[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

Drogba was lying on the ground a little confused!

What kind of situation is this?

I rushed up, then what?

Then--I seem to hit a spring!

on the spring?

Drogba jumped up suddenly, just like a fake corpse, just in time to see Baoer shoot a big ball and go straight to the midfield.

Bao'er watched his teammate catch the ball, and then he talked to Drogba with a smile.

"Are you all right, buddy?"

"(⊙o⊙) Ah! No, no, nothing."

The so-called being frightened refers to Drogba. He ran forward and looked back at Bao'er, from head to toe to toe to head several times. It's impossible!So thin, so small, so tender, how could he knock himself into the air?Didn't your feet slip just now?

The same idea as Drogba includes all the fans in the stands, as well as the commentators and the audience watching the live broadcast.Even in slow motion, they still insisted that Drogba's foot slipped!

"Warcraft slipped, oops, what a pity this mistake!"

"Look carefully, look carefully, our beauty obviously didn't move, she didn't even exert force, it's obvious that the monster lost its balance!"

"This animal is looking for death! I am crippled and pretended to be hit and fell backwards, obviously trying to cheat a penalty kick! The fuck is in the penalty area!"

"What nonsense? Didier Drogba jumped up by himself, and the referee didn't blow his whistle. It was just a normal body collision! Don't trick me! You trick our beauty and I'll kill you!"

This group of people who have been blindfolded by the beauty of the century still don't know that Drogba's suffering has just begun!

In the next ten minutes, the Blue Army attacked violently, and didn't care if their defense line was empty.Even if Manchester United intends to play defensively and counterattack, they can't come up with anyone. One by one is exhausted just by defending.Eldest brother and Giggs are also in battle, Lu Fat and Terry are fighting, and it is not clear who they are defending, anyway, they are closely connected, you run and follow, I retreat and you advance!

Drogba deserves to be a World of Warcraft. Manchester United's defensive line has suffered a severe decline in physical strength. He started panting heavily even when jogging, and his calf cramped slightly, but his classmate of Warcraft is still full of energy.

It's a pity that he couldn't even pick Bao'er today.

Bao'er didn't dare to hang around in the penalty area anymore. It was good luck just now. Drogba fell to the ground and jumped up. The referee didn't blow his whistle and treated it as normal physical contact.Once again, [-]% will give someone a penalty kick to eat!

Except for Drogba, the Blues' energy consumption is similar to that of Manchester United. Everyone is equal, so as the man with the most physical strength in Manchester United, Baoer started to focus on Drogba, and followed him with the ball.

In ten minutes, Drogba hit the spring twice, counting the first time, he lay down three times!No matter how stupid you are, you know that Bao'er is just a hard rock. Although she looks soft, she can't move it at all!

Drogba was so irritable that he wanted to get angry, and he wanted to cry bitterly!Can this still play well?It looks like a peach, but it turned out to be painted on, with an iron lump inside!

"Did you create you against the law of biological growth? Did you create you not in line with genetic science?"

Drogba is really human, not only did he think, he even yelled out!

The referee came to see him lying on the ground, and ran over to check the situation, when he heard this sentence!The referee is also a black line, we don't require academic qualifications to play football, no one understands what you say, and besides, your appearance is not in line with the rules!

Didier Drogba didn't expect Bao'er to answer him, and jumped up firmly after shouting.Bao'er is still a person of high moral character, he did not do anything wrong, you can see that Warcraft classmate fell to the ground so many times and can jump up every time, you know that Drogba was not injured at all.This is also the reason why Drogba can't bear it anymore. What's wrong? First, he didn't foul, second, he didn't procrastinate, and third, his attitude was quite good. He either apologized or made a smile. Drogba was full of bitterness. Chung, if you can suppress it, you are a real man. If you can't suppress it, the Blue Army will definitely lose today!

Thank you for the slow-motion replay. I fell to the ground three times and replayed it nine times. I clearly told everyone that Drogba really didn't flop!He is innocent, and he is wronged.

The commentator was silent about this, and said nonchalantly that other positions were running with the ball.Unanimously ignoring the spring duo, they are also full of bitterness, who knows what's going on, they know that Drogba didn't dive, but if they insist that it was Baoer who hit him, whoever is so stupid will believe it!The volume is there!Just like Russian nesting dolls, Drogba can nest several small, medium and large babies!

The same goes for the fans. They also made a profound comparison, pitting a chimpanzee against a golden monkey. What do you think of the result?

The entire Manchester United team, including the coaching staff and team medical team, all pretended to be dumb and kept silent.Facing the doubts from the stands, they looked back with honest and clear eyes, watery, innocent, and wronged.It's as if they are not the ones who guard Bao'er's training every day.

The old man was even more awesome. The Oscar winner was on his upper body. He lowered his head and rubbed his face vigorously. He seemed anxious, but in fact his face turned red, as if he was angry. Then he strode to the sidelines to protest with the fourth official. !

"It's outrageous! I told you Chelsea just wanted to cheat a penalty! It's outrageous!"

"The referee should give him a card! If he fails once, he will give him two or three times! I can't stand it! Cards! Red cards! Give him ten and twenty red cards!"

Uncle Bird is not happy anymore, he still thinks there is something wrong with Bao'er, and the stinky old man dares to protest!Ten and twenty red cards?You got it with a deck of poker! !

As soon as Uncle Psy unbuttoned his suit, he was about to start spraying when he walked over!

Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened his mouth, the old man turned his head and walked away. With a wave of his hand, the assistant coach of Manchester United came up to him. From the corner of his eyes, he saw that Uncle Bird was chewing gum with his mouth open, looking like a hooligan, "What? Tell me what you want! "

.....

! ! ! !

Nima!Nimei!Miss Ni!Nun!Auntie!

Uncle Psy's blue veins were throbbing, and he quickly wrote a foreign language novel in five languages.

They say he is a madman, if you spray Wenger today and tear Sir Alex tomorrow, why don't you see how he is being bullied?All of them are old fairies!Under the face of the orange peel is the poison of the rattlesnake! !

Where are the Russians?I'm so resigned!Why don't I quit!I'll call Mendes after the game!The UK is too dangerous, not to mention the police breaking in at will, not allowing dogs to be kept, and the old goblin with orange peels always comes out to make trouble!

Uncle Psy's resignation is hard to say. Abramovich is sitting in the VIP stands. Although he is very disappointed with the current situation, he is still very proud of the player's performance today.Kicked out the momentum of Chelsea!Just now Prince William nodded in approval, which made the Russian rich feel a little proud.

Time soon came to an end, when the whistle sounded, Manchester United struggled to hold on to a point and won their second championship this year!

Chelsea was a bit sluggish, the younger ones started to cry, and the older ones held back their strength but could not restrain their disappointment, the expression on their faces became gloomy, and their aura became decadent.

But there is no way, football has only two outcomes, winning or losing. There is no sympathy, no soft-heartedness, and there will never be a peaceful ending.

Compared with the cheering Red Devils, the distraught Blue Army is really sad.There were bursts of crying from the stands, very helpless, if you don't want your fans to be so sad one day, you can only continue to win, this is just a microcosm of the cruelty of professional football.

Bao'er saw that Drogba's tall figure was shrinking into a chocolate bean, a little funny and a little guilty, so he ran up and asked if he could exchange his jersey.

Drogba straightened up quickly, wiped away the water from the corners of his eyes as if wiping sweat, looked down at Bao'er deeply with his head held high, and then left with a nasal 'hum'.

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and many more!

Don't hum when the nasal sound is heavy, it's coquettish!

Man, your painting style is wrong!

......

According to the old procedure, the runner-up is still on the podium first and queues up to receive his silver medal.Then there is the championship, and the captain has to take over the trophy first.According to the usual practice, it is the captain's turn to the head coach after taking it over. After the head coach lifts it up, it is the turn of other players.

The captain of Manchester United is Gary. He has an injury. He has been sitting in the stands today. The captain on the field is Giggs. He is so happy that he forgot to lead the queue and chat with Scholes in the back happily. , but did not mention the FA Cup, they have studied the Champions League for a few days, and feel that according to the current momentum, they may really be able to win a treble or something.He has experienced the glory of Manchester United's Triple Crown in 99, and seeing that he can reshape it again, the excitement in his heart can be imagined.

As a player for about 20 years, who can guarantee to win the triple crown twice in the same club in his career?At that time, there are still not many people left in the lineup in 99, such as Van der Sar, Gary, Neville, Giggs, Scholes, etc., these are all experienced by Manchester United at that time. Another Triple Crown, they are all a little hilarious!

It's not their fault. People are prone to brain hypoxia after intense exercise, and if they are stimulated by the champion, it will be short-circuited!

Prince William held up the trophy with a noble and elegant smile, cursing in his heart, he didn't know how heavy the trophy was, so he didn't come over to pick it up!

The elder brother stood in the middle, chatting and joking with his daughter-in-law, and saw that Lu Fat ran two quick steps, and went to the stage to receive the trophy...

(⊙o⊙)!

Fatty Lu, your ambition has been exposed!

Giggs, you veterans are still laughing, look at the podium!OK!Van der Sar!What about you!Such a tall person can't see the situation?He also holds the Premier League champion with his left arm, the FA Cup with his right hand, and the Champions League on his head. It's useless to think so beautiful!Receive the award first!

The fans couldn't bear to see this group of bastards anymore. They gradually stopped from the Manchester United team song and shouted loudly, "Accept the award! Receive the award! Receive the award!"

The uniform sound of tens of thousands of people is particularly scary, and only a few veterans remembered that they didn't get the trophy!

Giggs strode forward while looking at the podium.

"Snapped---"

"Crack---Emma!"

The author has something to say: I still like Drogba very much. Like Ibrahimovic, the rampage in the penalty area is very cool to watch.