[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

Van der was very busy, he was fighting, he was about to cry, who the hell kicked him in the chaos!

QAQ, who is it!I want to appeal and give him a suspension!

UEFA stated that the scene is chaotic and cannot be seen clearly, Lao Fan, bear with it!

This kind of situation spreads all over the world of football, and it happens quite often. Then those who pull up, sideways, and pretend to fight will all get mixed up on the field.

Look, all the players and staff on the bench of Manchester United and Liverpool ran to the field to protect their players. Sir Alex rolled up his arms and sleeves to fight with the Red Army coach Benitez!

Benitez's tactical command is good, but he has a delicate flower in his heart.

Before coming to the Premier League, he has been going back and forth to the second division of La Liga. He finally adapted to the Premier League and led Liverpool to a comeback against AC Milan, adding a glorious touch to his resume.The past two years have been full of joy and excitement.Also develop a new hobby!

This hobby is watching the excitement, watching Sir Alex and Professor Wenger, watching Professor Wenger and Uncle Bird, and watching Uncle Bird and Sir Sir. Benitez watched this melee triangle relationship with great interest, and consciously learned a lot from it. , fantasy that one day he can return to Spain to coach Real Madrid, when the hair dryer is turned on, all La Liga coaches will fall down!

The reality taught him a lesson, talking on paper is useless!

He reads the newspaper every day, who is arguing with someone again, enjoys watching while drinking coffee, and makes a comment when he is done.In fact, he hadn't practiced it before, he didn't know that he was a delicate flower in his heart, and he thought that a wolf lived in his heart!

Now the old man was standing in front of him, the hair dryer was officially turned on, and he said one sentence after another without panting, wave after wave, shaking Benitez like a tsunami.

Benitez couldn't get in even if he wanted to. He usually forgot everything he said after reading newspaper reviews!

QAQ, the hair dryer is really scary, I will never laugh at Wenger and Uncle Psy again, chirp chirp!

The old man showed his power on the sidelines, and the staff fought on the court.

In fact, it’s very easy to pull apart, as long as the center of the incident is dispersed, it doesn’t matter. There are veteran players on both sides, with a lot of experience and stability. They helped to pull the fight just now. Otherwise, according to the muscles that the players usually train, someone would have been lying down. not coming.

Besides, they are all professional players. To put it bluntly, they are professional hooligans. How to elbow and stumble where the referee can't see is a skilled trade.Lu Pang's boxing style only appeared in very rare situations.

In the chaotic scene just now, only Lu Fat was the only one who swung his fists wide open and closed. He was so maverick not because he was not afraid of referees, but mainly because of his family genes.Even so, he failed to hit a single person!Giggs locked his shoulders all the time to prevent him from rushing up, and kept him punching the air. Fatty Lu was so anxious that he wanted to bite!

"My friends are all fighting, but I can't get up, it's too disrespectful! Let me go! I'm the best boxer among the players!"

"Watch me beat these red eggs to death!"

Giggs can't wait to be knocked out by this bad guy!

What's the rush!Is Manchester United the one who can suffer?Ferdinand pretended to be fighting, grabbed the Liverpool player's clothes and was thrown aside. He didn't care if he could stand still, and he had to shout slogans while "fighting": "Don't fight! Red Army, you must calm down!"

Look at the middle point, Bao'er, who was surrounded by the Red Army, didn't fight back, but she blocked from left to right, and didn't receive a single punch. The most amazing thing is that he kept calling the referee for help!

Look at our Portuguese boy, shouting "I'm hurt, I'm hurt, I'm dizzy, I'm dizzy", while pretending to be unsteady and hitting people with the back of his shoulder, even if he can't stand still, he can beat the Red Army in the crowd One hit and one accurate!This is a particularly miraculous 'coincidence', not convinced!

Don't ask him how this happened, he will tell you what fate is!Fate arranged for me to collide with them on the journey of life!

If the two have been together for a long time, the three views will influence each other, the big brother is now thick-faced and dark-hearted... No, the big brother has now grasped the true meaning of fate, which fully proves this point!

Those who watched the excitement thought that the person hit by the big brother was a flop!

Don't wrong the good guy, that's really rolling under the force, and the proper brute force bursts into the face!

The elder brother has practiced dual cultivation for several years, and the impurities in his body have basically disappeared. In other words, he walked very happily on the road of the mini-hulk, and the people he bumped into were no different from being hit by a cow.It's a pity that this is a secret, except for his wife and the person who was hit, no one knows, there is Chelsea World of Warcraft in the Premier League, who would have thought that Manchester United also has an invisible pit bull!

These three Manchester United players have made the Red Army suffer, as well as Scholes, Fletcher, and a lot more!I didn't see Van der Sar was 'struggling'!

It's all like this, Fatty Lu is still struggling hard, he would rather die than surrender, as if he fell into the hands of the villain, Ziggs' hand is almost lost by Fatty Lu!Unbearable, he started yelling at Lu Fatty's ear.

"I'm on the same side as you! We're on the same side!!!"

"You are so desperately struggling to fuck your ass! You are blind, you can't see, are we at a disadvantage? You know how to go straight, can you 'fight'? You can box!"

Lu Fatty was dazed by the roar in his ears. He was originally angry and his eyes were red. He would be startled. He turned his head and looked at Ziggs innocently and confused with watery and swollen eyes... for Ji Gus made a fatal blow, disgusting him to death!

Of course, everyone is rough and rough, and their skills are not weak. Although the Red Army is naturally weaker than others, it did not make Manchester United stand out. At any rate, no one in Liverpool was injured and fell down. As for how many dark losses they suffered Let them go home by themselves after the game.

The kick that Van der took was the black hand of the veteran of the Red Army. It was very concealed, and it looked like a familiar hand.Anyway, Van der and Shuanghong both have grudges, and whoever strikes will resolve the grudge, and the Manchester United people saw it and didn't say a word. At this time, they are united!

Share fate together!

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The scene quickly restored order, except for the sparks in the eyes of the players on both sides that had not dissipated.

As soon as the crowd dispersed, it was discovered that someone from Manchester United was really injured. The elder brother kept shouting that he was injured, and he was really not a donkey.

The elder brother held his nose, and the blood flowed out from between his fingers!There was an uproar from the fans in the stands!

At this time, the slow-motion replay came late, and finally cleared the fog for the commentators and fans watching the live broadcast.

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When taking free kicks or corner kicks at close range, the penalty area is overcrowded, and the stage where small moves and tricks are most frequent.

The big brother hit the net with a header, and the moment it fell, Mascherano kicked his calf, and he lost his balance and fell to the ground. The contest is accompanied by small means.

But Mascherano is dead, I don’t know how an Argentine developed an unforgettable belief in the Red Army, which made him hate Manchester United players so much, or lost to the more eloquent senior brother in the scolding just now , People who are not open-minded are guilty of cheapness.

When the senior brother fell at his feet, he pretended not to stand still, and jumped forward. His left foot was pressed against the senior senior brother's shoulder, and it was not purple or blue. The strength of rushing forward was ruthlessly placed on the face of the elder brother!This was not over yet, because there was someone in front of him, blocked him, he rebounded back with his left foot and kicked the elder brother again, this time he really lost his balance, he sat down on the elder brother's ribs.

A full four-hit combo!In just two or three seconds, Bao'er wanted to go over to have a look since the big brother fell to the ground, but there were so many people in the restricted area, he still squeezed away at first, and he was anxious when he saw Mascherano step on the first step No matter if it was his own teammates or members of the Red Army, no matter whether it was 21 or [-] who stood in front of him, they all pushed away.

Such a big move aroused the players' ideas. After seeing the big brother and Mascherano, Manchester United was in a hurry. The Red Army surrounded the referee Van der. It was not intentional or intentional. Sorry, there will be no The next time the crackling annoys Van der, thanks to the Red Army for attracting Van der's attention.

Bao'er didn't care about Mascherano, who stood up and pretended to apologize to the senior brother, and now he has no time to talk to him. Besides, Lu Fat is still struggling in the hands of Giggs, and he wants to practice boxing with Mascherano.I don’t know if Mascherano has heard of Manchester United’s boxer Lu Pang in the past few years in the Premier League. I guess he has heard of it and thought it was a false name. Subconsciously approach Bao'er who looks easy to bully.

Bao'er focused on checking her own man.After seeing that it was all skin trauma, the capillaries in the nose were broken, and the bones were fine, he felt relieved.After sending a small amount of spiritual energy over to replenish his men's blood, he was ready to amplify his move.

With a small knife flying in his eyes, he took a deep look at Mascherano, kicked up suddenly, kicked Mascherano's waist, and shot directly into the goal!

The big brother was sweating coldly watching it, don't let someone make you crippled, it's not worth it to be responsible for this bastard!

Regardless of his bleeding nose, he quickly pulled his wife back.This bastard can't help but die!I don't know if someone is protecting me?What annoys people who don't see it the most!

The only one who applauded was Lu Fatty, "Yes! Beat this bastard to death! Go! Go on kicking! Explode his balls!"

Bao'er has stopped, this kick is enough, now there is absolutely nothing wrong with it, if it is painful, it is pretending, Xiaoyin will send it over, it will start to hurt after three days, and it will not stop for a year or so if it doesn't hurt!It would be foolish to beat people up on the spot. The evidence is so obvious that people can see it. Mr. Dao said that it was done in the righteous way because he could not let go of his face.

The author has something to say: Dear friends who like Mascherano, I am very sorry that I hacked him, which made my kind, fragile and sensitive heart very unbearable.

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Sorry Mascherano fans!