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Chapter 293 Raising monkeys is risky
When Shen Luo saw the little monkey, he was still in a daze. How could he be stuffed with a monkey? Why did he agree in a daze?I never thought about raising monkeys!
The staff next to him were still saying, "Look, how cute it is!"
This little monkey is only a few months old, just like a human child, with a ignorant look, biting his hand in his mouth, and a pair of big eyes looking around with curiosity and some shyness. a child.
Shen Luo was a little panicked, she had never raised this child before, so why did she raise a monkey?
"Comrade, don't you have any more suitable candidates?" Shen Luo asked the staff.
The working group stopped teasing the little monkey and said with a smile: "There are candidates, but there is no one more suitable than you!"
Shen Luo: ...Why am I suitable for raising monkeys?
"Then this little monkey is really going to be handed over to me? Are you sure?" Shen Luo always felt that this matter was unreliable!
"Of course I'm sure, the leader above has already nodded, so don't worry!" The staff also patted Shen Luo on the shoulder. He thought that Shen Luo was too happy, and found it unbelievable that he would let him raise a monkey , it is not so easy to realize privately raising monkeys these days.
Shen Luoos: I really don't dare to raise monkeys!
Unexpectedly, the little monkey thought it was fun to pat the shoulder, and patted Shen Luo's shoulder too. Shen Luo was speechless, and the staff laughed and said, "How is it? It's cute, right? The little monkey's imitation ability is very strong! "
Imitation behavior is a kind of learning behavior. Strong imitation ability means strong learning ability.
The staff told Shen Luo a bunch of things about raising monkeys, but Shen Luo didn't remember anything, just remembered to feed them. If you are afraid of diarrhea, you can wear diapers, just like a baby.
In the end, Shen Luo knew that he could not change this matter. Of course, he had already been made cute by the little monkey's big eyes. Since the zoo introduced him to adopt, then he should adopt it back.In fact, Shen Luo himself didn't quite know why he wanted to adopt it by himself, anyway, that's what they all said.
Shen Luo brought the monkey back to the hospital, and everyone came to see that it was a real monkey!
Shen Luo went to the mother and baby store not far away to buy diapers without stopping. To be honest, he thought that he would never enter such a store in his life.
Diapers are not cheap.Shen Luo has a toothache, I really didn't expect it, no wonder the maternity and baby products industry is so profitable these days, diapers that need to be changed several times a day are so expensive, let alone other things.
Carrying two bags of diapers, Shen Luo was still glad that he didn't really raise a baby.Slowly, his thoughts started to run wild. Shen Luo thought of people these days. They need to buy a house before marriage, pay off the loan after marriage, and raise children after giving birth. No wonder everyone is under great pressure.
In fact, being gay is pretty good, Shen Luo thought silently.
A little monkey doesn't cry as often as a baby, but he can crawl around and wreak havoc, accidentally pushing this to the ground, accidentally breaking that, that's all. People were also curious, Shen Luo was really worried that he would hurt herself, or even die in an accident, so she simply bought the kind of sling that people use to hold babies, and hung the little monkey on her chest, carrying the little monkey on her back like a child. monkey.
Shen Luo's heart was broken, why is it so troublesome to bring a monkey!
Because of Sun Wukong, Chinese people generally have a good impression of monkeys. They think they are very smart, clever and cute. These days, some people keep monkeys as pets. It is said that there is a small Japanese monkey, which is very cute and petite. The golden fur, big eyes and cute face really make many people feel excited.People who play monkeys are also another group of people who raise monkeys, so it is not uncommon for private monkeys to be raised.
But in fact, monkeys are not suitable as pets. Monkeys are very fierce, and because they are smart, they are particularly difficult to control.
Humans always think that they are the smartest animals, able to control all animals, but this is not the case. Because monkeys are smart, they are very rebellious, just like Sun Dasheng. At the beginning, they were very rebellious and dared to be enemies of the world , this is the nature of monkeys.In addition, monkeys also carry some viruses. It is said that AIDS was transmitted from primates to humans, and it is still a difficult problem that humans cannot overcome. Therefore, the viruses in monkeys may also become the source of new human diseases.
Of course, monkeys like Shen Luo were born under artificial management, and were regularly vaccinated, which was much safer than other monkeys.
Moreover, monkeys are very aggressive. Every monkey has the heart to be a great saint. Not only do they fight with their own species, they also bully cats and dogs, and they don’t know how to measure. It's all possible.
This trait was manifested in the love of all kinds of scratching and biting when he was a child, and he would scratch and bite when he was unhappy. Shen Luo didn't dare to let others take care of the little monkey, and usually took care of it by himself. At least he could understand the monkey's meaning and Demand is not?
Moreover, Shen Luo is also working hard to teach the little monkey not to bite and catch people casually, and not to catch other animals casually.Compared with other animals, the little monkey really has the upper hand.He can climb everywhere, attack from close range and attack from a distance, close to the palace means stepping forward to scratch and bite, and attacking from a distance means throwing things, even if it is throwing things, it can smash your head and blood.And if you want to catch someone, they will run away with all kinds of things at once.
Monkeys also hold grudges. You have bullied him, he can remember, and he will definitely find a chance to take revenge, and when it comes to revenge, he will not attack lightly.These traits are all reflected in Sun Wukong's character, especially when he was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace in the early days.In the later period, Sun Dasheng "learned the rules", so he became more humane.
Shen Luo used his own experience to tell everyone that raising monkeys is really not fun at all.
Li Chunxi is in charge of updating Weibo. Shen Luo told her not to only talk about the good things about the monkey, but for the bad things he did, such as chasing cats and beating dogs, stealing food, and thinking about it. The thing about catching fish and almost drowning in the aquarium must be written, so that everyone can see that animals like monkeys are very dangerous and are not suitable for keeping as pets at all.
Li Chunxi is not as capable of making opinions as Zheng Jiamei, she will write whatever Shen Luo asks her to write.
Shen Luo didn't want to show the cuteness of monkeys all the time because it didn't want to create the illusion that monkeys are a very cute pet. In that case, some folk monkey trades and the like might arise, and even smuggling might occur, because Where there is demand, there is supply. People these days just want to make money, what crazy things can't they do?
As a big V with more than 3000 million fans, Shen Luo still felt that he needed to be more responsible.
Shen Luo's Weibo can be regarded as refreshing everyone's understanding of monkeys. I didn't expect monkeys to be so troublesome. It seems to be a very daily thing to grab your eyelids, pull your ears and twist your mouth to give you a physical examination. It's even worse. There are other things.The destructive power of monkeys is greater than that of huskies. It's just that people don't raise monkeys, so they don't know it.
Shen Luo, the monkey, will be brought back after a certain period of time. After the monkey becomes an adult, it will think of giving birth to a baby monkey, and its personality will become very aggressive at that time.
When taking care of the monkey, Shen Luo really took care of it like his own child. Several meals of milk a day are absolutely indispensable, diapers must be changed frequently, and some fruits can also be eaten. Be careful not to make him greedy and eat too much. It is estimated that I will have diarrhea again after filling my stomach.At night, he had to put it beside his own bed to sleep. Ever since the little monkey came, Shen Luo and Xiao Chuan were holding back, unable to do bad things.
Shen Luo thought, when the little monkey got older, he must move it out to sleep, he felt that Xiao Chuan's face was about to turn green.
Shen Luo skillfully changed the diaper for the little monkey, and then stuffed the baby bottle into his mouth.
Ogawa asked, "How do you feel now?"
Shen Luo said helplessly: "That's it, I can finally do this set smoothly."
Shen Luo was also happier that the weather would cool down soon, and then there would be no need to worry about the high temperature making the baby monkey feel unwell.
Xiao Chuan said, "I see you are enjoying it."
Xiao Chuan really hit the nail on the head. Don't look at Shen Luo who often complains that the monkey is too bearish and mischievous. In fact, he really likes this little monkey in his heart. No matter what animal it is, it will have feelings after taking care of it for a period of time. Shen Luo Luo himself is a person who can understand the minds of animals, and sometimes thinks that animals are very cute and cute.Not to mention the monkey, Shen Luo has long been willing to take care of the little monkey.
Shen Luo adjusted the posture of the little monkey, and said: "Sometimes I think he is quite annoying, but I can't help but worry about him. This little thing is so small, and I don't understand anything. If I make a mistake, I can't help but forgive it easily." gone."
Xiao Chuan said: "Don't you think you are raising a child now?"
Shen Luo froze, did he really look like raising a child?
Xiao Chuan continued: "You are really skilled like this. If we adopt a child, I don't worry that no one will take care of it."
Shen Luo really didn't think of this level. What he was more concerned about was, is it really like taking care of a child?Just like being a mother?Although her mother was great, Shen Luo didn't want to be like a woman.
"Why did you think the child went up there?"
"I think you like it very much, and you did a good job, because you are a daughter-in-law, right?"
Shen Luo directly pushed Xiao Chuan down: "Who do you say is the daughter-in-law? Believe it or not, I will fix you?"
Even if Shen Luo has already acquiesced that he is a daughter-in-law, it doesn't mean that he can accept others to say it!As a man, he definitely doesn't want to admit that he is a daughter-in-law.
Xiao Chuan said with a smile: "Come on, I can't wait any longer. If you are willing to take the initiative, I can only wish for it!"
Shen Luo turned over and sat on Xiao Chuan, and was about to show Xiao Chuan his masculinity, but found that the little monkey next to him was staring at them, looking like a curious baby, and Shen Luo shrank immediately. He turned over and said, "Come on, I'll clean you up next time, don't teach the little monkey bad now."
Xiao Chuan couldn't stop laughing, this guy Shen Luo is really duplicity.
The staff next to him were still saying, "Look, how cute it is!"
This little monkey is only a few months old, just like a human child, with a ignorant look, biting his hand in his mouth, and a pair of big eyes looking around with curiosity and some shyness. a child.
Shen Luo was a little panicked, she had never raised this child before, so why did she raise a monkey?
"Comrade, don't you have any more suitable candidates?" Shen Luo asked the staff.
The working group stopped teasing the little monkey and said with a smile: "There are candidates, but there is no one more suitable than you!"
Shen Luo: ...Why am I suitable for raising monkeys?
"Then this little monkey is really going to be handed over to me? Are you sure?" Shen Luo always felt that this matter was unreliable!
"Of course I'm sure, the leader above has already nodded, so don't worry!" The staff also patted Shen Luo on the shoulder. He thought that Shen Luo was too happy, and found it unbelievable that he would let him raise a monkey , it is not so easy to realize privately raising monkeys these days.
Shen Luoos: I really don't dare to raise monkeys!
Unexpectedly, the little monkey thought it was fun to pat the shoulder, and patted Shen Luo's shoulder too. Shen Luo was speechless, and the staff laughed and said, "How is it? It's cute, right? The little monkey's imitation ability is very strong! "
Imitation behavior is a kind of learning behavior. Strong imitation ability means strong learning ability.
The staff told Shen Luo a bunch of things about raising monkeys, but Shen Luo didn't remember anything, just remembered to feed them. If you are afraid of diarrhea, you can wear diapers, just like a baby.
In the end, Shen Luo knew that he could not change this matter. Of course, he had already been made cute by the little monkey's big eyes. Since the zoo introduced him to adopt, then he should adopt it back.In fact, Shen Luo himself didn't quite know why he wanted to adopt it by himself, anyway, that's what they all said.
Shen Luo brought the monkey back to the hospital, and everyone came to see that it was a real monkey!
Shen Luo went to the mother and baby store not far away to buy diapers without stopping. To be honest, he thought that he would never enter such a store in his life.
Diapers are not cheap.Shen Luo has a toothache, I really didn't expect it, no wonder the maternity and baby products industry is so profitable these days, diapers that need to be changed several times a day are so expensive, let alone other things.
Carrying two bags of diapers, Shen Luo was still glad that he didn't really raise a baby.Slowly, his thoughts started to run wild. Shen Luo thought of people these days. They need to buy a house before marriage, pay off the loan after marriage, and raise children after giving birth. No wonder everyone is under great pressure.
In fact, being gay is pretty good, Shen Luo thought silently.
A little monkey doesn't cry as often as a baby, but he can crawl around and wreak havoc, accidentally pushing this to the ground, accidentally breaking that, that's all. People were also curious, Shen Luo was really worried that he would hurt herself, or even die in an accident, so she simply bought the kind of sling that people use to hold babies, and hung the little monkey on her chest, carrying the little monkey on her back like a child. monkey.
Shen Luo's heart was broken, why is it so troublesome to bring a monkey!
Because of Sun Wukong, Chinese people generally have a good impression of monkeys. They think they are very smart, clever and cute. These days, some people keep monkeys as pets. It is said that there is a small Japanese monkey, which is very cute and petite. The golden fur, big eyes and cute face really make many people feel excited.People who play monkeys are also another group of people who raise monkeys, so it is not uncommon for private monkeys to be raised.
But in fact, monkeys are not suitable as pets. Monkeys are very fierce, and because they are smart, they are particularly difficult to control.
Humans always think that they are the smartest animals, able to control all animals, but this is not the case. Because monkeys are smart, they are very rebellious, just like Sun Dasheng. At the beginning, they were very rebellious and dared to be enemies of the world , this is the nature of monkeys.In addition, monkeys also carry some viruses. It is said that AIDS was transmitted from primates to humans, and it is still a difficult problem that humans cannot overcome. Therefore, the viruses in monkeys may also become the source of new human diseases.
Of course, monkeys like Shen Luo were born under artificial management, and were regularly vaccinated, which was much safer than other monkeys.
Moreover, monkeys are very aggressive. Every monkey has the heart to be a great saint. Not only do they fight with their own species, they also bully cats and dogs, and they don’t know how to measure. It's all possible.
This trait was manifested in the love of all kinds of scratching and biting when he was a child, and he would scratch and bite when he was unhappy. Shen Luo didn't dare to let others take care of the little monkey, and usually took care of it by himself. At least he could understand the monkey's meaning and Demand is not?
Moreover, Shen Luo is also working hard to teach the little monkey not to bite and catch people casually, and not to catch other animals casually.Compared with other animals, the little monkey really has the upper hand.He can climb everywhere, attack from close range and attack from a distance, close to the palace means stepping forward to scratch and bite, and attacking from a distance means throwing things, even if it is throwing things, it can smash your head and blood.And if you want to catch someone, they will run away with all kinds of things at once.
Monkeys also hold grudges. You have bullied him, he can remember, and he will definitely find a chance to take revenge, and when it comes to revenge, he will not attack lightly.These traits are all reflected in Sun Wukong's character, especially when he was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace in the early days.In the later period, Sun Dasheng "learned the rules", so he became more humane.
Shen Luo used his own experience to tell everyone that raising monkeys is really not fun at all.
Li Chunxi is in charge of updating Weibo. Shen Luo told her not to only talk about the good things about the monkey, but for the bad things he did, such as chasing cats and beating dogs, stealing food, and thinking about it. The thing about catching fish and almost drowning in the aquarium must be written, so that everyone can see that animals like monkeys are very dangerous and are not suitable for keeping as pets at all.
Li Chunxi is not as capable of making opinions as Zheng Jiamei, she will write whatever Shen Luo asks her to write.
Shen Luo didn't want to show the cuteness of monkeys all the time because it didn't want to create the illusion that monkeys are a very cute pet. In that case, some folk monkey trades and the like might arise, and even smuggling might occur, because Where there is demand, there is supply. People these days just want to make money, what crazy things can't they do?
As a big V with more than 3000 million fans, Shen Luo still felt that he needed to be more responsible.
Shen Luo's Weibo can be regarded as refreshing everyone's understanding of monkeys. I didn't expect monkeys to be so troublesome. It seems to be a very daily thing to grab your eyelids, pull your ears and twist your mouth to give you a physical examination. It's even worse. There are other things.The destructive power of monkeys is greater than that of huskies. It's just that people don't raise monkeys, so they don't know it.
Shen Luo, the monkey, will be brought back after a certain period of time. After the monkey becomes an adult, it will think of giving birth to a baby monkey, and its personality will become very aggressive at that time.
When taking care of the monkey, Shen Luo really took care of it like his own child. Several meals of milk a day are absolutely indispensable, diapers must be changed frequently, and some fruits can also be eaten. Be careful not to make him greedy and eat too much. It is estimated that I will have diarrhea again after filling my stomach.At night, he had to put it beside his own bed to sleep. Ever since the little monkey came, Shen Luo and Xiao Chuan were holding back, unable to do bad things.
Shen Luo thought, when the little monkey got older, he must move it out to sleep, he felt that Xiao Chuan's face was about to turn green.
Shen Luo skillfully changed the diaper for the little monkey, and then stuffed the baby bottle into his mouth.
Ogawa asked, "How do you feel now?"
Shen Luo said helplessly: "That's it, I can finally do this set smoothly."
Shen Luo was also happier that the weather would cool down soon, and then there would be no need to worry about the high temperature making the baby monkey feel unwell.
Xiao Chuan said, "I see you are enjoying it."
Xiao Chuan really hit the nail on the head. Don't look at Shen Luo who often complains that the monkey is too bearish and mischievous. In fact, he really likes this little monkey in his heart. No matter what animal it is, it will have feelings after taking care of it for a period of time. Shen Luo Luo himself is a person who can understand the minds of animals, and sometimes thinks that animals are very cute and cute.Not to mention the monkey, Shen Luo has long been willing to take care of the little monkey.
Shen Luo adjusted the posture of the little monkey, and said: "Sometimes I think he is quite annoying, but I can't help but worry about him. This little thing is so small, and I don't understand anything. If I make a mistake, I can't help but forgive it easily." gone."
Xiao Chuan said: "Don't you think you are raising a child now?"
Shen Luo froze, did he really look like raising a child?
Xiao Chuan continued: "You are really skilled like this. If we adopt a child, I don't worry that no one will take care of it."
Shen Luo really didn't think of this level. What he was more concerned about was, is it really like taking care of a child?Just like being a mother?Although her mother was great, Shen Luo didn't want to be like a woman.
"Why did you think the child went up there?"
"I think you like it very much, and you did a good job, because you are a daughter-in-law, right?"
Shen Luo directly pushed Xiao Chuan down: "Who do you say is the daughter-in-law? Believe it or not, I will fix you?"
Even if Shen Luo has already acquiesced that he is a daughter-in-law, it doesn't mean that he can accept others to say it!As a man, he definitely doesn't want to admit that he is a daughter-in-law.
Xiao Chuan said with a smile: "Come on, I can't wait any longer. If you are willing to take the initiative, I can only wish for it!"
Shen Luo turned over and sat on Xiao Chuan, and was about to show Xiao Chuan his masculinity, but found that the little monkey next to him was staring at them, looking like a curious baby, and Shen Luo shrank immediately. He turned over and said, "Come on, I'll clean you up next time, don't teach the little monkey bad now."
Xiao Chuan couldn't stop laughing, this guy Shen Luo is really duplicity.
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