a pity that Ji Si missed one point. In the world, there are only natural blacks and children who are difficult to raise.

No, the mentality of the two stupid roe deer collapsed, who cares if you are the high priest of reincarnation.Even if they die, die outside, and jump off the stairs, they still have to sing "Little Cabbage, Yellow in the Field" with the most distressed voice.

"Papa Ji Si, please do me a favor, we won't eat indiscriminately anymore, we were wrong!"

"Master Ji Si, please, if the two of us stink so badly that we live together, it will be double the stink!"

At that time, they stood at the vent of Ji Si's courtyard, complaining bitterly.Wave after wave of corpse stench came along with the wind, like canned herring mixed with Laoshan snake grass water and baked in a microwave oven. The smoke made cats and dogs disappear within ten miles, and people almost hiccupped after smelling it.

However, the natural blacks are purely complaining and asking for help, without any malice.They didn't even know that they were hanging out in the air, let alone that there was such a stench entering Ji Si's room.

Ji Si: ...I'm dirty after all.

Probably the emperor paid off, they finally waited until Ji Si opened the door.In an instant, the two silly roe deer only felt that the Buddha light was shining everywhere in the world, and that the most beautiful scenery in the world was nothing more than that.Ji Si is like the Goddess of Mercy who rescues the suffering, bringing them Sanskrit sounds that cleanse their hearts.

Ji Si said softly, "Drink more water."

Silly roe deer: ...

Drinking plenty of boiled water is such a traditional Central Continent cure-all solution!

"Three meals of glutinous rice, no side dishes." Ji Si's words became more and more devilish, "Take glutinous rice baths frequently, and add more glutinous rice water. Until the residual corpse poison in the body is drained, the smell will naturally return."

"If you don't want to do it, it's okay. It will stink for three to five months at most, and it will be back to normal." Ji Si laughed, "But, do you really want to smell it? Although the smell of corpses is not good, it can save your life. At least, if you encounter monsters on a narrow road, they will never talk to you."

Yu Mingyang resolutely said: "It doesn't matter whether you die or not, the key is that as a man, you must not be smelly! I figured it out, isn't it just smelly for five months? It's nothing to be afraid of! By the way, I'll go to the garbage dump to see if there is any smell. Do you have any black glutinous rice, if it tastes bad, you must make some more..."

Said the most embarrassing words with the most righteous and awe-inspiring expression, should it be Yu Mingyang who wants to put plaster all over his body?

Keith: ...

Jiang Qining: I have never seen such a spineless person!

But Yu Mingyang couldn't escape. In order to prevent the air in Juwangcheng from being polluted, Sinocheng personally supervised the two of them eating and drinking.Under the icy eyes of the Great Demon King and the sarcasm of his poisonous tongue, the two silly roe deer tremblingly accepted the arrangement of fate.

Afterwards, they ate glutinous rice for three consecutive days until they felt like throwing up when they saw white rice.After this encounter, the two vowed never to eat indiscriminately again.

……

On the night of February 2st, nothing happened in the heavily guarded city in the northwest of Central Continent.As of February 1, there was no terrible news from the Northwest.Seeing this, the normal netizens who had been waiting for a day breathed a sigh of relief, and rushed to tell each other to express their joy, but the abnormal trolls poured into Ji Si's scarf, and their openings were full of sarcasm.

[What about you]: "I've been waiting for a whole day and there's no news. You're playing tricks on me! You are a feudal swindler who is trying to gain fame, and you are also a high priest. Hehe, you have reported it!"

[Shenshan Layman]: "If you have the ability to predict but not the ability to save people? Isn't it great to see a group of people chasing after you! Fake high-ranking villain, I am really disappointed that the official will pay attention to this kind of liar, so I can't pay more attention to people's livelihood. Give some money to the poor?"

[Troubled Heart]: "The prophecy is so accurate, why don't you give out a few lottery numbers? If you have more money in your pocket, you can buy a ticket to live in a safer city. What's the use of your prophecy, it will only create panic. "

They seem to have forgotten the accuracy of Ji Si's previous predictions, and forcibly ignored the fact that many tragedies were saved by the prophecy, and they did not pay attention to the official attention to Ji Si.

They picked up the keyboard and sprayed wildly, but they just couldn't see others living a better life than them.It seems that when the world is in chaos and life is hard, people who are better than them can be reduced to the same level as them, rolling in the mud and struggling with them.

Seeing this, all three views of netizens are broken.

To tell the truth, shouldn't anyone with a normal mind expect the country to be in good weather and a hundred years of peace and prosperity?

As long as people have eyes, don't they all know that the high priest made the prophecy to minimize the loss and casualties, when is it a duty to save people?

To put it bluntly, it is a great kindness for someone to make a prophecy, and there is really no obligation to take care of Zhongzhou in every possible way.No-brained idiots know how to spray, can't you see that there are countless foreign netizens waiting to snatch people in the comment area?

Moreover, the trolls don't seem to know what the consequences of spraying under the collar of the high priest will be.

[Beautiful Beauty First Sister]: "@鸡辣全球护会, friends, come! Put some ingredients to scare them to death!"

The mature supporters will neither end up tearing up the game nor waste their tongues.They just compiled some facts into a growth chart, and then posted it in the comment area.The content of the picture consists of three parts, one is Eddie and the time when Heizi started spraying, the other is the tracking after Heizi finished spraying, and the third is the current situation of Heizi.

"In December 21, a troll with the ID 'Rage Knight' crazily insulted the high priest's scarf, was hit by a rich second-generation racing car, and is still lying in the intensive care unit of the hospital."

"In January 22, Heizi, whose ID was 'The King of People', used the name of the high priest to collect money. He was arrested by the police within three hours and is currently sitting at the bottom of Youshan Prison."

"In the same month, the keyboard man with the ID 'want to lose weight' denounced the high priest as a foreign spy. It was rumored that the high priest was an anti-social doctor from the Institute of Biological Variation. He was taken away by the police within half a day and is still in detention."

"...The above 95 examples, you can click on the link to check the details. Finally, I hope everyone will be a kind person and never spread the word where it should not be. Otherwise, no one can save you when the world newspaper comes."

[Global Chicken Silk Support Club] added a few words earnestly: "Although we are the support club of Master Jisi, we have never worried that Master Jisi will be sad when he sees the message of the troll. We are only worried that the troll will die after spraying. Too bad."

"Spray and cherish, remember to buy a better coffin."

After the long picture was released, Ji Si's comment area was instantly quiet.The people who eat melons are so shocked that their eyes are out of the frame, and the sunspots who have finished spraying can't help shaking their hands.Only normal people are still sighing: "I've never seen such a strong support club, it's too strong!"

It didn't take long for trolls to delete comments frantically.

They are such a group of people who always think that hiding behind the network cable can wantonly hurt others without paying the price. Once they know that they are at risk of paying the price, their legs will weaken faster than anyone else.

In this regard, senior netizens are not surprised.

Surprisingly, the officials seem to think that the slap in the face of the support club is not enough, and the northwestern province, which has been peaceful for more than a day, released the news: [In the early morning of February 2, a large tomb was unearthed in the "Juwang City" in the northwest. Humanoid monsters attack the city dwellers.Many thanks to @High PriestJS for reaching out and keeping our casualties to a minimum. 】

Silence, silence is today's Internet.

They can understand every word, but why are some words so subtle?

If they remember correctly, every city in the northwestern province has posted a video of preparing for the war, only "Juwang City" has no movement.This large tomb was unearthed in Juwang City, which is equivalent to a wolf entering the sheepfold, and blood must flow like a river.

However, the official said - thanks to the High Priest for lending a helping hand.

Reaching out...helping...helping...this word is really too subtle!It was as if the high priest helped them fight off the monsters.

Eh no, wait!Did the high priest really go to Juwang City?

Netizens: ...Thinking carefully, I am terrified.

Fuck!Idol, wait for me to buy a ticket and fly to meet you!

Ten seconds later, the scarf was completely paralyzed!

At the same time, Ji Si, who was at the center of the topic, was on his way to visit Zhang Yan.For Ji Si, the mobile phone is a tool for prophecy, and it has nothing to do with him if the Internet explodes.The love and curse of others are nothing compared to his ultimate purpose of coming to this world.

Ji Si pushed open the door of the ward.

What caught my eye was a picture of a honey-colored teenager leaning on a hospital bed and reading a book.

He looks very clean, quite bookish.The cat's eyes are black and white, the eyebrows hang down, the roots are straight, and the nose is full, giving him the appearance of a kind scholar.If the circumstances were better, it would be impossible for him to drop out of school and work.

It's a pity that he was taken away...

Ji Si smiled and said, "I'm sorry to bother you."

"Sit down!" Zhang Yan hurriedly said.

Zhang Yan's actual age is not very old, and he is only 19 years old at the full age.It's just that his youthful experience made his mind precocious, and his long-term physical work made him strong and tall, which made him look a lot older than his real age.

"Excuse me, are you here..."

"I'm free, let me tell you something you should know by the way." Ji Si smiled, "But before that, would you mind telling me about your own life experience?"

Zhang Yan put down the book and said with a wry smile: "My life experience really has nothing to say, if I have to describe it, it would be... like an avalanche."

Zhang Yan tightened the bedding.For some reason, his defenses crumbled under Ji Si's gentle gaze.The scars that he was unwilling to reveal in front of others and the secrets hidden in his heart all had the courage to speak out.

He paused, and said in a low voice: "I was born in the countryside, my family..."

Zhang Yan was born in the countryside of Ru County in the northwest.His father was the only college student in the village. He had a good appearance, but his family was too poor to afford education.And his mother is the only daughter of a pig farmer in the village, she looks average, but her family is relatively well-off.

My mother liked my father very much and always ran after him.Everyone in the village knows that "the daughter of a pig farmer likes the son of a poor family", and the elders are happy to see it.

"My mother married him as soon as she turned [-], and gave birth to me the next year." Zhang Yan turned his gaze out of the window, his eyes were quiet and sad, "Perhaps because he thinks that a man will take care of his family when he has a child? Grandpa took Dedicated decades of savings to let him do his best to support his contacts, find a job, and do business."

"It's just that my biological father is not a person who knows how to do business. He is arrogant and incompetent. He didn't do much business, but he offended many people. My mother followed him and suffered a lot."

"However, when I was five years old, his business suddenly improved. Life at home has improved a lot, but he has also become busy and has been away from home..."

When he was nine years old, Zhang Yan's grandfather suddenly had a car accident.In March of the following year, the mother, who was five months pregnant, found out that her biological father had cheated, and she resolutely divorced.

Zhang Yan recalled: "It took a long time to fight the lawsuit, and only a sum of money was paid."

After that, they left the city and returned to the countryside.It's a pity that the concept in the countryside is backward, and some people always think that it is inappropriate for a woman to divorce and bring two children, so they insist on introducing a second marriage partner to their mother.

"My mother was bored, and moved from the countryside to the county to start a business." Zhang Yan smiled, and his expression became a little bitter, "When my sister was five years old, my mother had the idea of ​​remarrying. The object was a second marriage Pork guy, his personality is very similar to grandpa, he seems to love people."

"Two years later, she remarried." Zhang Yan said, "As a result, we found out that the pork guy likes domestic violence."

"It's strange, isn't it? With such a bad criminal record, the people around him actually help him hide it. Didn't they think that this would kill my mother?"

As he said that, Zhang Yan grabbed the quilt, and then let go: "If I hadn't grown up and could fight, the scum would have gotten worse. But I have to live on campus to participate in the competition, and I can't take care of my family. And my mother plans to fight again. Li, that scum doesn't allow it. When the two of them were arguing, my mother was pushed down the stairs."

After that, his life was like an avalanche, and even reading became a luxury.

But now, even being a human has become a delusion.

Zhang Yan laughed at himself: "I was even thinking, did I do something wrong in my previous life..."

"I can't tell whether you committed crimes in your previous life, but I know a little bit about you being a good person in your previous life." Ji Si laughed, "If it weren't for your merits and virtues, you would have died this time. And once you die, your life will be destroyed." Father can soar into the sky."

Zhang Yan was stunned for a moment, and fell to the head of the bed.

"Tiger poison doesn't eat its offspring, but people compete to eat their offspring." Ji Si thought of the twin heirs, and really felt a little bit of sympathy for Zhang Yan, "Do you know that your birth date was taken away by your biological father? Went to borrow luck."

"Borrow luck?"

"Well, you can understand it as 'stealing your life'." Ji Sidao, "The horoscope of your birth date is your luck code, which stores your life's blessings and health. And your biological father took your code and pried it open. safe, took what belonged to you and used it on him.”

Zhang Yan's lips were moving, and the veins on the back of his hand were stalked: "Stealing life..."

His black eyes gradually turned scarlet.

"Borrowing luck for unrelated people can't borrow all of it, and there is a danger of backlash; borrowing luck between blood relatives can borrow [-]% of the money, and the risk is not too great. Your biological father must have met a 'capable man'. Take you Take it as a price in exchange for your own wealth."

If he guessed correctly, that "capable man" should have become a demon after his evolution.And being resonated by the demon, there should be no shortage of the same kind around it.As early as March, as late as May, this road of goods will become a disaster.

Ji Si continued: "You will kill yourself if you do many injustices. You don't have to rush to retaliate." His brows were slightly raised, and he smiled a little nastyly, "Now you are living well, which is the greatest punishment for him."

Those who are neither humans nor ghosts are separated from the worlds of yin and yang.Zhang Yan's current luck cannot be borrowed by ordinary people.

"The 3000-year-old corpse poison is not something that everyone can overcome. Although the corpse poison in your body cannot be removed, you are not dead, are you?"

Ji Si narrowed his eyes: "Besides that you can no longer eat cooked food and hate basking in the sun, you are still a 'human', not a ghost. Waiting for you to bask in the moon for half a year, maybe you will have unexpected gains."

"Basking on the moon?"

"Yes, don't reject the changes in your body." Ji Siping looked at him and warned, "Let it be, do what you want. Flying stiff is a disaster for you, but the disaster for you may not be rebirth from Nirvana."

Zhang Yan: "I...what am I...no, what will I become?"

"What you become depends on your good fortune." Ji Si chuckled, "I'm here to add a fire to this good fortune and make it burn more vigorously."

He made a move on the chessboard: "While the major general in Juwang City is still there, join him. At that time, your mother and sister will receive the best care."

"As long as you remain human."

Go borrow the hand of this major general to enter the center of the high-level vortex, and use your physique that is neither human nor ghost to search for the demon inside.

They will "get close" to you, win you over, and treat you as one of their own.As everyone knows, you who have been misfortune by the fallen will become the beginning of their self-destruction.

Ji Si smiled and said, "I believe you can."

……

The group from Sino City stayed in Juwang City for ten days.After Jiang Qining and Yu Mingyang finished deodorizing and the tomb was settled properly, they thought of leaving.

For ten days, Juwang City has been in a state of "lockdown".Probably because Ji Si stayed in the city, the officials prevented all video resources from leaking out, and also strictly prevented the prying eyes of outside reporters, and even blocked a large number of tourists flocking to Juwang City from outside the city.

After less than half a month of precipitation, the collapsed houses in the city have been cleaned.The soldiers picked up more than a dozen shriveled zombies from the ruins. Since they didn't know what to do with them, they could only bite the bullet and harass Ji Si again.

"Cremate it." Ji Si said, "Don't naively think that they are already 'dead'. Although the body is separated, split in two, and the hands and feet are cut off, the most yin thing like a zombie can never Common sense speculation."

"Especially the 3000-year-old zombies, no matter how dead they are, sometimes they only need to bask in the moon and pour some blood, and they may 'live'."

Hearing that, the army piled up firewood, piled all the zombies on top, and cremated them on the spot at twelve noon.After the zombies were incinerated, Ji Si and his party drove out of the city along the mountain road and headed for the next location.

On the next day, the ban on Juwang City was lifted, and a large number of reporters and tourists rushed in.The government released photos of zombies on the Internet to prove the fact that the prophecy was true.

In another three days, the tomb of King Ju was opened, and the history of 3000 years was revealed.The cruelty and ferocity of the slavery dynasty are unfolding before the eyes of everyone with the horrible scene of hundreds of skeletons sacrificed alive in the tomb...

Not to mention the turmoil on the Internet, at this moment, two off-road vehicles are speeding on the way to the Ningyuan Mountains.

The drive was long and boring, and Sinocheng asked the doubts in his heart: "Jis, do people have past lives?"

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PS: Sino City: Do you believe in past and present lives?

Ji Si: I don't believe it.

Sino City: Do people have past lives?

Keith: None.