Xiao Sakura is a big man in men's clothing [Comprehensive]

Even in this society where superpowers are everywhere, because he is too invincible, the number of personalities reported by Qi Mu's parents is far less than what he shows.

But despite this, relevant personnel from the government, laboratories, advertising companies, and secret armed groups, etc., are still like a dog's skin plaster. Training, even underworld successors.

Parents have been moving for as long as they can remember, trying to get rid of these endless, even violent, submission psychos.

Because the son said that he just wanted to be a very ordinary person.

What's interesting is that, in order to avoid searching and facilitate display, every time he changes his school and address, his registered personality will be changed to another category that is completely different from the previous one.

For Qimu boy, this is something that can bring him a little fun besides the daily routine of being constantly harassed, boring studies and boring interpersonal relationships.

This kind of life trajectory should have been repeated until he could completely get rid of it...

But this kind of occasional ups and downs, mostly peaceful life was ruined by a guy named Mingzhitouzhen.

As a transfer student, when he introduced himself on the podium, he recognized his former classmate Kusuo Saiki at a glance, pointed at him and yelled "ah".

——This is the beginning of the nightmare.

The long-winded and wise, at first it was just annoying to talk too much, but one time, Qi Mu, who had the personality of [teleportation] at that time, shot in front of him and rescued a careless bird from a tall tree. After the little milk cat climbed up, his eyes changed.

It was a look mixed with surprise, suspicion, curiosity and excessive thirst for knowledge.

A wise cousin is a well-known high school student detective in the Japanese Metropolitan Police Department, Goro Akechi.Most of the cases handled by him, the criminals can be easily solved without the need of a hero—although it is just as the other party’s unqualified relatives, who are wise and honest, probably want to learn from him, so the road of great detective began Elementary school classmates started.

Familiar with the class environment, he specially designed a campus bullying case, and the victim was none other than Qi Mujun, who actively blocked the noisy voices of others through modern and convenient personalized products.Just taking advantage of the kindness of young Qi Mu, Zhizhi Touzhen finally achieved his goal.

"Look, look, look! Let me just say, Kusuo-san actually has a lot of different personalities! And unlike me, who is useless, most of them are practical!"

Kusuo Saiki, who was looked at with suspicious eyes by his classmates, tried to keep a low profile and formally bid farewell to the plan. After that, the unpredictable wisdom made him alone again and again-but once he transferred to another school, he would sit on the ground. If you ignore the other party's rhetoric too often, it will cause trouble for the family again.

"........."

Whenever he feels how stupid human beings are, the teenager will either go to the store to buy a large box of jelly desserts, and comfort himself that the guy who can make this kind of thing is not too bad; Sometimes, he would hide in the school swimming pool alone. Anyway, he can hold his breath from a female cat to give birth to her cubs. The underwater world is the quietest space.

Then, in this place, an unspeakable thing happened.

He was raped by a boy in his class.

Although halfway through the dive, it was his fault that he put down his body and went outside to see the queues of the newly opened coffee shop near his home, but the first [-] people got a [-]% discount coupon—the temptation of such a thing is also hard for ordinary people to resist ?

Satisfied to find that I will definitely be able to make it in time later, but when I return to my body, the next second I am stunned, there is a strange and soft thing on my lips - the other party is still blowing into my mouth, this is definitely a life-span The top ten experience in black history.

But honestly...

At that time, the only thing he felt was one thought.

In the lungs, breath, and nose, there is the wonderful smell of the top coffee jelly.

——He doesn't dislike such a world.

……

The person who rescued him was the man of the year, Sakura-kun.

To a certain extent, Saiki Kusuo decided to put them together because of the loud and meaningless voices of "The Sea Clan is amazing", "Sakura-kun is so cute"...and so on when he came to school every day. All pass.

Although I don’t want to have any interaction with such a person, according to the physical education teacher, he was the first one who dared to jump down when he realized that he had completely sunk, picked him up in the deep water area, and quickly gave him first aid. The one who breathes is Sakura.

The Sea Clan is such a brave and kind race, the physical education teacher exclaimed.

Misunderstood Saiki because he was cold and violent, so he couldn't think about it for a while. Without hesitation, Sakura rescued this poor classmate who almost drowned himself, and asked him very concerned if he was okay—he had been with a bunch of people since he was a child. The professional English seed players get along day and night, and her sense of justice is very strong.

After hearing the story of him being 'bullied' because of his 'too strong', Sakura immediately figured out who the person spreading the rumors was, and immediately found Zhizhi who was joking with his friends, and asked him to apologize to Saiki .

A boy whose facial features haven't developed much yet is just cute at best.The sea tribe, who is sought after and loved by girls, is not too popular among boys, and because his character setting is too dreamy, he is a mermaid and a sea monster, no matter who he compares with, he can beat him On the other hand, the boys don't think too much of him.

Therefore, the wise man, who is very good at looking at his classmates, rejected him as a matter of course.

Then he was hanged and beaten.

Because Sakura didn't follow the rules, she called the parents directly.

Just in the sharpening period of his career, the fearsome tall man like a beast, with his fierce red eyes, folded his hands on his chest, and glanced at him coldly, before he said anything, he fell to his knees immediately On the ground, he was so scared that he pissed his pants and loudly yelled to bring adults to play with him—this behavior made Sakura's guardian frown and let out a "hum" in great surprise.

Then, things are very simple.

The bullied person got out of here, and the bullied person went home and kissed his uncle, and then happily became close friends with Qimu boy until he graduated from elementary school.

During this period, Sakura thinks that she has been helping Saiki rebuild his confidence in himself, not to be a first-year Potter with the cheat of a BOSS-level boss; "—"But it smells really good"—"Too much nonsense to miss the point"—"Even the French imports don't taste like this"—"He's here again"—"Tsk, today is Blue Mountain Coffee"... Repeatedly Wandering; maybe the stronger the superpower, the more sensitive to other people's physique.Even, when Sakura told him that he was going to Teiko to go to school, and that he would contact Enmi by phone from now on, Saiki felt a little bit disappointed.

If it is not an appropriate metaphor, this is like sending a drug addict who is soaked in narcotics every day to a forced withdrawal. People who occasionally feel that the taste is not strong enough-after a while, they will taste it immediately. It's an unbearably itchy, heart-scratching feeling.

The originally delicious dessert, when it was eaten into the mouth, lost the instant satisfaction and became bland instead.

Dessert is not the whole of life, it is not enough to make Qi Mu boy give up his low-key style, and even chase after the shiny existence.

However, because of this, whenever I see Sakura running over with a smile and saying, "I'm sorry to trouble you again this time, I want to take a bath in the sea", it is not easy to refuse, no matter from which aspect. .

Therefore, gradually, the boy Qi Mu came up with a set of reasons that fit him.

He believes that the integrity of the mind of the sea people is completely different from that of the land.

——He refused to admit that he had paid something for that casually slipped out "best friend" and those silly smiles.

……

Until now, when I heard the blue-haired boy's thoughts, after the astonishment, the first thing that popped into my mind was a sigh of relief.

...Great, he is not the pervert that Qi Mu Kongsuke said.

——Not the kind of pervert who will have some meaningless thoughts about his male friends because of some meaningless actions.

It's a woman's word.

"Damn it, Zhe, you made me become Sakurako in front of him, didn't you all say to use Occlumency!..."

"Feel sorry?"

On the contrary -

"It doesn't matter, anyway, I'm older than you now. Anyway, do you want to go together? Let me tell you, Kusuo can swim from here to Madagascar to see penguins!"

"...Sakura-san, in the real Madagascar, there are no such creatures as penguins."

"...Huh? Deku brother lied to me?!"

Feel happy.

Saiki Kusuo tapped on the back of her head with his ring fingers expressionlessly, just like the picture that Kuroko Tetsuya wanted to happen in his mind - it turns out that the basketball team trains like this, this method is very good, let's do it in the future.

"Don't compare things that don't make sense."

As soon as the pink-haired boy finished speaking, the figures of the three disappeared instantly on the spot.

The author has something to say:

Qi Mu: Morality is dead, and the emperor should stand.

To answer a mandatory question in advance, Shakespearean question, which stock do you choose?

——The answer is that children only do multiple-choice questions.

Announcement~ There will probably be a v on the morning of the 3rd, or the morning of the 4th, when it will be updated, I hope everyone will support it, this is not a long XD

In addition, after the silly little Sakura finished writing, I may have to slip away for a while, you guys said what interesting stalks you want to read, try to satisfy this book at once~

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