Empress wears hunter

The morning in Wanshiwu always starts with the yelling and cursing of Dengshi's mother-in-law downstairs with a cigarette stick in her mouth to urge the rent payment.

The old woman's loud voice with the ability to open up the world pulled Yinshi out of sleep.

"Tsk, old lady, she's about to get fucked. She always interrupts Yinsang like this and still dares to say that she is not desperate and dissatisfied. She is definitely jealous of the infinite possibilities that Yinsang possesses when she is young and strong."

Pounding his hangover head, Yinshi touched the clothes scattered beside the tatami, which still had the stench of alcohol mixed with vomit.

But the only four sets of clothes he had had three sets washed by Shinpachi yesterday, and it was probably not dry in this weather.

I had no choice but to make do with it and wear it for another day.Shaggy and fastened the belt, Yinsang is such an informal man.

"Hey——, Xinbaji, Kagura!" Smelling the aroma of egg bibimbap, Gintoki sat down on the sofa with great horsepower and waited for Shinpachi to serve him the rice, and chatted enthusiastically.

"I had a super weird dream last night, you know. Yinsang was bumped into by a super beautiful woman just as she was peeing at the entrance of the alley. It's weird, right? Right? Yeah, Yinsang was in front of a beautiful woman Absolutely a gentleman without hypocrisy, how could he expose the indescribable wretchedness of a man to a beautiful woman and ruin his future? But that is to say, it is really a sweet dream!! That beauty is so beautiful, seeing Yinsang's majestic xx Shyly throwing away Yuye anchor 108th street, tsk tsk, just that face can make Yinsang beep to death."

"Yin-sang!" Shinpachi didn't give him more food, and took a deep breath, "That's not a dream!"

The hand holding the empty bowl paused in mid-air, and then Yintoki burst out laughing, "Ahahaha, Xin Baji, do you think you can fool Yinsang by making a serious expression? It's too sweet! Listen, even if you do To play a prank, it is not enough to just have a serious expression, but also to confirm the erratic attitude of the person concerned who is not sure of the truth of the situation."

"A strong-willed person like Yinsang would not jump into such a low-level flicker, but Xinbaji, your acting skills are really good. You obviously stole the old woman's fat times and pretended to be A Miao. When cheating pocket money in front of the orangutan , and said with a stiff expression and sweating profusely, it has only been a few days, and in the face of reality, the human soul will be like expired strawberry milk, will it still turn sour and stink in the end?"

Shinyachi Shimura was blown away when he heard it, "Put it on, when did I do that kind of thing? It's definitely you, except you, no one will make their soul sour and smelly for a jump of more than 200 yuan, I will say it is Mao Dengshi Sang has always suspected that the underwear thief escaped from prison recently, and someone called out to catch the thief. Also, why did you blame me for what you have done by tampering with memory without authorization?"

"You deserve it, you were almost chopped up yesterday."

"I told you it was a dream." Yin Shi's veins twitched and roared, "Playing such a low-level prank early in the morning is just like Yi Yuejun's cold joke, it will only be annoying, please think about us poor people The audience, I’m sorry for my conscience if I support you, if you don’t support me, it’s a bad relationship and you will lose your friendship. The world is not easy, how self-willed are you guys.”

Shinpachi supported his forehead like he was dying, "Yin-san, I understand your desire to escape from reality with shame and indignation. It's no wonder that you should take off your clothes and tie them up in front of such a beauty. Shinsengumi's patrol car was paraded in the streets. If possible, I would also like to press your head into Kondo-san's dirty crotch."

"But the current situation is beyond your control, because we have guests."

"Tsk tsk tsk, you have such a serious delusion at a young age, how great is Yinsang who took you in." Yinshi yawned indifferently, and then moved the tip of his nose, "Speaking of which old woman is doing something delicious of? So fragrant."

Accompanied by his words, was Kagura's cheers that had been unusually quiet after slicing the eggs and bibimbap.

Also, that beautiful figure that overlapped with his own dream appeared at the door of his kitchen.

The empress sneered as she looked at the man with messy silver hair, the smell of wine and a hopelessly useless temperament.

"Oh, when Ai's family was cooking, I heard a wonderful vulgar cross talk. It seems that even wretched men, exhibitionists, black foremen, thieves, and fraudsters have a little bit of merit."

The sweat glands that suddenly turned rapidly wet the whole face, Gintoki pointed at the empress who put the omurice in front of the Kagura table, and turned around with difficulty as if her neck joints were rusty.

"This is--"

"As you can see, the beautiful client who saw your wretched behavior." Shinpachi said calmly.

"So--"

"That's not a dream, I've been reminding you."

"That's—"

"I heard what you just said verbatim, but don't worry, anyway, there is not much difference between a pile of shit and a big pile of shit."

Yinshi stood up unsteadily, his legs were so weak that he almost couldn't stand, he staggered and ran to open the door of the closet.

"Anyway, anyway, I'll go find the time machine first."

"How could there be such a thing!" Shinpachi rushed forward and dragged Gintoki away desperately. "Come on, hey! Are you really sure you want to be such a life mentor in front of boys and girls?"

"Shut up, how can a young girl with a bright future understand Yinsang's despair, and put the responsibility of life on the fragile uncle too much. I don't care, I must go back to before I defecated everywhere last night, no, anyway If you want to go back, just go back to before becoming a madao, this time Yinsang must study hard and straighten her hair before going to work in Takamahara, and she must become the lover of Edo people Sakata Kintoki."

"To what extent do you want your silver hair to be a scapegoat for your natural curly hair? It's said that you are unpopular and can only be a magician because you have no ability and can't make money. Don't even count curly hair in this assumption! !"

"Put it down, I've confirmed this causal relationship a long time ago. Even wigs can receive two love letters a year. How can Yinsang not be able to compare with that kind of bastard? It's because a good dog is born with a refreshing head Straight hair. My unpopularity is the fault of my natural curls.”

"Guisang is rich and capable, no matter how you look at it, you, a waste material, can't compare with it?"

"Help!!! Oh, Kasang——, this world has been taken over by people who discriminate against natural stars. The earth is so scary, and I will shake the s star—"

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by a sudden attack like lightning, Gintoki quickly pushed Shinpachi away, and then tilted his neck——

The sharp nail sank into the cabinet door, leaving a tiny round hole.

"Oh!" Yi Ermi whistled, "No matter how much you pretend to be crazy, the movements you should have are still unambiguous. It's no wonder you were able to keep your short——"

"Il fans!" The empress interrupted him with a raised voice.

I really can't understand the man's sympathy, obviously this guy has always been a well-educated person, why can he even say such vulgar words here?

Yi Ermi secretly hated herself for being careless, no matter how angry she became, she shouldn't lose her composure in front of a woman. Why did she expose a man's inferiority and unfathomable lower limit for such a wretched thing?

You must know that this simple woman still knows nothing about the filth and despicability of men, even Hisoka, that unlimited guy, will try his best to create a romantic atmosphere to beautify his desires and intentions.

Pressing the killing intent, Yiermi stepped back and sat side by side with the Empress on the couch.

Kagura on the opposite side has already finished eating omelet rice, but how can Yatu's appetite be so easily filled?The two blue eyes looked at the empress eagerly, and instantly made her realize the tragic situation of the child's long-term hunger.

A pair of beautiful eyes glanced at the silver-haired man coldly and contemptuously, and said to Kagami, "Let's go, eat outside."

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In the most prestigious hotel in Kabukicho.

Unlike the chaotic and rough atmosphere of Kabukicho, it is like a gentleman standing among a group of poor people, standing out from the crowd and being admired.

The trio of Wanshiwu never dreamed that they would be able to come to this place one day.

On the rectangular marble dining table, there are countless delicacies and famous wines.Those high-end dishes that have only been seen on TV are beautifully arranged one by one like works of art.

And following the empress's voice "I like to order by myself", the honest and blunt three people ordered directly according to the number of pages.

There are desserts within two meters around Yinsang, shed tears after eating at the speed of almost one bite, "This is the parfait that only appeared in magazines, mom, after living for more than [-] years, Yinsang finally ate it .”

"Yeah, so I ate my sister's poisonous eggs for so many years, because today's happiness is so good that God can't bear it." Xinpachi stretched his arms with the delicious lobster in his mouth to get the foie gras in sauce.

"You guys are so worthless, Aru. This queen won't be so worthless. I can be satisfied with rice alone. No matter how delicious the side dishes are, they are also side dishes. Even if it's ordinary, rice is king."

"Miss, that is the diamond rice produced by Planet Luke, which only produces hundreds of catties a year, and is charged by grain." The waiters around who were shocked by their food couldn't help explaining.

Unexpectedly, this kind of contempt not only did not embarrass these guys, but the eyes of the three of them lit up, as if they were about to emit light waves.

"One more pot!" x3

It's not a bowl, it's a basin! ! !

The empress just clenched her fist.

She was persuading herself to be calm and calm, hadn't she seen too few battles?This kind of thing will break her calmness.

It's just three ugly-extremely ugly guys, and it's not like they haven't helped refugees.

I’m not so cruel when I go to refugees, it’s like people dying of starvation suddenly seeing food.

For the first time in her life, the empress couldn't stand upright and openly accept other people's gazes. Now she just wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in so that others wouldn't classify herself as one of these three disgraceful guys.

If it is said that Yier fans will seize the opportunity, seeing the Empress remorseful and indignant, she hugged her head into her arms.

This ostrich posture made the empress feel better, and she let him hug her like this.

Waiting for a few loud belches like a mountain torrent, the empress finally greeted the check with a trembling heart.

The beauty who was originally stunning in the world surprised the audience when she came in, but now everyone looked at her with more sympathy.

After paying the bill, let the waiter take them to a box, a small and closed place is more suitable for talking about things.

Perhaps it was caused by the lazy sense of satisfaction after eating and drinking, Gintoki didn't bother with the past anymore, and the three of them leisurely picked their teeth with a toothpick, and the empress wanted to hit someone leisurely.

Forget about the good-for-nothing guy, and the boy with glasses, who actually made a cute and innocent girl so vulgar.

Holding back her breath, the Empress decided to get down to business first.

"I heard that the famous Master House in Kabukicho is willing to do anything for money."

"Hey, hey!" Yinshi responded excitedly, "No matter how difficult the job is, we will accept it, whether it is to protect the beauty closely, or to protect the beauty closely, or to protect the beauty closely, even if it is such a difficult and risky job, it is not a problem. oh."

"That's good. The Ai family is looking for something, but it's not convenient to go to the place where it was handed down. How about it, do you accept this commission?" The empress looked at Yinshi with serious eyes.

"How come, you can just send someone casually for light work like finding things, such as the little brother next to you." Yinshi pointed to Yiermi, "We will take care of your personal safety, that's all That's a deal."

"One hundred million!"

"what?"

"The entrustment fee is [-] million from Ai's family."

With a stroke of silver hair in silver time, the dead fish eyes that have been lacking energy all year round suddenly sharpened, and the whole body's momentum changed, as if Shiraiyasha had traveled through time and space to come here.

I saw him looking at the empress and Yiermi scrutinizingly, as if all the conspiracies were pierced by this gaze.Then, he spoke.

"make a deal!"

The empress smiled in satisfaction, "Because of time constraints, Aijia will not wait any longer, and the task time will start tomorrow."

"Where?"

"Yoshihara."

The author has something to say: It’s really hard to write, and I have to go through every sentence several times, because the animation of Gintama really uses the skills of complaining to the sky, and Yinsang’s writing humor is not at the point where I can easily grasp it.

If it's still not funny?Please don't tell me, I've tried my best now.