High priest

Ever since he opened the door of the ward, Ji Si knew that what he stepped into was not the ward, but the Golden Palace.

Civil servants and military generals are on the list, and princes and grandchildren are near.The general trend of the ward is like the Chu River and the Han border, with clear divisions between Wei and Wei, and beacon fires still burning.

Guawa on the left is obviously a beating activist. They were led by Jiang Qining and Yu Mingyang. They not only retreated without a fight, but also lost 36 cities in a row.

Most of the cabbages on the right are professional users of continuous sitting. They are headed by Sinocheng and Qi Xinli. Although they can attack and defend, they still carelessly lose Jingzhou.

And the dog-boy couple caught in the middle, don't look at the touching life and death, the words they say are like singing.

But in the eyes of Ji Si, they are simply officials rushing to death, never able to read Tai Sui's face, they know how to remonstrate with death, and finally remonstrate themselves to death.

fart useless!

The most taboo in the art of war is to deal with powerful enemies together, but the teammates are so naive that the parents are extremely united.

Therefore, the first thing he has to do is to draw the salary from the bottom of the pot, let every idiot hold back his parents, and then stay low and do his best to please. I believe that after the three cups of tea, the family will probably not need to invite them.

Hope they are smarter.

Sure enough, the point-to-point reminder made everyone suddenly realize!

Qi Xinli got out of bed in a second, took out a disposable cup and tea from the drawer, took the hot water from the ward, and started to make tea quickly: "Uncles and aunts, it's hard work coming from a long distance, let's have a cup of tea."

Zhuo Wuya and Shao Xiu immediately lingered, the former pulled the bed and chair in the ward and unfolded it, the latter took the broom and dustpan and cleaned it diligently.

"There are few stools in the room, so let's make do and sit here."

"Raise your feet, I'll sweep the ashes!"

Jiang Qining and Yu Mingyang looked at each other, and the beating group immediately switched on the self-rescue mode.

Jiang Qining nodded and bowed, and invited the mothers of each family to the same bed and chair; Yu Mingyang devoted himself to inviting the fathers of each family to another bed and chair.

Lackey took a small knife and quickly peeled the fruit.Then divide them into plates, insert toothpicks and place them in front of everyone.

Ji Siyou thought it wasn't enough, and said euphemistically, "It's my fault that I took away the best children from each family without authorization, ran around the world, did all kinds of dangerous things, and even made them suffer from life and death."

In a word, the words are mediocre, but they instantly crush the hearts of the majority of parents!

First of all, he affirmed the strength and wisdom of the Guwawas with "the best of each family", and praised the parents for their good teaching.

Then "run around the world" to take over the troubled times of today's world, implying that although the melons are dogs, they have indeed shouldered the responsibility of the family and the country.

Then remind the parents with "life and death after several times", your Guawa is facing a vicious monster, it is not easy to survive, the family law should be adopted.

In the end, he concluded with "I am not", which is the bow of the world's strongest, and also expressed his importance to his teammates.

"I've always wanted to come to the door to apologize, but the mountains and rivers are not stable. It was my negligence to bother you all from a long distance." Ji Si continued to output critical strikes.

"No, no, nothing!" Zhuang Xian waved her hands and smiled, "My family is such a fool, thanks to your care. It's rare that he has made some progress. We are too late to be happy. Why should we come to the door to apologize? That's right."

Ji Si smiled, but his eyes slipped to the plate of apple peels, showing just the right concerns: "Are you really happy?"

The corner of Zhuang Xian's mouth twitched: "Ah, that's because..."

Jiang Qining understood that this was a moment of life and death, and he couldn't live up to Ji Si's expectations!

So, when someone else ate the noodles, Jiang Qining ate the apple peel, and while he was intoxicated, he said sincerely: "Ji Si, don't get me wrong, I like to eat the skin, my parents know it!"

The eighteen floors of hell instantly turned into eighteen steps. The Jiang family's parents stretched their brows. For the first time, they felt that their youngest son was very sensible, and they went down the donkey: "Hahaha! Let everyone laugh, this kid is stupid, so let's go downhill." I like to eat the skin."

Zhuang Xian smiled and touched Jiang Qining's dog's head.

The body language has only one meaning: good boy, parents won't hit you today.

Jiang Qining wept with joy, and couldn't help but cast a grateful look at Ji Si.

Unexpectedly, God's teammate ignored people, and Dog's teammate felt hatred in his heart. Seeing that Jiang Qining survived, Lackey envied and envied him, and gave him a large plate of peeled fruit by the way.

"So you like this, so eat more." Lackey patted him on the shoulder, "You're welcome."

Jiang Qining: ...Extreme joy begets sorrow!

Everything is said without saying a master's trick.After solving the first one, there is naturally the second one.

Ji Si smiled at the Shao family and his wife: "Is it because you are in a hurry, so your breath is not steady?" He glanced at Yu Mingyang, "It happens that there is a 'little genius doctor' in our team."

Yu Mingyang immediately rolled up his sleeves: "Actually, I just learned one-handed massage recently, and I haven't had a chance to try it yet. Uncles and aunts come here for a rare visit. Tonight, I will push and push for each of you to keep blood circulation and blood stasis, and you will be ten years younger!" "

It is really a wolf to take care of the health of all the elders.

But the words are rough and the rationale is not rough, who doesn't want to be ten years younger.Yu Mingyang showed this trick and saved his parents enough face in front of the parents, so he will definitely not be beaten.

Seeing this, Lackey, who was 100% about to be beaten, looked at Ji Si frequently, giving crazy eye hints: [Ji Si, me!me!What should I do to save myself? 】

However, Ji Si ignored him.The faces of the Shao family and his wife were quite heavy, and they looked at their son and his son's...boyfriend with extremely complicated emotions.

They didn't know what to say, so they simply shut up.

Ji Si didn't start, and said to himself: "I thought there would be more distinguished guests, but there are still three that didn't show up."

"They can't come, I'm used to it." Qi Xinli put the tea in front of everyone, and said with a smile, "My parents are from the Yanjing Brigade, and they should be guarding the northern border now. I have been with them since I was a child. We miss each other very much, but... as long as we are sure that the other party is alive, we will be satisfied."

The voices in the ward fell silent.

Shi Yuhua looked at Qi Xinli with eyes full of emotion and pity, while the corner of Si Nuocheng's mouth twitched beside her, and he had no choice but to cover his face with a newspaper.

He really wanted to tell them: Ji Si was playing the sympathy card.

"Captain Shen is in the same situation as me." Qi Xinli continued, "This is the case with military families. Sometimes life goes on and there is one less person on the dining table. To be able to live and be reunited is the greatest hope. "

After the words fell, Shen Yunting nodded: "Yes."

Hearing this, the expressions of the Shao family couple moved slightly.

They looked at the two sons of soldiers in the ward, and then at the children they had raised by their side since childhood.

[Sometimes life goes on and there is one less person at the table. 】

But now, their Axiu is doing the same difficult job. He also spends less time with his parents and leaves more, and he has to deal with endless monsters... It is indeed the greatest hope to be able to reunite alive.

Ji Si closed his eyes, knowing that it was still a little bit late: "Speaking of which, you two are considered old in the team. Have you ever thought about starting a family?"

Shen Yunting shook his head: "In the precarious end of the world, getting married means killing someone else's girl. I'm on the front line every day, and if I don't get it right, I won't be there any day."

Qi Xinli agreed: "It's the end of the world, and I live with my head hanging on my belt. Even if you want to find someone, you have to find someone you like, right? If you find someone you don't like, in case I burp one day, it's really I’m not happy until I die! It’s better to find someone you like, so that when you die, you will walk away with a smile.”

The faces of the Shao family couple were slightly pale, and under the trend of empathy, they treated Shao Xiu and Zhuo Wuya a little softer.

Ji Si knew that the time had come, but he was still short of strong medicine.

He smiled and said, "That's right... By the way, Wu Ya, why don't you see your parents?"

Zhuo Wuya pinched his thigh violently, and his eyes immediately turned red: "I was sent up the mountain when I was young, and my master raised me. Others have parents around, but I don't. Because I don't have any, I always thought I was a girl."

Everyone: ... an evil Taoist said that he was like a little angel.

Zhuo Wuya pinched three times: "I just want to find someone in the future. I like him, and he likes me. I will treat his parents like mine, and I hope his parents will treat me like their own. So, I life is complete.”

The faces of Shao's couple were greatly distressed, they finally softened their expressions, and took the water that Zhuo Wuya had handed before.

"Good boy..."

Immediately, half of the situation in the ward disappeared, and Ji Si hid his achievements and fame.

Lackey personally handed Ji Si a cup of hot tea, almost saying "help me", but Ji Si remained indifferent.He just took the hot tea and put it on the small table, and greeted all the parents.

The fragrance of tea wafted up, Ji Si took a drink of the tea, frowning slightly.

too thick...

Sinocheng smiled slightly, and unconsciously opened a box of coffee beans.Just when he was about to grind it carefully, he heard his mother Shi Yuhua whisper: "Chengcheng, you...do the doctor say you can drink coffee?"

Sinocheng opened his mouth, and his hands paused.After a long while, it can be regarded as holding back the word "um".

As everyone knows, what can pig teammates do? No. 1 demolition!

"Brother Cheng can only drink porridge now." Jiang Qining ate up a whole plate of skin, and it really added skin to skin, "He made this coffee for Ji Si."

Sino City: ...

Crowd: ...

Shi Yuhua: "Chengcheng, mom hasn't even drunk the coffee you make."

Snow City is a ruthless tearing machine: "Don't you only drink goat's milk?"

Shi Yuhua: "Chengcheng, it's not about what mom likes to eat, but about your attitude. Whether I like coffee or not, shouldn't you tell me?"

Sino City: "Dad, Mom wants coffee, you go make it."

Si Chengyan: ...

Crowd: ...

Ji Si felt that Si Nuo City, who didn't need to be beaten, might soon be beaten by his parents in mixed doubles.In order to prevent the grown cabbage from being labeled as sauerkraut, he had to smooth things over.

Ji Si said: "Your parents came all the way to see you..."

Snow City: "They voluntarily."

Ji Si: "It's just a cup of coffee..."

Sino City: "They asked me to soak me, so I'm not ashamed?"

Ji Si: "Why do you want to talk about face in front of your parents?"

Sino City: "Face is face. To talk about face is to have face. I want face, so I don't make a fuss! But if I don't talk about face, it means shameless. Then the problem comes, since I am shameless, then I still go What bubble?"

Keith: ...

Crowd: ...

"What I make is not coffee, it's my free will." Sinocheng said, "I can make whatever I want, and I can make it for whoever I want. No one can force me to make coffee that I don't want to make. I don’t even want to make coffee for someone who doesn’t want to.”

Ji Si convinced: "You are really a dutiful son..."