High priest

Ideal is full, the reality is very skinny.It is said that it is to make the demons fight, but the actual operability is full of poison.

For example, as the hottest No. [-] breeding seed Ji Si, how should he create a Shura field efficiently and decently?

As the professional theoretical consultant of the "Bachelor Squad", Jiang Qining, the dog-headed military strategist, gave a technical answer for the first time: "Flirt! Just flirt, understand?" He slapped his thigh and began to wink, "It's the kind that is more suggestive." Small movements, such as taking a puff of cigarettes and blowing them slowly on your face. The smoke is smoky, and the feelings are warming up..."

Lackey: "If someone dares to spit smoke rings in my face, they will be gone. Don't say that the relationship is heating up, it will cool down before it heats up."

"Shut up!" Jiang Qining almost choked to death, "There are more than one kind of small moves, do you know which moves are the most lethal to men? Think carefully about the girl groups you chased in adolescence. When the long legs are resting on the sofa, the hem of the skirt is lifted, and the stockings are slowly taken off, who can resist? Tell me, who else!"

Shao Xiu and Yu Mingyang thought so deeply, but the rest of them remained expressionless.

Sinocheng said: "I was working in a game company in my adolescence, and I never chased after a girl group."

Lackey has a strange angle and a sharp point of view: "Kerce is a man. Although his legs are long enough, if he lifts them up and puts them on the sofa, lifts his robe and slowly takes off his socks, I will only think he is going to shave his legs. Leg hair."

"Are men flirtatious when they shave their legs?"

Everyone: ... Do you think that everyone is as rich in vegetation as you are?

Jiang Qining was choked to death, but still stubbornly stood up: "I'm just making an analogy, do you understand the analogy! Then, let's talk about how men flirt with girls. I still have some theoretical experience."

He slapped his thigh: "According to my mother, my sister, and my tablemate's performance of chasing male stars, I found that they can't stand handsome guys doing these things, one is 'say I love you with my heart', and the other is 'bow to say thank you' You', the third is 'suddenly wink you'. Generally speaking, as long as these three actions are done in unison, the wave of screaming will be stable."

All the bachelors fell into deep thought and retreated tactically.Obviously, they really listened to it!

"You know wink, right? Just wink at them, just one! Like this—" Jiang Qining searched for his feelings.Soon, he compared his heart with one hand, blinked his eyes, and said to Ji Si: "I love you!"

Jiang Qining's two thick eyebrows raised, instantly making the sunny boy's smile very greasy.

Ji Si said indifferently: "Go away."

Jiang Qining: ...I'm teaching you and you still despise me!This unreasonable world is so salty, only the cake on the plate still has a little sweetness.

"Anyway, that's how it is." Jiang Qining expressed that he would never love again, and he shrugged his shoulders, "There is almost no need to do anything, as long as you wink at the right person at the right time, it is a hint of flirtatiousness. If the other party If you have an idea, then the Asura Field is a matter of course."

Everyone looked at each other and felt that this method was feasible.It's just that in practice, it seems to break through the shame.After all, all the staff are honest people, novices in the love scene, and they go on stage without any mental preparation. I am afraid that the corners of their eyes will become twitching if they blink, right?

"Why don't we practice first?" Jiang Qining suggested.

Everyone couldn't help but looked at Ji Si, it was Gene Seed No. [-], no matter how you think about it, the mission of the Shura Field should be handed over to the High Priest!

Keith: ...

Perhaps his teammates' expectations were too high, or his curiosity drove him to try new things. Ji Si swept over the unreliable mascots, Qi Xinli who was watching a big drama, and Jiang Ziying who couldn't be abrupt... Finally, the experimental The target was fixed on Si Nuocheng.

That's right, as long as you smile greasy like Jiang Qining...

Let's get revenge!

Ji Si put the scepter in the crook of his arm, and suddenly turned his head to look at the unsuspecting Shino City, clasping his hands together.But seeing the other party's eyes widen suddenly, he looked like he was seeing a ghost in daylight, as if he had been hit by a soul crit.

This expression is quite fun to tease!

Ji Si raised his eyebrows and suddenly smiled.In an instant, like the wind blowing the earth, the ice melted and the snow melted: "I love you."

The staff of Sino City broke the fork subconsciously, and the calm face that had remained unchanged for 80 years changed the style of painting, and it became petrified on the spot.He felt a ringing in the ears and dizziness, double images appeared in front of his eyes, hot blood was rushing to the top of his head, and the temperature of his whole body soared to boiling in an instant.

He didn't know what he was thinking, he only knew that it seemed that he had eaten too much food and supplemented too much nutrition, so the slacks seemed a little tight... No, no!It should be because I have been single for too long, so I feel handsome when I look at a man.

No, Ji Siben has pretty features!

no!Why does he want to judge whether a man looks good or not, and whether he smiles handsomely?This is so strange!It's just—

"...Brother, Brother Cheng, Brother Cheng..." Infinite loop.

Sino City regained consciousness as if it had been hit hard: "Huh? Is there something wrong?"

However, he saw that the expressions of his teammates became more and more strange, looking at his face as if they were looking at some new land.Sino City was about to ask questions, but Jiang Qining carefully took the paper.

paper?

What is he doing with the paper?

"Brother Cheng, wipe it off." Jiang Qining stared straight at him, "There's a nosebleed... If your pants weren't black, your crotch would look better now."

Sino City: ...

He raised his hand and wiped - good guy!Sure enough, the nutritional supplement is too much, and the nose bleeds!

But he was thinking one thing, and his teammates were thinking another.Qi Xinli opened his mouth, but finally swallowed all the words, Yu Mingyang leaned forward without fear of death, and beeped softly: "Boss Si, you just looked stupid at Ji Si."

Sino City paused: "...Of course you would be stupid if you haven't seen this posture."

"But not only did you look stupid, you also had a nosebleed."

Sinocheng said with a cold face, "Isn't the nose on the face used to bleed!"

Everyone: ...Your reason is so strong that I can't give any refutation.

"By the way, where is Ji Si?" Si Nuocheng looked around and found that the person had disappeared at some point.Involuntarily, he cast his eyes on the dance floor, "Why, he went to the Shura field?"

Jiang Qining murmured: "Brother Cheng, you not only look stupid and have a nosebleed, but also a broken piece. Did you forget? The two of you were sitting close to each other, and your nosebleed sprayed his hand, and he swept across the crowd to wash his hands. "

Sino City: ...

"I said Brother Cheng..." Jiang Qining whispered, "Are you and Ji Si doing a fake show?" He pointed at Zhuo Wuya and Shao Xiu, "After performing in Ning Yuan once, we see each other Right? Hey, you tell me quietly, and I promise not to say anything."

Lackey made up the knife: "I won't say it either."

Yu Mingyang: "Me too!"

Teammates: "We won't talk about it!"

Sino City: ...

He took a deep breath to calm himself down, then picked up the cake on the dining table and put it on Jiang Qining's face: "It's not what you think at all, I just got angry recently."

"Oh—" the voice was prolonged, "It's just getting angry."

Silence, silence is the sofa here.

Not long after, Sino City launched a scuffle, which instantly attracted the attention of the audience.When Jiang Qining's head was pushed into the sofa, he still shouted hoarsely: "Brother! Brother Cheng! I'm making them into a Shura field, not us into a Shura field, let go!"

"Grass, what's wrong, why are we the ones who turned into the Shura field?" Tears streamed down his face, there must be something wrong with the way they opened the Shura field!

Jiang Ziying, who was watching with folded arms: ... Heh, man.

Someday this group of men can be trusted, it is estimated that sows can not only climb trees, but also fly!

……

Facts have proved that although Shura Field may be late, it will never be absent.After all, there must be "Sura" before there can be "field".

Once Sino City got mad, there were quite a few heavenly demons staring at him.Especially when the scent of his blood filled the air, the sight of the Outland Demon became more and more greedy.They were mostly attracted by Ji Si before, causing them to ignore a group of living people around him.

And after Ji Si left for a while, they suddenly realized that the genes of these living people became stronger and stronger one by one, and they were simply the best candidates for reproduction.

So they behaved more eagerly.

The director politely persuaded them to fight, and told them that a good guest room has been prepared, and if they feel unwell, they can go back to the guest room to rest first.

Qi Xinli smiled and asked, "Excuse me, do they live together?"

"Oh no, of course not." The director smiled, "We will never neglect the guests, the rooms prepared for you are all luxurious suites, I hope you have a good time."

There are 8 floors of "residential areas" in the ark, with 120 luxury suites on each floor, all of which accommodate "elites" who abandon their homeland in times of crisis and run away with food and weapons.

Unfortunately, the road didn't go very far, just like this ark, it was stranded on the ocean of life.

Seeing that everyone was separated, the Awakened knew that the real crisis was just beginning.Even if the Shura field "death before leaving the army" caused unimaginable damage to one's own side, but putting them one by one in the "cage" was the real beginning of the Shura field.

Knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, they naturally want to go to the mountains of tigers, let them try with their own hands how tough the Ark of the Nut Kingdom can be!

"Ji Si hasn't come back yet..." Shen Yunting frowned, "Are you going to find him?"

Sinocheng's eyebrows twitched: "No, I will always come back after playing enough."

Crowd: ...

If it was in the past, none of them would think much about Sino City's words.But after experiencing the "bloody incident", they will always unconsciously over-interpret it.

For some reason, they heard the sense of authenticity of "the lover stays out all night, and the man says he will come back after playing enough"?

Dignified and generous, virtuous and generous... Damn, it's poisonous!No, no, no, it must be because I ate too much at the dance party, and the overnutrition caused my brain to get tired!

That's right, that's all!

Under the leadership of the director, the awakened ones were brought into the room one by one.

After parting ways with Goubi teammates, Sinocheng closed the door with his backhand, then stroked his head from his chin with his hands, inserted his fingers into his hair, and rubbed his short hair into a mess irritably.

He is very annoying and messy.He had a vague guess about his abnormal state of mind, but he couldn't confirm it!

Impossible...it must be because I drank too much wine today.

Thinking of this, he directly took off his coat, pulled off the collar, and went to the bathroom to take a cold shower.About 5 minutes later, Si Nuocheng, who was wearing a bathrobe, leaned on the bed and turned on his phone in boredom.

Then there is no more then.

Among the group chats of the Awakened, Jiang Qining danced the most happily: "Did you say Ji Si is back?"

Yu Mingyang: "Come back, but he almost never goes online."

Jiang Qining: "This is even more worrying! He is the No. [-] gene seed of our Central Continent, the kind that the heavenly demons are scrambling for. Will he be blocked in the bathroom? On the road? On the road? In the suite?"

Yu Mingyang: "It's possible..."

Lackey: "Why are demons blocking Ji Si's door, but I spend a long time grinding an ax in my room, but no demons come to my door?"

If you sharpen your axe, who dares to come to your door!Everyone complained.

Sinocheng turned off his phone, and walked around the bed several times in his slippers.I don't know what he was thinking, his expression became more and more bitter, and his handsome face suddenly turned into "black impermanence".

He seemed to have had a good mental struggle, and finally returned to his usual state, opened the door and walked out.

Forget it, go find him, find him...

To be honest, Sino City also wanted to figure out his attitude towards Ji Si.I always feel that compared to treating people as rivals, I seem to care a little more than I shouldn't.

Why is that?

……

On the lonely corridor, amidst the flickering lights, Ji Si met the girl who invited him to dance again.

The other party wore long hair, and his bones were a little unnaturally curved.At this moment, she was looking at him with her head tilted, smiling strangely and charmingly, and a strange voice came out of her throat: "Have I seen you?"

"I've seen you, your strength? Where is it?" The girl's long hair poured out, her neck bent slightly to the left.On the white neck, something swelled and squirmed, like a bug.

Blue-purple meridians meandered up from her neckline, spread over her neck, and climbed up her cheeks.Not long after, her eyeballs spun and spun to the other side, turning to another "hemisphere", which was a completely black pupil, without any whites.

"I remember... I remember..."

With her high heels on, the girl approached Ji Si with one deep foot and one shallow foot: "Holy race... Are you Sirius, Draco, or Pleiades?"

Ji Si smiled faintly: "I'm just the high priest."

"High Priest?" The girl's voice became rougher, "What is that?"

Ji Si's cheeks were half-bright and half-dark in the light, and he smiled and said, "Yes——the person who sealed the demon king Abaddon with his own hands."

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PS: Lackey: Keith knew everything, so he became the "high priest".What about you, you seem to know a little bit about everything, so what are you?

Jiang Qining: It's Jiang Joker.

Lackey: ...