That snake spirit is not my brother

When facing the college entrance examination, the monitor was not so nervous. He seemed to be a different person when answering the questions, and fell asleep after answering the questions.

The invigilator of the college entrance examination convinced the class monitor that there is true love in the world. The invigilator shook him awake: "Quickly dry your test paper, it cannot be bound if it is wet."

The monitor wiped his mouth: "Ah, why is the test paper wet?"

Li Hui was confused when he saw the composition topic of the college entrance examination.

Quan Shui: "You city people really know how to play."

Fountain: "You country people talk a lot."

Taking "Fountain and Spring Water" as the topic, choose a composition of no less than 800 words, and the style is not limited except poetry.

You have changed, you have become no longer innocent!

Li Hui stared at the composition topic resentfully.

After the exam, the parents outside the red line finally saw their children again, and sat in the shade of a tree chatting for a while without asking about their grades.

The monitor's mother pinched her shoulders and said softly, "It's inevitable to be nervous, but as long as you relax and believe in yourself, you can get good grades in the exam."

Monitor: "Mom, what if I fail the exam?"

The monitor's mother: "It doesn't matter if you don't pass the exam. It's a big deal that you don't have a son like you."

Squad leader: "..."

Li Hui and Li Huang drank soda under the shade of a tree, scanned the surroundings and found that the parents of acquaintances had come.

Li Hui: "Are people in Xu Yan's family so warm?"

Li Huang: "If you want to say that they are black, just say it, they can't hear it at such a distance."

Xu Yan's father smiled this way, showing his white teeth.

Li Hui and Li Huang almost spit out the soda they just drank.

Li Hui looked towards the lawn: "Shen Qinghe and his mother are not on bad terms."

Shen Qinghe combed his mother's hair and kissed the ends of her hair.

Mrs. Shen held Shen Qinghe's hand, with a gratified smile on her face.

Li Hui: "It would be great if my parents came."

Li Huang: "I thought the same when I didn't see them."

Li Hui looked at the place Li Huang was pointing at, and saw someone playing mahjong in a small shed...Parents were actually inside!

Wait, isn't the one standing next to the other two parents the school committee?

The school committee noticed that they were looking at him and smiled wryly at the brothers.

Li Hui secretly poked Li Huang on the back, and whispered, "We must not let the school committee know that the mahjong couple is..."

"Li Hui, hurry up and help me win a game!" Chen Sha waved at the mahjong table.

All eyes focused on Li Hui from all directions. Li Hui, who just wanted to be a quiet and handsome man, lowered his head. Li Huang held his hand: "Let's go."

School Committee: "Auntie, what's your relationship with Li Hui?"

Chen Sha: "Fuck me."

The school committee touched his nose, feeling like he was being scolded.

Li Hui: "Mom, neither Li Huang nor I know how to play mahjong."

Academic committee: "n*AAA*ABC+DD=Hu. Except when D is red, white board or rich, n is 0, otherwise n cannot be 0, and the value of ABCD cannot be in the range of 2 to 8 at the same time. When m=0 = Floating Hu."

#Are you sure you are just a school committee member and not a school god?

Candidates failed to breathe well and had to continue the exam.

After finally finishing the last subject, Xu Yan walked out of the examination room. His father pulled him and asked, "How is your son doing?"

Xu Yan: "How is your son doing in the exam? How is your son doing in your exam? How is your son doing in your exam?"

Xu's father was stunned for a moment, annoyed: "Repeat? What else can you do besides repeat?"

Xu Yan: "I can still die."

Xu's mother decisively gave Xu's father a shudder: "If the child is forced to death by you, I will die!"

After the college entrance examination, eight boats were parked in the moat, all with red banners: I am born to be useful, and I will come back after failing this year.

The two brothers and their families were sitting in the car home. Li Hui looked out the window for a long time before saying, "Every year after the college entrance examination, people commit suicide. I don't know how many will die this year?"

Chen Sha: "It's all the parents who put too much pressure on their children. Look at me, I never had any hope for you."

The two brothers: "..."

Li Jingsheng: "One more point in the test can defeat 1000 people."

Li Huang: "Can you beat 1000 people with just one point?"

Li Hui secretly applauded Li Huang in his heart.

Li Jingsheng had a serious face: "I will give you psychological counseling after the exam when you get home."

Li Hui and Li Huang shuddered inexplicably.