High priest

Jiang Qining, a young expert who never overturned when eating melons in the circle of ladies, finally became a big African chief who was publicly executed because he ate a poisonous melon that was used as a pesticide in the circle of brothers.

Therefore, if you hit the top bird with a gun, you should keep a low profile when doing it.As long as he is not so complacent, he will not be extremely happy.Eating melons is a pleasure for a while, and you are beaten to the crematorium.

Facing the super god Ji Si and the inhuman Sino City, even though the sea of ​​flames is not far from his left hand, Jiang Qining feels that the world is like a heavy snowfall. paper money.

Perhaps the inner strength was too strong, and the burning sea of ​​fire was frozen every inch, turning into an endless ice field.

First it was extremely hot and then it was extremely cold. The algae plants had never seen such a scene, they were almost taken away by the wave of heat expansion and contraction, and they lost their vitality.

The ice sheet began to collapse, raising white smoke, and the algae was finally buried in the big pit corroded by him. When Jiang Qining saw the end of the algae, he thought of himself for some reason.

Probably because the rabbit died and the fox was sad, he also fell into the huge pit he dug.

After that, there was a very "serious" interrogation.In the bewildered eyes of Qi Xinli, the only one who didn't know, he found that his teammates quickly and decisively divided into two factions.

One faction is called "Extinction", headed by Sino City and Ji Si, exuding the black light of destruction that the Son of Destiny and the Destroyer villain are working together.

One school is called "Survival", with Jiang Qining and others eating melons as the main ones, erupting the belief of small animals struggling to survive under natural disasters and man-made disasters.

Qi Xinli only felt that his hairless head became even more bald: "Hey, what happened, can someone explain to me?"

No one paid attention to him at all, he was sandwiched in the middle like the most charred meat in a hamburger, black on both sides.

But soon, the turn-based large-scale confrontation between the two factions made him understand the cause and effect, and he expressed triple emotion in his heart: "Fuck", "You guys don't take me with you when you eat melons", "It's a good thing you don't take me with you when you eat melons". .

In fact, excluding the threat of force from Ji Si and Sino City, he thinks the "Survival faction" is very reasonable... To be honest, if Ji Si hadn't said "none of you can escape", the Survival faction would not necessarily be twisted together strands.

Jiang Qining was natural, he rolled behind Lackey every minute, and delivered the strongest blow with the weakest voice: "You are so eager to kill me, aren't you really angry because I hit the point?"

Lackey pinched the nape of his neck expressionlessly and pulled him out: "Send you to death, don't pull me." It was so brave to hide behind him, making him seem to be able to withstand Ji Si's blow like.

Jiang Qining's heart was suddenly trampled by ten thousand mud horses.

Sinocheng frowned: "Old Jiang, you must be realistic. You can't think that your teammates have similar feelings just because you have feelings with Lackey."

Hearing this, Yu Mingyang covered his face with a distorted expression: It's over!The boss of the company also has a fake melon!

Oh!What kind of melon is this?Everyone showed a look of "looking up to high-end players", and looked at Jiang Qining and Lagi in the wrong way.

Seeing the gossip burning his body, even Lagi was shocked.Immediately, he felt that Sino City was dragging him into the water, and immediately ignited an unspeakable fighting spirit.

Lackey dragged Jiang Qining back and put it behind his back, saying that since he was going to fight, he would cover up this little brother: "You should be realistic, what kind of bullshit relationship do I have with Jiang Qining!"

Jiang Qining nodded wildly: "We have no feelings!"

"Then why do you leave people behind?" Shao Xiu bald for a while, and violently attacked his teammates.

After three seconds of silence, Lackey dragged him out and put him in front of him.Seeing this, Shao Xiu issued a second crit: "It feels so deliberate to do this."

Zhuo Wuya covered Shao Xiu's mouth: "Don't hurt your temper, I will definitely not let him speak again."

Lackey and Jiang Qining: ...

Crowd: ...

No, no, this atmosphere is too weird.It wasn't until they broke the melon apart that the two sides realized that the melon was not necessarily a melon, but a widow wearing a melon skin.What caused the misunderstanding between the two sides?What makes them so sure that they are right?What exactly caused the current situation?

Is it the unequal information, the incomplete communication, or the perfect brain?

If the conditions are sufficient, Qi Xinli will really add a sentence into the microphone: [Welcome to watch "Into the Melon Field" at [-] o'clock. 】

Ji Si and Sino City looked at each other, and there was no need to say anything because of the tacit understanding.Sino City hit the ball straight and asked, "Then let's talk about it. The reason why I came up with this idea is because on the day on the island, you and Lao Jiang were alone until late at night before returning to the dormitory, and your body was wet."

Wow!Everyone couldn't help turning their attention to the Survival Faction.

Jiang Qining kicked the ball with a backhand: "The reason why we went back so late was because we 'accidentally' saw you and Ji Siyue watching the stars at the beach! Wet because we were lying on the rocks watching you, who knew you two would watch Stars all night!"

Fuck!Everyone immediately turned their attention to the Extermination faction.

Ji Si calmly said: "But according to my divination, you have a trace of Long Yang." A fatal shot!

Lagi stubbornly said: "You said that 'energy is transmitted by vibration', it is possible that the Long Yang of both of you is vibrating, so it affects the two of us who share the dormitory with you." Comprehensive attack!

Shino City was extremely sharp: "Why do you explain that you and Lao Jiang spent an hour in the bathroom taking a shower, and there was still no sound at all? What are you doing when you turn on the dimension?"

Thieves pull exciting ah!Everyone stared at the Survivors, but there was only one thought in their hearts: Do you know what eating melons is?This is the real melon-eating scene!Let 'em tear let 'em tear!

Lackey did not give in: "Tch, you who bathed in the river for three hours after shooting the crocodile have no right to criticize me."

Jiang Qining tried to reason: "You didn't take a shower at all, you were sitting on the cliff chatting with Ji Si in your torn clothes! What did you two do on the top of the cliff?"

Damn it!Everyone turned their heads vigorously to the Juejue faction, thinking that today's portion of eating melon cured their cervical spondylosis.But if you can move your neck like this every day, your cervical spine will be ten years younger, right?

Sinocheng said: "I washed and torn the clothes myself. I was on the top of the cliff to ask Ji Si to borrow clothes. I spent three hours because I was looking for clothes in the inner city. You are talking nonsense."

Lackey said: "The reason why the shower is turned on is to avoid disturbing people's sleep. The reason for washing for an hour is because we brush our teeth, wash our face, and wash our clothes in the bathroom. You guys are talking nonsense."

Speaking of this, even Ji Si couldn't help but twitch his mouth.Did the two parties think too much, or did he make a mistake in divination?

Zhuo Wuya stroked his chin and fell into deep thought: "It seems it's all a misunderstanding... It's strange, since it's a misunderstanding, shouldn't the problem be solved after you communicate with each other? Why did you get deeper and deeper, and which link went wrong? "

Thinking of this, Sinocheng suddenly thought: "I remember that Lao Yu is an insider. I asked him to confirm the matter of Jiang Qining and Lagi, and he didn't refute it."

Lackey narrowed his eyes: "Ah, Lao Yu is an insider. I remember Jiang Qining asked him to confirm the matter between you and Ji Si, and he didn't say no."

At this moment, all the people in the audience cast death glances at Yu Mingyang.

Yu Mingyang: ...Eating melons at both ends is very risky.Dangyun was not standardized and was beaten with two lines of tears.

"Ahh! Listen to my explanation, I just want to calm down and save my life!"

Then, there is no more.No one expected that the first person to be beaten into a mosaic was Yu Mingyang.

At that moment, the kind-hearted Qi Xinli squatted beside "Mosaic", showing a priest-like look of compassion and intolerance.He erected Yu Mingyang's cross and leaned against him, sighed: "I'll bury you in that ice pit, so that it won't stink, and be more careful in your next life."

Yu Mingyang: The world is not worth it!

The more he thinks about it, the more it is not worth it. Yu Mingyang hopes that someone can be buried with him: "If I have another chance to do it all over again, I will definitely not eat the melon handed by Old Jiang."

With just this one sentence, everyone turned their death eyes on Jiang Qining again.That's right, Jiang Qining was the beginning of everything.

Lackey silently took a step to the left: "Graceful burial for the friendly army."

Jiang Qining: ...

So, the two mosaics lay down together, and Qiqi stared at Yunjuanyunshu in the sky with loveless eyes.

"Why do they have such a tacit understanding even when beating someone?" Jiang Qining murmured, "I still think I guessed right."

"Don't eat melons anymore, don't we lie symmetrically?" Yu Mingyang said, "Stop talking, it's important to pretend to be dead."

Jiang Qining: ...

Both Ji Si and Sino City are ruthless characters. They eventually beat the whole team in the name of "practice guidance", letting the teammates who are too full to lie down and understand life.Only Qi Xinli, Jiang Ziying and Shen Yunting survived, and they were speechless after watching this scene.

Jiang Ziying said with a wooden face, "Now, it's Ji Si and Sino City who are causing trouble."

Qi Xinli wiped his face: "It doesn't matter Lagi, he has a big heart and a good manner, and it's over if he loses. Zhuo Wuya is a grudge, and Shao Xiu is a wife protector. Give these two cultivation guidance, they Those mouths can really turn around and 'teach you to be a man'. Moreover, even if they are beaten, they will suffer losses, Jiang Qining and Yu Mingyang are afraid that they will turn against each other."

Shen Yunting sighed: "Old Qi, let you handle this end."

"Hey, you..."

"Xiao Jiang and I should go back to Central Continent. I'm afraid that if we stay in this team, I won't be able to keep my hair."

Jiang Ziying nodded seriously.

Qi Xinli: ...the three of us together are called "sandwich pie".As soon as the two of you leave, I will be "egg yolk pie". How can you just watch me turn yellow?

At this time, Qi Xinli finally discovered a truth——

In fact, there is no touching friendship in this team at all, some are just plastic brotherhood, that's all.

"Saving the world depends on such a group of people..." Qi Xinli sent out a soul comment, "The earth is really hopeless, right?"

……

In the final analysis, the main reason why human beings can overcome heaven is because "heaven" is unreliable, but human beings are reliable.For example, when Inhuman's top combat power was still fighting in the nest, the human-dominated alliance had picked up clues about Wyatt and Banuru.

"Four hours ago, our satellite captured an image of Wyatt on the abandoned island at 58 degrees south latitude." The major general of Tai O said, "That abandoned island... is where we put the nuclear waste. Wyatt Show up there with living demons, and where the demons are rooted is the waste area."

"It seems to be able to absorb nutrients from nuclear waste." The major general pursed his lips, "It quickly grew from a lump of sarcoma to a large cocoon, and a large number of 'umbilical cords' wrapped around it tightly, and the other end of the umbilical cord was attached to the waste. According to the regulations, we did not act rashly, but do we really want to let it continue like this?"

"It seems to be undergoing a second evolution. I don't know what will hatch?"

What else can be hatched, of course it is a monster!

But now is not the time to accuse Tai O of not discharging pollutants in accordance with international law... A group of high-level officials are suffering, but they still have to put on a "serious" look.If they had known today, they would definitely make "environmental protection" a reality instead of shouting slogans.

It's too difficult, but if you die by yourself, you can only swallow the bitter fruit yourself.

Huo Chengying only felt a headache.

Before the destruction, a bunch of countries accused Central Continent of being unreliable and unworthy of cooperation.As a result, as soon as Doomsday came, he said all day long that he was reliable and gave him the most mess.If possible, he would like to kill the opponent with a single shot.

He stared fixedly at the major general in Tai O without saying a word.The latter was stared into a cold sweat, and he was not relieved until Huo Chengying looked away.

"They are heading towards Tai O, right?"

"Yes, it is."

"Then leave them alone." Huo Chengying breathed out, "If you can contact the awakened ones, let them know. If you can't, it's Wyatt's business to seek death."

However, as January is approaching, the eyes of the sky are likely to open again.

The current earth is like a sieve, and some monsters will leak out anytime and anywhere.There are 70 billion human beings, but today, except for the Central Continent, which is barely preserved, what are the rest of the countries?

Hundreds of millions of low-level demons will come again several times, and the 70 billion people who are fully fighting and counting can't stand it.

Huo Chengying was silent for a long time: "Let's end the meeting first."

After that, his assistant brought the person in charge of the Dao Palace.The two old men looked at each other, then sat opposite each other, and got to the point without much nonsense.

Huo Chengying's meaning is very clear, can this unscientific troubled world be resolved with unscientific methods?He needs a general direction.

The person in charge stroked his long beard and said, "I just heard..."

"It is said that when the sage comes out, Kyushu will be peaceful." He said, "This prophecy has existed since ancient times, and the thing left by the high priest in Central Continent also reminds this point."

"The thing left in Central Continent?"

"...One oriole and two mimosa." The person in charge said, "They are brought back from the ghost domain, and the oriole among them is related to my Dao Palace. It's a long story, and I can only tell you——Unity is a city." , the saint will come out. No matter how many secrets there are, I can't break them."

When the will is united, the sage will come out?

Is this saint a person or a group of people?

Huo Chengying sent the person in charge away, and was about to call Zhang Yan.Unexpectedly, at this moment, Wang Yiyuan pushed open the door, with unspeakable excitement on his face: "Huo Lao! Huo Lao! Great event, good event!"

"what happened?"

"Research Institute—our research institute has produced a floating aircraft! It is exactly the same as the legendary UFO hahahahaha! It is relatively small and can only carry one person. Go and see it!"

Huo Chengying was overjoyed.

He thought, "sage" probably refers to a person who serves the country and the people!

……

At one o'clock in the morning, the scientific researcher and intelligence officer in Central Continent finally contacted the awakened one in Da'ao.It's just that neither of them expected that the researcher and Qi Xinli were classmates of the same class.

A face to face, each other silent.In the end, the "joy" of meeting broke up the embarrassment.

The scientific researcher smiled and said, "I really envy you working for the Awakened team. Different fates in the same department. I roll between the laboratory and the intelligence area. I am as busy as a spinning top every day, and my hairline recedes by three centimeters."

He stroked his hair with a wry smile: "Look, it's completely missing a third."

Qi Xinli looked at him expressionlessly: "...What are you doing like this? I envy you for working in the scientific research institute. The same department has different fates. I roll in the mountains of swords and flames every day, and I have no hairline anymore."

As he spoke, Qi Xinli took off his hat covering his head in front of his classmates, revealing a big shiny light bulb.Smooth, shiny, and hard, it looks like no vegetation will break out of its shell!

Just a face-to-face scare made the classmates turn pale.

Qi Xinli smiled blackly: "Look, it's completely gone!"

old classmate:……

"For the sake of being an old classmate, since you envy me so much, then this blessing will be given to you." Qi Xinli acted very magnanimously, "Why don't you come to Tai O to take over my job, and I will Go back to Central Continent to take over your work, okay?"

Let the egg yolk pie return to Central Continent!It's hard to be caught between the Survivalists and the Exterminationists!

The old classmate was very moved and refused: "No, no, no, no, I just came to inform you of something. A lunatic brought a monster to Tai O to trouble you. You..."

Qi Xinli's eyes lit up: "Is there such a good thing?"

"what?"

"Great, with new toys, they finally won't fight each other..." Qi Xinli said in a compassionate voice.

※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※

PS: What kind of life does Qi Xinli live these days——

Survivor: Old Qi, look at those two, look at them!The relationship is better after beating someone, they just have a relationship!dont you agree!

Extermination faction: Qi Xinli, as a human being, you can’t listen to one side and believe in another, you have to use your brain to think about who is right, don’t you think so?

Qi Xinli: ...Damn it, why are you all asking me to comment!