High priest

Ji Si stood on a high rooftop, not jumping but seeming to jump.

He expected that the Internet might be a pit, but he didn't expect that the pit was so deep that there would be no response to calling for help.

At four o'clock in the morning, the prettiest Chinese cabbage in his field was chatting with teenagers, giving rewards from the left and stalking from the right, with tens of thousands of dragon scales.The gossip is stirred up like a wave, the legs are broken, and the children are fooled.

Netizens commented like migratory locusts, once it opened, it dominated the audience.Attacking back and forth, just ask who is on top?

Keith: ...

Heh, when he can roll up his long sleeves and tie his wrists, after returning to the team, slap him a few times!

especially--

He knows that his teammates are very idiots, but he doesn't want them to be able to "plant a seed in the morning and harvest tens of thousands of mu of melons in the evening. People from all over the world come to eat, and all directions will not starve to death"... There is no one else who can do it.

It's fine for Sino City to go crazy, but instead of stopping it, they forwarded the content one after another, as if confirming the veracity of the rumor.Obviously he only cared a little about Sino City, but he was bound together.

The most terrible thing is that for a moment, he thought about it...

"Tsk." Rao Ji Si couldn't help but tsk softly, feeling his temples throbbing for the first time.It's been a long time since I've felt like this, and it used to only happen when I was helping my teammates clean up the mess.

He stared at the page of the alliance app, and for the first time felt that the design of this thing was inhumane.

Why do awakened people log in to the APP to be notified?

That's good, as soon as he goes online, the whole network knows that he's online, and it's when the gossip is the most intense.It made it impossible for him to go offline quietly, and it was impossible not to express his opinion, and it seemed impossible to express his opinion... It seemed even more impossible.

He is not a person against his will, if he cares about Sino City, that is what he cares about, and he will not lie.But does this "care" reach the level of liking or deep love?

not necessarily.

In other words, he couldn't judge, let alone know.

But asking him to reply "I have nothing to do with him" is even more inappropriate.The law speaks out, the words he dropped are spells, which will really cut off all fetters.

If something happened here, after tens of millions of years, he suddenly looked back and realized something, wouldn't there be no way out?

Ji Si will not do stupid things to trick himself.

So here comes the question, this APP has been logged, and the feed is full of netizens who smell the smell of melons, how should he end it?

[Accountant Zhang Jie, District 1]: "Fuck! Comrades, the high priest is online! Fresh melons, come quickly!" Over [-] likes in seconds.

[Awakened in District 3 Noble]: "Hey, it's amazing! I saw this news at 16:18 Washington time, and I thought it was someone's prank, but I didn't expect it to be true. Bless you! No I said, I want to fight the dragon, otherwise the dragon will fly away..." Instantly, it was the most popular comment.

[Awakened in District 3 Somon]: "Okay, a group of idiots who only look at their phones and do nothing, the dragon flew away again! I hope the awakened in the polar regions of Beizhou can respond." Hot comments went straight to the front row.

[The Awakener in District 2 Aurora]: "Some feelings are like a dragon in the nut country. If you don't hold it firmly, it will fly away, and you can't keep it if you want to." Liked directly over [-].

Netizens ridiculed the country of Nuts for failing to retain the dragon, while praising Aurora as the most outstanding poet of the contemporary era.In today's lack of entertainment, this melon is really delicious.

In view of the fact that a bunch of well-known awakened people appeared in the comment area, and the topic was extremely hot, Ji Si was silent for a moment, raised his eyebrows, and decided to give a reply.

"One point of mind, two parts of thinking, keeping one's mouth shut, looking around for nothing. There are hot discussions at five o'clock, and deserted in Liuhe. The seven lovers are bitter in the world, and they don't know each other. The most important thing is the fairy couple outside the nine heavens, and the reason for the ten generations to look back."

Click Send.

Then there is no more then.

Facts have proved that if you don't learn Chinese well, even if you eat melons in the first row, you won't be able to eat warm ones.

Ji Si either doesn't work, or doesn't work in personnel. Once the digital poem is posted, he directly eliminates all foreign netizens, indirectly attacks the students of Zhongzhou University of Technology, and then detours around a large number of liberal arts students, making them full of bewilderment, and can't help but open The ancient poems at hand began to chew on the meaning.

The comment section seemed to have been pressed the pause button, and no one responded for a while.

There is also a ward of eight people who is also stuck. A litter of dog teammates grabbed their mobile phones and turned over from the bed. They couldn't think of other words except for a pale "fuck".

"Fuck! What does Ji Si mean?" Jiang Qining scratched his head frantically, "Why can I understand every word, but I can't understand it together?"

Yu Mingyang said sincerely: "Who can pass me the Xinhua Dictionary?"

Lackey: "I hate cultural people." Even the melons are not allowed to be eaten!

Zhuo Wuya clicked his tongue: "Old Qi, what do you think?"

Qi Xinli smiled: "Ji Si did not refuse, but he is not ready to accept it for the time being." He glanced at Sino City, who was already editing the text, and explained slowly, "A simple explanation is——"

"I have some thoughts on this matter, but I have to think about it carefully." After all, the person with the highest diploma in the team, Qi Xinli said straightforwardly, "Because I have to weigh the pros and cons, I can't open my mouth. After all, there is no one around me." Reference example."

"There is a lot of noise on the Internet, I just want to be alone in a quiet place. Seven emotions and six desires are sufferings in the world. If you get involved, you don't know whether you will win or lose. Besides, I have nothing to do with you. I am hired? Oh, you are thinking Ass eat."

Sino City: ... Grass!

Qi Xinli continued: "The last sentence is his request for choosing a spouse. The general idea is that if you haven't reached the level of a god, don't try to live together." Turning his head, "If you die early, he will become a widower."

The teammates couldn't help but praise: "Fucking boss 666! I understand, I understand!"

Sino City: Do you have to translate it into such an annoying person?

He pursed his lips, and no one could stop him from wanting to win.Ji Si dared to speak like that, why wouldn't he dare to reply!Anyone who doesn't reply will be counseled, and it seems uneducated, no way!He worked hard!

Sino City improvises, and the connotation of the full text is straightforward: "Ten miles to see each other, nine twists to the intestines, eight faces to be lonely, and seven days to be in love. Six desires are born, and five flavors are all tasted. The four seas do not enter the heart, and the three mountains are sad. Only two It is very intentional to say something, and I will give it to you who will never regret it."

Click Send.

Netizens flipping through the book: ...

Teammates in the circle: ...

Ah, keep it simple, keep it simple in the way you speak.

Isn't it the seven words "I love you" and "I love you too"?ah!

Either "I love you", "You are a good person" eight words!If it's so simple, you have to go to so much trouble, isn't this spraying pesticides into melons?

Please!It's almost a year since the end of the world, and it's rare to hear gossip, so what if you make it clear!Is it necessary to be so hypocritical?

Simply mind-blowing!

[Awakened in District 3 Noble]: "Oh my god! The translator can't explain these two passages, @南雅，姐姐! Can you understand after staying in Zhongzhou for so long? Tell me quickly!" Topped by foreign netizens to the first article.

[Awakened in District 1 Nanya]: "Sorry brother, I only know one to ten." Rushed to the second article.

[Awakened in District 5 Masako Fujiwara]: "Can any friends in Zhongzhou explain it? Please, this is my lifelong request!"

Jiang Qining said honestly, "I'm sorry, but we don't understand it either." It was given the fourth most popular comment by Zhongzhou netizens.

At this moment, a sad rich woman Liu Shao passed by: "As for the fact that I was struck out because I couldn't write digital poems, I hope that dreamers can learn from it! Only by studying hard can you attract the attention of male gods."

All the netizens praised her one after another and comforted her: "The rich woman is not good, you gave her money in advance!"

Liu Shao: ...You guys are so reasonable!

The time gradually came to five o'clock in the morning, and the sky was already bright, but the sun had not yet come out.

The world has never seemed happier since Doomsday.Those hidden emotions, public excitement, and sincere laughter merged into countless channels of slightly vibrating energy, intertwined in all directions invisible to human eyes.

Just like the heart lake that he set off in an instant...

Ji Si stared at the phone screen for a long time without saying a word.He lightly rubbed the words in Sino City with his fingers, and felt his fingertips burning hot, as if he was rubbing the other party's sincerity.

He told Sino City that after evolving to a higher level, one must behave with moderation, and a little carelessness will cause big trouble.He didn't believe that he didn't understand, but the other party still typed this line.

To go one's own way is to be called stubborn.

Words are like curses, and the Dharma comes out with words.What Sino City typed was a word, a promise and a bondage.He told him with the last two sentences: "As long as you mean something to me, I will make you mean to me sooner or later."

So confident and frivolous, he is not afraid of being slapped in the face.

"I understand what you mean." Ji Si closed the phone and stopped replying, "Since they all have the same meaning, let's make the meaning first."

After saying that, Ji Si turned and left the rooftop.

Behind him, the morning sun broke through the clouds, casting thousands of rays of light on the world.

extremely warm.

……

At six o'clock sharp, Ji Si had already returned to the ward.

He pushed open the door, calmly faced the [-]KW titanium alloy dog ​​eyes that filled the ward, and looked at Sino City calmly.The latter put down the newspaper and looked back at him naturally, without any sign of shrinking back.

Ji Si hooked his lips, and Sinocheng raised his eyebrows.

Even though they were probing each other an hour ago and their tone was cryptic, they each opened up their auras as soon as they met, like a fight between dragons and tigers.

The short, suffocating pressure disappeared, as fast as a human illusion, but it really pulled back the wandering minds of all teammates.

A group of Yun suddenly realized: Eating melons is a pleasure for a while, if these two fight, it will be a crematorium on Earth!Nima, this melon is not only treated with pesticides, but also cultivated with Hedinghong as nutrient soil...

"How is your recovery?" Ji Si was still sitting by the bedside in Sino City as usual, with an easy-going tone.

"It's recovered." Sino City calmly took the coffee beans and began to fiddle with them, "You haven't replied to me yet, Ji Si."

Everyone couldn't help holding their breath and pricked up their ears to listen carefully.

Ji Si smiled, but his expression was a little cold: "Which step you can go in the end determines my attitude towards you." He was always straightforward and cold, "If you can't do it, then I don't want to pay extra emotions. "

"It just so happens that I don't invest without capital." Sinocheng smiled sincerely, "I will bet all of my wealth on you until I make a lot of money."

"You risk losing everything."

"I lost my money?" Sino City's sophistry started again, "The money doesn't belong to me, but to you. Since it's you and me, is there any difference?"

Hearing this, Ji Si finally nodded: "Okay."

"A deal?" I'll give you a chance to come to me.

"Naturally." I will definitely come to your side.

They don't have the youthfulness and shyness that a "talking partner" should have at all, and they don't have the sweetness and artificiality that should be in a relationship.

Compared with dating, these two are more like engaging in an arms race, from meeting to running-in-the confrontation of aura, exchange of words, and fighting of eyes abounds, and some people believe that enemies meet.

There is an unspeakable tension circulating between the two. If I insist on describing it, I can only say "no one agrees with the other".

Ji Si looked back and glanced at the teammates who hadn't slept all night in the ward: "Since I have the energy to surf the Internet, it seems that I have almost recovered. It is better to hit the sun than to choose another day. Come with me to the training ground at the base today."

Sino City was making coffee: "It happens that I have recovered and need to exercise my muscles and bones. You can practice with me. Don't worry, I will definitely give my best."

Crowd: ...

Only then did they understand that sometimes seeing through but not telling the truth is the truth of life.

See it through and say it, others are strong and strong, and the two "cheesy" are combined. How can an honest and easy-going person like them escape from the clutches of the devil? It's good if they don't get killed!

Jiang Qining: "...I said, is it too late for me to be beaten by my parents?"

Lackey: "They might be happy to watch us get beaten."

Crowd: ...