Miss Izumi

In the morning, when you wake up, you find a long-haired beauty sleeping next to your single mother and fetus.

You and "her" sleep in the same bed, very close, very intimate.Because of this, you can clearly see that there are many ambiguous marks on the other party's neck and collarbone.

You turned your head and found a photo of you in the same frame on the bedside table next to you.You are carrying "her" on your back, and "she" is holding your hat, and the two face the camera together with bright smiles.

At this time, you heard clear and loud crying from the bedside.You look in the direction of the sound and find a crib there.

A child with reddish hair and blue eyes, who was almost carved out of your mold, was flailing about with his little hands and feet, crying loudly.

The long-haired beauty sleeping next to you is awakened by crying. "She" was still a little sleepy, couldn't open her eyes, frowned slightly, kicked your calf unceremoniously, and ordered you with a natural and familiar attitude: "Go, Daddy Zhongye."

Your mind went blank, and you stared stiffly at the long-haired beauty who turned over and was about to continue sleeping, feeling at a loss.

The keen long-haired beauty noticed the abnormality, and asked hoarsely: "Zhongye?"

"..."

You said in a heavy tone, "Yeah."

Realizing that something was wrong, you exchanged information and found that you and your parallel time and space have exchanged bodies.The long-haired beauty in front of you is your lover, and her name is Quan. "She" was introduced by you to join the Port Mafia, and now she works under Ozaki Koyo.

As for the child who was carried out of the crib by "she"...

"Is that another child of 'me'?" They look so similar, and you can tell they are related by blood at a glance!

You were in a daze, so you didn't notice the subtlety of the long-haired beauty's expression, but heard "she" say softly: "Well, it's Zhongye's son, and his name is Xiuxin."

"Ah, is that so..." Having a wife, children, a car, and a house, what kind of winner is this?

So now the question is, how should you react when you know the current situation?

Zhong Yuanzhong didn't know either, because when he realized that everything in front of him was not an illusion, his brain completely shut down.As a result, when "his" lover put the child into his arms, Zhong Yuanzhong was also two beats late to react.

"This……?!"

He looked at the child stuffed into his arms almost in horror.

Soft and fragile, the young baby is like a ball of fluffy cotton wool. The skin is delicate, and a little force can leave a red mark on his face.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also stiff all over, and he didn't dare to move.

The child who had just been coaxed by Quan probably felt uncomfortable, his mouth shrunk, and he began to cry unhappily again.

When he was at a loss, Quan complained helplessly from the side: "Really, take it easy, he won't do anything to you."

The fresh aroma of shampoo rushed into the nose, and the body with a touch of body temperature approached.A pair of soft and delicate hands without any calluses stretched out, and gently and carefully adjusted the posture for him to hold the child.

After adjusting the posture, Quan took out a sheep doll from the crib, and while patting the child's arm, he used the doll to attract his attention, coaxing him softly, and the crying gradually stopped.

When people approached, Zhong Yuanzhong also held his breath, and he was only quietly relieved when the people around him backed away—almost suffocating himself to death.

Quan took a look at his blushing face and neck, as well as those eyes that stared at the child in his arms so hard that he didn't dare to turn his eyes, wanting to laugh but worried about scaring him.

So he endured it, turned around and walked towards the bathroom, not forgetting to tell him: "Play with him for a while, I'll make milk powder for him after washing up."

"Huh? Oh, um..."

Zhongyuan Zhong also stuttered, and began to stare at the child in his arms.

"what!"

The child was waving his arms lively, holding the sheep doll with one hand, and patted Zhongye on the face with the other hand, babbling, as if chatting with him.

"...Xiu Xin, right?"

Zhong Yuanzhong didn't know how to describe his feelings.

He stretched out a finger, and lightly poked the chubby little hand with a few dimples.Then his fingers were grasped.

For a moment, he felt that what was being held was not his fingers, but his heart.He could feel that his heartbeat was obviously slow, and a strange feeling spread from his heart, flowing to all his limbs, making him feel as if he was in the clouds and unreal.

This, is this the feeling of being connected by blood and continuing life!

When Quan came over with the milk bottle, Zhong Yuanzhong was still sitting in the original position, not even changing his posture.However, his expression was much more relaxed than before, and there was a smile on his face.

"Give it to me, you go wash up first." Quan skillfully tied the drool pad on the child, hugged him in his arms, and stuffed the pacifier into the child's wide-open mouth.

The little guy held the bottle with both hands, sucking the milk fragrantly.The sheep doll that he caught before rolled around a few times, fell off the bed, and was caught by Zhong Yuan, who had quick eyesight and quick hands.

"I've already explained the situation to the leader." Quan put aside the sheep doll he handed over, "After breakfast, let's go to the detective agency to find Mr. Dazai, and see if Disqualification in the World can bring you back."

"Ah... good." Zhong Yuanzhong also nodded, accepting the arrangement.

Because he was going to visit, Izumi called Osamu Dazai first.

But Dazai Osamu's phone was not connected, and Izumi called Kunikida Doppo again.In the end, I learned from the other party that Osamu Dazai didn't go to work at all today.

"Will something happen?"

"Compared to saying something happened..." Kunikida Doppo smacked his lips impatiently, "Should he go somewhere to commit suicide again?"

"..."

Since Osamu Dazai has disappeared for the time being, there is no need for them to go to the detective agency right now.

After hanging up the phone, Quan briefly explained the situation.

Zhongyuan Zhong also rolled his eyes after hearing this: "Ah, it's not surprising at all." It sounds like this is not the first time he has encountered such a situation.

"It was like this when he was still in Hong Kong and Hei." As Dazai Osamu's former partner, Nakahara Nakaya was naturally very clear, "It's nothing to be late and leave early. If that guy has a whim, he can see it even during the mission. He jumped into the river and hanged himself when he saw a beam. His subordinates couldn't stop him, tsk."

Izumi smiled helplessly: "In this case, let's go to Hong Kong and Hei first. I still have some work to deal with. Mr. Kunikida said that he will call us if he finds Mr. Dazai."

The Central Plains has no opinion either.only……

He looked at "Xiu Xin" in Quan's arms: "Take him?"

Quan: "Well, you can feel at ease with him. He is very good, don't worry."

Nakahara Chuya: "Oh."

At the same time, parallel time and space.

Nakahara Nakaya woke up and found himself alone on the bed.

"Wake up so early?" He yawned, got up and saw that the crib that was originally placed beside the bed was gone.

Huh?

Could it be that the kid has gone back?

That childhood self.

In Izumi's words, parallel time and space is more troublesome than the Ninja Continent, which already has anchor points, because there are too many.If you want to send Mini Zhongya back to the original world, it will take time to test it out bit by bit.

So Mini Zhong was temporarily kept at their home.

In Quan's words, raising a miniature is more caring than raising a young self. He is so gentle and patient that sometimes even Zhongyuan is a little sour.

In addition, Zhongyuan Zhong also doesn't want to see Quan make milk powder and change diapers for Mini Zhongye!Anyway, that was him when he was a child, it's really shameful, okay!

So after realizing that it is possible to return to the original time and space in the mini, Chuya Nakahara was in a very happy mood.

However, he was not happy for long.Because he discovered that it wasn't just the Mini Chuya that was missing.

"Spring?... Spring?"

I yelled several times in the house, but no one answered, and the number I dialed out was "there is no such user".Zhong Yuanzhong finally realized the problem.

Where is his boyfriend?What about a boyfriend at his age?Why is it gone? ? ?

Zhong Yuanzhong also carefully searched around the house.

The decoration style and furniture in the house are very familiar, but he feels full of disobedience.

There are only my own clothes in the cloakroom; there is no photo of him and Izumi on the bedside table; the toiletries in the bathroom are for one person; the locker and refrigerator that should be full of dessert cakes are empty...

Turning around, he found no trace of another person's life in the house at all.

what's the situation?

He sat on the edge of the bed with his mobile phone in his hand, thinking deeply.

If it was just a simple quarrel, the traces of Quan's life could not disappear so cleanly.Could it be that the little bastard played a prank and cast an illusion on him?

But that's not right either... because there's no reason at all.

Before he could figure out why, the phone rang suddenly.

The caller was Koyo Ozaki, calling to ask questions about an organization in Chuya Nakahara.

Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that the name of the organization was familiar. After thinking about it a little bit, wasn't that what he solved half a year ago?

He thought that after half a year, Koye Ozaki had discovered some problems, so he didn't think much about it and told her what he knew.

The two exchanged for a while, and at the end of the call, Chuya Nakahara said to Koyo Ozaki: "Sister, Izumi is gone."

"Huh?" Koyo Ozaki asked puzzled, "Which spring?"

"???" Nakahara also felt that Ozaki Koye's question was extremely strange. Which spring could this be? "My boyfriend!"

"..." There was silence on the other side of the phone.

"Miss?"

"Chuya..." Ozaki Koye's tone was a bit subtle, "When did you find a boyfriend?"

Nakahara Chuya pupil earthquake.

After hanging up the phone, Zhong Yuan quickly drove to the Hong Kong and Hei headquarters.After talking with Koyo Ozaki and Ogai Mori, he finally understood the current situation.

"Parallel time and space..." He rubbed his temples with a headache.

"I see." Mori Ogai touched his chin, "That is to say, did Nakaya-kun in the two time and space exchange bodies?"

Hearing this, Nakahara Chuya's expression froze visible to the naked eye, and his face sank instantly.

If it was a body swap, wouldn't that mean that guy would wake up in his own bed?Sleeping with Quan? !

Zhong Yuanzhong also suddenly felt that his head was a little green, and it was still in the legend... I am green myself.

"What's the matter?" Seeing his face getting darker and darker, Mori Ogai couldn't help asking one more question.

"Suddenly thought of something unpleasant..." Zhong Yuan also gritted his teeth vigorously.

Mori Ogai and Ozaki Koyo looked at each other.

Fortunately, a day later, the two people in parallel time and space successfully exchanged back.

Zhongyuan Zhong, who has been a dad in a parallel time and space for a day, finally heaves a sigh of relief-it is really difficult to raise a child.

After confirming that the person in front of me was Chuya Nakahara from this time and space, Koyo Ozaki asked him jokingly, "How is 'your' boyfriend handsome?"

"..." Zhong Yuan was also taken aback, and asked subconsciously, "What boyfriend?"

"Eh?" Koyo Ozaki blinked, "Didn't you see your boyfriend from parallel time and space?"

Nakahara Chuya's expression became a little weird: "Where did the boyfriend come from? He is obviously a wife. They even have children!"

Ozaki Momiji: "..."

Silently, she took out a letter from her sleeve and handed it to Nakahara Chuya: "Here, he wrote it to you."

"What? Writing a letter to myself...it's weird." Even though he said so, Zhongya Zhongye still took the letter, opened it, and his expression gradually became dull.

"I in parallel time and space:

If one day, you see a person with the following characteristics: three years younger than you; black long curly hair, black eyes; a round fan pattern on the chest; unable to lift shoulders or lift hands, panting after two steps; beautiful, I am used to wearing women's clothes; maybe Izumi is called Mizuno Izumi, or Izumi Uchiha; I am smart but full of lies, cheating you of money, sex and people... and so on.If you find a boy who meets all of the above criteria, take him home.

You will gain a cute lover who is awkward, timid and pessimistic, and passionate like fire.

Of course, you may not be able to find it.Because he and I are unique, you just think I'm showing off.

You stay in another time and space. "

Nakahara Chuya: "..." He didn't know whether to complain that the wife he thought was a big boss in women's clothing, or whether he should complain that he deserved a beating in parallel time and space.

The original time and space.

It was another morning.

When Quan was about to wake up, he suddenly noticed a light kiss on his forehead.

"came back?"

"Ah."