[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

What did Pele say?

In Manchester United, he likes Boa the most, Boa is the key to winning the championship!

All Manchester United, including Sir Alex Ferguson, want to be convex against the king of the ball, Pele-------convex (艹盘艺)! ! !

37 minutes into the first half of the game, Manchester United is now 0:1 behind.At this critical moment, Bao'er lay down.

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The San Siro Stadium is shared by AC Milan and Inter Milan and can accommodate more than 5000 people.Now there are more than 8 Rossoneri fans sitting in the stands, and [-] Manchester United fans who came from afar.

On the day of the game, it started to rain in the morning, and it didn't stop until the game started.Players from both sides started the duel in the rain.This game is for the fans, all 22 men are wet-body temptation!

Milan played a fast pace at the beginning of the game. They held two precious away goals in their hands. At home with a clear advantage, they obviously wanted to suppress Manchester United from the beginning and take the initiative.

But this is useless, what is the concept of a day of rain?Grass can make a dancer moonwalk!Even if the players put on spiked shoes, they took turns hitting the street!

I often get down while running, I get down after you get down, and you get down after I get down.

Landing on the back of the head, gnawing a mouthful of turf, and a solid butt pier...Fancy stealing the spotlight, the male fans watching the live broadcast laughed so hard, the usually cool and handsome players pouted their buttocks and gnawed on the turf. up!Should!Let you pretend to be aggressive when you have nothing to do, and hook my wife/girlfriend to death!

Bao'er is also holding back her laughter in her heart, why is there no atmosphere of competition at all?This is the Champions League, how can you be so ridiculous?

After laughing, he was slapped in the face.Kaka is the one who made the shot!

Only 1 minutes into the game, Kaka shot low with his right foot from the edge of the penalty area, and the football flew into the lower right corner, giving AC Milan a 1-0 lead.

This is not possible, as far as who is familiar with the slippery lawn, Italy is not as good as the UK.Although I kicked a few kicks to get the feeling during the warm-up before the game, the official game is still different.It’s not just that the sneakers have to adapt to the grip of the ground when running. The football is easy to slip when touching the ball because of the rain, and the ball’s landing point is not easy to control.

Kaka is proving with strength that all external factors are farts, and real gold is not afraid of rain!

It's not just Bao'er who feels slapped in the face, but the big brother also feels the same.

When Manchester United got the ball in the opening game, he made a fancy pass with one heel and made a crooked pass. Everyone made a mistake, but his point has been ignored.But the elder brother is such a victorious person, the desire to win is stronger than that desire, plus his wife's unusual feeling for Kaka in the last match, he was not happy to see Kaka's strength and goal.

Kaka can, so can he!

The big brother wants to take off, shoot, and rush!But it's not easy, the big brother met today's nemesis --- Gattuso, a typical representative of the beast-type midfielder defense.

Gnaro Ivan Gattuso, the Champions League champion in 03 and the World Cup champion in 06, is a professional defender. In this game, Ancelotti assigned him the task of professionally defending Cristiano Ronaldo.

The whole audience kept a close eye on the elder brother, and whenever the elder brother made a move, he defended close to him, and if he couldn't defend alone, he would zoom in and call out to his friends.Two people steal the ball, or three people surround the triangle.In just 10 minutes, the big brother was blocked four times and fell twice.The thigh was red from the fall, and the referee said nothing. Although there was a home whistle, it was also because Gattuso had no malicious fouls, and the tackles were fierce, but they were all directed at the ball.

Eldest brother was unhappy, and Bao'er was also unhappy.Nima knows that my man has a thick neck and can't hide, so you can't let him?What does it mean to always bump into one piece?Didn't you see that Manchester United didn't defend against Kaka? In fact, they couldn't defend against it!Nemanja Vidic's clavicle fracture was not cured yet, so he went into battle with an injury.Except for this veteran player, the others are all unnecessary young saplings who were molested by Kaka on the field.

Bao'er felt that he could help his family. Otherwise, if the elder brother was provoked by Gattuso, he would become more irritable when he kicked, and it would be a bad thing. If the elder brother got another yellow, he would have to be suspended. AC Milan should have played this idea, trying to irritate the big brother.

Thinking of this, Bao'er stopped strolling in the midfield, and gradually moved closer to the side, waiting for an opportunity.

After Gattuso once again saw through the big brother's fake move and broke the ball, Bao'er bravely rushed forward, robbed my man and gave it back to me!

I don't know if it was Pele, the king of the ball, showing his power from the air, and Baoer also encountered wet lawn molestation.The ball was shoveled by him, but he couldn't hold back his feet. Seeing that it was rushing towards Gattuso's ankle, Bao'er quickly retracted his legs and bent them up extremely quickly.This is a very difficult movement when the body loses its focus. Gattuso also saw that Bao'er didn't want to hurt him, but the collision between the two bodies was inevitable.

Before the ball was shoveled, Gattuso had already passed the ball. When the ball was gone, he also lost his point of focus and was in the air.In a few tenths of a second, the professional quality of a professional player was revealed. If Gattuso fell down uncontrollably, his feet would definitely land on Boa's calf or even his ankle.

Bo'er retracted his legs first to give Gattuso a good impression, and Gattuso is not a bad person, he tried his best to control his muscles -------- he landed on Bao'er's lap!

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Nima might as well fall on the ankles!His muscles and bones have been trained, but his skin and flesh have not been trained!There was a bloody cut...the sharpness of the spiked shoes was fully displayed on the wound.

The fans watching the live broadcast are going crazy, the Red Devils have already started to form a group to brush Pele!Why do you want to be so wicked?Can we be more scientific?Have you studied physics?Do you know what molecular theory of evolution is?Bailey should go to another magic interface. This world that focuses on science can't leave him as an old man. Go, I beg you to go back to Mars, Pluto is also possible, anyway, go, go, go!

What does true friendship and true love look like?Even when Bao'er was injured, the big brother and Lu Fat didn't fight or practice boxing.The two held Bao'er's hand, and asked the team doctor repeatedly if he was okay.Is he all right?Compared with the injuries of a good wife and good friend, nothing else is important.

At this time, no one was shoving or yelling at the Manchester United hooligans. Van der Sar also came over. Ten people, including the team doctor, surrounded Bao'er, and not even a drop of rain could fall in.

The old man stood on the sideline, chewing gum expressionlessly, but looked at Gattuso with ice in his eyes.

Bao'er was originally fair, but she also practiced beauty techniques, and her thighs were as delicate as white porcelain. This kind of skin with more than ten centimeters of blood is really shocking.But in fact, it's not a serious problem, it's just an ordinary skin trauma, maybe even cutting vegetables and cutting hands is more serious than this.The only thing that looks scary is the length and bright red blood.This is bad luck and the capillaries were injured. In fact, it was over after spraying hemostatic medicine.

Gattuso didn't know the situation, he was always guilty, he was a good guy with a particularly fierce appearance.When you see him approaching you angrily, you think he is going to beat you up, but in fact he might just be celebrating with you for scoring a goal. It is a good thing to defend when he grows up like this, but in the eyes of others, he is a villain.To put it more vividly, for example, a man with a face like the elder brother will run towards the girl, and the girl will blush and shy.Like Gattuso, the girl will call 911.

Gattuso made a series of apologies, and he stood behind Giggs. Giggs was very angry.Gattuso said apologetic words with a fierce face, Giggs almost hit someone, but if you look carefully, his eyes are sincere and his tone is guilty...

It's hard to grow up like this, and it's not ugly, but why is it so like a robber?Giggs still focused on the overall situation, saying that it didn't matter, it mainly depends on the referee.

Bao'er has already stood up in the arms of the elder brother, and tried to trot a few steps, um, it's good, it hurts a little, it's okay, and I can continue kicking.

The team doctor told the old man about the situation, and the old man was relieved, but he also asked the substitutes to warm up, and they were ready to change at any time depending on the situation.

The referee from Belgium had a good impression of Manchester United. The players were bleeding and injured, and his teammates didn't fight with each other. He was happy and didn't deal Boa a card, but gave Manchester United a free kick.

The home fans didn't even boo. It stands to reason that Baoer's tackle was injured by himself, and Gattuso also fell down. The tackle penalty can be given a hundred kinds of explanations. At this time, the fans put pressure on the referee. Dealing is normal.

Who made the wound shot on the big screen too penetrating? Compared with Gattuso's fierce face, Bao'er is Xiaobaicai's pitiful little daughter-in-law who was bullied. It is rare for AC Milan fans to be tolerant, and hope that they can continue to be tolerant when Manchester United wins the game.

The big brother took the free kick, and he encountered the first time in his career that the wall was rogue!

Gattuso is really a player who distinguishes between public and private. He apologized when he hurt Bao'er, but he didn't show any face when he should be scheming.The moment the elder brother kicked his feet, Gattuso took a step forward, and when the ball took off, he also jumped high and directly blocked the ball.

Manchester United refused to accept it, and the referee pretended not to see it and did not give any explanation.The small area of ​​the Red Devils in the stands began to commotion.

Whether it is the ball or the favor of the referee, Manchester United is not sidelined today.Baoer cooperated with Giggs and Scholes to pass the ball into the penalty area several times. Neither the big brother nor Lu Fatty could score.The missed shots are considered good, and Italy's defense officially taught Manchester United a lesson today.

The overall chain-style defense, one player moves the whole team, and several small triangle defenses are maintained throughout the court. Manchester United teammates all have a feeling that when they get the ball, they are not facing Milan's defense alone, but a ten-man defense.Such a formation requires a lot of physical strength for the players, and they have to run non-stop in order to hold the formation and not be dispersed.

With so much physical strength, aren't you afraid that the second half will be completely wiped out?Milan scored again before the end of the first half, 2:0 Manchester United.If this is Milan's goal, to gain an advantage in the first half and stick to their own half in the second half, then they have already achieved half the battle.This score put considerable pressure on Manchester United. Manchester United must score at least two goals before they can go to Athens to participate in the final, provided that Milan does not score again.

Bao'er looked at Kaka who assisted Seedorf in the goal. He was standing in front of the home fans and waving his arms, igniting the momentum of the home court. The fans also gave face, and the cheers were deafening.

Sure enough, those who can be called Kaka are not good.

The author has something to say: Is it true that Uncle Bird went to Manchester United in July?Did he and the handsome guy fall in love and kill each other, or did they fall in love and kill each other?Why did Madrid go to Manchester after the fight?

Could this be about CP again, and I didn't find out?