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This parrot is indeed that cheap trumpet. Seeing a real person, no, it should be said to be a real bird, the fans were very excited, and the big trumpet said that it would perform stand-up comedy, and the fans were shocked , This big speaker is going to heaven, it's going to perform stand-up comedy!

Gray parrots are really not good-looking parrots. Their feathers are gray. Compared with those colorful parrots, they are at a disadvantage in appearance, but in terms of eloquence, gray parrots are better than many other parrots. They are also gray parrots. The capital that can win a place in the parrot world.

But no matter how good the language ability of gray parrots is, it is better than humans. I didn't expect the big speaker to say that he wanted to perform stand-up comedy.

Big Horn is quite a self-satisfied guy, he can speak well and has a strong learning ability. According to Shen Luo's information, the gray parrot can master more than 100 phonetic phrases, but in Shen Luo's opinion, the vocabulary of Big Horn has far exceeded that in the data. The number mentioned is already there, and it is still increasing. Shen Luo doesn't know how those research materials come from. The loudspeaker obviously does not meet the description of the data.

The stand-up comics of the big horn are not all imitated by cross talk actors, he has created his own, which also surprised Shen Luo. The gray parrot in his family is really against the sky.

But this news must not be announced to the public. It’s fine that parrots have an unimaginable vocabulary, and they can create their own creations. In the eyes of ordinary people, it may be just a miracle, but in the eyes of people with bad intentions, it is a cash cow. , Big Trumpet likes to hang around outside, if one day he is caught, it will be terrible.So Shen Luo decided to acquiesce in the fact that Big Speaker's cross talk book was created by someone else, and Big Speaker himself agreed.

"You are really lucky. Others can only listen to cross talk from people, but you can listen to cross talk from parrots. Isn't this the first time?" When the loudspeaker spoke, everyone could hear it. It was very clear, and with a microphone on the table, the sound was loud enough.

Big Loudspeaker is very happy to have a microphone, because when he was watching TV dramas, he discovered that officials who speak have microphones, not the ones held in their hands, but the ones placed on the table. The speaker feels very stylish, and when speaking into the microphone, I feel that I have a very leadership style.

"Speaking of which, it's the first time I've spoken in front of so many people. Thank you for your support today. Later, if you have money, you can make money. If you don't have money, you can borrow from each other." I don't know where I learned the sentence.The audience burst into laughter after listening to it.

The loudspeaker also said: "Don't think I'm joking, I'm serious."

Everyone didn't know how the big speaker had learned Shen Luo's love of money.

"It's not easy to make a living these days, especially under the hands of Shen Tingmen. You have to pity me. I still have a family to support. Apples are getting more and more expensive. Now apples costing four yuan a catty are nothing to eat. My wife doesn't care. Delicate, but I have to be pampered, and my daughter, what a beautiful little girl, it's a pity that now that I've fallen in love with that brat who can dance, even my father doesn't care much about it."

Da Horn was heartbroken, everyone laughed wildly and applauded. Unexpectedly, Da Horn still has the pressure to support his family!Moreover, the feeling of the big horn is quite similar to that of an ordinary father. After finally growing a big Chinese cabbage, it was bumped by a pig.

The fans of Big Horn's daughter and the sunflower parrot are also aware of it, and those who don't know are gossiped by the people around them. Everyone feels that Big Horn is very interesting and full of spirituality.

"Okay, so don't think that I don't want money because I'm a parrot. Today I won't let you go out without giving money. Remember to prepare change. Of course, I won't refuse you to the red-faced Grandpa Mao. Thank you again for building my family. Work. In order to make you feel that it is worth paying for it, I will also tell you something dry."

Having said that, Da Louba cleared his throat and drank his saliva. This guy seemed to know what it was like to have a taste, and he didn't rush at all. Finally, everyone became interested, but he slowed down.

After drinking the water and wiping his mouth, the loudspeaker began to speak slowly: "Let's start with Shen stingy. Shen stingy is very stingy. Everyone knows this. To what extent, everyone is definitely not clear. According to me As you know, he has been wearing a piece of clothing for ten years, that is, from adolescence to breeding period. I doubt that he is so thin because the clothes are too small. In the past two years, he has been raised better. It used to be as thin as old bacon, and it was still dark at that time..."

But the audience seemed to have grasped the key words, Boss Shen has been raised better?Why does this sound weird, isn't Boss Shen raising animals in the hospital?How did you become someone else's boss?The gossip here is really itchy!

The stand-up comedy with big speakers is not full of burdens like ordinary cross talk actors, every sentence is a joke, but what people say is gossip in the hospital, and it is indeed dry stuff. For example, Taro doesn't like sleeping with Shen Luo the most. At the beginning, Taro liked to sleep with Shen Luo very much. For example, Shen Luo loved to talk in his sleep when he slept, and Heipi's snoring could be heard in the whole house...

Although the big speaker had shown Shen Luo his own manuscript before, but the big speaker often improvised and changed the manuscript, and Shen Luo couldn't control it. Shen Luo was afraid that the big speaker would talk nonsense when he was on the stage, and even thought about canceling the big speaker's program. But if the big speaker doesn't do it himself, the fans will not do it. In desperation, Shen Luo can only tell the big speaker repeatedly not to talk nonsense. Some things must never be said.

But when the loudspeaker was happy, he forgot Shen Luo's advice, and some secrets were revealed, which made the audience enjoy it.

Weibo is usually written by Zheng Jiamei, so many things are seen from Zheng Jiamei's perspective. Everyone's impression of animals and people in the hospital comes from Zheng Jiamei's description. It's refreshing.

The loudspeaker spoke for more than ten minutes, and the audience below laughed more than ten times, but the laughter was not so intensive.

After chatting about the hospital for more than ten minutes, Big Speaker started from Zheng Jiamei's favorite TV series to the entertainment industry. Everyone was a little bit regretful. Why didn't they gossip a little more about the hospital?

"My uncle's favorite female star is Queen Cui, wow..." A strange cry startled the audience, and it was only later that the bird realized that the bird was laughing, but the sound was too scary.

It’s not surprising that Big Speaker likes Queen Cui. Although animals also have aesthetics, it’s not just based on appearance. Big Speaker claims to be a deep and tasteful parrot, and of course he doesn’t want to only look at appearance, which seems too superficial.

Speaking of which, Big Speaker's perception of celebrities also comes from Zheng Jiamei's popular science. Zheng Jiamei likes Cui Minna very much, so naturally she has a high opinion of Cui Minna, and Big Speaker is also affected.

"Queen Cui is the most handsome and powerful, and she is also a very nice person. She even peeled melon seeds for me!"

The last time I came to the hospital, when Shen Luo gave Xiongfeng a diagnosis and treatment, Cui Minna was anxiously waiting outside, she was really bored, so she peeled melon seeds and gave them to Big Speaker. This is something that Big Speaker is very proud of. How about it, Queen Cui took the initiative to peel melon seeds for me to eat, who has such treatment?

The audience was also very surprised. The loud speaker meant that Cui Minna had been to their hospital for treatment?I have never heard of this news at all!The experience of the big speaker is indeed enviable!

"I, Queen Cui, is acting in a movie right now. I am a domineering queen. You all have to support me!" She even tried to solicit votes for Cui Minna, and the audience couldn't help laughing. I didn't expect a parrot to chase stars. !

They don't know that this parrot is not only good at chasing stars, but also has a poisonous tongue.

"Do you think that Yan Xiangming is worthy of Queen Cui? He definitely isn't! Those paparazzi and reporters really don't have eyes. My Lady Queen is so beautiful and domineering, and that man is so ugly, how could he be worthy!"

The audience laughed and cried. Although Yan Xiangming is not handsome, he is not ugly at all, okay? When playing the villain, I feel so good!People can be powerful!

"I just hate those people who match my queen Lalang. How can my queen be imagined by those mortals?"

It's really worth the hatred.

"Let me tell you, that big nose is really bad, how dare you yell at my queen, her big nose is fake at first glance... and that squint, she is a damn bitch, how dare you hurt my queen , Hmph, fortunately, Her Lady Queen is smart, otherwise it would be a bad thing..."

At the beginning, the audience didn’t understand what it meant, but later they realized that Nima was talking about the plot in the TV series. Thinking about it, it’s already very good for people to chase stars. How do you know what is a TV series and what is reality? Woolen cloth?

Seeing that the loudspeaker was about to faint, Shen Luo hurriedly went to the stage to remedy the situation, took the big loudspeaker in his hand, and said to everyone: "Thank you everyone, this is the end of the big loudspeaker performance..."

The loudspeaker yelled very dissatisfied: "I haven't finished talking yet! Let me go!"

It turned out that Shen Luo had already firmly grasped the two feet of the big speaker.

But no matter what the loudspeaker yelled, Shen Luo still grabbed him and went to the backstage. Seeing that it was useless to shout like that, the big loudspeaker shouted for help. The curtain covered his back, and he could still hear the loudspeaker shouting: "Help!" Ah! Someone abused animals!"

The audience laughed unsteadily, this parrot is still very strange.

Shen Luo stuffed the loudspeaker into the cage in the background. He is not allowed to come out and cause trouble. Fortunately, he is just a bird. If those words are spread, it will really offend people. If he continues, the entire entertainment circle will be arranged by him What should I do if I arouse public outrage?

Big Horn flapped his wings unwillingly in the cage, finally had such an opportunity to say something, but was interrupted by Shen Luo, really angry!You must settle accounts with Shen Luo, and you must say many, many bad things about him!

Next came the last show, which was A Fei's show. Shen Luo still didn't know what A Fei would perform. From the beginning to the end, A Fei slept in a corner.