other people's big

Lin Mo once read a post on a certain forum. Since it was a long time ago, he had already forgotten the source and author, and even the general content.

Who knows, after reading it at the beginning, it was just a laughing thing, but today, I deeply understand the author's feelings.

The general content of the post is as follows:

It is said that every university dormitory has one who grinds his teeth, one who talks in his sleep, one who dances on the bed, and one who looks at the audience, and the host who is a junior is no exception.

However, this is not the point. The main point of the poster today is one of the girls.The girl is a local, tall and thin, with a proper white and rich beauty.When the host saw her for the first time in the dormitory, the first thing he saw was a pair of straight long legs, and he felt itchy at that time (ps: Those who say that they are still roommates, please consciously face the wall, the host Is it jealous, jealous, jealous →_→).

Then, □□ came, and the way we talked at the beginning was like this, looking at this movie from an artistic point of view, Barbara, Thoreau’s "Walden Lake" said Barbara, simply put, it reveals a strong Literary and artistic pretense.Now our way of talking is like this, shit you are poisonous, shit you have big breasts, tell me, the person who crawled on my bed last night was not who you are, shit it’s not easy to grow up like you, shit I’ve taken off my trousers and you just let me see this, sir, please settle last night’s account and come back next time, sum it up in one word, filth →_→

What kind of great change can turn a beautiful goddess of literature and art into a wretched and unscrupulous man full of H jokes in minutes. He has to say hello to the whole dormitory before he pulls, and then he comes out with a diaphragm.

Sure enough, before you get acquainted, you are a goddess, and after you get acquainted, you are a female nerve.In this regard, the host just wants to say: Auntie, we are not familiar [bye]

So, Lin Mo silently looked at the closed bathroom door, and expressed helplessly and funnyly, the ancients sincerely did not deceive me, and he was familiar with the previous Langtaosha, what a tall and cold god, but since he was drunk last night After the drink, Lin Mo said that although he was not good enough to use the term "male nerve", he still couldn't take a good look at him.

So much so that when Shen Yan came out of the bathroom after taking a shower, Lin Mo's eyes were a bit wrong.

The slender body was wrapped in a white bathrobe, and the undried water dripped down from the hair, and finally sank into the chest and disappeared. What should you do if you are so Su Ke? !

Lin Mo made breakfast, simple porridge with refreshing side dishes, Shen Yan was too drunk yesterday, and now he is really a little hungry, so he sat down and ate.

"Can you still cook?"

Lin Mo also took a sip of porridge: "Know it a little bit, you must learn some survival skills if you live alone."

Shen Yan nodded slightly, and continued to drink his porridge. Even though he said he was hungry just now, his eating was as elegant as ever, and he was not in a hurry, just right, completely different from last night.

The drunk and very individual Langtaosha seemed as if a wild goose had passed without a trace, Lin Mo said silently, that was Langtaosha, Langtaosha, Langtaosha, and finally swallowed his smile back.

The trustworthy Lang Taosha really forgot to blackmail him, and it seems that he has been in a state of fragmentation since he finished calling for help. Lin Mo was thinking about that erratic kiss. By knocking around, I didn't see any loopholes.

So, it's true don't remember?

He felt that he should breathe a sigh of relief, but at the same time, he felt a little bit of disappointment deep in his heart, or strictly speaking, a little bit of injustice.

He thought of his crumpled coat that was thrown in the washing machine, the mess of a car full of things that he didn't want to face so far, the outline he hadn't finished correcting, his half-wet arm, and the magical singing of a certain great god last night , Thinking of the pair of shoes thrown out of the window, thinking of the kiss that made him a little bit confused, he felt a little angry and funny, why you didn't know why I was messed up by you.

It’s not that I really think that it’s troublesome to pick up people when it’s raining at night, it’s just a kind of mischievous mentality, well, he has to admit, he really regrets not taking pictures of the whole thing last night, He is indeed a bit, no, it is a lot of curiosity after reading Lang Taosha's expression^_^

It's obviously a bit embarrassing, and obviously I can't fully understand my own behavior, but I don't want to turn over the matter so easily, so that I can't wait to know the reaction of that person with a bit of a bad mood.

Shen Yan had already finished the porridge in the bowl, and when he got up and filled another half of the bowl, he saw Lin Mo looking at him with a smile, which made him a little creepy: "Hey, speaking of it, when will you still drink it? Have you ever been drunk?"

"When you graduate from college and have dinner with friends."

"Then?"

Shen Yan paused with the hand holding the bowl: "I don't remember it after that, I just know that I received a lot of love letters for no reason."

Co-authored fragments is a repertoire?Should I also write a love letter?

Lin Mo laughed enough before continuing: "Then why don't you ask what you did last night?"

"what?"

Cup Mo Ting laughed and made a one-word summary with an unfathomable face: "Wonderful."

Lin Mo: "First you grabbed the clothes on my chest, insisted that I was wet, and insisted that it was too late to go to my house."

Shen Yan: "..."

Lin Mo: "Then you started to sing, itching, singing soaring all the way."

Shen Yan: "..."

Lin Mo blinked: "I tried to stop you, and then, then, you kissed right away."

Shen Yan: "..."

He felt that his face was a little green. Chen Ziyi never told him that he would turn into a wolf if he drank too much!

Lin Mo's face was also a little green: "Here comes, and then I finally realized that it was too late, and before I had time to open the car door, you threw up my shoe."

The truth of last night was that when Lin Mo was pushed away halfway through the kiss, Lin Mo was still a little dazed, but in the next second, the shoes suffered.

Lang Taosha fully embodies the self-cultivation of cleanliness. His shoes are completely unrecognizable when he vomits, but his body is clean, at best, only a little stained.

He didn't know it himself, so he quickly shifted his position.

Lin Mo watched him open the car door with disgust and sat in the back seat. He covered his nose sincerely and said, "Dirty!"

Lin Mo laughed out of anger, wrapped his hands in a tissue and quickly threw the shoes out of the window, sat miserable in the messy driver's seat and continued to drive.

God testifies, if it is someone else, I have to throw him out of the window together with the shoes, and the price of a kiss is too high→_→

When he finally got home, Lin Mo didn't even bother to take an umbrella, and was about to go upstairs after dragging a drunk man. He was standing at the door to unlock the door, when he saw a drunk man staring at his feet, his face The top is full of disbelief: "Hey, it's so cold, why don't you wear shoes?"

Shen Yan: "..."

Lin Mo: "Later I put water for you to take a bath, and you insisted on dragging me to compare who is bigger... You even danced to Little Apple..."

Shen Yan: "..."

Lin Mo: "..."

Shen Yan seemed to be silent for a long time before accepting the reality: "Do you have a knife?"

Lin Mo covered his heart and acted in panic: "Aren't you going to kill someone to silence you?"

Shen Yan just glanced at him lightly, but smiled slightly, showing a little tenderness: "No, I just want to peel an apple for you to apologize."

Lin Mo: "..."

I thought you were going to do seppuku every minute, and, do you dare not to laugh so Su? !Finally, we can discuss things about the hero and promise me that as long as you don’t drink too much, everything will be fine! !

After breakfast, it was already early eight o'clock. Since it is not a working day, I still have to go to work today.

Shen Yan's clothes were obviously unwearable, but fortunately, Lin Mo's figure was not too different from his, so he could handle it.

Shen Yan's car was parked at Moyunfang last night and did not drive over, while Lin Mo's car was in a state of decay, like a "crime scene" that had not been cleaned up.

The culprit, Lang Taosha, twitched the corners of his mouth greatly, and then twitched the corners of his mouth again, before he sighed and asked for his car keys to help with the aftermath.

Then they each took a taxi to go to work. When they were sitting in the taxi dizzy, Mo Tingda finally realized belatedly: Why do I have to go to work?In order to take care of the drunkard who didn't sleep well all night, he should stay at home to catch up on sleep. Can model workers eat anything?What is the most important thing to infect →_→