After the cloud raised the cub, I became red

Wu Hong has been idle for several months.

He went to the city to work with fellow villagers, but he couldn't bear the hardships. He ran all night after working for a few days, and lived a life of hungry and full.

Usually it’s okay, I can make do with it, go to Internet cafes if I have money, and find a way to get some if I don’t have money, but the Chinese New Year is coming soon, Wu Hong’s wallet is cleaner than his face, and he doesn’t want to lose face when he goes home, Wu Hong gritted his teeth , Decided to give it a go, in case the bicycle becomes a motorcycle.

He had learned to pick locks from someone before, so he started stealing.

Wu Hong stared at this crew for a while.He knew that there were quite a few popular stars in it, and he also knew that they were wearing good things. After stealing several residential buildings in a row, Wu Hong finally couldn't restrain himself and attacked the crew.

——He sneaked into the dressing room while the crew was filming.

Even though Director Nie reminded everyone in the morning that thieves will have to fight for performance at the end of the year, some people still forgot about it.After taking off their jewelry and watches, they put them on the table, or put them in their pockets together with their mobile phones. Wu Hong walked over with his eyes shining.

It's all money!

As he walked, Wu Hong inexplicably felt a gaze fall on him.

Shocked, he turned his head immediately, and saw one, one... glutinous rice balls in the corner?

A small round one stared at him with round eyes like grape seeds.

It's a little fat bird, and it's so cute.

Wu Hong breathed a sigh of relief and didn't take it to heart.

He unfolded the prepared bag, and put all the jewelry, watch and mobile phone in. After a while, the bag was already full. Wu Hong picked it up and shook it. It was heavy and fruitful.

It's almost time to go, but Wu Hong is still a little dissatisfied.

He turned his head to look at the little fat bird in the corner.

This thing is quite cute, girls must like it, and it should be able to sell for some money, right?

After figuring it out, adhering to Yan Guo's excellent industry quality of plucking hair, Wu Hong walked over and stretched out his sinful hands to the little fat bird——

He didn't know that the little fat bird was not only cute, but also very good at fighting. It was a fighting bird.

Wu Hong didn't even know that the little fat bird had a bad temper, and now he was in a bad mood.

That's why he was pecked hard before he even touched Little Fatty Chirp!

Wu Hong immediately took a breath of cold air, grinned his teeth, covered his hands and jumped several times before he recovered.Having been pecked so hard, this time he couldn't let this little fat chirp go, Wu Hong stretched out his hand to little fat chirp again with a fierce look on his face!

Little Phoenix: "?"

hateful!

Was this Twoleg provoking him! ?

It quit immediately.

Wu Hong stretched out his hand, and the little phoenix pecked fiercely. It was small and flew fast. Wu Hong swung to the left, and the little phoenix turned to the right, hitting him hard. Pecking wildly, Wu Hong endured the pain and stretched out his hand to the right again. The little phoenix had already flown in front of him, flapping its wings, and hit him hard on the face.

"It hurts!"

Wu Hong exhaled in pain and subconsciously covered his face with his hands, the result can be imagined.

With ten fingers connected to the heart, Xiao Fenghuang's mouth was black, and he pecked at the opponent's belly!

Wu Hong was so painful that he almost jumped up, but this little Phoenix didn't let him go, so he had no choice but to run around the dressing room, fleeing in a hurry. Little Phoenix hadn't calmed down yet, and chased after him aggressively, yelling incomparably arrogantly: " Choo Choo Choo!"

Don't run if you can!

Wu Hong has no skills, so he ran faster, but the dressing room is so big, the little phoenix flew straight over, and started pecking wildly at him again, Wu Hong couldn't run away this time, and couldn't beat him , I had no choice but to crouch in the corner pitifully and helplessly with my head in my hands, and in a breakdown I took out my phone and quickly dialed a number.

He called the police.

As soon as the call was connected, Wu Hong burst into tears: "Hello? Is it the police station? I turn myself in. The recent thefts in Jiangbin District were all done by me, and they were all me. Now I am in the film and television city, come quickly , I’m in the dressing room, come here quickly!!!”

On the other end of the phone: "???"

An hour later, the police arrived on the set.

Several policemen showed their ID cards to Nie, and Nie gave a "thump" in his heart, thinking that something was wrong, he waved to everyone to stop the filming first, and then quickly asked: "Mr. Police, what's wrong?"

One of the policemen replied: "We received a call that someone confessed that the recent theft cases were related to him, and came to investigate."

Director Nie was shocked: "Huh???"

Come to investigate?What does it have to do with their crew? ?

Director Nie felt it was unbelievable, and the policeman asked him, "Where is your dressing room?"

Director Nie quickly said, "Here, follow me."

Director Nie cooperated and brought the police to the dressing room, but before they arrived, they heard the screams inside: "Ah——!! You fucking, stop pecking, Brother Bird, Grandpa Bird, please Stop pecking!!!"

Director Nie: "..."

Policeman: "...?"

The policeman looked at Director Nie suspiciously: "This is your crew? Did you raise a bird? It's quite fierce?"

No matter how fierce it is, the degree is mild. Director Nie replied with a smile: "One of the actors in our crew raised a bird."

As he said that, Director Nie took out the key and planned to open the door, but found that the lock of the dressing room had been picked and there was no need for the key at all. He couldn't help but let out a "Huh", as if he understood something, he just turned it lightly.

With a "click", the door opened.

The huge dressing room was empty, and there was a person squatting in the corner.

He was facing the wall, holding his head in his hands. There was hardly a patch of good skin on his face, hands, and arms. They were all pecked out marks, crying and screaming. Director Nie locked onto Fei at a glance. Chubby Chirp in mid-air.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, Xiaopangjiu and Wu Hong both turned their heads, and Wu Hong, who had been tortured for more than an hour, burst into tears, "Uncle policeman, you are finally here! Finally here! This The crew is so fucking vile, raising a bird like this, I've never seen a fucking bird like this—”

Wu Hong wanted to scold the bird, but before he could, Little Phoenix had already sent him a death stare. Wu Hong couldn't help remembering the fear of being dominated by this little chubby chirp, and immediately fell silent.

A few seconds later, he cried bitterly and said: "I'm guilty, police uncle, I'm really guilty, let the law punish me, don't use this bird to physically attack me, please take me away quickly! !!"

Director Nie: "..."

Look at pecking people.

How powerful this little fat bird's attack is, Director Nie feels a little sad when he thinks about it now. Facing this situation, he not only wants to laugh, but also feel a little bit sorry for this thief for no reason.

It was the first time I saw such a cooperative criminal suspect, the policeman immediately went up and handcuffed him, the two policemen who accompanied him took him into the police car, the one who stayed behind looked at Little Phoenix, his face was full of doubts, he probably didn't quite understand How could such a small snowball break people down.

The policeman turned around and asked Director Nie, "Do you have cameras here?"

Director Nie replied: "Yes, there are cameras installed."

Policeman: "Help adjust it."

Director Nie: "Okay, no problem."

Director Nie asked someone to call out the surveillance, so what happened in the dressing room just now was displayed in front of everyone.

Policeman: "... You birds, you can't tell, you're quite fierce, huh?"

Director Nie: "Ha, ha ha."

The two fell silent at the same time, and after a while, the policeman said again: "I took the surveillance away."

Director Nie nodded again and again, "Okay, okay, no problem."

The policeman walked away, the more Director Nie thought about it, the more he found it funny, so he quickly called Xi Jiayun, "Xiao Jia, do you know what happened just now?"

Xi Jiayun: "What's wrong?"

Director Nie burst out laughing: "A thief came to the crew, he sneaked into the dressing room while we were still filming, but your little fat bird squatted in there for some reason, the thief went to recruit it, and was subdued on the spot .”

Director Nie didn't need to say who was subdued on the spot, Xi Jiayun quickly asked, "Is the thief okay?"

"It's okay, he's okay," Director Nie waved his hands and laughed, "He called the police in time hahahahahaha."

Xi Jiayun: "..."

That night, a warning message appeared on Weibo.

[Ping An City A: The man sneaked into the crew to steal, but was subdued by the bird on the spot!

At 9:28 this morning, a man reported himself to the police, claiming that he was responsible for the frequent thefts of residential houses in Jiangbin District recently, and that he was sneaking into a film crew and stealing. He collapsed and asked the police to arrive quickly.After investigation, the man sneaked into the dressing room of the crew and was about to steal, but was attacked by a bird raised by the actors of the crew, unable to resist, collapsed and called the police for help! 】

As soon as this warning message was issued, the comments were flooded with "hahaha".

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha was subdued by a bird? ? 】

[Is this the final venue for the annual Sand Sculpture News! ? 】

[Hahahahahaha criminal suspect: If I am guilty, please let the law punish me instead of letting birds attack me. 】

[I fucking died laughing. 】

[So what about the bird? ?Why wasn't it exposed! ? 】

Reminded by the comments, this Weibo was re-edited with a screenshot.

It was a scene intercepted from the surveillance. The thief crouched in the corner with his head in his hands, and a bird stood on his head. It was white and round, so cute.

Everyone:"?"

The comments were also shocking.

【what? ? ? ? 】

[Editor, did you match the wrong picture? ? ? 】

【exist? ?Why the northern long-tailed tit? ? ?Relying on cuteness to subdue criminal suspects? ? 】

[Shouldn't it? ? ?I thought it was a bird of prey? ? ?So you put me a northern long-tailed tit? 】

Everyone said it was incredible.

After all, the cuteness of the northern long-tailed tit is obvious to all. A fluffy white ball, like a small glutinous rice ball, is harmless and sweet. Such a little baby, how can it be so lethal, so that the criminal suspect collapsed and surrendered ! ?

Amidst the doubts, the editor had no choice but to edit Weibo again.

Another video this time.

The video is not long, only a few seconds. The thief's face was mosaiced. After clicking on it, he ran wildly in the room, while a bird kept chasing after him, and from time to time he pecked fiercely. The thief attacked by it let out a scream of collapse.

This bird is chubby, a small snow-white bird, with a long tail and wing bases that are beautiful red, revealing a lovely aura all over its body.

Everyone:"……?"

isn't it? ? ?

It really subdued it! ? ?

I didn't believe it before, but once the video was released, no one could say anything. Everyone expressed their shock:

[Pupil earthquake. 】

[What the fuck? ? ?Cute but can fight? ? ? 】

[No, is the northern long-tailed tit so fierce? ? ? 】

[Grass, is this the fat chirp I suck on the Internet every day? ?Cute and fierce? ? ? 】

[Wait a minute, is this the same Chubby Chirp [URL]? ? ? 】

Click on the URL, and you will enter a well-known forum. This is a breaking news post:

[My sister works in the Forestry Bureau. During dinner at night, she mentioned that a crew was attacked by a bird during filming in the morning, or that a bird hit the entire crew. I was dumbfounded and asked a few more questions , I found out that by coincidence, it turned out to be the crew where Jiajia was, the crew of "Passing Through the World". 】

Coincidentally, on Weibo, someone posted the address of the forum, and not long after the video was posted, someone also shared this Weibo on the forum.

There was shock on Weibo, but it was not the same in the forum.

[[Picture][Picture] Sisters, does anyone read the Weibo of Ping An City A? ?Is it the same little chubby chirp that was released by the landlord? ? 】

【Seems to be? ?Both the wing roots and tail are red, and the northern long-tailed tit is usually black and white. Its red and white color scheme is quite special? 】

[I also saw this on Weibo and quickly returned to the forum to find this post...]

[After watching the video released by Ping An City A, I was shocked. 】

【...I was still saying that day, I can punch ten of such a little chubby chirp, but now I think I will be pecked and cried by it.Punish myself for my recklessness.jpg]

【You are not alone, I also have to punish myself with a cup of Coke. 】

[After watching it, I think it's really possible that a single bird hit the entire crew. 】

【……I also. 】

After the landlord broke the news before, no one believed it at all. They all thought that the landlord tricked people into sucking birds together, but after watching the video released by Ping An City A, everyone was shaken.

After all, this little chubby chirp really chased the thief away in fright, and the thief's screams almost pierced the eardrums, which was inexplicably distressing.

At that time, according to the news from the host, this little chubby chirp first airborne the crew of "Passing Through the World" and pecked the entire crew to collapse. He cried and asked the Forestry Bureau for help, and then the forestry bureau took him back. As a result, this little fat chirp He not only pecked the person on duty, but also opened the cage to let other birds come to peck him. Finally, an actor from the crew came to end the scene.

... As a result, the next day it pecked the thief into surrendering himself to the police, and made meritorious deeds on the spot.

Grass.

This little chubby chirp is too capable! ? ?

[This combat power is absolutely perfect. 】

[Indeed, god damn it hahahahaha, the thief broke down crying and called the police. 】

[Not to mention, once I accept this setting, I am cute and able to play, and I actually smoke more happily_(:з」∠)_]

[Hahahahahahaha, little Jiujiu has done meritorious service! !Great work! ! ! 】

After boasting about the fighting power, everyone naturally became curious again.

This bird is so good at fighting, so who restrained it when it was in the Forestry Bureau? ? ?

[Is the host still alive qwq Now we all believe it, come out and continue breaking the news, so who was the hero who subdued Xiao Jiujiu at that time? 】

[I also want to know, is it because humans and birds fight each other, and did the human race win in the end (?]

[So who subdued it? ?How did you subdue it? ? 】

[Landlord? ? ? 】

……

Everyone called many buildings, and the host finally appeared.

[I'm here, I'm here, I just swiped Weibo and recognized this chirp at a glance, it's the one, violent madness! 】

[According to my sister’s colleague’s description, it was subdued by a young man with a very comfortable temperament. I think it was Jiajia. After all, Jiajia’s temperament is really comfortable qwq As for how to subdue it, it seems that...as soon as the person passed by, he stretched out his arms and hugged him After talking about Xiaopangjiu, it became obedient and was taken away in the end. 】

When it comes to comfortable temperament, Xi Jiayun is indeed the first one that comes to mind.

His demeanor is very refreshing, with both the cleanliness of a teenager and the tenderness of a youth. The two blend together. Apart from his stunning appearance, his demeanor is really unique.

but……

Just reach out and hug? ?Reach out directly? ? ?

Don't bother! ? ?

Everyone couldn't help but fell into deep thought until someone remembered something.

[If it's Jiajia, it doesn't seem so difficult to understand?After all, in "Interesting Life", didn't Jiajia hug a cat with her bare hands?Maomao scratches and scratches everyone else, but in Jiajia's arms, she immediately acts coquettish and cute. 】

When she said this, she reminded everyone.

【Remember, Jiajia is very fond of animals. 】

[It is reasonable to suspect that these small animals also look at their faces_(:з」∠)_]

[Wait, Jiajia not only pleases animals, he is also very good at taming animals hahahaha.Xiaojuzuo obediently was touched by others the next day, and never stretched out his paws at all, isn't this Chiu the same... The day before, he beat up the crew and the Forestry Bureau, and the next day, he accurately attacked the thief hahahahahahaha . 】

[Grass, makes sense. 】

[So I, Jia, are teaching birds to be birds again this time? ? 】

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Bird Durban class started secretly last night! 】

[Anyway, Jiajia is amazing, even the little animals with teeth and claws are here, and they will be petted obediently. 】

[I also feel that Jiajia is an eternal god! 】

After the case was solved on the forum, the post was quickly moved to Weibo, which sparked another round of discussions about Xi Jiayun's special taming skills. Cute and capable of playing, it was reposted a lot.

That night, Weibo was full of excitement, and the hot searches were also full of joy:

#Lovely can hit Xiaopangjiu#

#喜嘉运抱重萌萌小胡咖#

#小胡九及assisted the police to subdue the suspect#

#Xi Jiayun The man at the top of the food chain#

All in all, Little Phoenix suddenly became popular!

It has become a well-known cute and capable little mascot on the Internet!

And City A is even more safe, probably because the response to this warning message was very good, they ordered a pennant on the spot for Little Phoenix, who has made great contributions to this arrest operation——

"Cute, I peck your head."

Xi Jiayun couldn't help laughing.

Now that work was over, Xi Jiayun was sitting in the dressing room. He roughly browsed through the comments, and picked out some words that everyone praised Xiao Fenghuang to read to it.Little Phoenix never praises it very much, let alone so many people praise it at the same time, Little Phoenix's tail is going up to the sky, a long strip of bright red.

Upon seeing this, Xi Jiayun said, "Shall I take a photo of you and send a Weibo response?"

Little Phoenix nodded hastily.

It looks like an idol, a small round one, trying to look down on all living beings, and deliberately turned its body sideways, knowing that it is the most photogenic.

Xi Jiayun just pressed the camera button, and before he had time to view the photos, the screen of his phone went black, and someone called him.

The incoming call reminder showed Fu Siyan.

The author has something to say: Little Phoenix: I am an Internet celebrity!

Little Qilin: I'm going to make a movie!

The duckling quit the group chat.