Professor Song is always playing tricks

Song Xiyou walked out of the coffee shop, and the kid followed him out.He entered the store with his front foot, and Gu Nanfeng followed him in. The table behind them was guilty of holding the menu to cover his face and looked in their direction from time to time for fear that others would not know that he was a perverted stalker.

Song Xiyou ignored him, but Gu Nanfeng followed him out of a street and refused to let him go, Song Xiyou who was walking in front couldn't bear it anymore.She turned her head and said to him, "Student Gu, the signature milk coffee in that coffee shop is pretty good, what do you think?"

The figure behind him was startled when he heard this, and almost fell down, even the cap used for camouflage fell to the ground in fright.Song Xiyou found out that he was so careful, and Gu Nanfeng pouted and walked up to him to apologize, "I'm sorry, Teacher Song, I'm really not a pervert, nor did I mean to follow you."

"So you mean...just a coincidence? I happened to meet me there, and I happened to follow me down the street?" Song Xiyou's forehead twitched slightly "kindly" to help him lie.The tone was very bad.

"Uh... Teacher Song, don't say that, you will easily lose friends when you chat like this." Song Xiyou shot him a sharp eye, and Gu Nanfeng smiled bitterly, "Hehe...that, I will go to our department The director happened to hear our Professor Liang called you to meet you, so I wondered if he wanted to get back together with you, so I just followed. Don’t blame me, don’t be angry, I only care about you because I like you your."

Song Xiyou's face was half darkened, and the corners of his mouth twitched unconsciously, and he didn't intend to pay attention to this perverted stalker now.went away.

Seeing Song Xiyou walking away like this, Gu Nanfeng hurriedly chased after him, wandering around behind his buttocks, followed him and said, "Alas! Teacher Song, don't rush to leave. Let's have a chat. Is it?" Gu Nanfeng clung to Song Xiyou like a piece of brown candy, and he couldn't shake it off, "I heard from the head of our department that Professor Liang has applied for recommendation to study abroad, and he will go to the University of London for further studies tomorrow. He can still get a green card from the UK , I will most likely not come back after staying in the UK. Mr. Song, Mr. Song... You have long legs, so walk slowly. I can’t keep up with you. Hey, you broke up with him because of this. Is it? What does he mean by asking you out today? Are you getting back together? Is he going to take you to London too? You must not go! The dark cuisine in London is too scary and not suitable for normal humans. You're single again. Think about me! Everyone is an adult, so don't worry about me being your student. Anyway, I won't be your student after I graduate."

"Enough talk?" Song Xiyou stopped. "That's enough, please go home."

"Uh...no. I'll continue, I'm not in school now, can I call you by your name? Forget it, I don't want to. Professor Liang seems to call you by your name too, um...I'll call you Xiaoxi, okay. Seeing him stop, Gu Nanfeng walked up to him and pulled his sleeve.

Xiaoxi... Since he was a child, he has never heard anyone call him such a nasty name. Besides, doesn't this kid feel disgusted by calling a man ten years older than him like this?

Anyway, it disgusts me.

"No. Call me teacher." Song Xiyou resolutely refused.

"Don't be like that! Xiaoxi. That's a very kind name! Hey! Where are you going, Xiaoxi?" Seeing Song Xiyou, Gu Nanfeng turned his head to leave again.Gu Nanfeng naturally followed.

"Student Gu." Song Xiyou, who was walking in front, stopped suddenly, and Gu Nanfeng, who was behind, didn't react and hit his back with the bridge of his nose.He said in a low voice while covering his sore nose. "What's wrong?"

Song Xiyou turned around and said to him, "You are my student, and I am your teacher. That's it, and it can only be like this. Please put away other thoughts. I don't have the time to get entangled with a brat like you." After finishing speaking, he left Gu Nanfeng and left.

"Hey! What kid? I'm twenty! I'm an adult, okay?" He rubbed his reddened nose, very dissatisfied with being called kid and not in the mood to chase him again.Suddenly the corner of his mouth slanted, he chuckled and said to his back, "Hey! Teacher Song, you will take the initiative to come to me soon. Let's see who can win the fight, just wait and see!"

Song Xiyou naturally didn't take his last words seriously.

Liang Ye left in a fit of anger.

Since then, Song Xiyou still taught at school from nine to five, and his life was as peaceful as a mirror, without even a chance for waves.Even that brat Gu Nanfeng didn't bother him again.

No one can live without him.

But Song Xiyou thought of Gu Nanfeng too simply.That night, Song Xiyou was in the office correcting the class practice of the School of Architecture, the air pressure around him was low, and his brows were so wrinkled that he could kill a fly.He taught calculus that would be difficult for students of architecture.It is normal for students to be unable to digest.But he corrected more than twenty times in a row, only one passed. The more he corrected, the heavier his heart became. When he corrected a certain paper, the corners of his brows twitched, and he wanted to throw the paper into the shredder——this paper only wrote For multiple choice questions, TMD chooses all C.On the name column of that paper, the classmate's name - Gu Nanfeng was written neatly.

This nasty guy!

"report!"

"Come in."

"Teacher Song, you are looking for me." Gu Nanfeng's eyebrows were about to fly into the sky, and his face was written: Look, didn't this come to me on your own initiative?

"What happened to the test paper the day before yesterday?" He looked at Gu Nanfeng, the lenses on his eyes reflected the cold light in his eyes, obviously he was very angry with him, "No matter what opinion you have on me, you can do it in school. It's you, who will be perfunctory if you do this?"

"Teacher Song, don't be angry, it's not because I like you! You don't want to talk to me. That's all I have to do." Gu Nanfeng was wronged first.Song Xiyou frowned and held his forehead. He really didn't know what this guy was thinking all day long, so why he fell in love with him. "Since this is the case, I will tell you clearly that I don't like you. Is it okay? It is irresponsible for your own future to perfunctory study because of the teacher!"

"No." Gu Nanfeng pinched the corner of his clothes and said coyly, "It's just... the calculus you teach is really difficult! I really don't understand how you can still teach this stuff. "

Hearing this, Song Xiyou took off his glasses and pinched the bridge of his nose helplessly.

this little devil...

"Teacher Song~Teacher Song~ I don't want to either!" Gu Nanfeng acted coquettishly at him, "Why don't you help me with tutoring! I'll come to your office and we will provide one-on-one tutoring, maybe it will be effective. Xiaoxi, you don’t want me to fail, do you! I heard that Xiaoxi’s failure rate is too scary, if I fail, it’s bad! Hehehe…”

"Your little abacus is cracking, but don't worry, if you really fail the subject, it won't affect me at all." He waved Gu Nanfeng's test paper, the corner of his mouth slightly tilted, "But your report card should be I'll be home earlier than you."

"It doesn't matter, Xiaoxi, you can give it away, my parents will see that I lose." Gu Nanfeng's parents are a pair of donkey friends, they like to travel around the world, and they are away for ten months in December every year. He even implemented a stocking policy, they would be surprised if they saw it.

"You!" Song Xiyou's expression became ugly, Gu Nanfeng ran out as if he was running away before he got angry, and made a cute face to Song Xiyou when he ran to the door. "Teacher Song, hello!"

Song Xiyou leaned on the chair and wiped his face, comforting himself: Forget it, the child will be overheated in 3 minutes.

The following days were completely different from Song Xiyou's expected development.He still lives a life of going to class every day, writing lesson plans, eating and sleeping, if the little stalker and little nympho are ignored.Gu Nanfeng often came to the School of Mathematics to pester him to ask questions, or serve tea and water in his office to show his hospitality.Other teachers lamented that there are still such students who love calculus.When he was working, he was watching him quietly from the side, but his gaze was so hot that it was difficult to ignore it, and it made him unable to work calmly.After a semester, he seems to have gotten used to this little follower, and sometimes he even finds this little thing quite lovable.

But recently, Gu Nanfeng suddenly ran to the graduate school very diligently.This made Song Xiyou feel strange.

"Teacher Song!" Gu Nanfeng poked his head out of the door of Song Xiyou's office at noon that day, looked around for a while to make sure that everyone else had gone to eat, then walked over and grabbed his arm and said to him with a smile, "Xiaoxi, let's go together Go get lunch! I'm starving."

"I'm preparing lessons, you can go by yourself." Song Xiyou didn't go to see him, but still concentrated on writing lesson plans.

"Oh! Let's eat first! Chairman Mao said that the body is the capital of the revolution, and it is inefficient to work on an empty stomach! Let's go!" Gu Nanfeng tugged at Gu Nanfeng's sleeve and acted like a baby.

"You go first. Leave me alone." Song Xiyou was a little impatient.

"No. You come with me." Gu Nanfeng insisted. "Then I'll wait for you here." He obediently sat on the sofa next to him and waited for him.

"You don't have to force yourself to come here to be courteous to me. I've never had a good face towards you, besides..." Seeing his obedient appearance, Song Xiyou suddenly remembered that he often went to the research institute recently and was inexplicably angry," Didn't you just hook up with a grad student?"

"Hooking up? I only like you. How can it be possible to hook up with others? If you want to hook up, you're also hooking up with you!" Gu Nanfeng thought about it, and then laughed, "Haha... Xiaoxi, are you jealous? Do you like me too. "

"I just think it's not good for you, a sophomore, to always go to graduate school." Song Xiyou explained with a cold face and crossed his arms.

"Oh! How did you know that I went to graduate school?" Gu Nanfeng smiled and squinted his eyes.He clearly cared about me but still put on such a stinky face.

"You are my student, so of course you must keep track of your student's whereabouts." Song Xiyou watched him talking nonsense seriously.

"Oh! That's it!" Gu Nanfeng didn't expose him, "Since you want to know, I'll tell you, I'm looking for my brother! He came to C University to study as a graduate student. He also said that I hooked up with my brother It's too rude." Gu Nanfeng tried his best to hold back a smile and looked at him with raised eyebrows.

"..." What the hell am I doing?Song Xiyou was full of frustration.

"Okay! Let's go to eat! I'll introduce my brother to you. My brother is also super cool." As he spoke, he grabbed Song Xiyou's hand and ran out.Song Xiyou didn't respond and came back again, since there was nothing he could do with him, he followed him.

The cafeteria was overcrowded, Gu Nanfeng looked around in the cafeteria and greeted the person at the table behind, "Oh! Brother Mingcheng!" Gu Mingcheng waved to him when he saw them.Gu Nanfeng pulled Song Xiyou to the table where he was sitting and sat down.Seeing Gu Nanfeng, Gu Mingcheng smiled and said, "Nanfeng, who is this?"

"I told you, he is the teacher who taught me my calculus, Song Xiyou." He leaned into Gu Mingcheng's ear mysteriously and whispered, "Brother, he is jealous of you." Then he sat down again He straightened his body and said solemnly, "Our teacher Song is very powerful. He is an associate professor at such a young age. I heard that he will be a professor next year."

"Hello, Professor Song! I'm Gu Mingcheng, a graduate student in the Department of Architecture." Gu Mingcheng looked at him and said with a polite smile.He looks a little like Gu Nanfeng, but he is more handsome than Gu Nanfeng, with more three-dimensional features.When he smiles, he is an innocent big boy.It seemed much more normal than Gu Nanfeng. Song Xiyou calmed down and greeted him, "Hello, Song Xiyou." Gu Mingcheng looked at Gu Nanfeng and smiled and said to him, "Professor Song, my younger brother is just like me. He's stubborn, he won't let go of whoever he decides in his heart. It's hard for you. I hope Teacher Song can mention him more in this regard." Song Xiyou, who is so sophisticated, naturally heard that there was something in his words.It was nothing more than helping his brother talk so that he would not be so embarrassed to Gu Nanfeng.

"Of course." Song Xiyou replied lightly.

Gu Mingcheng didn't care about his attitude while holding the coffee.

"Uh... what are you talking about! I'm so hungry, Xiaoxi, let's go and order food." Obviously, Gu Nanfeng, who has the attribute of being hot and dumb, didn't see the Shura field between the two of them at all. .He just wanted to drag Song Xiyou to eat to fill his stomach.

small theater:

Classmate A: Mr. Song looks so abstinent and comfortable wearing glasses!

Classmate B: Glasses with gold wire frame, proper standard equipment for gentle scum!Make a face!

Song: To look qualified!What the hell is going on in the minds of these young people right now?!

Gu: I can't understand what you are talking about?