[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

Location: Manchester United Base

Who: Wily Ferguson Academy Coach Brian Bowie-Rachel

Event: Ferguson drinks tea, Brian eats snacks, Boer watches

"The Buddha said: Everything is illusory. All appearances are illusory." Bao'er said brokenly, "tea is illusory, snacks are illusory. None exist, do not exist."

Ferguson enjoyed a cup of authentic English afternoon tea and wiped his mouth before speaking. "Singing is not bad, and you have a face that dominates the football world, and you haven't considered changing careers?"

[For this old fox, these words must not be superficial. The coach is talking about me being a model in an advertisement.I said why I haven't been allowed to play in the youth league. Feelings are waiting here. 】

Bao'er's expression remained unchanged, and she still looked like she hadn't experienced much in the world. Seeing her face turn red, she smiled shyly, "I thought about it a few years ago, I still prefer to play football, coach, don't feel sorry for me, I The plan is to wait until I can't play anymore and retire before going to the mixed music scene."

Ferguson felt helpless after hearing this, he didn't feel a pity at all, okay?It would be a waste of money to use this physical fitness to mix in the entertainment industry.

In fact, the old man has no big opinion, but he is afraid of cultivating a golden egg, but it will fly out of the football world when it is harvested. Don't look at the fact that he has not arranged any official games for Bao'er in the past few years. In fact, he can pay attention to it, Bao'er All kinds of data are kept in the old man's office.

In the past, I was afraid that the child would not be able to calm down, but now it seems that he is still psychologically successful.Even without watching it, I revealed that I hesitated a few years ago, but I still chose football firmly.If you have seen the bustling and charming eyes of the spotlight and can still play football firmly, then it is reliable.The old coach really didn't want to spend all his time trying to train a disciple and then be hooked up by Hollywood in the fashion industry.

Ferguson is the kind of child whose own children learn to be bad and are hooked up by others, so it is really understandable that he hates Victoria.Even if Beckham left Manchester United, Sir Alex still insisted on his own ideas. Without Victoria, Beckham would devote himself to football, and his achievements would not only be what he is now.

Ferguson is still satisfied with Boa, "I don't care what you do after retirement, but since you are determined to play football, you must show your attitude. You must be serious in both competition and training. I am very unhappy with your attitude during practice today. , You actually sang about such a serious matter! Are you doing self-criticism or additional training?"

"It doesn't matter whether there is a review or additional training. I will accept the punishment. But, can't I sing? I plan to use it in the arena in the future. I don't see any rules that don't allow singing to interfere with the opponent. I plan to use it as a special trick at the bottom of the box. " Bao'er is wronged, this trick is so clever, why can't it be used.

The old man coughed dryly, and Brian immediately answered, "We'll discuss this matter later."

Bao'er understands that this trick is a bit cheap, and it is not recommended to use it, but there is no need to stop it, after all, victory is the most important thing.Nodded, "Then I'm going out for additional training, goodbye coach." After finishing speaking, he was about to go out.

"Wait a minute." Ferguson said, "Let Brian strengthen your weight management, you are too thin, gain weight."

Brian went on to say, "Your sense of the ball has always been very good. Today, against Ronaldo, I think you don't look at the ball at all, and you defend with your intuition. You have been doing this for several years. I don't bother to talk about you. Practice. We still need to do more, after all, intuition is invisible, and you cannot guarantee that it will be there whenever you are called."

Brian said this with a smile on his face, obviously criticizing Ferguson and secretly showing off his young player's talent.

"Take a day off tomorrow, and I will study your situation with the physical coach. Come over the day after tomorrow and continue training."

Saying goodbye to the two coaches, Bao'er hummed beautifully. [They all used me to show off, and even praised me for being so tactful, being too dishonest!We know where the ball is even without watching it. This is a talent, which is innate! 】

Isn't it innate, brought in the previous life, divine consciousness, 360 degrees without dead ends, absolutely high-definition!Why does Bao'er like defenders? The defenders are so pretentious, and they are so handsome defensively. If you have thousands of troops, I will stand still.I don't even have to watch the ball, I just stare into your eyes, everything is under control!

[The Buddha said: One thought of ignorance is the end of Prajna, and one thought of wisdom is the birth of Prajna. ] Bao'er thought happily [I am a good young man who cultivated Buddhism. When I was 10 years old, I regained my memory after an epiphany, and my wisdom was opened at once, and I really penetrated the world.Great, Daojun is omnipotent! 】

Shameless, people understand all kinds of truths and fates in the world.He has penetrated all perspectives, and also various high-definition wireless codes.

After returning home, taking a shower, and admiring the pictures of beauties coming out of the bath for a while, Bao'er lay leisurely on the bed, ready to make a phone call to hook up with the elder brother who was originally from Portugal.

The phone was almost automatically hung up before being picked up, "Hello", the sound revealed it, Dao Daojun's sensitive facial features immediately sensed that the elder brother was either catching a cold or crying.

In this case, you have to play dumb. Before you reach a certain degree of sympathy, exposing a man's strong self-esteem is courting death.

Bao'er tuned herself to the Silly White Sweet channel, Qingliang followed the signal with a slightly sweet voice and crawled to the elder brother's side. "It's me, Boa. Did I bother you?"

"No, I'm bored."

Such a heavy nasal voice, is it because I cried for too long and got bored?If you are bored, you can blow your nose and play with bubbles!Bo'er replied while brainstorming

"I've been thinking about the practice between the two of us at night. When you beat me in the end, it was great. It's great to be able to come up with a countermeasure so quickly! I've always dominated the youth training camp, and I feel a little proud , After comparing with you, I will review myself. I plan to ask the coach to help me with extra training, physical training, and weight training in two days. "

Mr. Dao has to be shameless several times a day, otherwise he will not be at ease.Is that the additional training requested by Mr. Dao?Is that Daojun taking the initiative to review?Lord Dao took the initiative to be proud of his knowledge of cheating!

Mr. Dao was very scheming, and he even made a few grammatical mistakes in his fluent Portuguese in just a few words.Give the other party several points to continue the topic.No matter which Daojun can chat smoothly.

Whether this is working hard for the future golden thighs, or to find a good gay friend, let's wait and see.

Sure enough, Ronaldo was fooled.First, he expressed his opinion on the practice in the afternoon, praised Bao'er, and boasted about himself.

Then I corrected Bo'er's grammatical problems.Bao'er's attitude of humbly asking for advice is particularly comfortable.One flower in one base, not bad in ability and appearance, sincere and modest attitude to ask people for advice, even a man's vanity can be greatly satisfied.

Baoer then proposed a mutual assistance agreement, such as frequent phone calls, I will speak Portuguese and Spanish to you, and you speak English to me, correct each other, and make progress hand in hand.

After talking for a while, Ronaldo's nasal voice almost disappeared. It seems that his mood has calmed down a lot, and he can start a lighter topic.For someone who is not familiar with you, the best way to chat is to make the other person feel comfortable and give people the impression that chatting with you is stress-free and pleasant.

Bao'er's chat rhythm is well grasped.He continued with a shameless sentence, "Later you sang along, is it because you thought I sang so well, so you couldn't help but cheer up with me~~"

"I'm narcissistic enough. No wonder people are divided into groups. We have similar temperaments." Ronaldo told him his evaluation of Baoer's singing very tactfully and changed the subject.

In fact, Bao Er's singing is not bad, it can be said to be very nice, but she sang the international song wrong.What an inspiring song What an inspiring song.A voice change period is the same as the clear little milk voice that has not changed. You sing such a grand song, who can say it well against your will.

Bao'er also understands it in her heart, but she still has to pretend, he is in a silly and sweet style now, he must be simple, straightforward and extremely stupid.

So, he started to laugh at himself! "I sing other styles of songs very well. If I hadn't resisted desperately, my music cells would have taken over my football cells. Do you have a computer by your side? Let's start the video, and I will sing you a song!"

That night, Ronaldo experienced what it means to be familiar with oneself. He turned on the computer and connected to the video. Looking at the beautiful face of the century in the video, his face blushed silently again.It's not that he is dissolute by nature, it's that he has weak resistance to beauty.In other words, he is a man who looks at his face!

This face-seeker enjoyed another wonderful acoustic concert tonight.

"Shewantitallnightshewannagetitwithme

Shewantitallnightshewannaloveitwithme

Shewant it all night

Shewantsthered carpet I'mmarollitout

She's the type of model that Idream about

Let me open up the door like you wear the crown

Andwecanfoolaround

Beauty queen jump on my Limousine

Andride it all night long all night long

Sofantastic even when there's traffic

Driving all night long all night long

Shewantitallnightshewannagetitwithme

Shewantitallnightshewannaloveitwithme

Shewant it all night"

"Oh, I can't believe that you can sing so well. I've never heard this song before, but the lyrics are very spicy. Haha, oh, she wants to be with me all night." Ronaldo was excited, and said Raise one eyebrow and blink, making a tacit expression.

This song was of course written by Boa himself. I met an American girl when I was shooting a magazine some time ago.That's where the inspiration comes from.Of course Bao'er showed off. To be a gay friend, you have to brag. If you don't brag, others will ignore you.

However, the focus of the two people is different. Baoer's priority here is firstly my own lyrics and composition, and secondly, there is a very hot American girl who is pursuing me.

Ronaldo's focus is "You know each other from shooting commercials? What kind of commercials are you shooting? I will also shoot in a few days. I'm a little nervous. How can I pose so that I don't look stiff?"

Although Bao'er's desire to brag was not understood, he still happily taught the big brother 108 skills to face the camera.When the big brother thinks about it, his curiosity will be even stronger when he thinks about what he said just now, and there will be a lot of things to talk about, so don't worry.Mr. Dao expressed his confidence!

The two chatted for more than an hour before hanging up the phone. The elder brother said that he still had more to say, and Daojun specially invited him to come to his house tomorrow as a guest!

"Come to my house tomorrow. It takes only 5 minutes to drive out of the base." The distance is very close, so there is no delay.

"My family runs a bar, especially a football bar with a British style." You have just arrived in the UK, and we will show you the local characteristics.

"We can continue to practice dribbling and defense." Don't delay the training, let's practice with you.

Bao'er prepared one, two or three reasons to invite the elder brother, and she was very sincere.However, this was of no use, the elder brother hesitated for a while and refused.After all, he was a little embarrassed to go to someone's house as a guest when we first met.

Baoer resorted to her trump card, "There are various posters of me from childhood to adulthood, as well as advertising videos. You can look at the learning experience. Regardless of my young age, I have been a model since I was 8 years old!"

Hit and hit!The big brother quickly set a time to visit tomorrow.

The author has something to say: the lyrics are from Limousine-Christopher, Madcon

Friends who are interested can come and listen to it.

I will post the Chinese lyrics, you can take a look when you are bored.

She wanna stay with me all night all night

She wanna be with me all night all night "what"

She wanna fuck me all night

This song is a story about a sexy chick

She likes racing money, her life is colorful and free

I mean I have the magic you expect

I can't play tricks and I can't play tricks come on

Usually I don't take the initiative to chase people.

but it's a really, really tricky situation

It's not that complicated because we haven't talked yet

I just want a sweetheart she wants my initiative

She's looking forward to the red carpet and I'll hurry up and lay it

She's like my dream supermodel

just let me open the door for you and you're like a queen in a crown

we can fool around

Beautiful queen please get in my luxury car

drive all night all night