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, we have already arranged it! "Xin Bai kicked Yang Bingzhuo before he broke out, telling him to shut up.
"Good job, Si Hei." Mu Fan looked at Xin Bai with satisfaction, and then looked at Yang Bingzhuo with dissatisfaction: "San Hei, you should learn from Si Hei."
Xin Bai and Yang Bingzhuo turned their heads together, they really don't like this new name!
"Immediately report who is the strongest person in the world after finding out who is the strongest person in the world." Mu Fan picked Erhei up and stood up, waving his hands, and announced arrogantly: "Everyone has dinner!"
Yang Bingzhuo and Xin Bai had no appetite at all, and they went outside to whisper to each other with mournful faces.I don’t know if this Mu Fan is really stupid or not. If he is really stupid, how can Yang Bingzhuo and Xin Bai be responsible for investigating the strongest person in the world, but if he is fake, how can he do a series of speechless things...
"Do you think the leader will come?" Yang Bingzhuo asked Xin Bai beside him. He now expects the leader to come and slap this idiot boy, otherwise his lungs will explode!
"I reported it to my superiors before." Xin Bai rubbed his chin: "Pu County is one of the points that all sects must pass through to participate in the martial arts conference. I thought that we would occupy all the passages this time and we would be able to wipe out the nine sects going to participate in the martial arts conference. Clean, who knew this strange boy would appear!"
"I only care about whether the leader will come."
"How do I know! Now there are rumors about the beasts in the rivers and lakes, the leader is likely to come in person." Xin Bai analyzed back and forth: "The leader will never allow any mistakes in the plan, he will definitely come to deal with Mu Fan himself! "
"The main thing to teach is to come, that boy is finished haha!" Yang Bingzhuo shouted excitedly, as if he had already seen the scene of Mu Fan being taught a lesson.
"Before the leader comes, we have to keep pretending, don't let yourself get carried away!" Xin Bai warned Yang Bingzhuo, who was overjoyed.
"I know, how can I be so stupid!"
Yang Bingzhuo and Xin Bai were excitedly plotting outside, but they didn't notice a bee flying over them.When the two of them finished plotting, the bee flapped its wings and flew to the backyard room and landed on Mu Fan's shoulder.
With the holographic five-yard bee camera, Mu Fan watched the whole process of Yang Bingzhuo and Xin Bai's conspiracy projected by the bee's mouth, and sneered lazily on the bed: "Master? I want to see how powerful it is."
"Ow."
"If the leader isn't very good, after the third and fourth blacks, it will be Er Hei's lunch." Mu Fan touched Er Hei's head and continued to sneer, suddenly feeling his teeth a little sore!
After eating three catties of green grapes and having a hearty lunch, Mu Fan felt his teeth a little sour.The young man touched his cheek, his teeth became sore when he sneered, it's really troublesome to sneer...
[07] Boss, please laugh
Mu Fan ate too many green grapes, so his teeth became sore.
In the future world, there are pitifully few seasonings. Most people in the Star Alliance eat nutrient solution. Only noble and wealthy people occasionally have the opportunity to eat meat and vegetables. Mu Fan is no exception. He only eats to absorb the necessary nutrients.After all, it is very troublesome to move the mouth.
But it’s different now, the bandits in Heifengzhai will prepare food for Mu Fan every time, and Mu Fan is very interested in these strange tastes, but he didn’t expect that eating too many green grapes would cause toothache.Mu Fan found that whether it was talking or sneering, even a little expression on his face would make his teeth feel sour...
So the thieves in Heifengzhai found that their new boss was a little strange, always sullen and expressionless.
"The boss seems to be in a bad mood today, did we do something that made the boss unhappy?" The bandits gathered together to discuss.
"No, we don't know much about him."
"By the way, the new boss has been here for so long, and we haven't held a welcome party or done anything to make him happy. Today, the boss's face is so bad, it seems that he is in a bad mood. How about we make some surprises to make him happy?" The bandits gathered together and pondered: "What do you think?"
"Yes! Our Shanzhai brothers haven't had a good get together for a long time."
"Then let's have fun together tonight! Prepare more food and drink, and then let the beautiful women in the village come out to sing and dance!" The bandits hit it off immediately, and happily went to recruit people to assign work.
Although Pu County is an important passageway for several places, there are not many fat sheep passing by at ordinary times. Apart from robbery, the bandits in Heifengzhai usually spend most of their time raising chickens and ducks on the mountain, and growing some vegetables and fruits. It's no different from the villagers at the foot of the mountain, except that they have a side job of robbery.There were more than a hundred people in Heifeng Village, and the bandits prepared everything in the afternoon and waited to give Mu Fan a surprise.
Mu Fan's teeth were sore and he didn't want to eat for the time being, so he lay on the bed in the room and was too lazy to go out. In the end, in order not to spoil the evening activities, the bandits simply worked together to carry Mu Fan and his bed to the hall...
Singing and dancing intertwined in the hall, and the bandits stared at Mu Fan with bright eyes as if asking for credit.Mu Fan lay half propped up on the bed, touched Erhei in his arms, knew that these bandits were trying to curry favor with him, so he specially prepared these programs, although he wanted to praise these bandits, but because of his toothache, the boy still His face was expressionless.
"Boss didn't laugh, it seems that boss is not interested in singing and dancing, so change the show!" The bandits whispered to each other, and immediately the singing and dancing beauties withdrew and came on stage with a new show.
The new show is about a group of old men and thieves, wearing women's clothes and making various poses.That's how it should have been!But one of the big men suddenly stepped on a piece of clothing next to him, and in an instant a row of old men were crushed into a ball, the clothes were torn apart from each other, touching and bumping into places that shouldn't be touched from time to time.
"Grass! Who touched my egg!"
"Oh! Damn, my brother is about to be ripped off!"
"Ah, whoever pinched my butt, I'll hack him to death!"
Sitting on the top, Mu Fan lying on the bed still had no expression on his face, touched Erhei and still didn't smile, didn't even say a word...
"Continue to change the program!"
Just like this, in order to make Mu Fan laugh, the bandits changed ten programs in a row, and finally even their fake joke king was dispatched.
"When introducing someone, Tiger helped Mosquito introduce Elephant. A month later, Mosquito and Elephant decided to get married. When the wedding ceremony was held, Elephant ran out of the new house crying, because once Mosquito entered, Elephant never came out."
"..."
"Hahaha, is it funny? Such an obscene joke isn't funny at all!" The bandits beat the joke king to the ground, knowing that they couldn't make Mu Fan laugh with a joke.
It wasn't until the end that the bandits found out in despair that they still couldn't make Mu Fan laugh. The bandits carried Mu Fan back to the room with his bed and his body as before, and all the bandits decided to go to waste all night. Going back to comfort each other's fragile hearts, when Xin Bai followed the bandits and was about to leave, he suddenly remembered that there was something he hadn't reported yet: "Boss, people in the rivers and lakes are starting to gather in Pu County, should we make preparations?"
"Is it great?" The boy who hadn't spoken all night finally spoke!The bandits who had all walked to the door stopped and looked back.
"It is said that Sword God and Martial Demon will come. They have a very high reputation in Jianghu and are called geniuses!" Xin Bai replied truthfully.
The young man who had been lying on the bed with his dead body suddenly jumped up, and even Er Hei, who had been quiet all night, regained his energy!Everyone was startled, waiting for the young man to move, but Mu Fan just sat on the bed motionless after jumping up!
Yang Bingzhuo, Xin Bai and other bandits dared not say a word and waited for the boy to give an order. The boy looked pensive and definitely had some big plans...
After 15 minutes, everyone thought that Mu Fan had come up with something earth-shattering and weeping ghosts and gods!
"Hahahaha!! Is someone finally coming!? Haha, that's great!" The young man rolled happily on the bed, and all the bandits standing at the door were dumbfounded, looking at the smiling and excited man in disbelief. juvenile……
Was it just this reaction after thinking about it for so long! ?
【08】Beauty Bathing Picture
Knowing that a powerful person was coming, Mu Fan was in a very good mood, smiling after waking up early in the morning.The handsome boy was smiling all over his face, with a big dimple in the left corner of his mouth, he was as cute as the younger brother next door. The bandits looked at the cute boy who was hugging the furry Erhei and wanted to touch his head.
But before you get within five meters, the furry Erhei in the boy's arms will look at you with watery blue eyes, and then slightly open his mouth to reveal his white teeth...
This is definitely a threat! !A naked threat! !
Everyone in Heifeng Village could feel Mu Fan's good mood. Although the bandits worked hard all night yesterday, they couldn't make the young man happy, but at least Xin Bai's report finally made the young man happy all night.And this good mood lasted until the next day.So all the thieves deeply realized that their strategy was wrong from the beginning...
In the end, they came to the conclusion that their new boss should not be viewed by ordinary people's standards!
like now.
When Heifengzhai was about to be besieged by people in the rivers and lakes, the young man held Erhei in his arms and said he was going to take a bath with a bathtub!
Now they are facing a life-and-death decision, those people in the rivers and lakes are not like the villagers at the bottom of the mountain who can easily fool them!Teenagers don't lead them all night to make plans, arrange traps, and assign tasks!He even said he was going to take a shower! !Is their life and death really so cheap!Might as well take a bath!
"I'm going to take a shower just because they're coming."
"The instruction book that Erhei gave me said that you have to wash yourself before mating. I'll wash myself clean, and then I can get down to business." Mu Fan continued to talk about his plan: "Don't stop me."
mating?It is indeed the two words of mating! ?It turns out that their new boss has a comprehensive plan long ago, and they want to rob sex!
"Don't stop, boss, we will definitely not stop you!"
"That's fine. When the time comes, they will come. Let me deal with the powerful ones. Let Erhei deal with the little shrimps. You can prepare melon seeds and watch the show." After Mu Fan finished speaking, he left the bandits with a very arrogant and domineering and then went to take a shower.
Erhei lying on Mu Fan's shoulder also left everyone with a very awesome ass!
As expected of their boss, with such lofty aspirations at such a young age, he even dared to rob the children of the world!However, there is a problem that they can't figure out. They can understand that the powerful ones should be handed over to the boss, but why should Xiao Xiami be handed over to Erhei?Do you want humans and beasts?In fact, they can recommend themselves to those little shrimps, so leave it to them!
For a moment, Mu Fan's image in the eyes of all the bandits instantly became taller, this is called a pure man, a man!
Mu Fan, who didn't know what the bandits were thinking, was comfortably taking a bath in the lake halfway up the mountain with Erhei in his arms.The water here is much more beautiful than that of the Star Alliance, and the playful teenagers can't help but play and swim in the water.
Green mountains, green water, naked beautiful boys, and a cute fluffy puppy...
Hiding behind the leaves, he stared at the boy playing in the lake. He never expected to see such an eye-catching picture when he came to Heifengzhai. The man held his breath slightly and secretly squatted on the tree to continue admiring the picture of the beauty bathing...
【09】Speak naked
"Snapped!"
Shawentian, who was peeping, dodged the flying water sword and flew to another tree in a chic spin. Before the water sword attacked again behind him, he tiptoed and flew farther again.After several times like this, Sha Wentian lightly tapped on the lake and flew to the rock closest to the boy, and looked at Mu Fan in the water with a wicked smile on his face: "You are so young and have a bad temper~~"
Mu Fan didn't answer, but a smile flashed in his eyes. "Crack!" The water suddenly exploded from the calm lake, sweeping across Shawentian like a huge wave!Sha Wentian quickly dodged and jumped back to the shore, the smile disappeared from his eyes, and his evil and charming face became more and more dangerous.
When Sha Wentian came back to his senses, the young man just casually wore a long robe and stood opposite him.The movement was so fast that the boy didn't even notice it when he approached him! ?
Sha Wentian's long hair was wet with water, and it hung unrestrainedly on both sides of his cheeks. His evil eyes were raised with unconcealable sharpness, and his thin lips were slightly raised, which made people feel extremely dangerous.Sha Wentian looked from top to bottom at the young man who was only wearing a long robe and was somewhat revealing. He was a head taller than the young man and half-bent to approach the young man.
"Are you seducing me?"
"You're a bit strong." Mu Fan said in a disdainful manner.
"A little strong?" Sha Wentian raised the tail of his eyes, and those who are familiar with him know that this is a sign of his anger.With a swipe of his right hand, Sha Wentian shattered the only robe on the young man opposite him into pieces. Sha Wentian smiled and looked at the completely naked young man: "You are wrong, I am not a little strong, but very strong!"
Mu Fan turned his head to look at Erhei who was still swimming in the lake, and then turned his head to look at Shawentian.The trick that Sha Wentian used just now was different from their Star Alliance's. He didn't make any moves but shattered his clothes with his breath.Could this be the "internal force" of the legendary ancients mentioned by Erhei! ?
"Fight with me." Mu Fan, who was naked without his robe, stared at Sha Wentian without any shyness.The eyes are shining brightly, the big dimple on the left is very bright, and the smile is so clean that Sha Wentian will never want to ask the goblins to fight, but what's the matter with this smile like asking for sugar from an elder! !
"Don't do it." Sha Wentian refused: "It's no good for you if you win."
"It's good." Before Sha Wentian asked what the good is, Mu Fan replied seriously: "If you can beat me, I can help you have a baby."
"...You are a man." Sha Wentian lowered his head and stared at Mu Fan's naked lower body, although it was a bit small, it was there.
"Don't worry, I can give birth!" The boy assured with a serious face.
"..."
"Yawn!" Mu Fan sneezed suddenly, then shook his body: "Wait a minute."
The naked boy turned around and ran to a stone not far away, took out his clothes and began to put them on, muttering to himself while putting them on: "Why is it suddenly a bit cold?"
The corner of Sha Wentian's mouth twitched, the young man said at least ten words to him just now, and now he feels cold! !
"Okay, we can continue." Putting on his clothes, Mu Fan ran back to Sha Wentian, and before Sha Wentian could recover, he rushed towards him quickly, accurately, and fiercely... Let's fight!
【10】eyes
Mu Fan didn't wait for Shawentian to react, he rushed forward, his movements were nimble and agile, seeing that Shawentian dodged his attack, he jumped up with his left foot and swept across Shawentian, the opponent retreated to dodge, unexpectedly Mu Fan landed with his right foot, Without breathing, he swept his left foot over again! !
"If you don't make a move, you will only be beaten!" The young man put his hands on the ground, and with a swipe of his slender legs, he kicked towards Cha Wentian again.Mu Fan turned over and rushed back to grab Sha Wentian with all his strength, hooked his right foot back to Sha Wentian's neck, and pressed down hard on the ground!He punched Sha Wentian fiercely with a punch! !The movement was too fast, and when Sha Wentian realized it, he felt a pain in the back of his head.
This boy's movements are so fast that he is hardly human. He has only seen such a fast speed in that man named Lonely Xuanhan.I didn't expect someone to be as fast as that person, not only the speed, but also the strength...
"It seems that we can't just play around." Sha Wentian threw out his long whip.
"Snapped!"
Before the long whip hit him, Mu Fan let go of Sha Wentian and jumped away, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, the little dimple on the left smiled as cute as the younger brother next door, but the movements of his hands were not cute at all!
When Sha Wentian swung the long whip again, Mu Fan grabbed the long whip with his bare hands!Then he pulled hard and turned into a contest of strength with Sha Wentian! ?The young man's beautiful eyes turned up, showing arrogance. Mu Fan looked at Shawentian disdainfully. He was indeed a bit strong, but if he only used weapons to this extent, then it would be nothing special!
"You are not as strong as me!"
"Crack!" Sha Wentian stared at the whip in his hand in disbelief, and the young man broke it abruptly! ?That is a long whip made of thousand-year-old tree vines! ?Didn't see how the young man was moving, turned around and spun, this time he kicked Sha Wentian's chest fiercely, and Sha Wentian flew out with a whip and hit the big tree behind him!
The young man's moves are clueless and too weird, Sha Wentian never thought that he would be beaten into such a mess!The bloody smell at the corner of his mouth made Sha Wentian frowned, and as soon as he raised his head, he saw the young man kicking him sharply, but luckily he got out of the way.Mu Fan stepped on Shawentian unceremoniously!This time, instead of the innocent and friendly smile of the young man, it was arrogant and arrogant: "You lost!"
"Since you lost, then die." The tone was as flat as saying that today was a good day.
In a fight, either you die or I die, this is the first truth Mu Ying told Mu Fan.Even though Mu Fan grew up in a laboratory after the age of 10, but before the age of 10, he grew up in the Evil Eagle, the real young master of the biggest gangster in the interstellar world!In his eyes, there is no such thing as "be merciful", even if the alliance government continued to educate him individually, he just converted "be merciful" into "letting the other party die early is a relief", he clearly knows It will be troublesome to keep the scourge.
So it may be wrong to say that the Star Alliance educated him alone, because Mu Fan, who grew up alone with Erhei, actually became more troublesome and indifferent than anyone else...
"Let's see who is dead!" Shawentian was furious, and Mu Fan was bounced off Shawentian.Mu Fan stared at Sha Wentian strangely, this person obviously didn't move, but he felt a force to bounce him away, it was the internal force of the ancients again! ?
"Is this internal force?"
"Now is the real battle!" Before, the opponent was just a brat who didn't want to kill him, but this brat really thought he was a sick cat!
The boy's melee attacks are very strong, even stronger than him, but it seems that he is not very comfortable with long-distance attacks on the boy.After Sha Wentian caught the young man's weakness, he kept keeping the distance between the two of them attacking, but even this still consumed a lot of his internal energy, and the young man didn't even see a drop of sweat on his face.Sensing the boy's getting more and more excited, Sha Wen knew that it would be of no benefit to him if he continued to fight.
"I still have business to do, so I don't have time to play with you, brat." Sha Wentian shot the stone with his fingertips at the boy's shoulder, and took the opportunity to use lightness kung fu to leap and disappear into the woods.
Sha Wentian ran away in a hurry, so he didn't see the young man behind him who had acupointed him motionless.The boy rolled his eyes strangely and realized that he couldn't move?What is this stuff! ?
Mu Fan, who lives in the future interstellar alliance, is very different from the ancients in terms of martial arts and life.So Mu Fan, who is extremely powerful, naturally doesn't know that this is called acupuncture, and it is also a kind of ancient kung fu...
"Erhei, I can't move anymore!" Mu Fan's first reaction was to ask Erhei.In the end, no one answered, and Erhei was nowhere to be seen in the lake as soon as his eyes rolled!Based on his understanding of Erhei, it must be because watching him fight with that person was too boring, so he went back first, leaving his master and leaving?I have to teach Erhei a lesson when I go back!The boy's eyes widened to express his anger!
"It looks like you have been acupunctured." The sudden voice caught Mu Fan's attention.
"I didn't expect you to be so powerful that you can defeat Wumo, but you can't do anything about small acupoints, haha, it's really interesting." A strange man squatted not far from Mu Fan, with his hands on his chin, looking very interesting.
Sword brows and star eyes, straight nose bridge, extremely handsome, a man that people will never forget after seeing him.The elegant and indifferent temperament is a righteous person, holy like a banished fairy wearing a white robe like a god, especially the smile at the corner of his mouth is like sunshine, which makes people unconsciously feel kind and good.
Mu Fan, who was unable to move after being acupunctured, looked at the strange man who suddenly appeared.This person has been watching the show for so long, but he didn't notice it at all?This person must be very powerful!
"Don't look at me like that, or I won't be able to resist doing something to you." A man as holy as a god said obscene words...
【11】The one who can't lie
"You really don't look very smart." The man's smile can't be described with other words other than decent. It's really a strange adjective, but it's very suitable for a man: "What's your name?"
"Why should I tell you the name?" Mu Fan looked the man in front of him up and down, and found that the man looked at him like a rare animal, which was really unlikable.He didn't know the man in front of him, so there was no need to tell the man's name. Besides, telling the other person's name was very troublesome. Of course, Mu Fan didn't realize that if he didn't tell the other person's name, it would be troublesome if he kept being asked...
"My name is Sheng Lingxiao." The man smiled kindly: "If you tell me your name, I will try my best to help you untie the acupoint."
"Mu Fan." Unusually straightforward, Mu Fan threw the reservedness he had just a moment ago to Siberia.If it doesn't bother you, it's not troublesome. Compared with not being able to move, let alone the name, he will report the [-]th generation of the ancestors. Mu Fan thought seriously in his heart, and didn't feel that there was anything wrong with thinking like this.Seeing that Sheng Lingxiao didn't make a move after saying his name, Mu Fan couldn't help but said, "Untie it."
"Actually, I don't know martial arts, so I don't know how to untie acupuncture points. I said I would try my best to untie acupoints for you, but I didn't say I was here to untie the acupoints." Sheng Lingxiao admitted frankly, with a sincere appearance that could not be doubted: "Don't worry , I will try my best to help you."
Mu Fan stared at Sheng Lingxiao in front of him, his beautiful round and bulging eyes were very cute, reminding Sheng Lingxiao of a little animal with fried fur.Sheng Lingxiao was suddenly in a good mood and walked over to directly lift the boy upside down on his shoulders: "Although I have no martial arts, I am stronger than others. Where do you live, I will carry you back and let others help you. "
"On the mountain."
Mu Fan was hung upside down on his shoulders, and his stomach was right on the opponent's shoulders.Because I was hung upside down by acupuncture points, I didn't realize that my ass was being held by the other party, and was being stroked by the other party in an extremely obscene way.But Sheng Lingxiao still had a decent expression on his face at this moment: "I'll take you back."
"You're not bad." Mu Fan was hung upside down on the shoulder by the other party and nodded his thanks.After all, since he came to ancient times, all he saw were vicious and rude ancients, and it was rare to meet such a helpful person.
Sheng Lingxiao, who had walked a few steps, staggered and almost fell when he heard this.This person is so stupid, it's fine if you don't doubt what he said, and even praise others for being good! ?
"Sorry, I haven't exercised these two days, and I've gotten a little heavier." Thinking that it was his fault for the other party's staggering, Mu Fan seriously reflected.
"...you just believe what I say, don't you doubt what I say, don't you doubt that I'm going to take you somewhere else?" Sheng Lingxiao chatted as he walked.
"You can't lie." Sheng Lingxiao turned his head and met the other's beautiful eyes: "Humans can't lie."
Ha, what did you say that human beings can't lie! ?This is simply the biggest joke in the world! ?Sheng Lingxiao's eyes were full of sarcasm, but the sarcasm in his heart couldn't be expressed in Mu Fan's serious eyes. Mu Fan's eyes told Sheng Lingxiao that he was not joking, but really thought so!
Whether it's Evil Eagle or in the laboratory, they taught Mu Fan that the only thing they have in common is: don't tell lies.The strong don't need lies to cover themselves, lies are the greatest sin.Therefore, human beings will never lie, and there is no need to lie.In the future Interstellar Alliance, if you tell a lie, you will receive the greatest crime - the death penalty!Therefore, people from the Star Alliance in the future will never lie!
10 minutes later,
"I think my butt is always being touched by something." Mu Fan finally noticed something was wrong after being touched for a long time, and raised his eyebrows in doubt.
"...Maybe my hair accidentally touched it."
"So that's it!" Mu Fan nodded, looking like a good baby who understood, and continued to be carried by Sheng Lingxiao, and his butt was touched.
Sheng Lingxiao was a little speechless, this young man really didn't doubt what other people said at all.Of course, he was speechless, but he continued to touch his butt mercilessly. The touch of this boy's butt is really good...
"You live on the mountain, do you know about the new head of Heifeng Village?" Sheng Lingxiao had to admit that he still liked this young man, strong, direct, and undisguised.
"know."
"Oh, what kind of person is it?"
"It's not like that, it's just me."
"..."
"Why are you asking this?" Mu Fan was rarely curious because the other party was a nice person.
"...Because I want to join the Black Wind Village." Sheng Lingxiao rubbed Mu Fan's upturned buttocks with a little force, and squeezed so hard that he almost lost his aim.I didn't expect that the boy in front of me was the person I was looking for...
[12] The leader is here!
It was already noon when Sheng Lingxiao carried Mu Fan up the mountain, and the bandits surrounded him as soon as they saw the strange man carrying Mu Fan.
"Boss, are you alright?" Could it be that the new boss has just been changed, so it's time to change again so soon.All the thieves were nervously wary of Sheng Lingxiao, looking up and down.This person doesn't look like a bad person no matter what, and he smiles so kindly that people really can't repel them~~ This person looks like a good young man at first glance! ! !
"It's okay." Just as Mu Fan said two words, a loud shout came from the hall.
"Dinner is ready! Has the boss come back? If not, let the boss know that he is back for dinner!!" When Mu Fan heard the word "dinner", his eyes flashed, and he jumped off Sheng Lingxiao's body and rushed into the hall rush! !While rushing, he even waved his arms like a general calling for soldiers: "Brothers, dinner is served!!" It was completely impossible to tell that it was the person who had been acupunctured.
"Yes, boss!" Then a group of juniors rushed into the hall behind Mu Fan, and the battle was about to begin.
Sheng Lingxiao, who was thrown outside by himself, obviously didn't react at this time. It wasn't until Yang Bingzhuo and Xin Bai came to him that he smiled and asked, "Is this how you always eat?"
"...It's been like this since he came." Xin Bai replied honestly and euphemistically. In fact, if he entered the hall, he would see a more spectacular picture.
"What a strange person."
Not only is it weird, it's just weird and weird!They have never seen such abnormal normal people! !Yang Bingzhuo and Xin Bai shouted in their hearts at the same time.But when they saw Sheng Lingxiao's side face with an obvious smile of interest, both of them darkened.Once this person shows this expression, bad things will happen.
"You can't even deal with a brat, it looks like you should practice more." Sure enough, Sheng Lingxiao's smile became brighter, and Yang Bingzhuo and Xin Bai's hairs stood on end in an instant.
"Master!"
"Oh, I still remember who I am." Sheng Lingxiao folded his hands behind his head, with a gentlemanly face: "You don't need to do anything and continue acting, Mu Fan will be left to me to deal with."
"Master, you don't mean to..."
"Rape first, then kill~~" Sheng Lingxiao showed a mouthful of white teeth, eight teeth and a sinister hunter smile.
"..."
"..."
Yang Bingzhuo and Xin Bai gave Ling Xiao a thumbs up in their hearts!It is worthy of being their leader! !Such obscene and obscene words, spoken from that handsome face full of sense of justice, make people feel that "rape first and kill later" is the righteousness of punishing rape and eradicating evil, and doing justice for heaven! !Who would have known that the leader of the number one demon sect in the world, the holy devil, actually had a more righteous face than any righteous knight in the world...
People who have met Sheng Lingxiao will never believe that Sheng Lingxiao is the leader of the Demon Cult, but if he is the leader of the martial arts alliance, people will definitely believe it! !Just by looking at his face, he is a fine young man! !After Sheng Lingxiao made the announcement, he walked into the hall in a chic and domineering manner. He wanted to strike while the iron was hot to persuade Mu Fan to let him join the Black Wind Village, but he couldn't help but twist his face when he saw the scene in the hall.
I saw Mu Fan stuffing the leg of an unknown animal at least half the size of his body into his mouth.Even the flesh and bones disappeared into that mouth bit by bit, leaving no bones left.Forget it, before Sheng Lingxiao could react, Mu Fan stuffed another huge leg into his mouth like before.
"Ah! Boss ate two elephant legs!!"
"Eat it quickly! If you don't wait, the boss will eat it all up!!" The bandits below saw Mu Fan's actions, and stuffed things like crazy.
"Is this how you always eat?"
"It's been like this since he came here." Yang Bingzhuo and Xin Bai had long been familiar with it.
"What a strange person." Sheng Lingxiao muttered to himself.
"..."
Hierarch, these few lines of dialogue have already been said when we first met! !
"Sure enough, we should rape him first and then kill him!" Sheng Lingxiao announced domineeringly and righteously!
Hierarch, what is the connection before and after this! ?
Everyone in the hall of Heifengzhai was vying for food, acting rudely as if they had been hungry for days.Although Mu Fan is small, he can always eat more than others every time he eats. He can eat as much as there is on the table every time, which fully interprets the words 'shameful waste'!If you don't stop him, he'll eat up all the food on the table. You know, that's the food for all the thieves in the whole village! !
Every time he ate, Mu Fan kept eating as if he was not full.But you are not full, the boy was carried back several times by bandits because he ate too much and couldn't walk.The most speechless thing is that the boy still doesn't learn well the next time he eats, he will continue to eat unrestrainedly, and then he will burp half an hour after eating, and then say the last sentence slowly: Ah, I am too full again.
Since you are too full, you should eat less next time, they all have nothing to eat! !Even if the thieves in Heifengzhai tried to persuade the teenagers like this, Mu Fan would just stare at them innocently, and then explain a little wronged: But I always feel not full when I eat.
But every time after half an hour after eating, you always complain that you are too full! !
'I also find it strange that I don't feel full when I eat, so I stuff more, but after a while or when I wake up, I feel that my stomach is full and is about to burst. 'In short, Mu Fan was also very confused, and then touched Erhei softly and looked at a group of vicious bandits...
Mu Fan really didn't realize that his nerves were half a beat slower than others.
In this cycle, the boy will not learn to be good, but will still eat himself to death.In order not to starve to death, the thieves will go all out to eat every meal!The new boss will never give them anything left! !Even if you spit it out full, it won't be left to them! !
"Boss!"
"Boss, a large number of martial arts practitioners have been found at the foot of the mountain!"
Mu Fan, who was half-eaten, suddenly dropped the food and stood up, narrowing his eyes and looking serious.The entire hall was suddenly surrounded by a serious atmosphere, and everyone stopped their movements and stared at Mu Fan, waiting for his instructions.Sheng Lingxiao stared at Mu Fan interestingly, and was very interested in the boy's next reaction.
After 10 minutes.
"Close the door! Let Er Hei go!"
[13] Those who win the beast god win the world
"Close the door! Let Er Hei go!"
Erhei's claws suddenly burst into sharp light, and suddenly jumped into the ground!The fat and round body began to elongate, and the limbs were perfectly elongated to reproduce the body of a beast. The shiny black fur, the narrow and sharp bloodthirsty blue animal eyes, and the two thick, long and terrifying fangs were shining sharply!Erhei's forelegs leaned forward and his body swelled vigorously, then he raised his head and howled towards the roof: "Roar! Roar!!"
The entire Heifengzhai trembled, and all the thieves were already prepared to cover their ears and lie on the ground!Both Yang Bingzhuo and Xin Bai were overwhelmed by the momentum of Erhei's roar, and stepped back a few steps and half knelt on the ground.Although they had prepared for a long time, they still couldn't resist the power of the beast's howl.
Only Sheng Lingxiao was still standing there gracefully, as if Erhei's cry had no effect on him.With a smile on his face, he happily stared at Er Hei, who had transformed into a giant, and his dark eyes flashed with light.This is the mythical beast in the rumors~ Seeing is better than hearing a hundred times~~
"Erhei, go down the mountain!" The young man jumped and straddled Erhei neatly.The overly beautiful eyes are dazzling, with a light that makes people unable to look directly, as if the confidence and brilliance ignited the boy's whole body at once, making him look like he was shrouded in flames.
After receiving the order, Erhei appeared at the door with a leap of all fours. The quick movement that could not be seen by the naked eye, and the light jump brought the young man on his body and disappeared from everyone's eyes.Everyone looked at the figure that disappeared at the door. Against the background of the sun, the young man seemed to be the king who controlled the ancient beasts.
"I really want to rape and kill him~~
"Good job, Si Hei." Mu Fan looked at Xin Bai with satisfaction, and then looked at Yang Bingzhuo with dissatisfaction: "San Hei, you should learn from Si Hei."
Xin Bai and Yang Bingzhuo turned their heads together, they really don't like this new name!
"Immediately report who is the strongest person in the world after finding out who is the strongest person in the world." Mu Fan picked Erhei up and stood up, waving his hands, and announced arrogantly: "Everyone has dinner!"
Yang Bingzhuo and Xin Bai had no appetite at all, and they went outside to whisper to each other with mournful faces.I don’t know if this Mu Fan is really stupid or not. If he is really stupid, how can Yang Bingzhuo and Xin Bai be responsible for investigating the strongest person in the world, but if he is fake, how can he do a series of speechless things...
"Do you think the leader will come?" Yang Bingzhuo asked Xin Bai beside him. He now expects the leader to come and slap this idiot boy, otherwise his lungs will explode!
"I reported it to my superiors before." Xin Bai rubbed his chin: "Pu County is one of the points that all sects must pass through to participate in the martial arts conference. I thought that we would occupy all the passages this time and we would be able to wipe out the nine sects going to participate in the martial arts conference. Clean, who knew this strange boy would appear!"
"I only care about whether the leader will come."
"How do I know! Now there are rumors about the beasts in the rivers and lakes, the leader is likely to come in person." Xin Bai analyzed back and forth: "The leader will never allow any mistakes in the plan, he will definitely come to deal with Mu Fan himself! "
"The main thing to teach is to come, that boy is finished haha!" Yang Bingzhuo shouted excitedly, as if he had already seen the scene of Mu Fan being taught a lesson.
"Before the leader comes, we have to keep pretending, don't let yourself get carried away!" Xin Bai warned Yang Bingzhuo, who was overjoyed.
"I know, how can I be so stupid!"
Yang Bingzhuo and Xin Bai were excitedly plotting outside, but they didn't notice a bee flying over them.When the two of them finished plotting, the bee flapped its wings and flew to the backyard room and landed on Mu Fan's shoulder.
With the holographic five-yard bee camera, Mu Fan watched the whole process of Yang Bingzhuo and Xin Bai's conspiracy projected by the bee's mouth, and sneered lazily on the bed: "Master? I want to see how powerful it is."
"Ow."
"If the leader isn't very good, after the third and fourth blacks, it will be Er Hei's lunch." Mu Fan touched Er Hei's head and continued to sneer, suddenly feeling his teeth a little sore!
After eating three catties of green grapes and having a hearty lunch, Mu Fan felt his teeth a little sour.The young man touched his cheek, his teeth became sore when he sneered, it's really troublesome to sneer...
[07] Boss, please laugh
Mu Fan ate too many green grapes, so his teeth became sore.
In the future world, there are pitifully few seasonings. Most people in the Star Alliance eat nutrient solution. Only noble and wealthy people occasionally have the opportunity to eat meat and vegetables. Mu Fan is no exception. He only eats to absorb the necessary nutrients.After all, it is very troublesome to move the mouth.
But it’s different now, the bandits in Heifengzhai will prepare food for Mu Fan every time, and Mu Fan is very interested in these strange tastes, but he didn’t expect that eating too many green grapes would cause toothache.Mu Fan found that whether it was talking or sneering, even a little expression on his face would make his teeth feel sour...
So the thieves in Heifengzhai found that their new boss was a little strange, always sullen and expressionless.
"The boss seems to be in a bad mood today, did we do something that made the boss unhappy?" The bandits gathered together to discuss.
"No, we don't know much about him."
"By the way, the new boss has been here for so long, and we haven't held a welcome party or done anything to make him happy. Today, the boss's face is so bad, it seems that he is in a bad mood. How about we make some surprises to make him happy?" The bandits gathered together and pondered: "What do you think?"
"Yes! Our Shanzhai brothers haven't had a good get together for a long time."
"Then let's have fun together tonight! Prepare more food and drink, and then let the beautiful women in the village come out to sing and dance!" The bandits hit it off immediately, and happily went to recruit people to assign work.
Although Pu County is an important passageway for several places, there are not many fat sheep passing by at ordinary times. Apart from robbery, the bandits in Heifengzhai usually spend most of their time raising chickens and ducks on the mountain, and growing some vegetables and fruits. It's no different from the villagers at the foot of the mountain, except that they have a side job of robbery.There were more than a hundred people in Heifeng Village, and the bandits prepared everything in the afternoon and waited to give Mu Fan a surprise.
Mu Fan's teeth were sore and he didn't want to eat for the time being, so he lay on the bed in the room and was too lazy to go out. In the end, in order not to spoil the evening activities, the bandits simply worked together to carry Mu Fan and his bed to the hall...
Singing and dancing intertwined in the hall, and the bandits stared at Mu Fan with bright eyes as if asking for credit.Mu Fan lay half propped up on the bed, touched Erhei in his arms, knew that these bandits were trying to curry favor with him, so he specially prepared these programs, although he wanted to praise these bandits, but because of his toothache, the boy still His face was expressionless.
"Boss didn't laugh, it seems that boss is not interested in singing and dancing, so change the show!" The bandits whispered to each other, and immediately the singing and dancing beauties withdrew and came on stage with a new show.
The new show is about a group of old men and thieves, wearing women's clothes and making various poses.That's how it should have been!But one of the big men suddenly stepped on a piece of clothing next to him, and in an instant a row of old men were crushed into a ball, the clothes were torn apart from each other, touching and bumping into places that shouldn't be touched from time to time.
"Grass! Who touched my egg!"
"Oh! Damn, my brother is about to be ripped off!"
"Ah, whoever pinched my butt, I'll hack him to death!"
Sitting on the top, Mu Fan lying on the bed still had no expression on his face, touched Erhei and still didn't smile, didn't even say a word...
"Continue to change the program!"
Just like this, in order to make Mu Fan laugh, the bandits changed ten programs in a row, and finally even their fake joke king was dispatched.
"When introducing someone, Tiger helped Mosquito introduce Elephant. A month later, Mosquito and Elephant decided to get married. When the wedding ceremony was held, Elephant ran out of the new house crying, because once Mosquito entered, Elephant never came out."
"..."
"Hahaha, is it funny? Such an obscene joke isn't funny at all!" The bandits beat the joke king to the ground, knowing that they couldn't make Mu Fan laugh with a joke.
It wasn't until the end that the bandits found out in despair that they still couldn't make Mu Fan laugh. The bandits carried Mu Fan back to the room with his bed and his body as before, and all the bandits decided to go to waste all night. Going back to comfort each other's fragile hearts, when Xin Bai followed the bandits and was about to leave, he suddenly remembered that there was something he hadn't reported yet: "Boss, people in the rivers and lakes are starting to gather in Pu County, should we make preparations?"
"Is it great?" The boy who hadn't spoken all night finally spoke!The bandits who had all walked to the door stopped and looked back.
"It is said that Sword God and Martial Demon will come. They have a very high reputation in Jianghu and are called geniuses!" Xin Bai replied truthfully.
The young man who had been lying on the bed with his dead body suddenly jumped up, and even Er Hei, who had been quiet all night, regained his energy!Everyone was startled, waiting for the young man to move, but Mu Fan just sat on the bed motionless after jumping up!
Yang Bingzhuo, Xin Bai and other bandits dared not say a word and waited for the boy to give an order. The boy looked pensive and definitely had some big plans...
After 15 minutes, everyone thought that Mu Fan had come up with something earth-shattering and weeping ghosts and gods!
"Hahahaha!! Is someone finally coming!? Haha, that's great!" The young man rolled happily on the bed, and all the bandits standing at the door were dumbfounded, looking at the smiling and excited man in disbelief. juvenile……
Was it just this reaction after thinking about it for so long! ?
【08】Beauty Bathing Picture
Knowing that a powerful person was coming, Mu Fan was in a very good mood, smiling after waking up early in the morning.The handsome boy was smiling all over his face, with a big dimple in the left corner of his mouth, he was as cute as the younger brother next door. The bandits looked at the cute boy who was hugging the furry Erhei and wanted to touch his head.
But before you get within five meters, the furry Erhei in the boy's arms will look at you with watery blue eyes, and then slightly open his mouth to reveal his white teeth...
This is definitely a threat! !A naked threat! !
Everyone in Heifeng Village could feel Mu Fan's good mood. Although the bandits worked hard all night yesterday, they couldn't make the young man happy, but at least Xin Bai's report finally made the young man happy all night.And this good mood lasted until the next day.So all the thieves deeply realized that their strategy was wrong from the beginning...
In the end, they came to the conclusion that their new boss should not be viewed by ordinary people's standards!
like now.
When Heifengzhai was about to be besieged by people in the rivers and lakes, the young man held Erhei in his arms and said he was going to take a bath with a bathtub!
Now they are facing a life-and-death decision, those people in the rivers and lakes are not like the villagers at the bottom of the mountain who can easily fool them!Teenagers don't lead them all night to make plans, arrange traps, and assign tasks!He even said he was going to take a shower! !Is their life and death really so cheap!Might as well take a bath!
"I'm going to take a shower just because they're coming."
"The instruction book that Erhei gave me said that you have to wash yourself before mating. I'll wash myself clean, and then I can get down to business." Mu Fan continued to talk about his plan: "Don't stop me."
mating?It is indeed the two words of mating! ?It turns out that their new boss has a comprehensive plan long ago, and they want to rob sex!
"Don't stop, boss, we will definitely not stop you!"
"That's fine. When the time comes, they will come. Let me deal with the powerful ones. Let Erhei deal with the little shrimps. You can prepare melon seeds and watch the show." After Mu Fan finished speaking, he left the bandits with a very arrogant and domineering and then went to take a shower.
Erhei lying on Mu Fan's shoulder also left everyone with a very awesome ass!
As expected of their boss, with such lofty aspirations at such a young age, he even dared to rob the children of the world!However, there is a problem that they can't figure out. They can understand that the powerful ones should be handed over to the boss, but why should Xiao Xiami be handed over to Erhei?Do you want humans and beasts?In fact, they can recommend themselves to those little shrimps, so leave it to them!
For a moment, Mu Fan's image in the eyes of all the bandits instantly became taller, this is called a pure man, a man!
Mu Fan, who didn't know what the bandits were thinking, was comfortably taking a bath in the lake halfway up the mountain with Erhei in his arms.The water here is much more beautiful than that of the Star Alliance, and the playful teenagers can't help but play and swim in the water.
Green mountains, green water, naked beautiful boys, and a cute fluffy puppy...
Hiding behind the leaves, he stared at the boy playing in the lake. He never expected to see such an eye-catching picture when he came to Heifengzhai. The man held his breath slightly and secretly squatted on the tree to continue admiring the picture of the beauty bathing...
【09】Speak naked
"Snapped!"
Shawentian, who was peeping, dodged the flying water sword and flew to another tree in a chic spin. Before the water sword attacked again behind him, he tiptoed and flew farther again.After several times like this, Sha Wentian lightly tapped on the lake and flew to the rock closest to the boy, and looked at Mu Fan in the water with a wicked smile on his face: "You are so young and have a bad temper~~"
Mu Fan didn't answer, but a smile flashed in his eyes. "Crack!" The water suddenly exploded from the calm lake, sweeping across Shawentian like a huge wave!Sha Wentian quickly dodged and jumped back to the shore, the smile disappeared from his eyes, and his evil and charming face became more and more dangerous.
When Sha Wentian came back to his senses, the young man just casually wore a long robe and stood opposite him.The movement was so fast that the boy didn't even notice it when he approached him! ?
Sha Wentian's long hair was wet with water, and it hung unrestrainedly on both sides of his cheeks. His evil eyes were raised with unconcealable sharpness, and his thin lips were slightly raised, which made people feel extremely dangerous.Sha Wentian looked from top to bottom at the young man who was only wearing a long robe and was somewhat revealing. He was a head taller than the young man and half-bent to approach the young man.
"Are you seducing me?"
"You're a bit strong." Mu Fan said in a disdainful manner.
"A little strong?" Sha Wentian raised the tail of his eyes, and those who are familiar with him know that this is a sign of his anger.With a swipe of his right hand, Sha Wentian shattered the only robe on the young man opposite him into pieces. Sha Wentian smiled and looked at the completely naked young man: "You are wrong, I am not a little strong, but very strong!"
Mu Fan turned his head to look at Erhei who was still swimming in the lake, and then turned his head to look at Shawentian.The trick that Sha Wentian used just now was different from their Star Alliance's. He didn't make any moves but shattered his clothes with his breath.Could this be the "internal force" of the legendary ancients mentioned by Erhei! ?
"Fight with me." Mu Fan, who was naked without his robe, stared at Sha Wentian without any shyness.The eyes are shining brightly, the big dimple on the left is very bright, and the smile is so clean that Sha Wentian will never want to ask the goblins to fight, but what's the matter with this smile like asking for sugar from an elder! !
"Don't do it." Sha Wentian refused: "It's no good for you if you win."
"It's good." Before Sha Wentian asked what the good is, Mu Fan replied seriously: "If you can beat me, I can help you have a baby."
"...You are a man." Sha Wentian lowered his head and stared at Mu Fan's naked lower body, although it was a bit small, it was there.
"Don't worry, I can give birth!" The boy assured with a serious face.
"..."
"Yawn!" Mu Fan sneezed suddenly, then shook his body: "Wait a minute."
The naked boy turned around and ran to a stone not far away, took out his clothes and began to put them on, muttering to himself while putting them on: "Why is it suddenly a bit cold?"
The corner of Sha Wentian's mouth twitched, the young man said at least ten words to him just now, and now he feels cold! !
"Okay, we can continue." Putting on his clothes, Mu Fan ran back to Sha Wentian, and before Sha Wentian could recover, he rushed towards him quickly, accurately, and fiercely... Let's fight!
【10】eyes
Mu Fan didn't wait for Shawentian to react, he rushed forward, his movements were nimble and agile, seeing that Shawentian dodged his attack, he jumped up with his left foot and swept across Shawentian, the opponent retreated to dodge, unexpectedly Mu Fan landed with his right foot, Without breathing, he swept his left foot over again! !
"If you don't make a move, you will only be beaten!" The young man put his hands on the ground, and with a swipe of his slender legs, he kicked towards Cha Wentian again.Mu Fan turned over and rushed back to grab Sha Wentian with all his strength, hooked his right foot back to Sha Wentian's neck, and pressed down hard on the ground!He punched Sha Wentian fiercely with a punch! !The movement was too fast, and when Sha Wentian realized it, he felt a pain in the back of his head.
This boy's movements are so fast that he is hardly human. He has only seen such a fast speed in that man named Lonely Xuanhan.I didn't expect someone to be as fast as that person, not only the speed, but also the strength...
"It seems that we can't just play around." Sha Wentian threw out his long whip.
"Snapped!"
Before the long whip hit him, Mu Fan let go of Sha Wentian and jumped away, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, the little dimple on the left smiled as cute as the younger brother next door, but the movements of his hands were not cute at all!
When Sha Wentian swung the long whip again, Mu Fan grabbed the long whip with his bare hands!Then he pulled hard and turned into a contest of strength with Sha Wentian! ?The young man's beautiful eyes turned up, showing arrogance. Mu Fan looked at Shawentian disdainfully. He was indeed a bit strong, but if he only used weapons to this extent, then it would be nothing special!
"You are not as strong as me!"
"Crack!" Sha Wentian stared at the whip in his hand in disbelief, and the young man broke it abruptly! ?That is a long whip made of thousand-year-old tree vines! ?Didn't see how the young man was moving, turned around and spun, this time he kicked Sha Wentian's chest fiercely, and Sha Wentian flew out with a whip and hit the big tree behind him!
The young man's moves are clueless and too weird, Sha Wentian never thought that he would be beaten into such a mess!The bloody smell at the corner of his mouth made Sha Wentian frowned, and as soon as he raised his head, he saw the young man kicking him sharply, but luckily he got out of the way.Mu Fan stepped on Shawentian unceremoniously!This time, instead of the innocent and friendly smile of the young man, it was arrogant and arrogant: "You lost!"
"Since you lost, then die." The tone was as flat as saying that today was a good day.
In a fight, either you die or I die, this is the first truth Mu Ying told Mu Fan.Even though Mu Fan grew up in a laboratory after the age of 10, but before the age of 10, he grew up in the Evil Eagle, the real young master of the biggest gangster in the interstellar world!In his eyes, there is no such thing as "be merciful", even if the alliance government continued to educate him individually, he just converted "be merciful" into "letting the other party die early is a relief", he clearly knows It will be troublesome to keep the scourge.
So it may be wrong to say that the Star Alliance educated him alone, because Mu Fan, who grew up alone with Erhei, actually became more troublesome and indifferent than anyone else...
"Let's see who is dead!" Shawentian was furious, and Mu Fan was bounced off Shawentian.Mu Fan stared at Sha Wentian strangely, this person obviously didn't move, but he felt a force to bounce him away, it was the internal force of the ancients again! ?
"Is this internal force?"
"Now is the real battle!" Before, the opponent was just a brat who didn't want to kill him, but this brat really thought he was a sick cat!
The boy's melee attacks are very strong, even stronger than him, but it seems that he is not very comfortable with long-distance attacks on the boy.After Sha Wentian caught the young man's weakness, he kept keeping the distance between the two of them attacking, but even this still consumed a lot of his internal energy, and the young man didn't even see a drop of sweat on his face.Sensing the boy's getting more and more excited, Sha Wen knew that it would be of no benefit to him if he continued to fight.
"I still have business to do, so I don't have time to play with you, brat." Sha Wentian shot the stone with his fingertips at the boy's shoulder, and took the opportunity to use lightness kung fu to leap and disappear into the woods.
Sha Wentian ran away in a hurry, so he didn't see the young man behind him who had acupointed him motionless.The boy rolled his eyes strangely and realized that he couldn't move?What is this stuff! ?
Mu Fan, who lives in the future interstellar alliance, is very different from the ancients in terms of martial arts and life.So Mu Fan, who is extremely powerful, naturally doesn't know that this is called acupuncture, and it is also a kind of ancient kung fu...
"Erhei, I can't move anymore!" Mu Fan's first reaction was to ask Erhei.In the end, no one answered, and Erhei was nowhere to be seen in the lake as soon as his eyes rolled!Based on his understanding of Erhei, it must be because watching him fight with that person was too boring, so he went back first, leaving his master and leaving?I have to teach Erhei a lesson when I go back!The boy's eyes widened to express his anger!
"It looks like you have been acupunctured." The sudden voice caught Mu Fan's attention.
"I didn't expect you to be so powerful that you can defeat Wumo, but you can't do anything about small acupoints, haha, it's really interesting." A strange man squatted not far from Mu Fan, with his hands on his chin, looking very interesting.
Sword brows and star eyes, straight nose bridge, extremely handsome, a man that people will never forget after seeing him.The elegant and indifferent temperament is a righteous person, holy like a banished fairy wearing a white robe like a god, especially the smile at the corner of his mouth is like sunshine, which makes people unconsciously feel kind and good.
Mu Fan, who was unable to move after being acupunctured, looked at the strange man who suddenly appeared.This person has been watching the show for so long, but he didn't notice it at all?This person must be very powerful!
"Don't look at me like that, or I won't be able to resist doing something to you." A man as holy as a god said obscene words...
【11】The one who can't lie
"You really don't look very smart." The man's smile can't be described with other words other than decent. It's really a strange adjective, but it's very suitable for a man: "What's your name?"
"Why should I tell you the name?" Mu Fan looked the man in front of him up and down, and found that the man looked at him like a rare animal, which was really unlikable.He didn't know the man in front of him, so there was no need to tell the man's name. Besides, telling the other person's name was very troublesome. Of course, Mu Fan didn't realize that if he didn't tell the other person's name, it would be troublesome if he kept being asked...
"My name is Sheng Lingxiao." The man smiled kindly: "If you tell me your name, I will try my best to help you untie the acupoint."
"Mu Fan." Unusually straightforward, Mu Fan threw the reservedness he had just a moment ago to Siberia.If it doesn't bother you, it's not troublesome. Compared with not being able to move, let alone the name, he will report the [-]th generation of the ancestors. Mu Fan thought seriously in his heart, and didn't feel that there was anything wrong with thinking like this.Seeing that Sheng Lingxiao didn't make a move after saying his name, Mu Fan couldn't help but said, "Untie it."
"Actually, I don't know martial arts, so I don't know how to untie acupuncture points. I said I would try my best to untie acupoints for you, but I didn't say I was here to untie the acupoints." Sheng Lingxiao admitted frankly, with a sincere appearance that could not be doubted: "Don't worry , I will try my best to help you."
Mu Fan stared at Sheng Lingxiao in front of him, his beautiful round and bulging eyes were very cute, reminding Sheng Lingxiao of a little animal with fried fur.Sheng Lingxiao was suddenly in a good mood and walked over to directly lift the boy upside down on his shoulders: "Although I have no martial arts, I am stronger than others. Where do you live, I will carry you back and let others help you. "
"On the mountain."
Mu Fan was hung upside down on his shoulders, and his stomach was right on the opponent's shoulders.Because I was hung upside down by acupuncture points, I didn't realize that my ass was being held by the other party, and was being stroked by the other party in an extremely obscene way.But Sheng Lingxiao still had a decent expression on his face at this moment: "I'll take you back."
"You're not bad." Mu Fan was hung upside down on the shoulder by the other party and nodded his thanks.After all, since he came to ancient times, all he saw were vicious and rude ancients, and it was rare to meet such a helpful person.
Sheng Lingxiao, who had walked a few steps, staggered and almost fell when he heard this.This person is so stupid, it's fine if you don't doubt what he said, and even praise others for being good! ?
"Sorry, I haven't exercised these two days, and I've gotten a little heavier." Thinking that it was his fault for the other party's staggering, Mu Fan seriously reflected.
"...you just believe what I say, don't you doubt what I say, don't you doubt that I'm going to take you somewhere else?" Sheng Lingxiao chatted as he walked.
"You can't lie." Sheng Lingxiao turned his head and met the other's beautiful eyes: "Humans can't lie."
Ha, what did you say that human beings can't lie! ?This is simply the biggest joke in the world! ?Sheng Lingxiao's eyes were full of sarcasm, but the sarcasm in his heart couldn't be expressed in Mu Fan's serious eyes. Mu Fan's eyes told Sheng Lingxiao that he was not joking, but really thought so!
Whether it's Evil Eagle or in the laboratory, they taught Mu Fan that the only thing they have in common is: don't tell lies.The strong don't need lies to cover themselves, lies are the greatest sin.Therefore, human beings will never lie, and there is no need to lie.In the future Interstellar Alliance, if you tell a lie, you will receive the greatest crime - the death penalty!Therefore, people from the Star Alliance in the future will never lie!
10 minutes later,
"I think my butt is always being touched by something." Mu Fan finally noticed something was wrong after being touched for a long time, and raised his eyebrows in doubt.
"...Maybe my hair accidentally touched it."
"So that's it!" Mu Fan nodded, looking like a good baby who understood, and continued to be carried by Sheng Lingxiao, and his butt was touched.
Sheng Lingxiao was a little speechless, this young man really didn't doubt what other people said at all.Of course, he was speechless, but he continued to touch his butt mercilessly. The touch of this boy's butt is really good...
"You live on the mountain, do you know about the new head of Heifeng Village?" Sheng Lingxiao had to admit that he still liked this young man, strong, direct, and undisguised.
"know."
"Oh, what kind of person is it?"
"It's not like that, it's just me."
"..."
"Why are you asking this?" Mu Fan was rarely curious because the other party was a nice person.
"...Because I want to join the Black Wind Village." Sheng Lingxiao rubbed Mu Fan's upturned buttocks with a little force, and squeezed so hard that he almost lost his aim.I didn't expect that the boy in front of me was the person I was looking for...
[12] The leader is here!
It was already noon when Sheng Lingxiao carried Mu Fan up the mountain, and the bandits surrounded him as soon as they saw the strange man carrying Mu Fan.
"Boss, are you alright?" Could it be that the new boss has just been changed, so it's time to change again so soon.All the thieves were nervously wary of Sheng Lingxiao, looking up and down.This person doesn't look like a bad person no matter what, and he smiles so kindly that people really can't repel them~~ This person looks like a good young man at first glance! ! !
"It's okay." Just as Mu Fan said two words, a loud shout came from the hall.
"Dinner is ready! Has the boss come back? If not, let the boss know that he is back for dinner!!" When Mu Fan heard the word "dinner", his eyes flashed, and he jumped off Sheng Lingxiao's body and rushed into the hall rush! !While rushing, he even waved his arms like a general calling for soldiers: "Brothers, dinner is served!!" It was completely impossible to tell that it was the person who had been acupunctured.
"Yes, boss!" Then a group of juniors rushed into the hall behind Mu Fan, and the battle was about to begin.
Sheng Lingxiao, who was thrown outside by himself, obviously didn't react at this time. It wasn't until Yang Bingzhuo and Xin Bai came to him that he smiled and asked, "Is this how you always eat?"
"...It's been like this since he came." Xin Bai replied honestly and euphemistically. In fact, if he entered the hall, he would see a more spectacular picture.
"What a strange person."
Not only is it weird, it's just weird and weird!They have never seen such abnormal normal people! !Yang Bingzhuo and Xin Bai shouted in their hearts at the same time.But when they saw Sheng Lingxiao's side face with an obvious smile of interest, both of them darkened.Once this person shows this expression, bad things will happen.
"You can't even deal with a brat, it looks like you should practice more." Sure enough, Sheng Lingxiao's smile became brighter, and Yang Bingzhuo and Xin Bai's hairs stood on end in an instant.
"Master!"
"Oh, I still remember who I am." Sheng Lingxiao folded his hands behind his head, with a gentlemanly face: "You don't need to do anything and continue acting, Mu Fan will be left to me to deal with."
"Master, you don't mean to..."
"Rape first, then kill~~" Sheng Lingxiao showed a mouthful of white teeth, eight teeth and a sinister hunter smile.
"..."
"..."
Yang Bingzhuo and Xin Bai gave Ling Xiao a thumbs up in their hearts!It is worthy of being their leader! !Such obscene and obscene words, spoken from that handsome face full of sense of justice, make people feel that "rape first and kill later" is the righteousness of punishing rape and eradicating evil, and doing justice for heaven! !Who would have known that the leader of the number one demon sect in the world, the holy devil, actually had a more righteous face than any righteous knight in the world...
People who have met Sheng Lingxiao will never believe that Sheng Lingxiao is the leader of the Demon Cult, but if he is the leader of the martial arts alliance, people will definitely believe it! !Just by looking at his face, he is a fine young man! !After Sheng Lingxiao made the announcement, he walked into the hall in a chic and domineering manner. He wanted to strike while the iron was hot to persuade Mu Fan to let him join the Black Wind Village, but he couldn't help but twist his face when he saw the scene in the hall.
I saw Mu Fan stuffing the leg of an unknown animal at least half the size of his body into his mouth.Even the flesh and bones disappeared into that mouth bit by bit, leaving no bones left.Forget it, before Sheng Lingxiao could react, Mu Fan stuffed another huge leg into his mouth like before.
"Ah! Boss ate two elephant legs!!"
"Eat it quickly! If you don't wait, the boss will eat it all up!!" The bandits below saw Mu Fan's actions, and stuffed things like crazy.
"Is this how you always eat?"
"It's been like this since he came here." Yang Bingzhuo and Xin Bai had long been familiar with it.
"What a strange person." Sheng Lingxiao muttered to himself.
"..."
Hierarch, these few lines of dialogue have already been said when we first met! !
"Sure enough, we should rape him first and then kill him!" Sheng Lingxiao announced domineeringly and righteously!
Hierarch, what is the connection before and after this! ?
Everyone in the hall of Heifengzhai was vying for food, acting rudely as if they had been hungry for days.Although Mu Fan is small, he can always eat more than others every time he eats. He can eat as much as there is on the table every time, which fully interprets the words 'shameful waste'!If you don't stop him, he'll eat up all the food on the table. You know, that's the food for all the thieves in the whole village! !
Every time he ate, Mu Fan kept eating as if he was not full.But you are not full, the boy was carried back several times by bandits because he ate too much and couldn't walk.The most speechless thing is that the boy still doesn't learn well the next time he eats, he will continue to eat unrestrainedly, and then he will burp half an hour after eating, and then say the last sentence slowly: Ah, I am too full again.
Since you are too full, you should eat less next time, they all have nothing to eat! !Even if the thieves in Heifengzhai tried to persuade the teenagers like this, Mu Fan would just stare at them innocently, and then explain a little wronged: But I always feel not full when I eat.
But every time after half an hour after eating, you always complain that you are too full! !
'I also find it strange that I don't feel full when I eat, so I stuff more, but after a while or when I wake up, I feel that my stomach is full and is about to burst. 'In short, Mu Fan was also very confused, and then touched Erhei softly and looked at a group of vicious bandits...
Mu Fan really didn't realize that his nerves were half a beat slower than others.
In this cycle, the boy will not learn to be good, but will still eat himself to death.In order not to starve to death, the thieves will go all out to eat every meal!The new boss will never give them anything left! !Even if you spit it out full, it won't be left to them! !
"Boss!"
"Boss, a large number of martial arts practitioners have been found at the foot of the mountain!"
Mu Fan, who was half-eaten, suddenly dropped the food and stood up, narrowing his eyes and looking serious.The entire hall was suddenly surrounded by a serious atmosphere, and everyone stopped their movements and stared at Mu Fan, waiting for his instructions.Sheng Lingxiao stared at Mu Fan interestingly, and was very interested in the boy's next reaction.
After 10 minutes.
"Close the door! Let Er Hei go!"
[13] Those who win the beast god win the world
"Close the door! Let Er Hei go!"
Erhei's claws suddenly burst into sharp light, and suddenly jumped into the ground!The fat and round body began to elongate, and the limbs were perfectly elongated to reproduce the body of a beast. The shiny black fur, the narrow and sharp bloodthirsty blue animal eyes, and the two thick, long and terrifying fangs were shining sharply!Erhei's forelegs leaned forward and his body swelled vigorously, then he raised his head and howled towards the roof: "Roar! Roar!!"
The entire Heifengzhai trembled, and all the thieves were already prepared to cover their ears and lie on the ground!Both Yang Bingzhuo and Xin Bai were overwhelmed by the momentum of Erhei's roar, and stepped back a few steps and half knelt on the ground.Although they had prepared for a long time, they still couldn't resist the power of the beast's howl.
Only Sheng Lingxiao was still standing there gracefully, as if Erhei's cry had no effect on him.With a smile on his face, he happily stared at Er Hei, who had transformed into a giant, and his dark eyes flashed with light.This is the mythical beast in the rumors~ Seeing is better than hearing a hundred times~~
"Erhei, go down the mountain!" The young man jumped and straddled Erhei neatly.The overly beautiful eyes are dazzling, with a light that makes people unable to look directly, as if the confidence and brilliance ignited the boy's whole body at once, making him look like he was shrouded in flames.
After receiving the order, Erhei appeared at the door with a leap of all fours. The quick movement that could not be seen by the naked eye, and the light jump brought the young man on his body and disappeared from everyone's eyes.Everyone looked at the figure that disappeared at the door. Against the background of the sun, the young man seemed to be the king who controlled the ancient beasts.
"I really want to rape and kill him~~
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