That snake spirit is not my brother

As school was approaching, Li Jingsheng and Chen Sha sent the brothers to the station.

After watching them get in the car, the two drove home.

Chen Sha rested her chin on her hand and looked out of the window: "I always hoped that they would grow up quickly, but when they did grow up, I started to be afraid again."

Li Jingsheng concentrated on driving without saying a word, while Chen Sha continued, "They will fly away after the college entrance examination."

"They may not be as good as you, but they live very comfortably." Chen Sha's expression suddenly became ferocious. "I was old at that time, and they brought women back to bully me, an old woman! Don't give me food, hate me Clumsy old man, send me to a nursing home in the end!"

Li Jingsheng: "You still have me."

Chen Sha: "You old man must have been kicked out to live in the basement!"

Li Jingsheng: "..."

Believe me, when the time comes, you will not even want the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

There were a lot of scorched new faces in the school, and one could tell they were freshmen in high school who had just finished military training.

Li Hui looked at the classmates who walked together in twos and threes, whether they were new faces or old faces, they all exuded youthful vigor.

Li Huang: "What is brother thinking?"

Li Hui: "It feels like time flies by."

Li Huang squeezed Li Hui's hand and smiled: "I thought that the days with my brother would be far away."

Li Hui glanced at him and smiled softly.

The two walked under the shade of the tree, and the sun shone through the gaps in the leaves. They chatted and smiled from time to time, as bright as the sun.

Going to the classroom to report in the evening self-study, the monitor waved to Li Hui: "Hi!"

After a holiday with friends, there are always a lot of new things to share.

Class monitor: "The girl who lives next door to me asked me to fix her computer. After I repaired it for a while, she said, 'I can't fix it, so I can do something else'. Why did you ask me to go there? So I quickly repaired the computer and went home."

Li Hui: "..."

Monitor: "Last time I went to her house and saw her doing something shameful. She looked at me with watery eyes, and I couldn't refuse."

Li Hui was shocked: "You..."

Monitor: "I took the initiative to go downstairs to help her buy batteries."

Li Hui: "..."

Monitor: "I accidentally bit myself in a dream at night, and the next day my mother hurriedly took me to the hospital for vaccination."

Life in high school goes by really quickly, especially when your deskmate is a joker.

The speech under the national flag of this school year was started by Li Hui, who is both good in character and learning.

After Li Hui took the stage, the squad leader rushed up to pass the microphone.

When the squad leader ran to Li Hui's side, his center of gravity was unstable, and he was about to fall, so he instinctively grabbed Li Hui, and they both fell to the ground.

The audience was silent at first, and then burst into crazy laughter.

Monitor: "What's so funny!"

After being yelled at by him, the audience immediately fell silent.

The squad leader soon knew what happened: Li Hui's pants were pulled down by him, revealing the underwear inside.

The place where the buttocks are wrapped is also printed with SpongeBob SquarePants' iconic smiley face.

Monitor: "Hahahahahaha~"

Everyone: "..."

Li Hui pulled up his trousers and stood up. The squad leader put away his smile, turned his buttocks to Li Hui, and said very solemnly, "Come on!"

Li Hui kicked him mercilessly, and the squad leader rolled down the small stairs of the stage.

The squad leader yelled while rolling: "You should also pick up my pants, not kick my ass... blah blah blah... QAQ"

"..." Everyone, "quack quack ~"

Why should I lose face with this amazing giant baby? T^T

Be patient, be patient.

Li Hui spoke with the microphone, but his lips were only moving.

He said it again, but the microphone was still silent.

He knocked on the microphone a few times, and an angry voice suddenly spread all over the place: "It's really a fucking dog."

Everyone: "..."

Li Hui did not change his face while holding the speech, his trembling voice had already betrayed him: "The theme of today's speech under the national flag is 'how to face the storms and waves in life'..."

It was him, the one who had his pants ripped off and finally fucked the dog!

The concubine couldn't do it, just thinking about how others would think of him in the future would make Li Hui feel bad.

After the dissolution, Li Huang came over with a smile on his face.

Li Hui became angry from embarrassment: "Smile!"

"That sexy brother was seen by others," Li Huang laughed, "But it's okay, I really want everyone to know that we are wearing couple underwear."

Li Hui: "You are really shameless."

Li Huang: "Do you want it for your brother?"

Li Hui: "No."

Li Huang: "It turns out that my brother is also shameless."

Li Hui: "..."

Let's end this miserable high school life quickly!