High priest

Beaten three thousand times, the skin is thick to the limit.As long as there is no dog belt, you can talk about breaking the sky.

Jiang Qining once fought all the way and became a talk show for ten years.Not only learned to play the ancestral card, but also mastered the law of Yin and Yang: "My ancestors sincerely do not deceive me. It turns out that "The Snail Girl" is a real story. You two have to change it and call it "The Cabbage Boy."

"A farmer picked up the snails, and a girl drilled out of the snails to wash and cook. A vegetable farmer raised a cabbage. After the cabbage was awakened, he helped pay for the monsters and make coffee..." Jiang Qining counted with his fingers, "Others It's a white daughter-in-law, this is a white daughter-in-law and a servant, it's not a loss."

Lackey stretched out his finger and poked Jiang Qining's back, reminding him to stop talking, otherwise the ashes would be thrown away.

"Hey, don't poke me!" Jiang Qining opened Lackey's hand and talked eloquently, "The leech had an evil intention on the snail girl, and the farmer killed it with salt; the big caterpillar had bad intentions on the cabbage, and the vegetable farmer sent it away. it."

"Who is the big caterpillar?"

"Dark elves."

Crowd: ...

"Look, the protagonist, the villain, love, and fighting monsters are all there, and the elements are complete." Jiang Qining opened up, "It's just that the snail and the farmer finally got married, and our cabbage, we have to reflect on why we can't do that one. Field snails. Vegetable farmers want to travel far, but they still need cabbage to catch up with their own long legs, which is too embarrassing for cabbage.”

Ji Si and Sino City: ...

Everyone: I don't know for a while whether you are cursing or being a friend?

Ji Si smiled.

He could hear that Jiang Qining was turning a corner to complain for Sino City, implying that he would run out of character after teasing him, so he almost told him: [Snails wash and cook, legally obtained certificates; cabbage invested a lot, no name point. 】

It has to be said that Jiang Qining looks naive, but in fact he is wise and stupid.If he really wanted to be a hermaphrodite, his mouth would be much more poisonous than his own mother Zhuang Xian.

"I'm going to the saline-alkali land, how can I bring cabbage?" Ji Si asked back, "The water and soil are not acclimatized, and they will not be able to take root. Sooner or later they will perish. If this is the case, it is better not to bring."

It's not that I don't want to take it, but I can't take it...

Then you can say it like this a long time ago, and you have to say it so ruthlessly, as if you really have a heart like iron.

Jiang Qining: "What is generally suitable for planting in saline-alkali land?"

Ji Si: "Topol."

In other words, cabbage not only has to grow its own legs, but also has to mutate into poplar before being taken away.This is not evolution, it is cross-species!

Qi Xinli suddenly said: "You mean - inter-dimensional?" When it comes to humans, "inter-species" can only be inter-dimensional.

Then, he frowned again, lost in thought.Without waiting for Jiang Qining to speak, he went straight to the wrong building: "According to the existing examples, people's awakening is divided into four stages. One is that the dream goes back and the potential emerges; the other is the synchronization of the body and mind, and the ability manifests. Already have the ability to open dimensions, you can open your own domain."

"The third step is the soul coat. This process is the transition from the human three-dimensional body to the high-dimensional mode of the soul. There is a danger of being lost and unable to return, and there is no distinction between the enemy and the enemy."

Qi Xinli rubbed his chin: "But I am more inclined - this process is the stage dominated by 'inhuman thinking', that is, the stage dominated by 'divine nature'. In this thinking, there is no right or wrong, and there is no right or wrong. It's just destroyed. Similar to the state of 'empty'."

"As for the soul totem of the fourth stage..." Qi Xinli said, "This is already the domain of the gods. But you said that it is not enough, and you need to cross dimensions. What do you mean?"

Ji Sidao: "Naturally, it means to let people continue to seek the Tao."

"For example, a black hole is a different dimension. I'm going to go in and retreat, can you get in? I can come out, can you? I haven't crossed dimensions to this level, so I won't talk about it."

Everyone couldn't help casting sympathetic looks at Sino City: "It's over brother, you will never be in love in this life!"

Sino City: ...

Jiang Qining stubbornly returned to the topic: "But people can only live for decades? If you survive to the age of 120, isn't it impossible to reach the 'cross-dimensional' you mentioned within this time?"

Ji Si turned his head, his voice was a little lazy.As if thinking of something funny, his brows and eyes softened: "Since your awakening, your lifespan has been extended."

"Don't ask for eternity, just ask for what you once had. You might as well cherish the person in front of you and live happily for 80 years... Eh?" Jiang Qining looked confused, "What did you say?"

"The universe does not have the concept of 'time'. The closer you are to the Tao, the more empty your concept of time will be." Ji Si said, "Awakening is a way to approach the Tao. From the moment you step on this road, you will leave life span."

"Let me think about it, at the stage where you can put on the soul coat, you will have no problem living for 500 years."

Crowd: ...

In the silent ward, Ji Si's voice echoed: "So, instead of caring about me, you should care about yourselves. The cabbage I raise still has a glimmer of hope of soaring, but do you have cabbages of the same level around you?"

He started to fight back: "Don't talk about cabbage, I don't even have snails. However, since you can say 'I only want to have it once', it seems that you are very open-minded. That's right, happy 80 years, widower [-] load."

Now no one has anything to say.

For this group of people, either they don't look for a partner, or if they do, they will spend their whole lives there.If you live a long time, but your partner has long been asleep, this is simply the cruelest punishment in the world.

True, they can just want to have fun.Changing to someone else, I am afraid that I would be happy to "change my partner when it expires".

It's a pity that people who have reached the awakening condition of their mind, and those who are easy to approach the Tao after awakening, all have the same single-mindedness and stubbornness as "seeking the Tao".Once determined, it is only possible to remain committed, not half-hearted.

Therefore, if you know that the other party cannot keep up with your pace...

Maybe they will force themselves to give up some feelings before they sprout, just like Ji Si?

"Don't..." Yu Mingyang wailed, "Ji Si, don't scare me! I, where can I find someone?"

Jiang Qining: "Will my parents still see me get married in this life?"

Ji Si crit Laman: "As long as you don't refuse to look at your demons, monsters, ghosts and monsters, you will definitely be able to get out of the order."

Sinocheng added a knife: "At that time, the version of "Mr. Cabbage" can become "Miss Devil", "Ms. Ghost", and "Monster Girl". I believe they will not be worse than Mr. Cabbage. Where are you going, you must get married."

Everyone: ... Fuck you are too poisonous!

Jiang Qining: "Brother Cheng, I was talking to you just now, but you..." Curse me!

Lackey: "He won't remember your kindness, he will only hold grudges against the person you hate him."

Jiang Qining: ...

After all, the brotherhood of the mother is wrongly paid!

……

At seven o'clock the next morning, the Tanglin City's fighter planes were ready.Half of it is responsible for transporting materials to the polar regions of North Africa, and the other half is responsible for going to Northern Europe to recover human lost land.

The major general guarding Dongling City sent a group of awakened people to the fighter plane. Before leaving, he told them: "When the mission in Northern Europe is over, if there is no change in the star gate, you will return to Central Continent to receive honors."

"Honours?"

The major general smiled and said, "Well, the Earth Alliance has been formally established, but one ceremony is missing. With the military achievements you have obtained, it is enough to produce three generals."

He looked at Sino City, Qi Xinli and Lagi, and nodded slightly: "Perhaps, I can still meet... the youngest marshal in history. Congratulations in advance, and a smooth journey."

They had a military salute.After that, the fighter plane took off.

The air wave hit, raising tumbling sand and dust.The Central Continent soldier standing on the ground watched the fighter plane go away, feeling vaguely moved.

"The younger generation is awesome." It was the voice of the major general, mixed with a smile, "Zhongzhou Xinhuo, someone has taken over."

At the same time, on the fighter plane.

The unreliable teammates are still feeling the novelty of "honoring", and they all imagine the scenery of returning to their hometown.And the reliable teammate has entered the working state. Qi Xinli opened the first base data and picked out various key points.

"Seven missions, seven areas with the deepest fall."

Qi Xinli browsed quickly: "It's just a cover for us to go to Northern Europe. The first stop is Wugu in the Great Southern Triangle. Strange, there are very few materials on this area, and there are no pictures. Do you want us to find it ourselves?"

He rummaged through the documents and pieced together an overview of the mission with scattered information: "It seems very evil."

"Wugu in the triangle area is the hub of five Southeast Asian countries including Danan and Xiangguo. It is rich in... wizards?" Grandpa Qi Xinli looked at his mobile phone, "It is now a restricted area, and everyone who approaches that area has disappeared. , even the awakened are not spared."

"Half a month ago, the alliance appointed a 35-member awakener team to enter the area, but there is no news so far. Electronic equipment cannot be used after approaching the area. It is said that the magnetic field is disturbed."

"The information is pitifully scarce..." Qi Xinli narrowed his eyes, "It seems that there is a big guy inside, so big that even the awakened ones can't send any news."

Zhuo Wuya pondered for a while, then said: "I've heard of this place before."

"Ok?"

"We Taoist priests also have to eat, so we will accept some entrustments from the karmic masters." Zhuo Wuya said, "Ordinary people are asking for Wenchang talismans, peace talismans, or repaying debts and replenishing the treasury. But occasionally there are special people, Let us help with disaster relief, such as exorcising evil spirits."

Exorcism...

ghost?

"This kind of people are mostly harmed by 'greed' and 'love'." Zhuo Wuya recalled, "In order to seek things that are too much beyond their own abilities, they borrowed foreign methods. What kind of amulet, little ghost, butterfly There are countless cards. In the end, people and wealth will be lost at the slightest, and life will be lost at the worst."

"I have also taken over a few cases. The origin of those evil things is 'Wugu', from Great South or Xiangguo."

Speaking of this, the meaning is clear.They have to touch Wugu first, either to fight ghosts or wizards.This task looks simple, but...

"One thing I don't understand." Zhuo Wuya said, "If the mission is just like this, why do you have to pretend? Who is this for?"

"Do it for the demons." Qi Xinli dug out the second task, "Yoga Country, a group of demons came out of the Shiva Temple, who can capture 'data' with consciousness. Including but not limited to the Internet, telephone, and even Mind reading."

"The information about Yoga Kingdom was given by Nanya. She once lost three teammates in the Shiva Temple. She submitted the task to Zhongzhou so that we can match suitable awakened people to complete it."

"In addition, there are missions in northern Europe, the church?"

"There is still a polar mission..."

Qi Xinli sent the information to his teammates: "Then these seven places, shall we be separated or together?"

"Let's separate." Jiang Qining had a fearless expression, "I'd rather face monsters and ghosts than face more and more couples in the team."

Save the child!

Crowd: ...

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PS: Jiang Qining: Actually, I'm not afraid at all that I won't be able to get out of the order, I still have three naive snakes!Thousands of years later, she will be Xiaobai Xiaoqing and Black Widow!

Ji Si: What if...they are all male?

Jiang Qining: ...