High priest

No matter before or after marriage, the lives of Ji Si and Sino City are no different.Except for the longer time spent together, only practice and coffee are left.

Everyone in the world says that men have a lot of lust, but putting these two on them seems to be "without your worldly desires".Even after the big wedding, the whole network guessed who would go up and who would go down, but both parties still behaved calmly.

Curiosity grows and itches like a cat scratching.

The people who eat melons want to find out crazily, but the levels of the two sides do not match!When Xi was still looking for melons to eat on the earth, he had already gone to the moon to dig soil; when he was sharing lunar soil on the Internet, he had already visited Mars...

It is said that Yu Mingyang, a plant "belt" teacher, used a series of unknown objects such as lunar soil, fire, soil, and solar rocks as the base to cultivate a pea shooter that can beat zombies.According to legend, the domestic zombie Zhang Yan helped test the aggressiveness of Pea Shooter, and it didn't take long for Yu Mingyang to be blocked.

"The other peas are spraying beans, and your peas are spitting! Tuituitui at me, even if I am a zombie, I can't stand it! Forget it, you are still planting peas next to my dormitory..." Zhang Yan was full of resentment, and then Towed away by the priests.

Of course, this anecdote is a digression for the majority of friends.As for the topic, regardless of 21, it will always surround Ji Si and Sino City.

Truth be told, life is short and time is long.They were lucky to be born in the same era as the two big brothers, so when they don't gossip now, is it possible to gossip after cremation?

A landlord expressed the feelings of everyone: "I am an ordinary person and live to be 120 years old. No matter how fancy I eat melons, I can only eat melons for 100 years. I don't know how long the two big guys will stay on the earth. Not sure when to leave. If it is early, we have to hurry up and eat melons, and there will be nothing in the future! If it is late, it can only be 'the boss has melons every day, and the family sacrifices will never forget to tell Nai Weng'!"

The friends burst into tears, and couldn't help replying neatly to the host: "Grandpa, grandma! The new melons you want have arrived, and I'll burn them for you."

It's just that the replies from the friends were too late to raise the bar, and a new round of melons has arrived!

"Big news! Big news!" Shao Xiu, who is active on the front line, told the whole network, "It's amazing, Old Jiang is amazing! He is worthy of being a fighter in Yizhong, a bomber in the front line of eating melons, and a paparazzi The Boeing 747 in the movie! He actually—asked it out! He directly asked the question that everyone is curious about, who gets on and who gets off!"

Within ten seconds, the Internet exploded.The friends move stools and sit in rows, waiting seriously for a follow-up.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, even Sinocheng's parents, cousin, and grandfather all quietly climbed up to the line and waited quietly for the next article.They thought they did it very covertly, but they didn't know that accounts like theirs, which were related to the boss, had already fallen into the legal net of their friends.

Friends: ... Good guy!Don't even your parents know?

Yue Mo knew that his friends were impatient, and after obtaining Ji Si's consent, Shao Xiu posted a video on the Internet with the text——

"Actually, our group didn't know each other at first, or we knew each other was there, but we didn't meet much. Until one day, Lao Jiang invited us to board his 'Nikita' and took us to Jingdu It was the first meeting of our team, although the process was terrible, but it is worth commemorating."

"Today, Lao Jiang had a new 'Nikita', who took us to the polar circle to play. We boarded the cruise ship after two years, and we were full of emotions. So, taking advantage of everyone's good mood, Lao Jiang asked Yes, Brother Cheng answered and answered!"

The friends almost couldn't wait to start the video, but they didn't expect that there would be a soul crit at the beginning!

In the twelfth lunar month of winter, the Awakened team was probably having a pajamas party, and everyone put on warm pajamas.

Jiang Qining's pajamas were light blue, with fish swimming on them; Yu Mingyang's pajamas were forest green, and even the cuffs were covered with leaves; Shao Xiu and Zhuo Wuya wore couple styles, with cranes flying over them.

Qi Xinli's pajamas are a monotonous dark blue, which is especially in line with his usual social animal atmosphere.Lackey, on the other hand, only wore a vest and beach shorts, apparently adapting well to the temperature of tens of degrees below zero.

Shino City was wearing black gold and was reading the financial section of the newspaper.Unexpectedly, Ji Si took off the white robe he usually wore, and was leaning on the sofa in a fluffy platinum style, with his head propped on one hand and a book propped up in the other to read.

He didn't hold a scepter today, nor did he wear a silver crown, and he looked very lazy.Silver long hair spread all over her body, her whole body was elegant and elegant, and she looked more approachable than usual.

Seeing this, the friends froze slightly, their eyes straightened.

It didn't take long for the video page to be filled with explosive barrage, and there was a feeling of "ahhhhhh" everywhere.

"My God! The silver-haired high priest's limited-edition pajamas photo! Sisters, what are you still doing, take a screenshot!" The girl tapped the keyboard frantically, "Ah, the high priest is wearing ordinary clothes!"

"Quick! Tell me what book the high priest is reading, and I'll buy a copy of the same title right away!"

The friends quickly took screenshots, zoomed in and zoomed in, and they could see the book cover clearly.

It is unbelievable that Ji Si, who has always been like a god, reads nothing lofty at all, but an extremely ancient online novel called "My Fate Is Up to Me", which is about a The concubine was reborn to obtain the mustard space and the white-bearded grandfather, and then subdued the first divine beast. From then on, he embarked on the road of becoming a god, changing his fate against the sky, and accepting girls all the way.

Friends: ...I didn't expect you to be such Ji Si.

Unexpectedly, Ji Si looked a little bored, and even made a complaint: "Rouge gouache, full of wind and moon. Compared with the fire avoidance map of the neighbors, it is far inferior."

Fire Avoidance Map, referred to as "the little yellow book of the ancients".

Hearing this, Sino City put down the newspaper, and asked with a half-smile: "The map of avoiding fire? You understand it very well."

Ji Si smiled: "Children from big families will be led by servants to observe these from the age of 13. How can I not understand. Many of my peers in the academy have accepted the house at this age, and there are occasional private banquets, and they always..."

Sinocheng suddenly asked: "Then have you closed the room?"

Ji Si: Hey, talking too much has suddenly become a proposition.

"That year, my younger brother's temperament changed drastically." Ji Si smiled.As long as the words "big temperament change", Sinocheng understood what he meant - it's too late to deal with idiots, how can there be time for romance?

As if to reassure his partner, Ji Si was very blunt: "Later, when I was free, the right-handed daughter suddenly changed her temperament. And then..."

Snow City: ... I was forced to listen to the training of a single dog again.

The two chatted very casually, and their words were sometimes light and sometimes heavy.Friends outside the screen turned up the volume and listened to it several times, which can be regarded as extracting a large number of key words and handing them over to professionals for analysis.

In order to eat melons, they are really desperate!Back then, the college entrance examination was not taken so seriously!

With Yun's first sensitivity, they intuited that the high priest had a great background and might really shatter the three views.But having said that, sure enough, when the couple get together, the topic of conversation will be a little bit colorful, even God can't avoid it.

Since even gods are not exempt from the world, there must be worldly desires!

The eyes of my friends are shining brightly!

As if responding to a friend outside the screen, Jiang Qining on the screen suddenly raised his head, and asked the voice of the soul almost precisely: "Then you two are free now, right? Is it romantic at night? Go to the moon Is Mars romantic? I'm so curious."

Ji Si and Sino City: ...

Everyone: ...Old Jiang, you are really a tough guy!Next year's Qingming Festival, I will definitely bring you melons!

I thought it was people and ghosts who were showing off, but I was afraid that Lao Jiang would be beaten.But he didn't want Ji Si to chuckle out loud, and even Sino City's expression was a little helpless.

"It's not what you think..." Sinocheng said, "We haven't had sex yet."

"What——" Jiang Qining was taken aback, his expression was exactly the same as that of the friend in front of the screen, "Not yet! Are you not good?"

Shocked all teammates for 1 years!

Ji Si and Sino City: ...

It's a battle of dignity, how can a man say that he can't do it!

"It has nothing to do with the body." The corner of Si Nuocheng's mouth twitched, and he felt that if he didn't explain well today, the melon-eating old man in the team would probably leak his words and pass on something terrible.

"What is needed is the fit and matching of each other's soul strength."

He sighed: "When doing this kind of thing, the instinct will be very excited. The soul's emotions will rise, and it will become a light-like living body. The skin is useless. At the highest level, if the strength difference between the two sides is too large, there will be one side. The possibility of being swallowed by the other side."

All the melons who eat melons are scared away!

"This is the reason why many master repairers can't find a partner." Ji Si raised his eyes and scanned the faces of his teammates, as if watching the birth of single dogs.

Suddenly feel a little pity for them...

However, Jiang Qining's presence tells Ji Si that Yun does not need to be pitied, and Gua will be with him for the rest of his life.After only a few words between the two, he grasped the most important thing: "If you understand so well, your emotions will become light... Hey, have you tried it? It failed?"

Lackey: "Shut up now!" You're about to be forked off, do you understand?

Ji Si and Sino City: ...

Ji Si held up the novel book again, and Sinocheng shook the newspaper.The expressions of the two were a little serious, as if they were studying the general trend of the universe.But if you look carefully, you can see that the former's novel has not been turned a single page, and the latter's newspaper has not been moved at all.

Oh, their figures are stiff.

At this moment, the teammates suddenly realized that they seemed to know too much.

Accompanied by Qi Xinli's deliberate coughing, the video ended here, causing all friends from all walks of life to sigh and be shocked for a lifetime!

To be honest, they are envious of the big brother's ability, lifespan, appearance, etc., but they didn't expect that the big brother also has his own difficulties. Even applauding for love will take a thousand and 800 years. This is really... a tragedy in the world.

"I suddenly feel that I am so happy, my wife and children are warm on the kang."

"My sense of happiness suddenly exploded, so I'm going to have sex with the third little wolf dog! Oh my god, I'm actually happier than a god?"

And so on, all kinds of things.Sure enough, mortals have the benefits of mortals, and gods have their troubles.This may be "cause and effect balance"?

Ah, master, they are enlightened.

It is known that gods have to use thousands of years as the unit of practice to applaud for love. The fans wiped away their bitter tears and had to rely on the painters' wives to produce food. This hot topic for three months can be regarded as extinguished.

It's a pity that my friends can't figure it out after all their calculations. Sino City is the chosen one, and Ji Si is the ultimate boss. There is nothing in the world that the two of them can't do, unless they don't want to do it.

Near the polar circle, the eternal night is misty.In Nikita's guest room, Ji Si and Shino City pressed their foreheads together and embraced each other.

There are white and golden lights gushing out from the body, and the two compartments blend together.They breathed entangledly, and when one's lips touched the other's, the three-dimensional body suddenly melted into light, and in the circled dimension——

Resonate, flow, blend, separate.

The night is long.

……

Early the next morning, Nikita's entertainment area.

When Ji Si and Sino City came out, they found that the expressions of their teammates were all weird, so weird that they couldn't describe it.

Qi Xinli hesitated to speak, but Lackey couldn't say anything.Shao Xiu and Zhuo Wuya pursed their lips and smiled with the attitude of watching the show, while Jiang Qining held the phone, showing the expression of shocking Lao Tzu's past and present life again.

The two of them had bad intuitions, so they cast sharp eyes on Yu Mingyang!

Yu Mingyang was so frightened that his heart trembled, and he said like pouring beans: "I said you two... oh, this is the polar circle! Extreme night, polar night, it hasn't passed yet, polar night!"

Yu Mingyang scratched his head: "It's so dark outside, and your room is so bright, it's still flickering. I don't need to say more about this? Think about what you said yesterday—"

"The satellite captured it, and the whole league is celebrating your union. By the way, you can talk about it this time, right? Who is going up and who's going down?"

Ji Si and Sino City: ...

Great!

"Actually, we were playing with light switches last night."

"Do you think we will believe it? Rat tail juice, you guys!"

"..."