[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

Bao'er and Lu Fat went to the United States to walk the red carpet and enjoy the spotlight of the reporters.

The big brother here is still fighting hard, he wants to cry, the same person is different, if it is not for brushing data, he also wants to rest, okay!The old man specially discussed with him and asked him if he would like to take a break. The key is to be energetic in the FA Cup and the Champions League, and he can be given time off at other times.

Damn Mendes, call him and tell him to persevere, continue to lead the scorer list, the statistics are good, and he can get a golden boot or something.Obviously, the Premier League champions are all in his hands, and he still has to bring young teenagers on the bench to sweat on the court...

This city derby is Manchester City hosting Manchester United.

Manchester City is currently ranked outside the top ten points, the championship will not be won, but there is no pressure to relegation.If it weren't for the encounter with Manchester United, this game would definitely have no motivation like playing a friendly match.However, this is a derby, a confrontation between rivals in the same city.That is, even if I have only one breath left and I can't hold the knife, I will spit on your face in the series of 'sad love'!

This is the situation that the big brother is facing now. Every player in Manchester City looks at Manchester United with the hatred of taking his wife.This is not too much. When Manchester City comes to Old Trafford, Manchester United will also repay Manchester City with the look of "I actually helped you raise a son"!Therefore, the elder brother is still calm, calmly accepting that he has not touched the ball for a long time, calmly accepting that the first half is almost over, and Manchester United has not yet formed an effective shot...

It doesn't matter if you don't calm down, he can't run to the midfield to steal the ball by himself, and Manchester City is also a big zero now on the scoreboard.

The old man is really ruthless, usually all the core members are used in the derby, and they go to the game with the belief of killing you, but today the old man rested most of the core members for a full round!When Manchester City saw their old rival's starting roster, they became furious!Nima, this is the highest level of contempt and contempt!

'Ferguson!Don't leave after the game if you have the guts, we will take someone on a date! '

This is the unified voice of Blue Moon fans.Our shit is Derby, Derby!Don't kill us to the death, but also pick up the knife and fight us with the stone!This is death, if you don’t let you see what it means for the moon to destroy you today, you don’t know why the moon is blue!

The ideal is lofty, but the reality is cheating.The old man took the stone and put Manchester City down.

Blue Moon is also short-sighted. The team that ranks first in the standings is playing against a team that ranks fourteen. Do they have to use all their main players?I don't know if they are preparing for the Champions League final?Besides, Manchester United's stone is also real gold among the teams in the middle reaches of the Premier League, 24K!

The big brother's idea of ​​scoring goals was not achieved, his professional cake-feeding daughter-in-law was not there, and Scholes didn't even play.A penalty kick was scored in 10 minutes, and Manchester United defended this penalty kick against Manchester City to usher in victory.

This is called bullying. Isn't Blue Moon unconvinced that Manchester United is not a core player?Manchester United won you with non-core, why not convinced?Only when you win can you be eligible to challenge!

There are still two rounds left in the league, the champion is already in hand, and the Red Devils are full of joy. The Premier League championship is not a problem for the Red Devils. They are used to winning and holding the cup. They are preparing for the celebration in an orderly manner, and half of their strength is useless. .This year, whether it is the FA Cup or the Champions League, Manchester United has great hopes of taking home. The Red Devils did not speak out for fear of putting pressure on the players, but they still reserved their energy in private to prepare to celebrate Manchester United's treble this year!

Manchester City's tabloids were all contracted by Manchester United. First they won AC Milan, and they made a big fuss.Then there are various comparisons between Baoer and Kaka, and then the sun newspaper began to spread the scandal between Baoer and the big brother.

After finally taking a rest, Baoer took Lu Pang to the United States to attend the premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean!Big names gathered, stars were shining, and even Lu Fatty's unreliable face stood on the red carpet like a powerful actor.

The entertainment reporters got angry, obviously they were football stars and had to go to the entertainment industry.They said no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Just one day after this wave of news, there is another news about Manchester United despising Manchester City!

'Ferguson: I just despise you! '

Blue Moon has been making trouble on the Internet for two days because of this matter, and the enthusiasm has not passed yet, Bao'er came out to read the news again!He was photographed at an American airport, and he was not alone. A reporter photographed Kaka just coming out of the airport half an hour ago!The two walked in a hurry one after the other.

"The Sun admits it's wrong!"BoA's 'close friend' is not Ronaldo! "

"Real Romeo and Juliet? "

"Boer and Kaka will compete off-court, vowing to win or lose"

Luo fans are all bad, what's going on?We all recognize Mrs. Luo, why are you making such a foolish face?

'Where did the wild man compete with us Ronaldo?Mrs. Luo is ours! ! ! '

"Sister-in-law Luo shouldn't be cheating. I think there are some commercial activities?" '

'Fart activity, the products endorsed by the two people don't match, okay!A few days ago, fans of the two of them almost took out their penis for comparison, and there was no winner! '

'Don't worry, Kaka is not as good as our C Luo, but Luo Sister is still ours Y(^o^)Y~'

'It's just that Ronaldo's neck is much thicker than Kaka's, iron win! '

'...Is there any other iron to win?I'm a little shy than my neck (/▽＼=)'

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Seeing this at home, the eldest brother also felt not very good.He did know what his wife was doing, but the neck problem made him a little embarrassed.He hated iron and steel to his fans: "I am such an excellent person, how can you not praise me?"Is it better to compare the Brazilians to the dust with one hundred merits every minute? '

Eldest brother counts with his fingers, the first thing is appearance!

Looks, of course it's me...I carefully recalled Kaka's face, and searched for high-definition pictures on the Internet, the elder brother had a snack and forgot the equal sign, and it was a tie!

Height, big brother started to search Kaka's personal information again...(╯▔盘▔)╯

Nima is taller than herself!

...It doesn't matter, it's the same if you stand on tiptoe a little bit, that is, two pairs of socks.

The elder brother equated again heartily.

Look at the age again, hey, the Brazilian is an old guy, three years older than himself!Eldest brother touches the pimple on his chin, he still hates it when he wakes up in the morning, he will be very proud!I can finally put up a finger!The first advantage achieved!

Let's look at the technology next, the big brother searched for Kaka's scoring video...

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It's a good deal, he is such a generous person!

An hour passed, and the silly father came over to ask the elder brother to eat.

"What's the matter with you? What are you doing with your fingers?"

The elder brother took a deep look at the silly father, why did he stab someone with a knife? ≧﹏≦

What happened to a finger?Just one is his win! ! !

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Bao'er and Kaka's fate is not over yet, the two of them accepted an advertisement together, it's for Pepsi.

Although the fan atmosphere between the two is a little bit of a gunpowder atmosphere, it's really not because of you or me. Most of them are topics brought up by the media for sales.At this time, Pepsi made an emergency move. What they want is this tense atmosphere. After a long time, when the news heats up, they will be finished if they want to make a gimmick.

The cause of this incident was Pepsi’s marketing team. There was a fan in it. After watching the [-]-round fan battle between Bao’er and Kaka, he came up with the idea. When he mentioned it at the meeting the next day, he didn’t expect everyone to agree!

After contacting the agents of both parties, he opened his mouth and said a number. I don't know how Kaka will react.Anyway, Mendes opened the champagne.Kaka and Baoer gathered in the United States, racing against time to start shooting.

The plot design is very simple. In a big villa, two people come out of adjacent rooms, ignoring each other.You eat your food, I eat my fruit.In the middle of the practice on the lawn in the villa, one person occupies one side, with their backs facing each other.If there is eye contact in the middle, it is also a cold-eyed and disgusted look.

The key point is at night, when the two are about to turn on the TV to watch a football game, they walk to the refrigerator together, reaching for the last bottle of Pepsi at the same time.After eye contact, I finally decided to share!The scene ends with two people hanging shoulders together drinking Coke and watching a football game.

The final subtitle needs to be typed: Pepsi that they can share together!

The overall shooting is not difficult, with a few shots in the middle, no lines, and most of the time you need to be expressionless.Only when you get a drink in front of the refrigerator, you need to fight with your eyes. The crackling and lightning flashes make no difference. When you look at Pepsi, you need to have lingering eyes full of love.

That's what the director said, you just treat this bottle of Pepsi as the last woman in the world!

The result was useless, and it got stuck several times.An assistant cautiously suggested, should he be treated as a cup with big ears?

OK!One pass this time!

When Baoer knew about the script, he felt that he and Kaka didn’t fit the setting. After all, he and Kaka were not at the point of death and death. To be exact, I don’t look at the fans of the two, but it’s just their personal feelings It is said that heroes cherish heroes.This doesn't underline the mystical power of Pepsi.

Kaka said the same thing when chatting with Bao'er during the break, the simple good boy was worried about what to do if the advertisement hit the street.

Bao'er patted her chest and signaled Kaka to rest assured, before the ad was released, to ensure that in the eyes of the public, the two of them are in a life-and-death relationship at any time --- on how Mendes uses it.

In fact, when Mendes and Baoer called, if the protagonist was replaced by Sir Alex and Professor Wenger...

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The author has something to say: This ad is for milk.

About 20 years ago, two rival players took a milk advertisement together. The central idea of ​​the advertisement was XXX milk that could make the rivals sit down together.

Kaka's endorsement of Pepsi should be 10 years later, I don't know the exact time, anyway, I am the master of my article, laughing with my arms raised! ! !

There is one more thing to say, so I have something to do in the past few days, so I can’t update on time, or I may not have time to update, sorry everyone, (づ￣3￣)づ.