[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

"Boom boom boom! Boom boom boom! Boom!"

Accompanied by a few thuds throughout the song, the majority of fans got down on the ground and burned incense!They want to burn incense for Bao'er!

This TV series will be brainwashed every summer vacation, and the "Monkey Brother" has grown up with generations of people. It is so down-to-earth!

Their idols go deep into the community!Residential building!Alley mouth!

So sour!So sad!I want to cry and laugh so much!

After recovering, the fans began to get together to swipe the screen.

"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter! Fatty Lu is carrying the burden, and Xiao Luo is leading the horse!!!"

"Where is Tang Seng? Tang Seng, come here~~~ There is a glamorous goblin who has tied up Bajie and Drifting Monk, and sent a blackmail video to ask you for ransom! o(>﹏<)o"

"Fairy is correct! She is still the most beautiful vixen!!!"

"Fuck you upstairs! The vixen is the Bull Demon King, our beauties belong to everyone, everyone, everyone!"

"I want to throw in a sentence ------ goblin! Let my grandpa go!"

"...Where's the administrator? Seal the upstairs, he's a sunspot, he'll make Lu Fat grow old."

"Upstairs, you exposed yourself. But have you forgotten that goblins like grandpa! Our master Luo is also quite ahead of his time."

"Administrator: Cough, let's not discuss here about the fact that the seven gourds always want to disturb the relationship between grandpa and step-grandmother after they become spirits. If it goes wrong, the building will be closed."

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"Well, goblin, no, the beauty is too powerful! I didn't play enough and got two huge benefits. On behalf of the neighborhood committee, I would like to praise you!"

"Beauties are good or bad, (*^__^*) I'm betting on a cucumber on behalf of Laojie Hutong, Lu Fat and Xiao Luo absolutely don't know the source of this song!"

"I bet two cucumbers, they must have pissed off the beauty, so they will be sent to the west!"

"I bet three cucumbers and one eggplant. The beauty is definitely taking revenge on Lu Pang for the upside-down golden hook incident. Xiao Luo should just be unlucky and get caught by the way!"

"Don't talk about that, I'm not well! After listening to it, I always feel that I can meet my idol when I get up early tomorrow and buy pancakes and fruits. Is it swollen?"

"It's swollen! +1"

"It's swollen! +10086"

"Swollen and broken! + ID number"

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For the Chinese market, the impact of this video is huge.I have never seen such a down-to-earth Premier League player!There was actually an Englishman who sang Chinese with a perfect accent!so amazing!so amazing!

This proud nation has always been proud of its own history and culture, but now foreign friends are so awesome, singing the theme songs of the four famous classics, and they are not ordinary people, but football stars!It's a Premier League star!The core players of the Premier League in the five major leagues! ! !

The media moved upon hearing the news, first praising the great motherland and its 5000-year-old culture.Then express friendliness to foreign friends thousands of miles away, and list the shining points of the three of Baoer one by one like typing a resume!

Even netizens who haven't watched the video know that there are three awesome players in the Premier League, with good skills, good character, and they especially like Chinese culture!

Manufacturers have already started looking for channels to contact Mendez, the price is negotiable, I heard that Manchester United will have a trip to China in the summer, let’s sign the contract first, the summer advertisements will be fully launched, and there will be a wave of publicity before Manchester United arrives, this is a win-win situation!

Mendez was already living inside the phone.He felt that he could serve as the Portuguese ambassador to China.

And now he can speak a few authentic Chinese words, such as "Not bad for money!".Another example is "Lanxiang Technical School", "Golden Throat Throat", "Daily Use Big Treasure".

Pray that Mendes will carefully investigate the Chinese market before accepting the advertisement.

Fans definitely don't want to see the Premier League trio say to the mirror, "If you want good skin, use Dabao sooner or later."

I also don't want to see the Manchester United star wearing blue overalls and saying to the camera, "Which excavator school is better, Shandong, China is looking for Lanxiang".

As for the Golden Throat Lozenge, if the devilish male voice in the background can be removed, fans should be able to accept it.

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Bao'er's interaction with fans, and a spoof of his own men and Lu Fat by the way, had an effect that he didn't expect.The craze for the upside-down golden hook incident was at the right time, and he made such a video again, which is impossible not to think about it!

The Journey to the West trio has grown millions of fans in just a few days!What an astonishing number, the senior brother and Lu Fatty were both overwhelmed by the surprise, is this popular?There is an endorsement coming to your door?Want various interviews?Didn't you say that China is particularly reserved?Didn't you say that China is particularly reserved?

Bao'er explained to them both in a complicated mood, what is the correct poking point, what is the pride and pride of a great country for traditional culture, is it over?The correct posture for flattering!

Fans who originally only loved Bao'er suddenly became fraternal. Not only did they pay attention to Big Brother and Lu Pang, but the Manchester United Hooligans paid a lot more attention.Everyone has their own preferences, and there is a girl who goes to Ferdinand's social networking site to confess every day, saying that Ferdinand is much more handsome than Beckham every day!This is called being blinded by love, as the saying goes blind!

The sales of Manchester United's official jerseys have surged, and they are all cross-border mail orders!The high-level executives are so happy from ear to ear every day, Bao'er is their golden baby!The trip to China was planned for this summer, and now it seems that it will be a complete success!Other clubs in Europe are going to be jealous of them. How many teams have tried to open up the market of this big country but failed. Manchester United won!This means that if you have enough character, a golden doll falls from the sky and hits the Manchester United training ground. If you are lucky, you can't stop it!

Originally, Fatty Lu felt guilty because he fell off his little friend, and he waited on him every day, but this time it was even worse. He had to stand together during training, sit together during meals, and walk together when he went home.

Senior brother gritted his teeth every day!Nima go home and fuck the fart together!I don't know what it means to go far away!The fat man walked halfway around Manchester just to send his wife home! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Touch the small inner pocket of the bag, there is the approval of the silly father, the certificate of entering Ruiche's house, and the proposal ring of the daughter-in-law! Fingers feel the touch with water chestnut , the anger in my heart is less.

Big brother has been very busy recently, busy with competitions, busy with commercials, and also busy with researching "rivals in love", comparing his own advantages and odds of winning from all aspects.

My daughter-in-law has an idiot fan, Middlesbrough's player Tang Ning, if you have anything to do, @一下自己妈妇, very annoying!A few days ago, the Premier League was against Middlesbrough again, and the idiot fans came to exchange jerseys after the game, and the big brother was embarrassed.Nima already has one, why do you need it?Keep the body fragrance?The elder brother interrupted forcefully, took off his jersey and forced it to Tangning, not giving him a chance to covet his wife.Although they are all in the Premier League, there are not many opportunities to meet each other. Because the big brother feels that he is better than the opponent in all aspects, except for the jersey issue, he quickly put this stupid fan behind him.

What has bothered him recently is the AC Milan player ----- Ricardo Izeksen Dos Santos Leiter, nicknamed Kaka.

The Champions League semi-finals have already decided the results, Manchester United, Chelsea, Liverpool and AC Milan.This year can be said to be a bumper harvest for the Premier League teams. The top four of the Champions League dominate the Premier League, and the final may be a battle within the Premier League-if Manchester United can win AC Milan.It doesn't look hopeless now. Manchester United beat AC Milan 3:2 in the game the day before yesterday, and Chelsea won Liverpool 1:0 the next day.If the winning team continues to add good luck, then the championship will be produced between Manchester United and Chelsea.

But football is round, and anything can happen, and Manchester United and Chelsea both won at home, and the possibility of a reversal in the away game is very high.

The big brother actually doesn't care who wins between Chelsea and Liverpool. His mind is full of the scene against AC Milan in the past two days.His green eyes look normal on the surface, but as a pillow person who gets along day and night, he knows his wife too well!The daughter-in-law is not ordinary to Kaka, she bets the best player of the year and the best rookie she just got, she definitely has an idea!

The senior brother felt that he was in a relationship crisis, and his worries came unexpectedly...

The elder brother poured himself a glass of water, added a few cubes of ice, turned on the stereo and played Titanic's My Heart Is Eternal.

Swirl the glass and take a sip. "Oh, what I'm drinking is not water, but the sad mulberry called whiskey..." The elder brother thought with emotion.He stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows looking at the lawn in the yard, and his beloved green eyes sat on the lawn holding the guitar and playing and singing.

Senior brother's heart is like the moonlight shining brightly, a floor-to-ceiling window separates two worlds, the sun is shining outside, and the room is full of desolation.

why?Why do green eyes smile so differently when they see Kaka?Harry Potter, whose eyes are so profound and complicated that it can be written into seven episodes!The elder brother was in a difficult mood, and he remembered a sentence: The deeper the love, the more painful the injury...

Oh, Lucy, don't you love Jack?

Sudden--------

"Beat It, Beat It! Just Beat It, Beat It!"

The intensely rhythmic music startled the big brother, he shook his hand, and the water in the water glass sloshed out, spilling all over his body, pity the tight white cropped pants he was wearing today, once wet, the little Nei inside couldn’t wait to get wet. Announcement: Today I am yellow yellow yellow yellow! !

The silly father didn't know when he lurked over, and threw Titanic's original soundtrack aside in disgust.He turned up the volume of his favorite Michael Jackson, holding a hot dog in one hand, biting and dancing with inarticulate BeatIt, BeatIt~~~ his fat belly swayed left and right following his movements.

"Huh------" Eldest brother let out a long breath, straightened his back and bent down. For some reason, he always felt that he was a bit stupid just now.Under the enthusiastic invitation of the silly father, the big brother Mian (xing) joined the flurry of dances for the (zhi) (bo) difficult (bo), and the father and son made fun of each other's amateur moonwalk.

He did another classic hip-pushing Wudang style. The elder brother sensitively noticed a fiery gaze protruding directly at his lower body, and turned his head ----- it turned out to be his green eyes!

His slutty little daughter-in-law's eyes are so glued to him that she can't tear them off!Those eyes and that expression deeply told what is longing and what is hot!

The elder brother was so beautiful in his heart, he secretly exerted force and tensed his muscles to make the lines look more attractive.Following the rhythm, he kept pushing his hips forward, narrowing his eyes slightly, stretching out his index finger to hook and hook at the floor-to-ceiling windows...

I found something wrong because his wife's expression changed from (ˉ﹃ˉ) to (⊙o⊙)!

A bathrobe fell from the sky, and the elusive bodyguard dutifully put the bathrobe on for the elder brother, especially the belt, which was tied quite tightly, blocking all the looming seductions of the yellow underwear!

In this situation, only one person can do it, the elder brother looked back, sure enough!My father stood at the junction of the living room and the corridor, with his hands behind his back, looking at him with disgust.

Oh my god!

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