[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

The FA Cup final was held at Wembley Stadium in London. In the past six years, due to the reconstruction of the stadium, the FA Cup finals were held at the Millennium Stadium. This is the first time the final has been launched after the reconstruction this year.

Bao'er and the others arrived in London one day earlier, because the game time was set at two o'clock in the afternoon, and if they arrived on the same day, the time would be tight.After getting off the plane, many fans gathered around the airport, which is quite common. It is rare that the police who maintain order ask Bao Er and Senior Brother for autographs.

It's not uncommon for the police to be fans. They clicked on the signed clothes, and the two upright and unsmiling policemen took out a half-sleeved T-shirt from their satchels. It was printed with the words 'Be brave and be a true hero', and handed it to Bao'er and the elder brother to let They sign it.

How shy!

If you want to say that it is the green god, the Manchester United superstar, the light of Europe, etc., these two Husbands and Husbands have thick skins and signed it.If the clothes are printed on it, it immediately feels that the two of them have developed across borders, and they have developed impressively---amateur police or something? !

The teammates booed and asked them to sign quickly. While on the phone, the old man made fun of his lover with teasing eyes.Bao'er and the elder brother curled their lips in their hearts, why are they pretending to be good-tempered, and they are still joking, what kind of trouble is there with their kind faces!The two of them had just come back from the United States to report to the base, and they were punished, and they had extra training and self-criticism every day.

The extra training is full of sweat, and only Lu Fatty is still envious and jealous. He only hates that he is not there, otherwise there is no room for others to play, and he opened his posture and "bang bang" and fell down with two punches!There is no need for the two of them to fight for three hundred rounds.

At this time, Fatty Lu chose to forget that he couldn't beat Bao'er. He just felt that he was in the wrong line of work. He should be a policeman to maintain world peace, catch all wicked terrorists, illegal criminals, and return the world. A bright future, finally achieved brilliant achievements, can write a memoir of a great man after retirement, put his own bronze statue in Buckingham Palace, it is best to build Wayne Square and Rooney Square in his name, he will take it with him when he gets old The grandson went to feed the pigeons, and then there were a group of beautiful girls around him asking for autographs...

This person, his brain is too big to be cured. Fortunately, no one has the ability to read minds. Otherwise, an inspirational legendary movie was born on the spot.Just like that, Fatty Lu walked out of the airport with a bewildered smile. He successfully attracted the attention of the reporters!

'Rooney is in high spirits and has a plan for tomorrow's game'

'Rooney: Chelsea?what is that! '

Regarding the heroic performance of Boa and Ronaldo, Rooney said: This is all learned from me! '

'Bringing Chelsea, Rooney smiled disdainfully! '

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Of course, this is all tabloids rushing for sales. The general newspapers still mainly analyze the pre-match preparations of Manchester United and Chelsea, supplemented by praise of Boer and the big brothers.

However, even the tabloids have drawn a lot of hatred towards Lu Fat. For example, Chelsea fans can't wait to sing to him in the stands. Some time ago, the popular "Why is it always an old lady" and the like!Poor Lu Fat still complained to Bo'er about his grievances, saying that these media know how to spread rumors every day!

British tabloid: ┑(￣▽￣)┍

Who is to blame!

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The FA Cup cannot be said to have the largest proportion in the Premier League. It often has upsets, low-level teams counterattack and so on, but the most powerful part of this competition is not its reputation in England, but Among the various competitions in the world, the seniority is the largest and the history is the longest!

In 1872, the first FA Cup champion was born, which was won by Bolton, who is now in the British Championship team.By the 06-07 season, including the 100-plus years of suspension during World War II, Manchester United had won a total of 11 championships, while this time their opponent Chelsea had only won three.

It's no wonder that Sir Alex always had trouble with Professor Wenger. Arsenal won one less than Manchester United. Whether it's the cup or the league, they all cling to Manchester United and don't let go. No one believes it is true love.

Uncle Psy has also gotten angry recently. Chelsea is like a nouveau riche in the Premier League clubs.When the boss waved the banknotes to buy people, the head coach of the other house would not like it and spit. Uncle Psy could still say that they can't eat grapes and say grapes are sour.But the problem is that if you spend money, you have to be a champion, and you can stand up straight when you go out and talk!Seeing the end of the season, Chelsea's only championship hope is placed in the FA Cup. Apart from this, they have nothing else to do.Uncle Piao is worried, Uncle Piao is suffering, Uncle Piao can't show it yet, he has to coax him wherever he goes, or he will be crippled.

Since Roman Abramovich put Chelsea in his pocket in 03, he has shown incomparable desire to control and domineering. This year, Uncle Bird led the Blues to take the runner-up behind Manchester United.But the Champions League fell to the semi-finals, that is to say, if they can't win Manchester United today, then Chelsea will be empty-handed this season. Well, it can't be said that they didn't get anything. They have the English Football League Cup, commonly known as the League Cup.It is obviously not the result that Abramovich wants to hold a league cup that can't be topped or bottomed. He talked to Uncle Psy several times.

When Uncle Psy is expressionless, the corners of his mouth are always downturned, making it difficult to get close.In fact, he was scolding his mother in his heart. There was nothing he could do about the battalion of wounded soldiers. Even if he was given a knife with a gap, he couldn’t chop the bones. He hoped that the bones themselves would lack calcium, so it was better to think about how to repair the knife.

Abramovich thought of a way for him. When he was interviewed before the game, the big Russian tycoon didn't mention that our Chelsea is very good and we definitely won Manchester United. He just mentioned one person.

"I think the biggest change for Manchester United this season is that they were lucky enough to pick up a good player who can break, grab, lead, feed and even shoot himself."

"I think Chelsea need players with heroism!"

"Mourinho also said that he admires a Manchester United midfielder very much, he is very good!"

NO!not at all!nonsense!Bullshit!shameless!

Uncle Bird cursed in his heart, damn, I have Lampard, I have Lampard, I have Lampard!Say the important thing three times, you careless scumbag boss!

Abu is different from other bosses, he hides a heart of being a superstar in his heart, he is always unwilling to be lonely, and he especially steals the spotlight!Other bosses talk to each other, but he doesn’t, just go on camera and accept interviews or something, he doesn’t have any airs, he is very close to the people.Other clubs are well-known by fans as CEOs and external spokespersons. Their bosses are more famous than their players!

The old man also knew what Abu said to the reporter, the headline in black and white capital letters!However, when the reporter asked about him, the old man smiled faintly, and said in a gentle tone ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Yes, I'm just angry with that Russian, why, bite me!Bao'er is a child from our youth training camp. I have watched him all the way since he was a child with short legs, broken teeth, and now the stars are shining. Do you know what a direct line is?What is biological and what is adopted?

The old man was crossing his legs, and he was very arrogant. This is a talented and beautiful jade that he has carefully cared for and grown up by watering and fertilizing bit by bit since he was a sapling, and he will never let go of it even if he dies!Bao'er's future can be foreseen, and it will definitely resound throughout the world. He can surpass Wenger's old man for more than ten years by cultivating this one.

If the coach can also set up a World Cup, then Baoer is his Hercules Cup. Wenger's old stuff can be a top four, and Magic Bird can't even make it to the group stage. Just barely make it to the finals! Ronaldo is also good, but it's a pity he didn't come out of Manchester United's youth training camp, otherwise he won two Hercules Cups!

The more the old man thought about it, the more beautiful he became, so he went to the court with a smile that was sure of winning!

Seeing the old man's smile, Uncle Bird became more and more confused. What is he going to do?What's the new recipe for Chelsea?

When the players from both sides entered the field, Uncle Psy gestured, be vigilant, prevent fire, prevent theft and prevent Manchester United!

Today's game is destined to focus the attention of all parties, not only the FA Cup final, but also the unveiling ceremony after the reconstruction of Wembley Stadium.All the celebrities came to join in, Prince William was invited to put the championship trophy on the podium, and announced the official opening of the new Wembley Stadium!

Wembley Stadium can seat 9 people, and the scene is basically divided. When Prince William unveiled it, the audience applauded thunderously, which gave him enough face.But the most surprising thing is that when the players from both sides came on the pitch, the Red Devils put up a banner saying 'Heroes are at Manchester United', and the Chelsea fans followed suit with a standing ovation.

Faced with the surprised faces of the Red Devils, the Blues looked down on them, why are they surprised?We are also people with a heart of justice, okay?Besides, the applause is dedicated to the amateur police, not to the players. After a while, the boos should be booed, and the sound is even louder. Amateur police are different from others. They must be able to withstand more boos. !

Bao'er and the big brother found that the blue army applauded, and they were very moved. They waved their hands and nodded to express their gratitude. It's so simple!

Manchester United is different from Chelsea. They are relatively relaxed before the game. In the past ten years or so, they have only met Chelsea in the 1994 FA Cup final, and they beat the Blues 4-0.Giggs on the field has experienced such brilliance, there are some psychological factors, so young players like Baoer and Big Brother are also affected by the atmosphere in the team, not only not nervous but also a little excited, they have to continue In the footsteps of the predecessors, beat Chelsea!

The Blues are really in bad luck this year. Almighty midfielder Ballack, nuclear warhead Andriy Shevchenko, and Portuguese international defender Carvalho are all absent due to injuries. Fortunately, Abramovich does not feel sorry for the wallet and increased the thickness of the bench. Otherwise, according to the Blues, they would not have been acquired. In terms of the previous state, Manchester United won this game.

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