That snake spirit is not my brother

Li Huang secretly kissed Li Hui in the middle of the night, and Li Hui opened his eyes when he was intoxicated.

Li Hui scolded: "You bastard, how could you dream of such a thing!

Li Hui closed his eyes and smacked his mouth a few times, turned over and fell asleep again.

Li Huang was already sweating from shock, and he didn't dare to take a breath.

He lay down peacefully, not daring to make a fuss, and hugged his brother from behind.

Brother, you will be mine.

He slowly closed his eyes.

While Li Hui was brushing his teeth, Li Huang rushed over: "Brother, let's go shopping and then go home. The bus tickets are booked."

Li Hui: "What kind of street does a big man go shopping..."

Li Huang looked at Li Hui with wet eyes: "Just take a stroll."

Li Huang continued to look at Li Hui with wet eyes, and rubbed Li Hui's neck: "Brother..."

Li Hui said helplessly, "Yes."

Li Huang was elated: "Wow!"

Li Hui's eyes widened: "What did you just say?"

Li Huang: "I said brother, you are so kind."

Li Hui's heart raced past thousands of grass and mud horses, and it was fine to have that kind of strange dream (it wasn't), but to even hear that kind of strange voice, Li Hui's whole body is not well.

Li Hui: "What are you shopping for?"

Li Huang: "I want to buy the same clothes as my brother."

In fact, they haven't worn the same clothes for a long time, except for the same clothes at the party.

Li Hui seemed to see a boy pointing at the nose of another boy who looked exactly like him: "Don't wear the same clothes as me, I hate people mistaking me for an idiot."

Li Hui covered his face, that person is definitely not me!

Li Huang looked at his stiff-faced brother, curled his lips: "Isn't brother still unwilling?"

Li Hui: "That's up to me to choose."

Shopping was nothing more than Li Huang dragging Li Hui around, and Li Hui finally chose a round-neck sweater with black stripes on a white background.

Fat woman: "This one is very versatile. You are so handsome, you must look good in it."

Li Hui already looked cold and stern, but after wearing this sweater, Li Hui became a little extravagant.

On the other hand, after putting on the sweater, Li Huang, who was excitedly gesticulating in the fitting mirror, was like a clean brother next door.

Li Hui: "How much is one piece?"

Fat woman: "One thousand and five."

Li Hui frowned: "Can it be cheaper?"

The fat woman glanced at the two brothers contemptuously, and said with a sneer, "Go out and buy if you don't have money?"

Li Huang: "If you have money, you still sell it?"

All colors appeared on the fat woman's face immediately, and the fat on her face was squeezed into a lump: "I never thought that a person who looks so handsome can speak so badly!"

Li Huang: "It's only natural for you to be ugly and scold others?"

Fat woman: "..."

Li Huang dragged Li Hui away, Li Hui looked at Li Huang in a daze, his younger brother was so cute, when did he become so tough?

Li Huang rubbed Li Hui's neck: "Brother, that woman is so fierce..."

Li Hui: "..." He actually felt that Li Huang was very tough just now, hehe.

Li Huang felt wronged: "But the clothes haven't been bought yet."

Li Hui: "I didn't say I wouldn't buy it."

In the end, the two bought a handsome black jacket, and the boss was also very talkative.

The two got on the car home, and Li Huang slept all the way with his head on Li Hui's shoulder.

The two finally returned home, standing in front of the house in a delicate mood.

Li Hui took out the key and opened the door, and Li Huang ran in in a hurry.

Li Hui's cell phone vibrated a few times, he took out the cell phone and saw a word flashing on the screen: Mom.

Chen Sha: "Xiaohui, you guys should be home by now, right?"

Li Hui: "Yes."

Chen Sha: "There are leftovers in the refrigerator, you and Xiao Huang take them out and eat them."

Li Hui: "What about you?"

Chen Sha: "Fool, I'm going out to a restaurant with your dad."

Li Hui: "..."

Chen Sha: "Go to grandma's house during the winter vacation, he has missed you for a long time."

Li Hui: "Well, are you going with Dad?"

Chen Sha: "The company will pass the annual holiday."

Li Jingsheng's voice came from over there: "Do you want hairy crabs or crayfish?"

Chen Sha: "All of them, pack up the leftovers and go home... hang up first!"

Li Hui: "..."

After answering the phone, Li Hui went to the refrigerator to get some food. Fortunately, there were sweet and sour pork ribs that hadn't been touched much.

Li Hui: "I'm going to heat up the dishes, you go and wash your hands."

Li Huang was sitting on the sofa like an old man, SpongeBob SquarePants was crying so loudly that the Crab King was drowned.

Li Hui glared at him: "I never say something a second time."

Li Huang: "What?"

Li Hui: "I never say something a second time."

Li Huang burst out laughing after hearing this, and Li Hui kicked him angrily.

Li Huang scrambled and ran to wash his hands.

After Li Hui cooked the dishes, Li Huang had already washed his hands. He sat on the sofa and watched SpongeBob SquarePants scolded by Squidward with a full face.

Li Hui: "Dinner is ready."

Li Huang: "Brother, do you know why SpongeBob SquarePants clings to SpongeBob even though Brother Octopus hates it?"

Li Hui: "Why?"

Li Huang: "Because the sponge absorbs water, the octopus spits out juice."

Li Hui: "What exactly do you want to say?"

Li Huang: "SpongeBob can absorb Squidward's disgust like water, and then keep smiling at Squidward. Don't you think they are a good match?"

Li Hui watched Squidward's rare vacation being ruined by SpongeBob on TV, and felt deep sympathy for Squidward: "I think Squidward is Squidward's nemesis."

Where Li Hui couldn't see, the corner of Li Huang's mouth raised a nasty arc, nemesis?

Li Hui changed the channel with the remote control, and it was broadcasting entertainment news.

Li Huang: "Brother..."

Li Hui took a piece of ribs and stuffed it into Li Huang's mouth: "Don't make noise."

"Recently, Zhuo Zhuo attended the meeting of the movie "Floating Life". A long red dress became a beautiful sight on the scene."

The Ruan Mei woman in the red dress on the TV was waving to the audience on the stage.

After Li Hui glanced at it, he lowered his head and picked up his food a few times: "It won't be long before I will be hidden by the snow."

Li Huang was surprised: "If she is so popular, she won't fall so fast, right?"

Li Hui didn't even bother to raise his eyes: "In a few days, her drug use will be revealed."

Li Huang: "Brother, how do you know?"

Li Hui was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and scolded himself for speaking too fast.

Li Hui pretended to be calm: "Nowadays, popular celebrities are still taking drugs less, of course it's guesswork."