Empress wears hunter

This episode has nothing to do with the main text, maybe there is, but it depends on the natural development.

During consumption, if you feel nausea, retching, poor airway, numbness all over your body, electric shock is like your first love.

The author is not responsible in any way.

My name is Hancock Hisoka Rushiru.

There is no doubt that if I were born as a woman, I would definitely be called Boya Hisoka Beating the Enemy Rushiru.

I once fought against such an irresponsible name, went on hunger strike, and ran away from home.But there is no follow-up.

During the struggle, I held up the small blackboard with the words "Please be careful with my naming rights" for a week, and my family members suddenly realized and clapped their fists, "Isn't this little guy advocating environmental protection!"

I have eaten three days' rations in advance many times in an attempt to resist my mother's superb and delicious dishes.But all ended in failure.

In the end, I imitated my uncle and they went to the Sky Arena for three months when they were young, and finally reached the [-]th floor to earn enough living expenses. I thought it was time to go home and greet my mother with teary eyes and regretful appearance, while I waved my little hand generously , saying that as long as I change my name to something crazy* cool and cool, we will forget the past.

But in reality, what greeted me was the disdainful eyes of my family, "It takes three months for that kind of place to go up to the [-]th floor."

This incident once caused great trauma to my young heart.Even my dads expressed disappointment with my qualifications.

"I'm afraid your talent won't make you a top killer. You have no choice but to become a pervert." The killer father said.

"I'm afraid you can't become a top pervert with your talents. You have no choice but to be a robber." The perverted father said.

"I'm afraid you can't become a top thief with your talents. You have no choice but to be a killer." The robber father said.

In the end, the old mother who stood at the top of the pyramid threw me into her arms domineeringly, "Putting nails, juggling, and stealing people's wallets are just professions that seem to have a lot of technical content. The son has not inherited those talents. It's really thanks to Aijia's strong genes."

"My dear son, don't listen to them. You are stupid, you can pretend to be wise and foolish, and you are the most suitable emperor."

(t___t) How could this happen?In short, my mother's coming forward still let me get rid of the shadow of inferiority a little (what's wrong?).

Oh, by the way, you can't call her mom.My mother hates all words about old age. Although she has remained beautiful for decades, age is indeed a woman's blemish.

I still remember that before I was six years old, Uncle Qiya still called my aunt happily, but after an unknown repair when I was six years old, he never dared to call again.

I have heard him habitually call out "aunt" several times, and then swallowed the word "aunt" before it was completely blurted out, rubbing it and turning it into the word "sister-in-law" and running out.

very pitiful!

My family is a deformed family, and that became clear when I was morally conscious.But sadly, the other parties with abnormal relationships have no normal moral values.

The so-called everyone is drunk and I am sober is also a painful thing.

I believe you can tell by looking at my name, yes, my family has one mother and three fathers.They are all incumbents.

Even if they seldom appear at the same time, even if they appear at the same time, it is all kinds of diaphragms, secret fights, and hindrances.The most powerful one almost wiped out the trio.

Originally, I was a child with an unknown father, but I almost became a single-parent child that time.So even now the three of them are still staring at each other and forgetting about the second, trying to kill the other two in one fell swoop so as to monopolize the old/mother and me by the way.But I am still glad that everyone is still alive. (so humble)

Now let’s talk about the unknown father. I put the surnames of the three fathers at the same time, which means that they all recognize that I am their flesh and blood.And judging from the degree of animosity between the three of them, it is impossible to know that I am not of my own kind and still allow me to call myself his son.The virtue of loving a house and a bird is too extravagant for them.

The reason for this situation is to tell the truth, they don't know who is the provider of that chromosome.There are two reasons.

One is that the mother let go of the three who tried to do a paternity test, and whoever dares to do it had better never let her know, otherwise they will definitely break up once they find out.The three of them weighed their mother's ability, but finally dared not act rashly.

The second is that my appearance is too compatible. First, my hair is black and straight, then my eyes are golden, and finally there is a cross on my forehead.

When I finished learning genetics, I completely knelt down to my mother.What kind of situation did it take to give birth to me?Could she knead three tadpoles into one?It's not scientific at all.

In fact, I have said so much, and I am just expressing my melancholy about leaving home.

I am 18 years old this year, the age to officially succeed King Lili of the Amazons.

Originally, a man was very opposed to taking over the power of the daughter country. Even if the mother has a lot of power, it can't change the deep-rooted thinking of most people.

Men, we are welcome, after all, it is rare, but if a mere man wants to rule us, then he has to ask the arrow in my hand whether he agrees or not.

But my mother dragged me around the country, and the voices of opposition disappeared like that.So Yan control is your justice, I don't want to be the leader of the daughter country at all——

No way, as a permanent resident at the bottom of the pyramid at home, I can't resist the only mother who stands on the top of the tower.Dads have always supported mom's decision.

If you don’t support it, there’s nothing you can do. You don’t want me to be happy, and some people try to please me.The result of disobeying your mother will not only be thrown into the sidelines, but will also be excluded by the other two people who will take advantage of your illness to kill you in front of your mother.Be careful that the fathers who dare not make mistakes are still working hard today in the great cause of fighting for favor.

With a simple bag on my back, I crushed a spar.When the feeling of falling came, I was still lamenting that the mother was really awesome, and this kind of heaven-defying things can be cultivated in batches in a way.

So she must be pretending to be noble and glamorous, and ignore all kinds of contempt for her fathers, right?Otherwise, why spend so much effort to cross two worlds and be together?

The sense of weightlessness receded, and a sense of down-to-earth came.I open my eyes—

Blue sky, white clouds, sea breeze, and the unique smell of the sea.Here I am, daughter country.

"Ale? That's amazing!!!." An off-line voice was filled with extreme curiosity and excitement.

When I looked back, it turned out that it was an uncle with a straw hat talking.Eyes glistened with gold and looked at me.There are many people around him.Such as beauty, beauty, man, man, man, pervert, skeleton, civet cat.

Eh?Wait, it seems that there are a lot of incredible things mixed in.I was terrified but before I could speak, the uncle with the straw hat rushed over and held my hand.

"Do you want to be our companion?"

"Come again?" x8

I saw the orange-haired beautiful sister rushing over and gave the uncle a hard blow. His head shook like a balloon before stopping.

My teeth are a little sour, why are all the women in the mother's world monsters?

The beautiful sister looked at me and gave me a shock.But she put on a smile in an instant, "I'm sorry, our captain just likes to talk nonsense. Speaking of which, where did you fall from?"

"Ah, I'm sorry." Good upbringing made me instantly remember that in this situation, I should first apologize and then introduce myself.

"My name is Hancock Hisoka. Beat the enemy Lushilu. Well, I strayed into your land because of a flight error. I'm really sorry to trouble you."

Sorting out the wording, I think it is reasonable.But I saw nine people on the opposite side, no, it was six people, a pervert, a civet cat and a skeleton looking at me with their mouths wide open.

"Where did such a well-behaved child come from?" a long-nosed uncle sighed.Others also acted as if they were not used to being treated so politely.

It seems that what my mother said is right, people in this world are rough and not suitable for being treated delicately.That means I can be more aggressive, right?It doesn't matter if you swear, right?

"Huh? Hancock?" The straw hat uncle scratched his head in confusion for a while, and suddenly said excitedly like a flash of inspiration.

"It's you, Hancock!" The uncle happily grabbed my shoulder and shook desperately, "It's been so many years? I'm Luffy, Luffy. By the way, are you a man? No wonder you're so—"

The straw hat uncle who hadn't finished speaking was kicked away by a blond uncle with curly eyebrows.Hit the wall with a loud bang.The blond uncle took a deep breath of the cigarette in his mouth, and then handsomely exhaled a row of smoke rings.Coldly serious.

"That His Majesty will not allow you to blaspheme."

"Bastard Sanji, ￥%#￥...%￥"

"What the hell are you ￥%...#￥%..., that His Majesty saw you ￥%% at the beginning, it was completely #￥%￥..., I envy my dead father, bastard#￥%"

The two uncles got into a ball in an instant, and the companions around instead of stepping up to persuade the fight, they placed bets and applauded. It was obvious that the sailing life and entertainment were poor.

I pulled the black-haired elder sister who looked calmer, and asked her about the situation here.

Fortunately, the eldest sister is one of the few reliable people here. After learning about my identity, she let go of her guard and popularized some basic information.

Straw Hat Pirates, Sonny, Captain Monkey. D. Luffy.

I tried my best to suppress my emotions so that I didn't laugh. Emma would pick up money on the walk when she was lucky.This is really sleepy and meets the pillow.

I just thought that I didn't want to be a king, and God sent me such a big bargaining chip.

Flicking his fingers, he instantly connected to the phone calls of his fathers. This phone was developed by Uncle Mi Ji. I don't know what principle it uses so awesome.It can actually connect the signals of the two worlds.

"Dad, I'll sell you a piece of information, you can convince my mother not to make me king for me."

"Oh, tell me, what information makes you so confident that the three of them will help you at the same time at the risk of angering your mother."

"Of course!" I thought with confidence, "The legendary Luffy, is this information enough? As long as you help me convince my mother, I will tell you his coordinates in the next moment."

As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere on the phone suddenly changed.

"Oh?" Kuroro's voice was suddenly deep.

"Heh!" Yiermi's nail-turning voice was extremely sharp.

"Hmm!" Hisoka was trembling with excitement just by hearing his tone.

"Wait, I'll try to convince your mother tonight." x3

Putting down the phone, I breathed a sigh of relief, looking at the Straw Hat Pirates still fighting in the distance, I felt relieved.What a wonderful person, just as the mother said, strong and gentle, will help others no matter what, and pull people out of the hell of despair (Hey, so you use it to your heart's content?)

Wait, what did the dads just say?

Tonight, convincing, three.Hello!Nothing will happen, will it? ?

The author has something to say: the comments are almost 700, and the two chapters agreed, but I wrote the episode rashly, and I am not very down-to-earth, dear friends, haha