High priest

The farmhouse’s chicken coop was built in the courtyard, surrounded by crude wooden fences, muddy and wet, and dirt piled up.

Ji Si, who was all in white, fell to the ground, his whole body was stiff; twenty chickens flew into the air in chains, which was a stunning scene.With a high-pitched female voice piercing the night sky, the atmosphere suddenly became anxious.

"Catch the thief!" The lights on the second floor of the house were brightly lit, "Steal the chicken! A thief stole the chicken!"

The shouting was like a beacon, igniting the smoke of the whole village.Perhaps the village has been peaceful for a long time, and it is rare to see excitement, and no one wants to be left behind.The elders yelled and cursed, the younger ones held sticks, hula surrounded them all around, and the light from the flashlight intertwined into a web.

closer, closer...

It's not that Ji Si didn't have time to get away, but wasted the time to get away on unnecessary concerns.

He found a latrine.

A shabby latrine that cannot be described in words.

It is supported by a dilapidated plastic shed, covered with a leaky fence wall, and a septic tank full of filth is placed obliquely in the middle.There was no concealed door in front, and the front was aimed at the chicken coop, only three feet away from where he landed.

Almost, just that little, he "died" at the prime of life... In contrast, falling into the chicken pen is really a great blessing in life!

He didn't have time to exhale a bad breath, and the light bulb outside the gate of the house suddenly turned on.A woman rushed out aggressively, her voice was like a bell: "Catch the thief! The chicken thief! Catch the chicken... steal the chicken... the chicken..."

It stopped abruptly, and the tone was inexplicably weaker by eight points.She stared blankly in place, like a frame of stop-motion animation.

Seeing the focus of the dim light, Ji Si slowly turned his face to the side.

Wearing a moon-white robe and long, smooth hair.The black silk at the temples is braided into small braids, fixed by slender silver branches, and the tail tip pours down like water, blunting all sharp edges.

The outline is handsome and the eyebrows are picturesque.A gentleman is like jade, as it should be.

When he looked back at the light, he was kind and gentle, which really made the sun and the moon lose their color.

At this moment, the terrified hen turned into a holy white dove, the flying chicken feathers melted into colorful falling leaves, and the marinated chicken rings were added with a hundred layers of filters to render it into a paradise of Eden. Even the villagers waved it in their hands. The flashlights are like light sticks to call idols...

The painting style of "Late at night unite together to catch chicken thieves bravely" changed instantly to "meeting venue for idol offline activities", it was just a matter of meeting each other.

The woman's lips moved, and after a long pause, she finally finished her last sentence: "Chicken...you are so beautiful!"

Ji Si showed an awkward yet polite smile.

"Young man, it's so late, what are you doing in Jinguihua's chicken coop dressed like this?"

"I... smell the chicken and dance."

……

The "spiritual guy" Ji Si, who dresses fancy and likes to dance with chickens in the middle of the night, finally escaped the fate of being sent to the township police station by relying on his handsome face.

It's just that bad luck can be avoided, but life is inevitable.

The belongings he brought into the new world from "Reincarnation", except for a universal ID card that can be used, the rest can't be pawned.Even if it is a hard currency of gold and silver, once it is exchanged, it will cause trouble in vain.

Wealth is not revealed, and people's hearts are unpredictable.

Although Ji Si is not afraid of any threats, he also refuses unnecessary troubles.He chose this world to complete his "project", not to be an enemy of all living beings.

Now that you have entered the country, you can do as the Romans do.What they eat, he adapts to; what they use, he tries.New life, new experience, can be regarded as an immersive game.

And his immediate task is to need some common currency.In exchange for ordinary clothes and shoes, prepare a popular mobile phone.

However, how to make money is really a problem...

The street market in the township is very lively, there are many shops, but the jobs are already saturated.He walked from the street to the end of the street under the eyes of the villagers looking at the strange flower, and stood in front of the bus stop for a while, carefully studying the stop sign.

I am used to riding in carriages, shuttles, time machines and Star Warships, so taking a bus is really new.

After learning that taking the bus requires a two-yuan coin, Ji Si slowly walked to the side of the telephone pole covered with small advertisements of "curing infertility", and stood there quietly with a staff.

With his good looks, he finally got his first "client".

The owner of the hardware store, Sun Guoyu, had nothing to do, so he observed Ji Si for a long time.He has opened a shop in the town for more than [-] years, and there are familiar old faces dangling in front of the door.

It's rare to meet a new face, so it's natural to take a second look.Unexpectedly, just looking at it, I was fascinated... To be honest, I have never seen such a handsome young man in my life.

Thinking of his eldest niece who has been single for 26 years, Sun Guoyu rubbed his hands, thinking that meeting is fate, why not hold a rope, what if it happens?

So, he stepped forward with goodwill.

"Young man, you don't have a face." Sun Guoyu smiled kindly, and skillfully handed out a cigarette, "Where are you from?"

Ji Si smiled and rejected the cigarette: "Jiangnan. Thank you, I don't need this."

Good luck to non-smokers!Reliable, he is someone who knows how to live and love his wife!

Sun Guoyu became more and more kind. He kindly asked Ji Si's name, and threw out a long line of probing: "Are you standing here waiting for your girlfriend?"

Keith replied: "I don't have a family yet, and I'm just here to do business."

"what kind of business?"

"Fortune telling."

Sun Guoyu: ...

"The hexagram gold only needs two yuan." Ji Si only took the most needed part at the moment, "It's just the fare for a trip, do you want to try it, sir?"

Looking at the handsome young man, is he actually a charlatan by profession?Two yuan a hexagram, although the amount of cheating is not much, but with the advantage of his face, it may be a lot, right?

No wonder...

The master who looks like a man and has an extraordinary temperament, who would come to this remote town to do business, shouldn't he sharpen his head and go to the big city?

Only in this small broken town with outdated concepts and outdated ideas, mostly old people who practice feudal superstition and children with little judgment, can they be fooled by him and swindle money by him!

Tsk, make black-hearted money!If you don't follow the right path at a young age, it's time to teach you a lesson!

Sun Guoyu smiled lightly: "Success. Then look at my face, when can I get out of this broken town and become a big boss with tens of millions of dollars?"

Ji Si calmly said: "In a dream."

Sun Guoyu: ...

Because the high priest spoke too frankly, he neither got the coin from the customer, nor did he wait for the "next time".Instead, he was taken to a back alley by angry customers, and turned three corners to a "regular" fortune-telling stall.

The blind man wearing sunglasses, wearing a light yellow priest robe and with fluffy hair, locked on them precisely when he raised his eyes.And quickly put away the phone, and immediately straightened his back and assumed the posture of a master.

He was sitting on a cloth stool, and the small table in front of him was full of messy things, including copper coins, mahogany swords, red strings, cinnabar, and unknown dog skin plasters. Black characters - horoscopes, horoscope, physiognomy, and dragon acupuncture, ten yuan a time!

ten bucks!Bold, red, focus!

Keith: ...

Sun Guoyu rolled his eyes indiscriminately, sat down on another small stool, stretched out his hand to Mr. Blind Man, and asked, "Half Immortal, help me check my palmistry, the fortune of my life." how is everything?"

Mr. Blind took his hand, touched, pinched, and weighed it symbolically.

After pondering for a moment, he actually trembled slightly: "This, this is the fate of being rich and powerful! I have been ordered for nearly 30 years, and I have never encountered such a strong luck pattern! Aura, aura!"

Ji Si: ... rich and powerful?Strong luck?

Obviously, the greatest fortune in his life is only when his wife is willing to give him money...

Sun Guoyu was satisfied when he heard it: "Tell me about it."

"You are honest and honest, and you are destined to have countless gold and silver." If you are not stupid, you can rush to give me money. Isn't the owner of a hardware store just sitting on countless gold and silver?

"When I was young, I had the pain of acne, and it was easy to get sores and ulcers, and it would heal when I was an adult." Who doesn't have acne in adolescence.

"There are many friends with good backgrounds. Because you are loyal and courageous, most of them are willing to help you when you are in trouble." They are all from the same village and have the same surname. It is impossible not to help you.

"You are talented, virtuous, blessed, and wealthy. Your children are filial. In your later years, your children and grandchildren can enjoy family happiness. The only thing missing is a little luck. Remember to do more good deeds and give a lot, and then ask me to do something to pay off your debts." , it will naturally turn around from time to time, and it will be full of treasures."

Seeing Sun Guoyu frowned slightly, Mr. Blind quickly changed the subject: "It's not bad if you don't do these trivial things. You are born to be rich. If you don't get rich today, you will get rich tomorrow. Just wait." !"

When Blind Barren blows, the Bull Demon King flies in the sky.

Sun Guoyu generously rewarded Mr. Blind with ten yuan, stood up with a radiant face, and sighed as he passed by Ji Si: "He is called a fortune teller, and you are called a life-killing judge."

"I can't even say good things. Two yuan is too much for me to give you!"

Keith: ...

He began to understand why his friends said their world was beyond words.

"I have been taught, and I have also learned." Ji Si smiled formulaically, gentle and polite, "Thank you, sir, for bringing me to see the world, and I have learned a lot."

"It's just that we don't have a good relationship, so we have to say goodbye." Ji Si looked at the station in the distance, and looked further along the road, "Then, I wish Mr.... peace and success."

He gave Sun Guoyu a slight nod, and walked forward leaning on a big stick, his cloud sleeves fluttering lightly, freehand and romantic.

Unexpectedly, within three steps, Sun Guoyu rushed forward and stuffed two coins into his hands: "For the sake of your auspicious words, here they are for you."

"Don't engage in trickery and abduction, find a serious job, or you won't be able to marry a wife." He persuaded him earnestly, "You are still young, you can start again if you go wrong, it doesn't matter."

Ji Si smiled, very softly.

The radiance of humanity is always brightest when it is bestowed with kindness.He really felt the warmth.

He accepted the Guajin, and reminded slightly solemnly: "After Mr. Go home, remember to take out the private money in the insole and give it to your wife."

"Ah? You, you..." How did you know that I hid the money in the insole?No, no, why should I take the initiative to pay?

"Your wife has already found out." Ji Si's eyes showed pity, "If you don't take the initiative to confess, you won't have any fortune in the future, remember to kneel sincerely."

Sun Guoyu: ...

why would you know

Not long after, Sun Guoyu rubbed his hands and said, "Young man, my eldest niece is 26 years old this year, she is gentle and virtuous..."

Ji Si smiled and said: "If you don't find a serious job, you won't find a wife. Mr. Cheng taught me, I don't plan to do cheating and abducting." .

This is to back the cause and effect.

Sun Guoyu: ...