lie down!to rob

Mu Fan found himself in a strange place, there were no women in this place, all men were there, but none of these men had hair.

"Isn't this the palace?"

"No, this is Meifeng Temple." The abbot said with a good temper.

"Where is the palace?"

"It's still a day away from the palace." The abbot said in a good-tempered manner.

"I am hungry."

"I've ordered people to get ready," the abbot said in a good-tempered manner.

When the tofu and green vegetables were served and were kicked off by the boy as before, the corner of the abbot's mouth twitched.

"I want to eat meat!"

The abbot cried.

"There is really no meat in our temple." The abbot almost burst into tears. Is there anyone more pitiful than him in the world? As the abbot of a royal temple, he was kidnapped! !Speaking of why he was held hostage, there is still a long way to go.

"I don't care, anyway, I want to eat meat!" Mu Fan, who had been floating in the air for two days before, was too lazy to stop halfway to find something to eat, so he didn't eat for two days.So after falling into the temple, he held the abbot hostage, and the reason was that the abbot should prepare him with delicious food.

"Monks don't tell lies, and there really is no meat in the temple!" The abbot stroked his beard, showing the appearance of an eminent monk, hoping to calm down the young man in front of him.It's just for food, why do you want to hold people hostage?And it's not good to hold anyone hostage, why hold him hostage! !

"I don't care, I'm tired and hungry now, I can't walk, you tell your men to go out and buy me meat!" The boy pointed a black pistol at the abbot's head: "Hurry up, or I will Just shoot."

"...Okay, I'll tell my disciples to buy meat right now." After seeing the pistol in the young man's hand, how could he resist.

"It won't be good if you don't promise early."

"..."

"Benefactor, you know that your behavior is the same as that of robbers and bandits. This is wrong." The elderly abbot continued to follow the instructions before waiting for the disciple Songrou to come.

"It's okay, I'm a bandit."

"..."

"Why do you have so many subordinates? Those subordinates seem to listen to you very much." Mu Fan stared at the abbot in front of him curiously, and finally his eyes fell on the bald head of the other party, who was so bald that he didn't even have a single hair.

In the future, there will be no monks in the Star Alliance, so Mu Fan doesn't know the essential difference between monks and him. The only thing he wants to say is that the other party is bald, but Mu Fan blames it on the fact that the other party may not grow hair.

"They are not my subordinates, they are disciples of Meifeng Temple."

"How did you get so many people to listen to you?" Mu Fan continued to ask stubbornly without getting the answer he wanted to know.His younger brother, Heifengzhai, and the bandits who followed him were not as many as the bald man in front of him.If everyone here becomes his little brother, the number of his little brothers will increase again!

The more Mu Fan thought about it, the more he felt that it made sense. For him who was born in the underworld, he was taught by Mu Ying to have as many younger brothers as possible since he was a child.

"How can I replace you as their boss?" The boy asked earnestly.The abbot on the opposite side is worthy of being an eminent monk, and he was not angry when faced with the boy's unreasonable demands.

"Benefactor, this requires wisdom roots."

"Then help me see if I have roots of wisdom."

"...Huigen is invisible and can only be understood by individuals. For example, donor, what can you see when you look out of the window?" the abbot pointed out the window.

"House, trees and sky." The boy answered honestly.

"Yes, you can only see houses, trees and the sky, but I can see life." The abbot stroked his beard, looking like an outsider.

Mu Fan stared straight at the abbot, until the abbot felt cold all over, then Mu Fan pointed at the vase not far from the room: "What can you see when you look at that vase?"

"..."

"I could see three gold chains inside and I don't know who put them there."

"..."

"Do I have a root of wisdom?" The boy held a gun to the abbot's head.

"Have."

"Then I will take your seat from now on, and all your subordinates will belong to me." The young man buckled his pistol, saying that this is the meaning of my world from now on.

"If you want to sit in my seat, you must be ordained and become a monk!!" The abbot's face changed drastically, because the boy didn't look like he was joking.

"Does it mean to become bald like you?"

"Yes."

"It's too ugly." The boy only threw three words at the abbot, and didn't take the abbot's words to heart at all.As long as he becomes the boss, the people here will listen to him! !It's up to him to decide whether to shave his head or not!

The abbot thought that the young man was just talking, but who knew that the young man actually went to Baofeng to gather all the monks in the temple after enjoying the food and drinking spicy food.He didn't know what he was holding in his hand, the sound was amplified several times, and everyone in the temple could hear it clearly.

"My name is Mu Fan. From today onwards, I will be your boss! All of you must listen to me!" The young man announced arrogantly. Below is a group of monks looking at each other. Looking at each other, they had no idea what the boy was talking about.

"Abbot, what is going on, who is this person?"

"Why should we listen to him?"

"Anyone who is not convinced can stand up, and I will convince him." The boy showed a cute smile. The dimples at the corners of his mouth made him look like a brother next door, but his eyes gave off a sinister feeling for some reason.

"Don't worry, I will make you obedient and obedient." The young man smiled innocently, and all the monks were confused and didn't understand what was going on, but they soon understood what was going on! !

That's a curse! !That is definitely a curse! !

You can never imagine such a day, for them, it is like hell!

The next morning, when the sun rises, the entire temple will repeat endlessly: everything Mu Fan says is right, everything Mu Fan does is right, and everything Mu Fan orders must be followed. Obey, everything Mufan%￥#&*Fan, Fan, Fan... annoying, annoying, non-stop annoying.

Anyone from the Interstellar Alliance here would know that Mu Fan played the repeater, as long as he didn't turn it off, he would keep repeating the same content over and over again.All the monks felt like their heads were going to blow off, while the parties fell asleep in bed wearing anti-print headphones.

The first day was okay, it started playing when the sun rose, without a stop in between, playing it when eating, playing it when taking a shower, and playing it while they shit! !

Although they are monks, they pursue all things are empty, peace of mind!but! !When they went to the latrine, you kept repeating how they pulled them out! ! !

Until the sound was finally turned off when going to bed at night, all the monks let out a deep breath, and the day's torment finally passed.But the next day they found out that they were wrong, and they started playing again before dawn the next day, this time not by reciting, but by singing.I don't know who sang it, the five notes are obviously incomplete, the tone is high and low, and then there are high, high and low in a sentence: everything Mu Fan says is right, everything Mu Fan does is right, everything Mu Fan sings is right. What Mu Fan said was right, and what Mu Fan did was right, and all Mu Fan's orders must be obeyed, everything ah ah oh %￥#@*&... The last sound after that is obviously broken.

So, all the monks had a tragedy on this day.

When going to bed at night, the "annoying song" with insufficiency of tone lingers in the minds of all the monks for a long time!

But within two days, all the monks couldn't take it anymore, and they all had brown faces. When they found the abbot to complain, they only got one sentence: calm your mind and naturally calm your mind.

On the third day, all the monks ran to Mu Fan's room to beg for mercy, bowed their heads and bowed their heads, expressing their willingness to become his little brother.And all of them burst into tears and cried bitterly.

"It's fine if I promise not to. I'll never use force to make people submit." Mu Fan smiled cutely.

We would rather you use force! ! !All the monks can't wait to squirt blood!In fact, it stands to reason that so many people shouldn't be afraid to resist, but when the boy punched the ground in front of them a hole that was ten meters wide, they were all silent.Resisting this kind of thing is like rape, the enemy is weak and we are strong, and the enemy is strong and we are weak...

Therefore, it was too late when the imperial court sent guards to Meifeng Temple, and all the monks had already become Mu Fan's captives.

Those monks even embraced the guards one by one, with snot and tears, they all said that Mu Fan is now their abbot, and asked the guards not to embarrass Mu Fan.Everything is voluntary.

It was Meifeng Temple who asked for help, and now it is Meifeng Temple who says it does not need help.It is estimated that the monks cried too much miserably, and the guards did not dare to make any fanfare, but just guarded around Meifeng Temple to check the situation.

Suddenly there were hundreds of guards around Meifeng Temple, and Mu Fan's eyes lit up immediately.

So the next day, when the sun was just rising, the monks heard the long-lost saying that everything Mu Fan said was right, everything Mu Fan did was right, and all Mu Fan's orders must be obeyed. *##￥……

Before nightfall, the guards all left.When the guards returned to the camp, the other guards found that the guards sent to Meifeng Temple all had dull expressions and did not respond to their calls and greetings, as if their souls were out of their bodies.

As for Meifeng Temple, the young man sat on the city wall holding the repeater in his hand and looked at the empty periphery, complaining endlessly.

Why did he leave so quickly, thinking that there could be more younger brothers...