That snake spirit is not my brother

Qiao Fangran pressed Chen Ziyi's hand, pressed it against his crotch, and said with a smile, "Touch it big."

Chen Ziyi's face turned pale with anger, and seeing that he couldn't break free, he pinched him hard.

Qiao Fangran: "Oh—"

Everyone in the car was frightened by the miserable cry.

"Ahhhhhhh!"

A sneeze sounded from behind, Qiao Fangran felt his hair was wet, and turned his head angrily.

Li Huang: "Ah!"

It happened to spit on Qiao Fangran's face.

Qiao Fangran's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and there seemed to be a cluster of small jumping flames in his deep brown eyes.

Li Hui handed over the tissue: "I'm sorry."

After Qiao Fangran took the tissue and wiped his face, his expression was still ugly, as if he might throw a left uppercut at any moment.

Chen Ziyi turned his head and looked surprised: "It's you!"

Li Huang squeezed out a smile: "Senior!"

Chen Ziyi: "Are you also from City A?"

Li Huang nodded, Chen Ziyi: "My home is in the south of the city."

Li Huang: "North of the city."

Qiao Fangran said angrily: "It's so far away, the fare for a taxi is more expensive than the rent!"

Li Hui formed a "Chuan" character between his eyebrows, and looked at him coldly: "What do you mean?"

Qiao Fangran raised his eyebrows, and said in a bad tone, "Can't you take a joke?"

Chen Ziyi gritted his teeth: "Qiao Fangran!"

Qiao Fangran glanced at the two brothers, shrugged with a sneer.

Li Huang pretended to be surprised, and said to Chen Ziyi: "He is Qiao Fangran? I heard that the senior and him..."

Qiao Fangran's face was very ugly, and he put his hands on Chen Ziyi's body with a fake smile: "We were playing."

Chen Ziyi took his hand away very shamelessly.

Li Hui and Li Huang laughed unkindly, Qiao Fangran opened his mouth and wanted to say something, and the two brothers had already plugged the earphones in tacit understanding.

After arriving in City Z, the four of them still went the same way to take the subway.

Li Huang pulled Li Hui and squeezed into the subway. When he was standing in the door, he saw Li Hui standing outside the door looking at him quietly, and Qiao Fangran, who looked like a large vicious dog, was standing next to him. He turned his head and saw that he was grabbing Chen Ziyi.

Li Huang quickly let go, he was so tired, and felt that he would never love again!

After the two arrived at the station, Chen Ziyi and Li Huang said a few words and left in a hurry.

Chen Ziyi: "Li Huang, right?"

Li Huang: "We've only met twice, how can you be sure I'm Li Huang?"

Chen Ziyi smiled inscrutablely: "You look like someone in the circle."

Li Huang: "Obviously?"

Chen Ziyi: "People in the circle have their own magnetic field."

No wonder Shen Qinghe knew that she was gay as soon as she saw her.

After waiting for a short time, Li Hui and Qiao Fangran got out of the car.

Qiao Fangran stopped Li Huang: "Hey, where is he?"

Li Huang: "Let's go."

Qiao Fangran chased after him aggressively.

Li Huang: "Are they mortal enemies or best friends?"

Li Hui: "I want to know too."

After the Mid-Autumn Festival, many people brought mooncakes back from school. The school committee asked the class monitor with a sour face, "Did you eat taro-flavored mooncakes?"

Monitor: "How do you know?"

The school committee: "You farted just now, the smell of taro is too strong! Can you fart in the future?"

Squad leader: "I'll try my best, usually there's a 'poof' sound."

Academic Committee: "..."

Shen Qinghe stood in the corridor outside the classroom, wearing a spotless white shirt, a boy with bright eyes and white teeth, and a clean temperament, he was the focus of girls wherever he stood.

Seeing Li Huang approaching, Shen Qinghe smiled and said, "Hey, you said you brought me mooncakes."

Li Huang: "Take it."

Shen Qinghe excitedly took the bag that Li Huang handed over, opened it and saw that the expression on his face was subtle: "How much hatred is this?"

Li Huang: "?"

Shen Qinghe gritted her teeth: "It's all Wuren!"

Li Huang: "Don't want it?"

Shen Qinghe: "Yes."

In the classroom, there was a girl lying on the window sill watching the two of them, her face seemed to be intoxicated and her eyes seemed to be shining.

Li Huang: "Rotten girl?"

Shen Qinghe: "Hey, looking at us is like looking at monkeys in a zoo."

Li Huang didn't know much about rotten girls, so he could only listen to Shen Qinghe quietly: "On the surface, I support comrades, but I deliberately approach and disturb other people's lives."

The corner of Shen Qinghe's mouth raised a self-deprecating arc: "Isn't it the most annoying?"

Li Huang looked at Shen Qinghe's smile, and looked at Shen Qinghe's smile again.

After taking a look at those rotten girls, he still couldn't understand the strange creatures like rotten girls.

Shen Qinghe still didn't eat the mooncakes in the end, so he took the mooncakes to the third class and gave them to Hei Zhuangzi.

Hei Zhuangzi smiled like a child when he received the mooncakes, and hugged the bag containing the mooncakes like a big baby.

Shen Qinghe felt ashamed. When he came, he thought that if Hei Zhuang didn't want him, he would just throw it away.

Hei Zhuangzi asked him, "Aren't you going to eat?"

Looking at the other party's sincere eyes, Shen Qinghe couldn't tell the lie of "I have eaten it", and had no face to say "This is the five kernels I hate the most. I throw it to you because I don't want to waste it."

Shen Qinghe took the mooncake that Hei Zhuangzi handed over and took a bite, looking up to see Hei Zhuangzi's smiling face, he felt for the first time that the taste of Wuren was good.

"Give me one!" The squad leader came over and swallowed.

Hei Zhuangzi shook his head, and the squad leader said softly, "I want to eat pancakes~"

Hei Zhuangzi was unmoved, and the squad leader wondered: "I am so obvious that I have tried everything!"

Hei Zhuangzi: "I'm not a school committee."

The squad leader had a fierce face: "Are you going to give it or not?"

Hei Zhuangzi handed over a piece of mooncake, "Eat it, I'm just worried about you..."

The class leader ate with relish, and after a while the school committee came back from handing in homework. When the class leader saw the school committee walking into the classroom, he farted loudly out of joy, which still sounded like a bus horn.

Hei Zhuang pinched his nose: "What I was worried about happened."

Academic Committee: "I know you are happy to see me, but you still don't want to set off a cannon?"

Squad Leader: "..."

The air was filled with the gas of Wuren's chemical reaction, and the people in the class covered their mouths and noses and fled the scene quickly.

The school committee looked at Hei Zhuangzi gloomily: "Xu Yan, you gave him five-nut mooncakes, didn't you?"

Hei Zhuangzi nodded, but couldn't bear it anymore and ran out.

Only the school committee and monitor were left in the classroom.

The school committee stroked the monitor's hair on his forehead, exposing his smooth forehead, and the school committee whispered in his ear, "Do you know you're wrong?"

The squad leader lowered his head: "I'm sorry, I can't hold back."

Academic committee: "I didn't ask you this."

The school committee gently slid his fingers over the monitor's soft lips: "You can't ask for things from others, I will be sad."

The author has something to say: Happy New Year everyone.