He is How to Train Your Dragon

Coming to this astonishing conclusion, Yan Mofu was a little overwhelmed. To be honest, this conclusion really blinded him.

But when Yan Mofu thought about it carefully, he felt that it was normal. After all, Xiaodu was also an adult, whether it was thinking or body, they were all mature, so it was normal to have normal physical desires.

Unconsciously rubbing his nose, Yan Mofu suddenly couldn't stop his whole body from shaking.

Two vigorous men, no, they are two dragons who sleep together all day, not only that, but also hug each other tightly and sleep every night with very little clothes on.

Then the desire rises, and it is so normal to wipe the gun and misfire. At that time, it is also normal to carry out undescribable movements below the neck as a matter of course.

Thinking about it, Yan Mofu couldn't help showing a more obscene smile, he didn't even notice that the passing tenants looked at him strangely.

Yan Mofu, who had been holding back for a long time and urgently needed to be relieved, almost ran away and filled up the washing water, and went to the kitchen to cook some of Yan Modu's favorite dishes, and hurried back with water in one hand and vegetables in the other room.

And Yan Modu, who was completely defenseless, was still holding the picture album in his hand at this moment. He held the picture album that hadn't been opened yet, and looked blankly at Yan Mofu who suddenly appeared, with a face on his face. Before the blush faded, he was caught and he got rich.

After catching sight of the name of the album in Yan Modu's hand for the first time, Yan Mofu quickly arranged the things in his hand on the table without squinting, and then said as naturally as possible, "Come and wash it after packing it up." Let's eat, today I specially cooked some of your favorite dishes."

Sure enough, Yan Modu, who was still staring at him, suddenly relaxed, and when he walked towards him again, Yan Mofu found that the album in Yan Modu's hand had disappeared.

After reconfirming the fact that his child was dissatisfied with desire, the smile on Yan Mofu's face became even brighter, and he couldn't wait to play the restricted level in the dark.

After eating breakfast without taste, it happened that people from the Duke's Mansion came, and after a simple tidying up, Yan Mofu moved into the Duke's Mansion with Yan Modu.

Speaking of which, the treatment in the Duke's Mansion is good, even the place where they live is more than double the size of the hotel, not to mention the soft and comfortable quilt at first glance, thinking about what happened to Yan Modu on this bed tonight Yan Mofu couldn't stop being excited about something he couldn't say.

Fortunately, Yan Mofu has always been an acting school, no matter how broken and happy his heart is, his appearance is still casual and calm, commonly known as being able to pretend to be b, and knowing how to pretend to be b.

So no matter how violent Yan Mofu's heart is, Yan Modu standing next to him still doesn't know at all, but he is glad that he didn't see the album. After all, although the album is beautiful, Yan Modu Even if you don't understand the world, you can still see that this kind of thing is dirty, and you can't show it to others casually.

However, along the way, he couldn't find a chance to hide the picture album secretly, so he had to hold it tightly in his hand, for fear that if he was not careful, he would reveal it and be seen by others, especially Yan Mofu.

As for why he didn't want to let Yan Mofu know, he couldn't explain it himself, but subconsciously wanted to hide it from him, especially after he imagined the person riding under him in the album as Yan Mofu's face, he Inexplicably more guilty.

The two of them had their own thoughts, and they were all very cautious. After the Duke knew that they had moved in, he had already prepared the food and wine. As soon as they put away their things, a servant invited them to the hall. dine.

"Please wait a moment, my brother and I will change clothes and go right away."

"Yes, those two please hurry up, I will wait for you at the door, you can call me anytime if you need anything."

When the people retreated, Yan Mofu didn't say much. Instead, he actually picked up the clothes they bought in the past two days from his own space, and casually flipped through two dresses that are more suitable for formal dining tables. After Modu put it on, he picked up his own and put it on.

When both of them were dressed neatly, Yan Modu also took the opportunity to hide the small picture album in his hands, and with a slight smile, Yan Mofu opened the door.

"I've been waiting for a long time, please guide us."

"What did your lord say, please follow me this way." The servant bowed in fear, then led the two of them out of the courtyard, and walked towards the largest house in the Duke's mansion.

As soon as he entered this room, Yan Mofu could already hear the faint music coming from inside. Fortunately, it was a normal soothing music. Based on his current state, Yan Mofu was really afraid that he would lose control and make some jokes. He didn't care in front of others. The problem was that Yan Modu was also there, so he had to think about it.

The servant led them into the hall and retreated automatically. After straightening the clothes that were still neat and without creases, Yan Mofu took Yan Modu's hand and walked to the Duke very simply, and said hello to him first. , and then followed the servant's guidance and sat down not far from him.

Originally, Yan Mofu only thought that the duke's invitation this time was only of a personal nature, but now seeing the table full of big men in different clothes and beards, the first thing that came to Yan Mofu's mind was actually the word "Hongmen Banquet".

As soon as this idea came up, he couldn't help but laugh in his heart first.

If you dare to play a Hongmen Banquet with a dragon, you are risking your life.

After he and Yan Modu sat down on the seats, several people came one after another, probably all of them came together, the Duke stood up, then raised his glass and said to them, "You are all my friends. The heroic knights of the Knights Battalion, today, our Knights Battalion has two new knights joining, they are the two brothers Moriv and Moridou, and now everyone is here with me to welcome their arrival. This glass of wine."

He drank the wine in his hand in one gulp, and everyone who stood up with him also drank the glass of wine in their hands one by one.

"Haha~ Okay, after drinking this cup, we will be good brothers fighting side by side, Palch, Wigt, you two, as the captain and vice-captain of the Knight Battalion, you must take good care of them and brothers from today onwards, if they Being bullied, I'm the only one asking you."

After saying this with a smile, Igor sat back on his seat again. Everyone sat down after seeing him sit down. Soon because of Igor's words, the atmosphere at the wine table All of a sudden, it became hot, and apart from Palch and Wigert whom Igor specially named, everyone else raised their wine glasses and toasted to them frequently.

Yan Mofu accepted all comers one by one. As for Yan Modu who refused to admit defeat, although he prefers food to drinking, he is also infected by the enthusiasm of everyone at this time. As long as there is a toast Yes, he also picked up his glass and nodded, then drank it in one gulp.

Seeing that the atmosphere of the whole banquet became active, the Duke couldn't help but waved lightly to those around him, and then, without everyone knowing it, the music of the whole banquet changed. The elegant and soothing music of the banquet changed, becoming lively and lively , with the unique femininity of women, and the luxurious and neatly dressed musicians in a corner of the hall disappeared at some point, replaced by a group of young girls in red gauze dresses, all of them were in good shape and light. .

At this moment, she is wearing a misty and soft red gauze, dancing to the music, her movements are graceful and orderly, it can definitely be regarded as the ultimate visual enjoyment.

I just saw the performances of the girls becoming more and more explicit and provocative with the music, as well as the slender waist and buttocks that cannot be concealed by the tulle, and the long legs, all following their movements, faintly seducing everyone present everyone.

And it is obvious that none of the people here are honest and gentlemen. As a knight, the most indispensable thing is blood. It is taken for granted that this group of big men with excess energy every day sees such a seductive scene, how can they hold it, let alone for Yan Mofu The two made a toast, wishing their eyes could stick to those dancing girls.

Seeing that the duke looked excited, Yan Mofu couldn't help but frowned. It wasn't that he had never seen this kind of formation before, let alone this level of teasing before crossing, he just followed the customer Watching striptease together is also a common thing, but seeing Yan Modu who is obviously a little drunk and his eyes are starting to empty, he is a little upset.

This duke is really, he never forgets to pimp them all the time. He refused the dinner yesterday, but he didn't expect to come to him today. I don't know if this duke has any brains.

In fact, Igor really had no other intentions. He just wanted to introduce Yan Mofu and his subordinates to his subordinates, and kindly warned them not to bully others. This act also had a layer of protection for them. Meaning, as for calling the dancers, this is purely to add to the fun, and by the way, to open up meat for these big bosses, let them suffocate in the knight camp all day long to practice hard, and occasionally give some sweets to taste, as a reward.

Seeing that the goal has been achieved, everyone present looked straight, and Igor also said generously in a timely manner, "Which one do you like, you can take it back directly after the banquet is over, and you don't need to inform me."

The duke's words obviously brightened the eyes of everyone who had been envious for a long time. They couldn't help looking at the dancers with even more fiery eyes. While pushing glasses and changing glasses, everyone here has a lot of alcohol, beautiful food and wine. So there is no reason not to get drunk.

Fortunately, after drinking for three rounds, Igor saw that the relationship between Yan Mofu and everyone was getting better and better, and he didn't feel disappointed. He waved his big hand, hugged a beautiful girl and announced the end of the banquet, and he couldn't wait to leave up.

As for the people present, when the Duke was there, they could still maintain their superficially well-groomed clothes. When the Duke left, they all tore off their false and prudish coats, and rushed forward, carrying or hugging, with a group of hungry red-eyed wolves. Usually, if you rob a person, you will rush out, revealing the nature of the beast inside.

After watching the farce with a blank face, Yan Mofu waited until everyone left, then picked up Yan Modu, who was already completely drunk, and walked out of the hall.

While walking forward with Yan Modu in his arms, Yan Mofu kept sighing, the fighting nation is a beast, the scene just now was as if he had been a monk for decades and hadn't seen meat, like a wolf like a tiger.No wonder there is a saying in modern times that a three-year soldier is like a sow like Diaochan.Now looking at the actions of this group of people, he really understood the meaning of this sentence.

It's just that I feel sorry for those dancers, and I don't know if they are willing or not, or if they can enjoy it.

Thinking wildly, looking at the bright sun outside, the stamina of the wine in his body rose, and then being scratched by the hot wind, even Yan Mofu felt that there was a faint double shadow in front of his eyes, and his originally steady steps were a little messy .

Looking at Yan Modu with his eyes closed in his arms, and being stimulated by the stimulation in the hall just now, Yan Mofu suddenly found that the bottom seemed to be hard, and it seemed that a small tent had been set up...