He is How to Train Your Dragon

Although it is a pity that there is no sour cream borscht, the meal is indeed delicious from the main course to the side dishes, and Yan Mofu nodded secretly.I decided to ask the chef of this restaurant for advice if I had time, and then go back and cook for Yan Modu.

"Hi~ Are the things from Baylis's house good?" Monica said while hiccupping.

"Well, it's really good. The taste is very strong. Whether it's the taste of meat or the taste of vegetables, it retains the original texture and freshness to the maximum extent. The seasoning only highlights the beauty of the food itself. The portion is also very good. Although Gat wine is strong and spicy, it is really refreshing to eat with food!" Yan Mofu evaluated the meal objectively, and his tone was full of appreciation.

"Hahaha~ You really know how to eat, not bad! You have taste!" He patted Yan Mofu's shoulder vigorously, and almost half of the bottle of vodka went into Monica's stomach. After the meal, she was already three-pointed drunk.

Reluctantly being slapped on the shoulder by her like a dead pig, Yan Mofu looked at Monica's eyes that were already a little foggy, and could only smile wryly.

"That's right, hey~ I'm a little sorry for you, but if you drink borscht with sour cream, it can best reflect the essence of the soup itself, and it can make the ingredients in the soup undergo a qualitative change, so as to achieve the most perfect fusion. Only when you drink it in your mouth can you fully enjoy the taste buds, and you can taste the subtle differences with each sip. Those are the tastes of the ingredients of borscht itself. When you drink the last sip, you will find that, All the flavors from before are actually concentrated in this soup, because that is the most essence that settles at the bottom, this is the real authentic Berris family’s borscht!!" Patted Yan Mo desperately With her shoulders bent, Monica became excited when she mentioned borscht.

Profound meaning? Adding sour cream can make the ingredients qualitatively change? And every mouthful is different? The last sip still drank the essence? Fuck! I haven't stopped running. Is this visual sense of anime lines an illusion?

And this product is also a time-traveling product, right? And he was an anime enthusiast before time-traveling?

Once this kind of doubt appeared in his mind, Yan Mofu became even more suspicious when he watched Monica's every move. After all, although the fighting clan really deserved its reputation, being so bold as Monica is a bit too much.

Whether it's her words, deeds, or the way she speaks, she really doesn't look like a woman, what's more, as the eldest lady of the duke's mansion, Yan Mofu doesn't believe that the old duke raised his daughter in this way.

Although Mira looked very hearty, and even boldly pulled Xiaodu out in the middle of the night to confess her love, her behavior was not as enthusiastic and rough as this young lady.

And from the first time he saw this young lady, Yan Mofu felt weird, if it wasn't for his attire or delicate appearance, no matter how he looked, he was a woman, he almost thought that this guy had a special hobby, A rough guy who likes to dress up as a woman.

Because Yan Mofu is in sales, he always prefers to guess the customer's heart from the words and deeds of the customer, so that he can better start with some small details that are easy to be overlooked, and finally slowly overcome those seemingly difficult customers .

But for Monica, Yan Mofu really didn't feel that he had to be so cautious, so he waved away Monica's hand that was still patting his shoulder desperately, turned his head and looked straight at her, His face was serious.

Then he said word by word, "Give me a porn..."

"I can move the whole earth!" Monica almost roared excitedly and said the following words.

Yan Mofu's expression didn't change when he heard it, he just stood up calmly and walked to Monica's side, then patted his dog's head pityingly, "Brother suffered!"

Monica raised her head to look at Yan Mofu with slightly blurred eyes, the expression on her face was not only excited and could be explained, it seemed to be both wronged and excited, and there was also a hint of obscenity.

"It's been three years! Brother! It's been three full years since labor and capital crossed! Nima, do you know what it's like to be a big aunt? Do you know that watching your Oupai grow bigger and bigger, but you can only see the pain that can't be practiced?" ?Do you know how sad it is to see my little brother who has been with me for 22 years disappear and have an extra abalone every time I go to the shower? A man I have never seen before, and then he raped the front and the back, raped Oupai and gave birth to him, the prehistoric power in my body can't be controlled, and I want to destroy the world!"

While talking, Monica began to gnash her teeth, as if she couldn't control the violent force in her body, she raised her palm and smashed the dining table in front of him.

With a muffled "click", the wooden dining table was split into several sections, and the tableware and plates on it were scattered all over the floor, which looked extraordinarily tragic.

Patting him on the head again comfortingly, Yan Mofu could only comfort in a deep voice, "Brother, it's not bad to become a woman, anyway, if you go to girls' bathrooms, toilets, etc., no one will call you a pervert or call the police anymore. Shouting that Uncle JC has arrested you, and getting in touch with girls at close range is considered a kind of benefit."

"Hehe~ buddy, you still understand me! No, the target of my strategy came back recently, and the borscht was brought to her. Sigh~ It’s just that the little brother who fought side by side with me is gone, so I don’t know if I can make it She cried and sang Conquer to me."

As soon as Yan Mofu finished his consoling words, Monica's true nature was exposed, and that wretched look was clearly evident.

"...I wish you a beautiful woman soon!" Yan Mofu really didn't know what to say to Monica who was physically disabled and still strong.

"Hey~ Thank you buddy Ji Yanha! When you go back with me later, I will show you my partner. Oh, I'll go, it's so beautiful! It's so pure and beautiful!" Monica said drooling Suddenly, as if thinking of something, he turned to look at Yan Mofu vigilantly, "Brother, don't do anything to the person I like, otherwise this friend will have nothing to do!"

"Don't worry! I have a wife." Yan Mofu who laughed angrily patted Monica on the head again and said dismissively.

"That's it! Oops~ It's still buddy, you're awesome! You've gotten used to it so quickly, hehe~ When will you bring my sister-in-law over to show me?" After a pause, Monica seemed afraid that Yan Mofu might misunderstand him, and then He continued, "Don't worry buddy, as the saying goes, a friend's wife is not welcome, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~ a friend's wife can't be bullied! Don't worry, I just want to recognize my face, and I promise I won't have other thoughts!"

"..." The more he explained, the more people would be misunderstood. Yan Mofu could only shake his head, "He's not here now."

"That's fine, next time my sister-in-law comes over, remember to introduce us." Monica thought that Yan Mofu was afraid that he had bad intentions, so she didn't say any more.

"Okay, sure." Yan Mofu didn't explain, just nodded in agreement.

"Hey, by the way, buddy, you haven't said who you are looking for here?" Blinking her eyes, Monica continued, "Maybe I can help you."

"Get out~" Pushing away Monica who was approaching him, "Don't be disgusted with Laozi, you are addicted to being a woman, right?"

Faced with Monica's clumsy winking eyes, Yan Mofu almost wanted to cover his face, this guy must be an anime enthusiast, he is missing all the important parts, and he can still do this, he is also a prostitute!

"Brother~ I don't want to be a woman, really!" Upon hearing Yan Mofu's words, Monica's sulky face collapsed in an instant, and the small expression of grievance was quite pitiful to me. , It's a pity that this guy is a rough guy with a hungry ghost, Yan Mofu really can't pretend to be sympathetic.

"I'm still a virgin! I just wore it so inexplicably, and I wore it as soon as I put it on. Nima is still forced to wear it as a woman. Brother, do you think it's easy for me? This is to make me two lives, nine Is it the rhythm of becoming a saint in the world? I am still young, I don’t want to see through the world so early and become a Taoist priest with a pure heart and asceticism!”

Monica tugged at Yan Mofu's sleeve, complaining with snot and tears at the same time, with a sad look, it's as if her own BGM is the erhu version.

Yan Mofu, who didn't know how to comfort others, could only continue to appease him, touching his head like a dog's head, just watching a big lewd man suddenly turn into a girl from a good family, Yan Mofu also bowed for him Tears of sympathy, suddenly his brain moved, and he thought that there seemed to be a pack of transformation pills in the novice gift bag before, but it can't change the appearance and can only have the transformation effect, that is, if men eat cucumbers, they have European pies and abalones, and women eat them. There is no Oppai, no abalone, but there are cucumbers, one can be used for three days, two can be eaten together for one month, and if you eat six at a time, congratulations, you will never get back!

When he saw this thing before, he still thought about it, it was a useless rotten thing, but now, when he saw Monica who was pulling his sleeve and holding her nose and wiping her tears, Yan Mofu couldn't help thinking about it.

If you use the transformation pill to lure this guy to help him, it should be easy to catch.

After all, only men know the importance of little brothers to men. Although Monica looks quite normal on the surface, but the pain in a man's heart can only be understood by himself, so how can he show it to the outside world?

After thinking about it, Yan Mofu quietly took out a transformation pill from the space and put it in his clothes, then slowly pulled out the messy sleeves that had been contaminated by Monica's tears and nose, tore them off neatly and threw them away.

Under Monica's puzzled eyes, she took out a black pill from her pocket and handed it to him.

"Eat it, if you believe me." In fact, this is also a piece of information revealed by Yan Mofu. Although the two are both time travelers, they did not know each other before time travel. Finding the same kind of touch, but for the character of the other party, after all, the two of them still don't know enough about each other, they will definitely subconsciously defend themselves, so, just by using the Transformation Pill, Yan Mofu wanted to see if Monica could get along with each other. After all, it is rare to find a fellow countryman, Yan Mofu is quite happy, as to whether he can hand over the back to him, it depends on the sincerity of the other party.

"What is this?" Monica looked at the black pill in Yan Mofu's hand, and the serious expression on his face, and she unconsciously became serious.

"Things that can make you a man." Leaving this sentence behind, Yan Mofu just kept silent.