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As a must-have product for travel and home and an important prop for countless movies, novels and TV dramas, wine is an indispensable fetish to promote the development of the plot and make major progress.

At the top, you can adjust the atmosphere, and at the bottom, you can brag and pretend to be aggressive. In ancient times, there was the loyalty and pride of the children of the rivers and lakes when they were drunk, but today there is a so-called "wine table culture" that is extensive and profound.Two people who are completely unfamiliar, after a meal, they can call each other brothers and get closer in a straight line in minutes.

Threatening, framing, poisoning and killing one-stop service, if necessary, some spring yao can be added as a condiment, and the uncooked rice that has messed up the personality after drinking is almost capitalized.

When Lin Mo received the call from Shen Yan, he was at home thinking about how to perfect the outline of "A Picturesque Country and Mountain". His diligence in updating the text recently was as hard as the waves and sand, and Xing Chen was so scared that he said that he didn't need to remind him to write. Losing the meaning of life, the outside view is even more dumbfounding. While hugging Xinxinshale, he worried that the speed of updating the text was not because of Cup Mo Ting, who was about to stop writing, right?There are several nostalgic posts in the forum!

Lin Mozheng changed to the key point, and answered the phone casually, when he heard a certain voice on the phone, as cold and calm as always: "Is there something wrong?"

The sound came from the earpiece, accompanied by some background noise, which was a little fuzzy and distorted. Lin Mo walked to the window with his mobile phone and opened the curtains. Did God go down to earth to experience calamities? !

Lin Mo looked at the outline on his computer, so he didn't say anything, but instead asked, "What's the matter?"

With Shen Yan's temperament, it doesn't seem like he would trouble others easily, and if he would call, it must be because of something.

"I remember the last time you said that you lived in Shengshihuating? In other words, can you come to Moyunfang to pick me up?"

Moyunfang was only a 5-minute drive away from Shengshi Huating, and the rain was not too heavy. Lin Mo took an umbrella and got out of the car, and saw Shen Yan waiting for him at the door.

Probably because he has a job to discuss, he is wearing a slim black suit today, with reasonable tailoring and smooth lines, making his figure even more tall and slender.

Lin Mo walked closer and smelled the alcohol on his body. Although it had been blown away by the night wind, he could still tell that he drank a lot, so he asked tentatively: "Are you drunk? ?”

Shen Yan took a fixed look at him before saying, "I'm not drunk."

His complexion was normal, his breathing was calm, and his tone was upright. He was able to make a phone call by himself just now. It seemed that he was really not drunk. Lin Mo silently came to a conclusion.

Seeing Shen Yan tilting his head slowly, he added seriously: "But I'm drunk, so I can't drive."

Lin Mo almost fell down from the stairs. After he realized it, he started laughing wildly, clutching his stomach. The culprit still tilted his head and looked at him, as if seeing him laughing, he also faintly smiled and bent slightly. Eyebrows: "What are you laughing at?"

Lin Mo laughed so hard that he couldn't help but raised his hand and touched his head: "Do you dare not to be cute?! I can't stand it!! My God, will you block me when you sober up?"

Shen Yan thought about it seriously for a while, then shook his head with a smile: "No, I won't remember it tomorrow."

Lin Mo smiled and put people on the car. He had seen some people get drunk and go crazy, and some people fell asleep when they were drunk, but why did some people get drunk like this?Talking nonsense without blushing and beating heart, and committing crimes in a serious manner, too good at bluffing people 2333

Facts have proved that Dashen Jubi has a special drunken skill. It was only when Lin Mo went to help him that he realized that this drunk was definitely more powerful than he imagined. No wonder he just stood there without moving. In fact, he couldn’t even walk. Unsteady, fortunately, he was able to put on a fake pose with clear eyes and orderliness just now.

Drunk people are difficult to control. Shen Yan is not a petite person. He is about [-] pounds and [-] to [-] kilograms. In addition, it is raining. When he gets people into the car, Lin Mo feels himself. They were all a little out of breath, and they were sitting in the driver's seat taking a deep breath, when they saw Shen Yan pulling the clothes on his chest with a serious face.

Lin Mo: "..."

Why is he now full of bully attacking, using alcohol to go crazy after drinking/sex, uttering truth after drinking and other words, sure enough, he has written too many novels, and his brain is too big ==

It's a pity that the instigator's appearance is too intimidating, and Lin Mo really doesn't seem to be able to be messed up.He felt that he might be going crazy, but he actually found the serious and vicious old cadre Lang Taosha so cute, so much so that if someone hadn't been too aggressive, he really wanted to pinch his face...

Shen Yan had already retracted the hand that was pulling his skirt, raised his eyes slightly to look at him, and said in a flat tone: "You are wet."

Lin Mo: "..."

Why on earth, he actually felt a little inexplicably guilty [laugh cry]

Also, keyboard brother, you are not wronged...

When he got into the car from the door just now, he thought that the man was a bit of a clean freak and would feel uncomfortable in the rain, so he deliberately turned the umbrella towards him. Who knew that was how he reciprocated, it was really dumbfounding.

However, the culprit was still leaning on the co-driver, obviously he was walking in a high-cold manner, but when he smiled, it seemed that his smile became darker and sweeter for a second. Lin Mo finally stopped laughing, and held his hand with one hand. The little hooligan cosplaying on the back of his chair: "To your house or to my house?"

Shen Yan replied without changing his expression: "Your home."

He seemed to think about it for a while, and added: "It's too late."

Lin Mo: "..."

Compared with Shen Yan's house, his house is indeed much closer to here, but: "Why is it too late?"

Shen Yan didn't answer, and then somehow he mentioned Delete, saying that he was very popular with girls since he was a child, because he had a good voice, many girls wanted to "sing a boy who can sing a wedding song".

As a result, before he finished speaking, he sang by himself.

As we all know, Langtaosha has a deep and magnetic subwoofer, which is a proper ear pregnancy series, but no matter how good the sound is, it can’t match the audiophile with insufficiency of the pentameter. The audio of the chorus between him and Bei Moting in the last author’s exchange meeting has been ranked No. Langtaosha's black history is the first, and it is widely circulated in the circle, and everyone has a copy.

It is said that Zeng Youlang Taosha really loves black and wrote a joke about it:

A: Our home wave washes the sand, which is the conscience of the industry!

B: But he's off key [smiles]

A: Our family Langtaosha is in charge of writing!

B: But he's off key [smiles]

A: Our family's Langtaosha big hands are beautiful!

B: But he's off key [smiles]

……

Facts have proved that what is more terrifying than out-of-tune is special out-of-tune, and the angle of Lang Taosha's out-of-tune is extremely tricky. .

Even though Lin Mo had heard of it and made a first-level warning, he was still so shocked by the scene that he could hardly hold the steering wheel while laughing.

The one who had already sung from itchy to High, and didn't know how to change the tone, Lin Mo felt that his whole body was itchy from being sung, so he hurriedly found a place to park his car, and stopped laughing after a while: "Big Brother, Great God Ancestor, can we stop for a while, if you continue to sing, there will be a tragedy of car crash and death."

Shen Yan's eyes were bright, and he smiled and said hello.

Just as Lin Mo breathed a sigh of relief, he heard him continue to sing: "I close my eyes when I spin and jump, I can't see it in the hustle and bustle. Are you intoxicated? I don't stop in Bai Xue Xia Ye, blurring the age, and no one can see the dancer's joys and sorrows."

Lin Mo had already given up the treatment, and he held his forehead with a self-defeating smile: "How long have you been holding it in before you were released, do you really not consider taking a break?"

"What if I don't?"

Lin Mo suddenly laughed a little, raised his hand to cover the man's eyes, and said in a low voice: "Then there is no other way."

Then, he lowered his head slowly and kissed her flatly.

The unfinished "spin and jump" was submerged in the connecting lips and teeth, and the world finally became quiet.

Only tiny raindrops hit the car windows, leaving some wet traces, and the light from the car lights mixed with the street lights, blurring out a large area of ​​warm yellow.

Lin Mo felt that he was probably a little drunk too, his lips were stained with the strong taste of alcohol in that mouth, and the original impulsiveness unexpectedly gave birth to a little charming atmosphere as promised.

He felt that the vulgar Mary Su plot that he didn't even bother to use when he wrote the text actually happened to him, and it was really depraved, but it was so natural at that time I did it, and even now I don't feel much regret.

Before letting go, the willful and self-willed Bei Mo Tingda's last thought was: "Does this count as a bully, king, hard, upper, bow?"

If Shen Yan sobers up tomorrow and beats him to half-crippled body, can he be thrown in Dubai to pick up rubbish ￣￣￣