That snake spirit is not my brother

Li Hui raised his hand, and put it down again seeing Li Huang's bewildered look.

I can't repeat what happened in my previous life.

Li Hui really wanted to strangle himself to death for his younger brother who was still taking detours under his nose.

After Li Hui brought Li Huang back to the dormitory, he sat on the bed and looked down at Li Huang who was squatting on the ground: "What is your relationship with Shen Qinghe?"

Li Huang remained silent, Li Hui gritted his teeth: "Do you like him?"

Li Huang's head immediately shook like a rattle, and his watery eyes looked at Li Hui pitifully.

Li Hui: "Don't associate with him in the future!"

After Li Huang nodded, he jumped up and hugged Li Hui. Li Hui wanted to break free and found that Li Huang's strength completely suppressed him.

Li Huang: "Brother, hang me up and beat me up! If you don't beat me, I won't feel at ease!"

Li Hui: "..." Li Hui looked at Li Huang seriously, he won't be out of his mind by me, right?

Li Hui: "Blame me for not managing well, don't cling to me!"

Li Huang reluctantly let go of Li Hui, and Li Hui looked at Li Huang, panicking in his heart.

You said that you like Teacher Cang, Ran Muto, and Maria Ozawa, but why do you like watching GV male stars?

Drinking urine is better than eating shit!

Li Hui: "Do you like men?"

Li Huang: "Again?"

As a person with no criminal record, Li Huang was dumbfounded by Li Hui's question.

Li Hui knew that what he said was suspicious, so he coughed a few times to cover up his guilty conscience: "I asked you if you like men?"

Li Huang said "no" just to please Li Hui, but wouldn't it be a slap in the face to attack Li Hui in the future?If he said "yes" directly, he would be slapped in the face by Li Hui on the spot, and he could only keep silent.

Li Hui: "My parents and I will be very disappointed."

Li Huang opened his mouth but did not make a sound, he hesitated for a moment and his eyes became firm: "Brother, I can only let you down."

Li Hui slapped him anxiously, and the loud slap brought back Li Hui's sanity.

Li Hui looked at the red and swollen half of his face, and then at his hands, with a crying voice: "...Li Huang..."

Li Huang's eyes were as determined as a revolutionary martyr who was about to die: "Brother, I never liked girls since I was a child. Why should I suffer for being like most people?"

Li Hui: "Can't you like girls?"

Li Huang: "No."

Li Hui supported the wall to stand still. After a long silence, he simply broke the jar and said, "You have to tell me who you like, you can't hang out with messy people!"

Li Hui finally figured it out, anyway, Li Huang couldn't straighten it out, so instead of letting him hang out with messy people, it's better to find a worry-free one.

Li Huang smiled meaningfully: "I will tell you."

In Li Hui's view, "it's your fault that my younger brother will grow up and think", Shen Qinghe must clench his tail and behave.

When it came to the first-year physical examination, they lined up according to their student numbers, and Shen Qinghe queued in front of Li Hui, fearing that Li Hui would be unhappy and stab him in the back.

Li Hui: "Turn your head back to me."

Shen Qinghe: "What if you want to hit me?"

Li Hui: "If I really want to hit you, does it matter if you are from the front or the back?"

Shen Qinghe: "..." There seems to be nothing wrong!

The squad leader and the school committee then went to measure the weight.

The monitor stands on the electronic weighing scale, 60kg.

Suddenly, the squad leader let out a long series of farts, and the environment suddenly became harsh.

The doctor covered his nose, and after seeing the number 58kg on the scale, he was stunned...

The monitor went to test his eyesight.

Doctor: "Cover your eyes with your hands.

The squad leader covered his eyes.

Doctor: "I mean cover one eye with one hand! I'm not telling you to cover all your eyes!"

The doctor pointed at the second number on the second row with a thin stick, "What is this?"

Squad leader: "Mountain."

Doctor: "This is called upper E, you use gestures to indicate!"

Monitor: "Oh."

The doctor pointed at another one, "What is this?"

The squad leader made a gesture of three.

Doctor: "This is Left E!"

This time the doctor pointed to "E" and asked, "What is this?"

Squad leader: "3 in reverse."

The doctor broke down and filled out the form with a fountain pen, "Forget it, come here and get the form."

The class monitor took the form and looked at the line of eyesight which read: This student has intellectual problems, which seriously affects eyesight.

The school committee next to him laughed and peed.

Li Huang was very excited after measuring his height: "Brother, I'm 1.7 meters three!"

Li Hui looked at the physical examination report in his hand without saying a word, and Li Huang leaned over to see the blood test result: pregnant.

Li Huang: "!!!"

Li Hui: "Don't look at me with disgusting eyes like 'who is the father of the child'! I just ate an egg in the morning!"

Li Huang breathed a sigh of relief: "I figured out why you are not allowed to eat before the physical examination."

Li Hui: "Did you just say that you are 1.7 meters three?"

Li Huang laughed shyly, and Li Hui said lightly, "I'm already 1.7 meters five."

Li Huang: "!!!"

There is a sense of frustration that when you finally drive a BMW, others have already flown a plane!

When Li Huang went to cook that day, his face was always sullen, and Shen Qinghe was the only one who could talk to him at this time.

Shen Qinghe smiled: "Seeing that you are unhappy, I am immediately happy."

Li Huang: "My brother is taller than me."

Shen Qinghe: "Isn't Pan Changjiang's wife still taller than him?"

Li Huang: "If I'm always shorter than my brother, even if I conquer my brother, the job above won't be mine."

Shen Qinghe: "Either exercise, or lie down."

Later in the morning, a boy who was not a sports student appeared in the team of sports students.

He ran with the gym students, and he was left far behind for the first two weeks, and then slowly narrowed the distance.

Li Hui asked Li Huang very seriously: "Did you fall in love with a sports student?"

Li Huang: "I just want to exercise."

Li Hui poked Li Huang's calf seriously: "Look, how can you find a boyfriend if you have gained muscle?"

Li Huang: "..."

Li Hui: "Doesn't Xiao Ling really care about maintenance?"

Li Huang couldn't laugh or cry, should he tell his brother that he is number one?

Li Hui: "Forget it, I don't want your mother to be a jerk either."

Li Hui secretly thought, it's best to grow big muscles to scare away those number ones, and then obediently be with cute girls.

What Li Hui didn't know was that there was a market for Zhuang Shou in the industry, not to mention that his younger brother was an attacker himself.