It is said that I joined the wrong organization with my friend

Readers' brain theater, Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Nakajima Atsushi are not clear.If they knew it, they would only sigh with emotion: This is the evolution of the legendary reader!

Yes, reader evolution.

Two people once witnessed a very miraculous scene: Obviously the author wrote a sweet article, and it was serialized to more than 100 chapters without any signs of razor blades, but there was a lot of fanfiction about razor blades in the comment area.

In their words: As long as I send out all the knives, the author will have no knives to write! ——It is said that they will do this because the author once made them swallow a giant knife by pressing their heads. In order to prevent the same situation from happening again in this article, they... decided to write all the blades so that the author There is no knife to write, and even some readers who have never tried to write have participated in it.

It can be seen how much psychological shadow this author has brought to his readers. It is said that some readers have changed their careers to become authors after this... At the same time, although they were severely beaten by their teammates, they did succeed in making this novel without The appearance of the blade shows that their theory is still very correct.

Isn’t that right? Readers have written out any knives that may appear, and the author can only move forward on the broad road of making sugar under the circumstances that they cannot be the same.

I have to say that it is very witty, and even in the second half of the novel, the author is shouting every day, "This is a sweet article! Don't cut me any more!"

However, the expressions of "I don't believe it", "What are you talking about", and "I believe you a ghost" on the readers' faces continued amidst the author's shouts of "Stop! Stop! The newcomers are scared away by you!" Running wildly on the road where the knife was issued.No matter how the author behind him shouts, he just doesn't look back.

It can be called a wonder in the world!

This rare role reversal, I have to say, is really... tsk tsk tsk.

It's just... uh, how should I put it?This kind of self-produced knife stabbing one's own people really has the potential to win the "Human Confusion Behavior Award", although this theory seems to be very reasonable.

However, in order not to eat the knife given by the author, he made a knife to eat it himself, and even caused a behavior no less than that of the author himself, throwing a knife and corpses all over the field... Well, this may be the ultimate evolution of the reader.

Back then, when Ryunosuke Akutagawa and Atsushi Nakajima saw this spectacle in the world in their previous lives, they both felt very, magical!

Maybe it's not just magical, but the two people can't think of any words to describe this situation, which is really emotional.It is said that the comment section of this novel was still popular in the circle for a while.

But it's too cruel to let the readers do it themselves, at least the two of them will not let this kind of thing happen to their readers.

Having said that, they... especially the swords written by Atsushi Nakajima, shouldn't let the readers evolve to this extent, right?

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Nakajima Atsushi's birthday is not very far from Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke is on March [-]st, and Nakajima Atsushi is on May [-]th, the difference between the two is only two months and five days.

Some things, no matter how slow they are, will come when they should come.

During this time, Atsushi Nakajima thought about whether to go to the predecessors of the port mafia to learn from them, and then he realized: everyone in the port mafia seems to be single?

That is, Sister Hongye had been in love, although she was eventually ruined by the leader of the previous generation.

However, it seems inappropriate to go to Miss Hongye.Sister Hongye must be on the side of being chased, and she is on the side of chasing. Whether Ozaki Koye's experience is useful to him is still a question mark.

But in the end Atsushi Nakajima went to ask.

Ozaki Koye is indeed Ozaki Koye, basically as soon as Atsushi Nakajima's question came out, he knew what the child raised by her wanted to do.

"Is that so, confession? It's really a romantic trouble." Ozaki Koyo sighed, and then gave his own suggestion: "Actually, Atsushi-kun doesn't have to be so nervous at all."

"Emotions are not so easy to hide. The two of you must be aware of each other's feelings." Koye Ozaki seemed to recall the past, she said, "So, you don't have to So nervous."

"Uh...really?" Atsushi Nakajima struggled, not knowing whether to refute, or whether this should be refuted.

Notice... Uh, the way they have been getting along for so many years has been like this?What did you notice, did you notice that Ryunosuke had ever flirted with him?It seems that there is no such thing, don't think about being affectionate or anything, there is still a fierce stare at yourself, or a glance.

Ah, no, he can't imagine Ryunosuke winking at him at all, this is definitely OOC!

"What's the matter?" Koyo Ozaki asked confusedly after seeing Atsushi Nakajima's hesitation and hesitation.

"No, it's nothing..." Atsushi Nakajima waved his hand, indicating that there is nothing wrong with it. At the same time, he also felt that he might not find any courage or help with Miss Hongye.

To put it bluntly, it seems that no matter how experienced people are in this area, they are not good at it.

In short, these two months have passed without stopping because of anyone's entanglements or prayers.Usually two months is such a long time, especially for the readers who follow the update, but for Atsushi Nakajima, this period of time is undoubtedly extremely fast.

In the past two months, apart from Atsushi Nakajima's uneasy mood, if there is any other major event, it is the release of the eighth and ninth chapters of Magical Girl Madoka, which has aroused readers' discussion again——OK , since the third chapter of Magical Girl Madoka, there has been no time for discussion.

After all, Teacher Yuexia was in charge of the script, and my ghost teacher laid a warm and healing tone for the magical girl. This is completely the opposite of the magical girl Madoka Magica, which naturally attracted the attention of many people.

Recently, these two words have become even more explosive. First, Sayaka’s soul gem was completely polluted, and she completely denied everything she had done, resulting in despair and becoming a witch; the latter part, Kyoko was unable to save Sayaka, and finally died with Sayaka .

reader:"……"

Although we have known for a long time that Yuexia is not a human being, but this is too inappropriate! ! !

My ghost teacher!You should talk about him!Look what he has turned your magical girl into!However, Akutagawa Ryunosuke's voice is not very clear, or he didn't hear it at all.

In order to keep his fragile (?) little heart from being hurt by seeing the readers’ excessive comments, except for the third chapter Akutagawa Ryunosuke who paid attention to it, he never paid attention to the letters from readers again—as long as I don’t Know that bad sound just doesn't exist.This is also the reason why my ghost has never appeared on public platforms such as newspapers and periodicals during this period.

Ostriches are shameful, but useful.

All in all, two months have passed through various incidents, a certain date is getting closer and closer, and finally the day has arrived.In the past few years, Nakajima Atsushi had thought about confessing his love to Akutagawa Ryunosuke, but when it really came to such a day, he was a little bit preoccupied.

It’s a bit different from Akutagawa Ryunosuke’s 18th birthday. Atsushi Nakajima, who is not an adult birthday, logically said that there is no need to hold any party in the port mafia, but there is indeed a small-scale party, and only people you know.

Probably because Atsushi Nakajima's recent uneasiness is too obvious, Koyo Ozaki, who knows something, certainly wouldn't mind persuading Mori Ogai to give him a bold birthday party at this time.Mori Ogai would not refuse such a thing.

After all, turning 16 is also a special birthday, the last even-numbered birthday before eighteen.

If there is anything similar to Akutagawa Ryunosuke's 18th birthday two months ago, it is that the two of them will meet at night and celebrate alone!The existence of birthday always has a different meaning for Chinese people. Some people say that it means that you are one year older and you should be more sensible, but some people think that they are getting old again.

In fact, whether he represents growth or the passage of age, who knows?Maybe both.

It is worth mentioning that Chinese birthdays are actually not very grand. If you celebrate with your family, you usually eat something better, such as the very classic longevity noodles.

Since the Western tradition came over, most Chinese people will invite friends and relatives to be guests, especially on the day of adulthood-although listening to the happy birthday song, in the eyes of thin-skinned Chinese people, it is really a little blush and shy.

But these are just some extras for Atsushi Nakajima today, after all, the focus of today is not his birthday in his opinion!

Just like the feeling of being close to the hometown, now Atsushi Nakajima is standing at the door, and he really feels a little afraid to go in. If you want to ask why, he can't say it.

Why did your heart pound when you were endorsing your teacher at school?Obviously you've already memorized it very well, haven't you?Is it because of nervousness or fear?But what are you nervous about?Are you simply afraid of the teacher, or are you worried that you won't be able to memorize it well?Who knows, maybe both.

Such is the situation with Atsushi Nakajima now.

Although it may seem to Akutagawa Ryunosuke that he is just celebrating his friend's birthday, this birthday is definitely different from previous years.

"Ah, forget it, just die, right?" Nakajima murmured, of course he hoped that he could succeed.But he had to consider another situation, the probability of success and failure should be [-]-[-] now, right?

Even if a fortune teller once told him that he would get what he wanted, what did it have to do with his nervousness?