After the cloud raised the cub, I became red

As soon as Yunfubao posted this microblog, it was immediately strongly condemned.

[Listen, are you speaking human language! ? 】

[People in charge?It's fine if I don't smoke the koi, and I even broadcast a live broadcast to let me watch other people's awards! ? 】

[God's fucking happiness alone is not as good as the joy of the crowd, is this the joy of the crowd?This is a crowd eating lemons. 】

[I don't want to feel the happiness that belongs to koi up close at all. The happiness belongs to him, and I have nothing! ! ! 】

……

No matter what, everyone was cursing, but the body still honestly collected the live broadcast room account pushed by Yunfubao, and turned on the broadcast start reminder.

Don't ask, if you ask, it becomes the denominator based on strength, can't you share the happiness with the award in the cloud! ?

The staff member of Yunfubao in charge of this live broadcast, Shen Meng, she glanced at the comments, if others are sour, they can just say it, but she will be miserable, no matter how sour, she has to smile, and politely poked Xi Jiayun's profile picture , Confirm the itinerary with him in advance.

【Tomorrow is the time to receive the prize. May I ask if the itinerary has been arranged? 】

Xi Jiayun replied quickly: [arranged. 】

Shen Meng: [ok.]

Shen Meng sent a location: [This is the address.And this, activity flow, you can familiarize yourself with it in advance. 】

Xi Jiayun: [Okay. 】

He receives the file and opens the active flow.

【14：30~14：40开场14：45~15：25游戏环境15：25~15：35神秘嘉宾颁奖……】

Mystery guest award?

Xi Jiayun paused for a while.

He guessed that this mysterious guest was probably the president of Yunfubao who presented the award, right?

Xi Jiayun didn't pay much attention to it, and continued to look down, while Shen Meng contacted the "mysterious guest" again.

Shen Meng: [Mr. Fu, the live broadcast is tomorrow. Mr. Zhang asked me to confirm your itinerary. 】

Unlike Xi Jiayun, Fu Siyan took a long time to reply: 【Got it. 】

Shen Meng posted the event schedule again, and typed a few words: [This is the schedule of tomorrow's live broadcast, you can check it out in advance. 】

There was no reply from the other side, let alone receiving the file. Shen Meng waited for a while, and had to type again: [In order to increase the fun of the live broadcast, we temporarily added a question and answer session. Mr. Fu, you only need to ask a question, and then give him an award Just win the prize, it won't take long. 】

【Oh, by the way, we have prepared the title in advance, you can read it accordingly when the time comes. 】

Fu Siyan glanced and replied, he has never been interested in this live broadcast.

But, on the Vientiane side, it was the young man who connected with Yunfubao live broadcast this time, so he will be present.

After a long time, Fu Siyan casually typed out a word: 【Yes. 】

The day of the live broadcast was sunny and sunny.

Xi Jiayun arrived at the headquarters of Yunfubao ahead of schedule.

After all, this is also a large-scale event, and Xi Jiayun is a star, so he was taken backstage to make up first.

It's not quite accurate to say that it's makeup——

The makeup artist looked left and right, but couldn't do anything. She said to Xi Jiayun embarrassingly: "Your skin is good, there are no defects, and it is very photogenic. There is no need for makeup."

Cui Cancan was deeply impressed by it, she leaned over to take a look, and said, "Why don't you draw your eyebrows, and be more active under the camera."

The makeup artist took her advice and picked up the eyebrow pencil.

Half an hour later, the live broadcast officially began.

At the beginning, there were millions of people participating in the activity of Yunfubao to draw the annual koi. What's more, this live broadcast has done enough publicity. Therefore, as soon as the broadcast started, the number of people in the live broadcast room continued to increase, and the barrage began to roll continuously .

[Here we come, Master came to the cloud to accept the award. 】

[I'll put a glass of lemonade here first, I'll get a straw and I'll be right back! 】

[It's outrageous, what mysterious force drove me, a nigger, to open the live broadcast room TAT]

[Although it's just the beginning, I still have to say loudly, I'm so sour! ! ! 】

……

It was at this time that Xi Jiayun walked into the camera.

This is Xi Jiayun's first time attending an event. Before that, there were all fixed makeup photos - either Xie Yan with icy muscles and bones, or Feng Chao with bright clothes and angry horses. The former seems to have ice and snow in his soul, while the latter is Brilliant is better than fire.This time, Xi Jiayun simply showed up in a white T-shirt and jeans.

The young man stood there, smiling at the camera, and when he smiled, his brows and eyes were curved, shining brightly, and his whole body looked refreshing and clean, which made people feel amazing and comfortable.

Yes, comfortable.

Whether it is his appearance or his temperament, it is very comfortable.

It is said that people rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles, but Xi Jiayun broke this rule with his strength. Even if he dresses simply, it is difficult to conceal his beauty.

The barrage obviously paused for a few seconds, and then, it poured out intensively.

【Look at it, I'm really mad! ! ! 】

[Does this kind of beauty in the prosperous age actually exist? ? 】

[It seems that there is no make-up, and she appeared on the scene without makeup... To be reasonable, how can someone be so beautiful without makeup? ? ? 】

[Now I am very suspicious that there is a hidden rule in the annual koi lottery draw, the higher the appearance, the higher the winning rate. 】

[Damn it, I understand, why didn't I win the koi?Because I don't look good enough. 】

……

Xi Jiayun didn't know what the barrage said, he was listening to the host.

Host: "Hello everyone, this is the scene where the koi is receiving the award. To be honest, I also reposted this microblog of Yunfubao. Not only did I repost it myself, but I also called on my whole family to repost it. I will be selected by the lottery, and I can go on stage to accept the award today, but I did appear on the stage today, but I came to the stage as the host to accept the award for others."

The host was very clever at the beginning, the audience was instantly amused, and the atmosphere became active. He turned his head and asked Xi Jiayun: "When you reposted it, did you ever think that you would win the prize?"

Xi Jiayun replied without hesitation: "I haven't thought about it."

The host asked him again: "Since you never thought of winning, why did you forward it?"

Xi Jiayun thought for a while, and answered frankly: "I just want a power bank."

host:"?"

At this moment, not only the host, but also the barrage questioned their souls.

【what? ? ? ? 】

[Did I hear wrong? ? ? 】

[What do you mean I just want a power bank? ? ? ? ? 】

[The charging treasure is given to you, and you will accept the koi prize for you? ? ? 】

Jealousy made people look unrecognizable, and the host was furious inside, but he still kept smiling in front of the camera, and said stiffly: "Oh, that's it."

He quickly skipped the topic and asked Xi Jiayun: "Do you know what prizes you have as an annual koi?"

Cui Cancan mentioned it to him that day, but Xi Jiayun didn't remember clearly, so he had to say from his impression: "It seems that the hotel can stay for free, travel is free, and..."

The host couldn't help but answer: "Five-star hotels are free, global travel is free, Yunfubao will help you empty the shopping cart, and help you repay the money every month! But--I was told by Yunfubao before going on stage, The prizes are not limited to these, there are additional surprises!"

Xi Jiayun was startled, "Huh?"

Before he could react, the barrage had been completely reduced to a sea of ​​question marks.

[Overweight? ? ? ? 】

【exist?Yunpay?I have predicted in advance that I will be too sore to sleep tonight. 】

【WooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooWhy? ?Yunfubao, you don't know what is good or bad, please, beat me next time! ! ! 】

As if anticipating the reaction of the audience, the host smiled slightly and added: "

However, overweight is not unconditional, you need to fight for it yourself. "

The host glanced down at the teleprompter and introduced the rules to Xi Jiayun: "Yunfubao brainstormed from top to bottom and came up with a total of seven questions for you. You—our annual koi, every time you answer a question correctly, the prize will increase. The more you get, the more prizes you will get. Do I need to give you a little time to prepare?"

Xi Jiayun had already been informed of the activity process before, although it was a bit unexpected that he answered the questions in the end, but Xi Jiayun still said: "Let's start directly."

The host asked him again: "Is there a goal? For example, how many questions do you want to answer correctly?"

In fact, the original prizes alone are more than enough for Xi Jiayun. He does not insist on these extras, but after all, it is a live broadcast now, so there must be some program effects. Xi Jiayun said: "I will try my best to get all the answers right."

The host smiled mysteriously, "That may be a bit difficult."

The audience in the live broadcast room were suddenly curious.

[The host laughed, and suddenly felt that things were not simple. 】

[Has anyone noticed that the host said that these seven questions are the seven questions that Yunfubao brainstormed? 】

【a bit difficult?How difficult is it? 】

……

Soon, their questions were answered.

The host cleared his throat, "Then I'll start. The first question, who has more teeth, the snail or the shark?"

According to the fixed thinking, it should be that the shark has more teeth, but since this question is asked, it must not be a shark. Xi Jiayun said: "Snail!"

Moderator: "The answer is correct!"

Seeing this, the barrage expressed their disappointment one after another.

【That's it?That's it? 】

[Is this a bit difficult?This is obviously normal difficulty! 】

【I thought it was necessary to at least ask questions such as the circumstances under which atoms will undergo fission. 】

To this, the host just said: "This is an appetizer. Next question, in the cartoon "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf", who is the designer of the walls and iron gates of Yangcun?"

The barrage froze, followed by question marks all over the place.

【? ? ? ? 】

【What's up? ? ? 】

【What the hell is this? ? ? ? 】

[Wait a minute, my brother should be able to answer this question, I'll ask him. 】

They could ask for help outside the venue, but Xi Jiayun did not. However, coincidentally, Xi Jiayun just watched this episode with his little nephew before Chinese New Year, and he replied: "Big Big Wolf."

The host said in a little surprise: "The answer is correct!"

He paused for a few seconds, "The third question, in the animation "Barbie in Swan Lake", when the prince invited Audrey to dance, what color was Audrey wearing?"

Xi Jiayun: "?"

Barrage:"???"

This is really Xi Jiayun's knowledge blind spot. When he looked up, he happened to see Cui Cancan who was stunned. She was wearing a blue dress today, so he replied indiscriminately: "Blue."

Host: "That's right, it's blue!"

Xi Jiayun: "?"

Barrage: Ah "????"

The host started the next question: "Question [-]—Hey, starting from this question, it is a little more difficult. In Lu Xun's short story "Hometown", a character named Runtu is described. May I ask this question? Which hand did he raise when he stabbed the dragon?"

Xi Jiayun: "...???"

The barrage was completely shocked.

[You call this a little difficult?This **** is clearly a billion points in size! ? 】

【ah? ? ?You Yunfubao must be sick, what kind of underworld problem is this! ? ? 】

[I believe it, it's outrageous to really brainstorm. 】

As for Xi Jiayun, he pondered for a few seconds and thought that he was right-handed, so he replied: "Right-handed."

Moderator: "Correct!"

Barrage:"???"

This can be answered! ?

Host: "The next question, the more you knead the dough, the more elastic it is because the protein is entangled, and then the sulfhydryl bonds between them are oxidized into disulfide bonds, forming a three-dimensional network structure?"

Xi Jiayun: "???"

It sounded vague, like the correct answer, Xi Jiayun bit the bullet and replied: "Yes."

Moderator: "That's right!"

Xi Jiayun: "???"

Can't you guess right?

The host praised him: "It's amazing, you got all the answers right."

After the voice fell, the host looked down at the card, "Okay, the difficulty of the next question is slightly reduced. Please answer the question within 10 seconds-the word "嚱" in "噫嚱嚱", there are 21 strokes that are still 20 strokes?"

You call this difficulty reduction?

This is not only Xi Jiayun's idea, but also the people who watched the live broadcast were shocked.

The word "嚱" has many strokes, let alone whether it can be counted within ten seconds, just how to write it takes a while to think, Xi Jiayun simply gave up, he looked at the time at the scene, and now the second hand is exactly pointing to "20", Xi Jiayun replied : "20 strokes."

Moderator: "The answer is correct!"

At this moment, the barrage is simply crazy.

[I'm fucking dumbfounded on the spot. 】

[Hell topic stone hammer. 】

[All of this can be answered correctly, can this be all answered correctly, can this be all answered correctly? ?

? 】

The host was also puzzled by this, he asked Xi Jiayun: "These questions..."

He couldn't directly say "the underworld question", so he paused for a while and changed his wording to a more appropriate one, "It's more difficult, how did you get it right?"

Xi Jiayun said: "...I guessed everything."

host:"?"

Barrage:"???"

Outrageous?Just ask if you are outrageous or not! ?

The host's smile was almost unstoppable, and he said: "Well, it's you, Koi of the Year. It seems that your luck is not only reflected in the drawing, but also in guessing questions."

After finishing speaking, he suddenly faced the camera, "Then, it's the exciting part again, and I'm going to announce the increase in prizes!"

The host arranged the question cards according to the order of the topics, "The first prize - Disney can play freely, and has the right to book a room for free!"

"Prize [-], free private pilot training courses, leisure free diving courses, yacht driving training courses!

"Prize 65, within two years, duty-free shops across the country can enjoy a free order once a month, and have a [-]% discount for life!"

"Prize [-], please dine in restaurants all over the country, you can enjoy free meals in any restaurant within one year, and become a VIP user!"

"Prize five, watch the movie for free, and enjoy the right to watch ahead of time forever, and participate in any movie on-demand event!"

"Prize six, the first monthly purchase in shopping malls across the country is free within one year, and many luxury brands will send new products of the season for free!"

Xi Jiayun was shocked.

The barrage was even more shocking.

[Damn it, are you playing Yunfubao so big? ? ? 】

[I'm going to call the police! ! !I'm really going to call the police, woo woo woo woo! ! ! 】

[Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 】

【@蒙嘉运I will buy you a power bank right now, please let me bear the sweet burden of winning the lottery for you, woo woo woo woo woo. 】

The audience watching the live broadcast is sour, so why isn't the host not sour?

The annual koi prize itself is enough to make people greedy, not to mention these few extras.Moreover, besides this, the host said at the beginning that there were seven questions in total, but so far, he only asked six questions.

After all, the seventh question, being the grand finale, needs to be saved for last.

It also needs to be handed over to their mysterious guest this time.

As for the grand finale, he, the host, is of course qualified to know in advance, the prize is so big that he wants to call the police now!

He can't be so sour all by himself!

Thinking of this, the host opened his mouth again: "Has anyone noticed? I only asked six questions, so - there is one more question?"

He smiled and said loudly: "Now, let's invite the mysterious guest, Mr. Fu from Chiyuan Group, to ask Koi one last question!"