That snake spirit is not my brother

It was already noon when Li Hui got up, and there was steaming coffee on the table.

There was a note under the coffee cup, and Li Hui picked it up.

It is written in beautiful fonts: My grandfather and I went to buy new year's goods.

Li Hui snorted coldly, who cares where you go.

After he washed up, he looked at the coffee and hesitated, picked it up and drank it. He thought, I just don't want to waste it.

He took over grandma's job of drying clothes, and spread out the clothes one by one on the balcony to hang them up.

Li Huang forgot to take out something in his pants pocket, Li Hui reached out and took it out.

It turned out to be a pack of chocolate-flavored Durex.

Li Huang made it clear last night, now that he sees this thing, can he not know what the other party is thinking?

When a person is shameless to the extreme, there is really nothing you can do about him.

After drying his clothes, Li Hui lay down on a hammock tied to a tree in the yard.

Li Hui closed his eyes and felt that Li Huang was staring at him, but when he opened his eyes, he saw Dahei.

Dahei's wet eyes were full of enthusiasm and anticipation. When Li Hui looked over, it stood up and took a few steps comically, then lay down and wagged its tail fawningly.

Li Hui patted its head, and it squinted its eyes in enjoyment.

Asshole, even squinting looks like that.

Li Hui couldn't help but knocked it on the head. It looked at Li Hui wrongedly, and made a whining sound from its throat.

It's really disturbing, it looks more like aggrieved!

Li Hui stopped watching it and put on headphones to listen to the music.

春花 秋月 何时 了

往事 知 多少

The small building had another spring breeze last night

The homeland is unbearable

………………

Li Hui's version: "Boom...beep..."

Grandma ran out of the house: "Xiaohui, Xiaohuang just went out with grandpa to buy new year's goods, don't cry."

Dahei: "Wow!"

He didn't want to cry at first, but he was about to cry when he heard grandma say that!

Is his singing really that bad?

Li Hui, who didn't want to admit to his grandmother that he was singing, wiped away tears a few times: "Ah, I miss Xiao Huang so much."

Grandma: "How old are you, don't cry, come and make dumplings with me."

After waiting for a long time, grandma said: "Hey, how can you get married after this?"

Li Hui was in a mess immediately, and he took it for granted: Just call Li Huang Bao.

wrong!What am I thinking about!

Grandma looked at Li Hui's distorted face, and laughed dryly: "Hehe, I'm so confused, I thought it was your aunt making dumplings with me just now."

Li Hui: "My aunt is back after the Chinese New Year."

Grandma paused when she heard this, and sighed: "I don't know, she married the coal digger in the north and hasn't come back for two years."

Li Hui looked at his grandma with enthusiasm: "Uncle is the coal boss."

Grandma smiled, but the smile didn't reach her eyes, she lowered her head and rolled the noodles deftly.

Li Hui: "Even if it's not Chinese New Year, I will come back often in the future."

"She also said that at the beginning," the grandma said with a smile, "I'm so confused, I can't live long if I take everything seriously."

It was dusk when Li Huang and his grandfather came back.

Grandpa: "Today, the supermarket has a discount and bought more."

Grandma: "That's why you bought twelve pairs of stockings?"

Li Huang: "It's a free pair of stockings for every catty of apples you buy."

Li Hui: "Who wears these stockings?"

Li Huang: "I've already done the math. If everyone comes back to celebrate the New Year, our mother can still get two pairs."

Li Hui: "...do you think mom can wear it?"

Grandpa: "Women don't wear them. Although they are a bit tight, we can use them as long johns."

Li Huang: "Yes, brother must look good in clothes."

Li Huang imagined how charming he was in black stockings and prostrate on the bed, he almost vomited blood.

Grandma: "What happened to that bundle of Ming coins?"

Grandpa: "I bought two cans of milk powder, but the clerk insisted on giving them to us."

"..." Grandma didn't want to say anything anymore, "Keep the milk powder for yourself, and eat after washing your hands."

Grandma went to the kitchen to take out the dumplings and put them on the table. Li Huang had already put on a good food posture.

Li Huang: "Brother, did you pack it?"

Li Hui pointed: "Here, these are all."

Li Huang: "Brother, the wontons you wrapped are really beautiful!"

Li Hui became angry from embarrassment: "That's a dumpling!"

Li Huang: "The dumplings made by my brother are really fresh and refined!"

Li Hui: "Shut up!"

Grandpa brought out Mengniu, one box in front of each person.

Grandma: "What kind of milk do you drink with your meals?"

Grandpa said very seriously: "Drink it quickly, it will expire in twelve hours."

grandmother:"………………"

Li Hui drank it out of face, and the taste seemed to be pretty good.

Li Huang distributed another wife cake to everyone, and Li Hui asked while eating, "Is this going to expire in another twelve hours?"

Li Huang: "No, this one has expired for twelve hours."

Li Hui decisively sprayed Li Huang's face.

Grandma was angry: "I told you to buy new year's goods, but didn't tell you to pick up trash!"

Grandpa and Li Huang huddled into a small ball silently, and grandma said: "The children will come back in a few days, do you want to entertain them with this kind of thing? Xiaohui and I have to buy it again tomorrow, you men It's really unreliable."

Li Hui said weakly: "...Grandma and I are also men."

The next day it was grandpa who went shopping with grandma for the new year, and Li Hui was hospitalized with a bad stomach.

Li Huang: "Brother, I asked the hospital for the room last time. Do you have any good memories?"

Li Hui gritted his teeth: "It's not good at all. I can't help but think of your snotty nose and kiss you...Hey, help me go to the bathroom!"

Li Hui came out after using the toilet, his fair face turned blue at this moment, he sat on the bed and looked at Li Huang resentfully: "Why are you fine?"

Li Huang: "If something happens to me, who will take care of my dear brother?"

After speaking, he took out another wife cake and ate it.

Li Hui: "Your digestive system is actually not normal!"

Li Huang blinked his eyes a few times jokingly, with a nasty smile on his face: "It's fine for me to eat expired food, and something hard to chew like my brother must be..."

Li Hui: "Don't even think about it!"