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【Weibo】

Scarlet autumn: This Friday at [-]:[-] p.m., the first live broadcast, I will wait for you on Weibo [shy].

As soon as the Weibo was successfully sent, the comments went crazy, the number of retweets skyrocketed, readers and fans cheered, and passers-by took a second look and found out that it was a BL writer, so they lost interest.

Sitting in front of the computer, Ji Li looked at the Weibo that he had just successfully posted, thinking about the vicious tastes of his readers, Ji Li guessed that there must be several hot comments coaxing him to wear women's clothes to live broadcast.

Click in, sure enough...

Reply under the first hot comment——Crimson autumn: women's clothing? tan90°

More replies burst out in an instant, and one of them caught Ji Li's attention.

Green Plum Boiled Wine: If you add another [-] favorites before the broadcast starts on Friday, can you wear women's clothing?

Asking seriously if it is possible, Ji Li has a little impression of her. Basically, every time she posts on Weibo, she can be seen active in her comment area.

Thinking that this collection is already the limit that his readers can reach, Ji Li replied to her: OK.

In less than a minute, there was a new trend in the comment area. Someone had already posted screenshots of the conversation between "Crimson Color Autumn" and "Green Plum Boiled Wine" in the comments, and the number of likes rose rapidly until it became the number one hot comment.

It’s no wonder Ji Li is so bold. He said that the collection would break [-] and start a live broadcast. It took more than a month to increase from [-] to this number, which was close to saturation. He didn’t believe it could rise to another [-].

Because he was afraid that someone would buy collections opportunistically, Ji Li's friends took the initiative to report a wave of Ji Li's articles recently. In the end, nearly [-] invalid collections were cleaned up. When his friends told Ji Li again, Ji Li looked confused.

——Is there such an operation?

He hurriedly went to Weibo to tell readers, don't use this method to collect favorites, if someone commits the crime again, he will cancel the previous agreement to start the live broadcast.

The real [-] collections are almost the same. For a serial article that has just started two months ago, it is not easy.

Originally, it was a live broadcast that was promised on the spur of the moment, but Ji Li didn't want to turn it into a violation of the rules to score points. After posting Weibo, he went to Jinjiang's backstage to update the novel, and lay down happily to play with his mobile phone.

As soon as I lay down, my friend "Little Bell" sent a message: Do you want to live broadcast in women's clothing? ! ! !

The question mark was followed by three exclamation marks, which showed how shocked the other party was by Ji Li's decision.

Fei Seqiu: [Sighs] I haven't written my horoscope yet, I just said that if the collection exceeds 15 on Friday, I will wear women's clothing.

Little Bell: You lion opened your mouth! 15! !How is it possible! ! !

Scarlet autumn: Yes, I never thought it would come true.

Little Bell: ...

Just when Ji Li thought that "Little Bell" had nothing to say, Little Bell sent: Will you show your face during the live broadcast?

So far, Ji Li has not disclosed his appearance on the Internet. He always mosaics his face when posting photos. For example, when he met a certain star at the zoo last time, Ji Li covered his face with cute decorations.

But judging from Ji Li's body shape, it can still be seen that he is a boy. Those white and thin legs are the dream of many girls. Xiao Lingdang looked down at her little fat legs and burst into tears silently. .

Scarlet autumn: Do you have to show your face in the live broadcast?I'm going to only have the camera down to the neck down.

Little Bell: What's the point of such a live broadcast!On behalf of your readers and fans, I want to see your face!

Fei Seqiu: [difficult] On my own behalf, I reject your request.

There was a knock on the door, and it was Ji Li's sister Guan Mu who said, "Xiao Li, open the door."

Hastily typed "I have something to do, let's not talk about it, okay?" Ji Li jumped up from the bed, ran to open the door, and let Bai Muyu come in sideways, "What is this delicious?"

He reached for the snack in Bai Muyu's hand, but Bai Muyu slapped it away.

"I saw your Weibo post." Bai Muyu looked at him with a smile: "I'm here to pick out cute women's clothing with you."

"Sister, it's impossible for me to live broadcast in women's clothing..."

"There are still four days until Friday, what if? It will be too late if you want to buy it, so you should prepare one in advance to be prepared." Bai Muyu put the snacks next to the computer, "The big deal is to wear them for me then." , if you don't have a chance to wear it."

Looking at Bai Muyu's tall figure, Ji Li coughed, "Sister, what suits me must not suit you."

Bai Muyu's attitude was instantly tough: "I said buy it, so I will buy it!"

Ji Li succumbed, just to make her sister happy, since she bought it, she didn't have to wear it anyway: "Okay."

Opening the shopping page with swift movements, Bai Muyu handed the food to Ji Li, gagged Ji Li's mouth, happily went to the online women's clothing store, and pointed to a classic chocolate cardigan dress: "This one is good, it suits you."

Ji Li shook his head while eating. Although he was very grateful that his sister didn't choose the pink strawberry outfit next to him, he didn't like this one either.

Bai Muyu narrowed his sly eyes, decisively showed Ji Li a few exaggerated foreign dresses first, and then pointed to a relatively simple light pink Lolita dress, Ji Li compromised and nodded in agreement.

After placing the order successfully, Bai Muyu straightened up, patted his brother on the back and laughed loudly: "That's right, my good brother hahaha, I can't wait to see how you look in this suit."

Ji Li, who has been bought by her sister's handmade desserts, looks helpless: "Impossible, how can my collection reach another [-]."

With a smile, Bai Muyu took back the cleaned plate and walked out: "My stupid brother, there is no absolute existence of everything."

The next day, the first thing Ji Li did when he got up early was to read the book reviews from readers last night. As a result, he clicked on the Jinjiang client to look at his novel's main page, and saw "127523" clearly displayed in the collection.

In one night, it abruptly increased by more than 2?How can it be!

Ji Li remembered that "Sweet March" had told him that the author could go to the administrator for self-examination, so he first sent a self-examination short message to the administrator, and then read the book reviews. Looking at it, he seemed to have discovered the reason for the skyrocketing collection .

The general meaning of many book reviews last night was: they were chasing romance, and a romance master recommended his article, so they came over curiously to have a look.

Ji Li knew without thinking that his sister must be at fault. Most of the reason why he became an online writer was because of his sister. After he moved in with his sister, he accidentally discovered that her sister wrote online The novel is a romance author, at the level of a great god.

Because of his sexual orientation, he was unwilling to compromise the family's practice of letting him marry a wife and have children. After the relationship became tense, he came out alone. It was his sister who found him and brought him home.

Now that he has been away from that home for four years, Ji Li does not regret his original decision at all. If he still stays in that home, he is afraid that he will be tortured insane and become a crazy person like a bum at the entrance of the village.

Ji Li logged on to Weibo, and quickly found the Weibo that his sister posted last night.

A light like a bean: I don't care, I want to see @红色秋穿女士!If this wish can come true, I don't mind starting from Saturday with [-] yuan a day, and the day changes for a week!Besides, his writing is really beautiful, are you sure you don't want to take a few glances? PS: Readers who can't accept Tanmei at all, don't force yourself, compare your heart.Attach the above link~

Below is a screenshot of the Weibo live broadcast announcement sent by "Fei Seqiu", as well as a screenshot of the promise to add [-] to the collection of women's clothing.

Of course, if only my sister said so, it would not bring so much influence. The key is that many other romance writers have reposted the Weibo of "A Light Like a Bean", expressing that they also want to see the women's clothing of "Crimson Autumn" , Most of them also provide various benefits such as daily update of [-] words, daily update of [-] words, sugar and cookies.

Ji Li timidly looked at everyone's big Weibo, and suddenly felt that the flag had risen above his head, with two large characters written on it: women's clothing.

If possible, he must time travel back to last night and knock out that Ji Li who replied "Okay" with a confident and calm face!

The good news of breaking 15 was greeted tremblingly, Weibo was full of cheers, Ji Li was gloomy, and Bai Muyu looked at his cute stupid brother with a smile while holding the express package.

In Ji Li's eyes, the caring and loving sister turned into an evil witch, and waved to him kindly with a hidden smile: "Xiao Li, come here, the clothes you bought have arrived, do you want to try them on first?"

"No!" Ji Li ran away in despair, closed the door and hid in his room.

Bai Muyu didn't force it. After all, the evidence of his younger brother's commitment to the live broadcast of women's clothing was posted on the Internet. So many people saw it, and he was not afraid that he would not fulfill his promise and put the package at the door of Ji Li's room: "Put things outside, remember Take it apart and see if you can wear it~"

Time flies, and it is Friday. Ji Li has never felt that time can pass so fast. Before he is ready, he will be pushed to the shelves.

Bai Muyu was as excited as a stepmother who disregarded her daughter's wishes and sold her daughter to a rich man to become his wife for profit. She was busy helping Ji Li arrange the live broadcast, and even forcibly dragged Ji Li to the dressing table in her room, gearing up I want to give Ji Li a beautiful makeup.

Ji Li finally couldn't help struggling: "Sister, I don't plan to show my face abroad."

Bai Muyu gently put his hands on Ji Li's shoulders, looked at his cute younger brother in women's clothing in the mirror with shining eyes, and whispered softly: "Little Li, you've put them on anyway, so let my sister draw a picture for you." What about makeup, if you accidentally show your face during the live broadcast, even if your real friends see it, they won’t be able to recognize your makeup, how nice it is.”

When Ji Li thought about it carefully, this serious nonsense was so well-founded that it was impossible to refute it!

The author has something to say: This article will be renamed "Youjian Shushe Human Affairs", to be more serious, and the name of the article is more serious. After all, I am a serious author, and I am proud to stick out my chest!