[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

His Excellency first persuaded people with reasoning.

"Giggs' goal is undisputed, absolutely no violation. Lille is still struggling with that free kick and it doesn't make any sense! We are 5:0, don't say we didn't violate any rules, even if I handed over a goal in friendship, We are still 4-0."

The group of five headed by the senior brother nodded in unison, yes, even if friendship makes you lose even a single goal.

"Our captain Gary was hit by debris many times, and now he still has wounds on his face."

Gary turned away and showed the reporter the wound.

"Our goalkeeper Van der Sar was injured in the eye by the smoke-fog bomb thrown by the fans, and he is still resting in the hotel and cannot go out."

The group of five continued to nod, yes, where are the three of us wounded.

"The one who is still lying on the hospital bed, you have also seen that several mobile phones have been smashed on the head! This is murder! Chi Guoguo's murder! We will investigate the perpetrators to the end!"

"I will appeal to UEFA on this matter. Such fans are too scary! The home team must take full responsibility for this matter!"

Bao Er said that he has something to say, please point the microphone at him!

"I was very lucky. I didn't have a big accident. I can continue the game after a break. Fans and friends can rest assured. There are many things like this on the court. Every player is working hard to win. They are not malicious. It's just a mistake. I You can continue to play football, be healthy and energetic! (*^__^*) Let us turn this page and focus on the next game.”

"However, for me, Gary and Van der Sar's injury, I must seriously condemn to the end! This is violence! It must be resisted! We can accept being injured during a game, but we cannot accept being maliciously injured by fans!"

"They can't vent because we are good at football. It's not right. Real Madrid won 9 championships, why don't they fight? AC Milan won 7 times, they can also go to gang fights! We Manchester United have to It has been done twice, and being treated like this now, does it mean that we are the biggest threat in their hearts? Our potential is endless?"

Sir Alex cleared his throat and reminded Bao'er that he went off too far, and he vented because of a free kick!

Baoer said that you said that the goal was undisputed, so I kindly found another excuse for the Lille fans?

OK, great!The reporters were very satisfied. They were all British media. They could mock each other at ordinary times, and they were unanimous in the critical moment. This was a good excuse. Giggs' free kick did not violate the rules, but he also took advantage of the rules.When they quarreled with France, it was inevitable that they would be a little blunt, but now they have a ready-made reason.

In fact, the most critical point of this incident is the irrational behavior of the fans.Stadium violence has intensified in recent years. Last month in Italy's domestic league, there were serious stadium riots. A policeman was killed in the riots.Among the nine fans arrested, there are four minors!If football hooliganism is also an ancestral cause, the future football environment is too frightening.

The more serious media in the UK, such as The Times, expressed their opinions on the issue of stadium violence and called on UEFA to strictly regulate stadium safety.Popular newspapers such as The Sun began to ridicule, saying that you are jealous when you throw things at Manchester United players.Barcelona has won 5 championships, so go for it!Oh, I'm sorry, you may not have a chance, it's really sad to stop at the top [-]!

The fans burst out laughing when they saw the report. They used to think that The Sun was not popular and always exaggerated the facts, but now it looks cute and cheap.Lille fans don't think so, they are going to engrave the epitaph of The Sun.

Their anger against Manchester United actually dissipated a lot. After calming down, facing the bright red 5:0, they must admit that free kicks are not the key to deciding the outcome.The late goal of the beauty of Manchester United's No. 77 was quite embarrassing, but it was a proof of strength. It was amazing for 5 minutes and a miracle performance.They were all convinced. As for individual violent fans, they said they were the black sheep. We French people have always been personable, and we can afford to win and lose. Individuals cannot represent the whole. They also welcome Manchester United to come again next time!

After that, how UEFA will deal with this issue, the Manchester United players don't care anymore. They will go to the Riverside Stadium to play against the home team Middlesbrough the next day.This is the quarter-finals of the FA Cup. In addition to Manchester United and Middlesbrough, Chelsea, Tottenham, Blackburn, Manchester City, Plymouth, and Watford are shortlisted for the quarter-finals.We must not take it lightly now. In the next two months, all the battles on the third front will enter an intense period, and we cannot afford to lose every game.

All the players, including the big brother, followed the head coach and returned to the UK first to prepare for the Riverside Stadium.Because of a concussion, Bo'er was advised by the doctor to rest for two days before flying, so it is a rare opportunity for Bao'er to develop a relationship with her father.

After the father inquired about the doctor, he took his son to a French meal with several zero bills, and then took his son to the hotel to take care of him. After he settled down, he took out his meeting gift - an unlimited copy Card!Generous, undeniably generous!Absolutely amazing handwriting!

Father, do you know how much you are worth?So many billions!Dollar!Not Vietnam Dong!Just sending their sons without a quota, it can be seen that their family has a long tradition of being used to children.

No matter how calm Bao'er is, he will be fooled. If this is the case, someone gave him a top-quality spirit stone mine! !Ma Dan, I am the illegitimate child of Heaven!I was struck to death by lightning because I came here to enjoy myself!

Suddenly there was no goal to strive for.Life can already be squandered!

[Help!When my peers were still struggling at the starting line, I suddenly reached the finish line, and now I lost my life goals, what should I do?Waiting online, very urgent! ]

He really wanted to go online and ask the netizens what they thought, but he didn't dare. If he asked this way, he would definitely be greeted with women in his family, even though there were no women in his family.He chose to ask his elder brother to see if his man had any good suggestions.

Check the time, the big brother is about to get off the plane.Bao'er's eyes were straight, but there was still a smile on his face. If you didn't look carefully, you would be indifferent.

"Dad, I'm going to my room to rest."

"Go, have a good sleep, and call me if you need something."

As for Bao'er's expression, can my father not see it?The father held back his laughter for a long time. The father wanted not to hurt the child's self-esteem, so he pretended not to see it.

Here, Bao'er returned to the room and started calling the elder brother. After dialing, he turned on the speakerphone and threw it on the pillow, hugging a ball of quilt and rubbing it vigorously.

"Fuck! I'm devastated! I'm devastated! My life is in shambles!"

"What happened? Baby, don't worry, stay calm, I'll buy a plane ticket and go back to you right away, don't panic..."

"You don't need to buy a plane ticket, I can buy a plane to take you off!!"

"Are you teasing me? What's the matter? Don't scare me. I've been tormented by you for the past two days and I'm so destitute of love!" The senior brother said that falling in love with his baby will always be so passionate, and I will give you a thrill if nothing happens. , he wants to give himself a trophy---the strongest heart award!

"I can really buy a plane! I can also buy a big yacht! If the shareholders are willing to sell, I can still buy Manchester United. I won't even give you the world's first salary, and you will directly be the proprietress!!"

"...Baby, my dear father has made a will???"

"(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ You wait, the day my father finds out about the two of us, I will tell him this! You can fight Hollywood bigwigs yourself! When I was young and ignorant, I sold my lust to seduce me, I drank too much and refused to go home, and I lay on my bed while I fell asleep..."

"Stop! Stop! Stop! Baby, I love you deeper than the sea. My neck is thick because of you. Why are you still holding on to my braids? Isn't that a will? What's going on? Our father is Didn't I give you all the pocket money for more than ten years?"

"Han Zai, I have lost the goal of my struggle. I will tell you what it means to win by lying down! Just 5 minutes ago, I got a secondary card----unlimited limit!!!"

"//(ㄒoㄒ)//Baby are you abandoning me?"

"not at all!"

"If you have money, you can't go bad! The women outside are crazy! The men outside are promiscuous! The animals outside have bird flu..."

"Enough! It has nothing to do with animals!"

"Baby, take bodyguards with you when you go out in the future! I'll bring them too! What if the gangsters catch me and threaten you? Would I rather die than submit or fight to the death? That's right, and Papa Gail also needs to have a few!"

......

This series of unreasonable and worrying questions made Bao'er sober, and how much money he had had to bear the pressure.He is a small sailboat that has just set sail, and now a golden mountain is suddenly installed on the boat, and he cannot pull it.He will grow up slowly and become an aircraft carrier like his father, riding the wind and waves to enjoy himself!

"Han Zai, I figured it out, thank you. But you always use such a silly and sweet way to divert my troubles, are you not afraid that I will dislike you?"

"Green eyes are the smartest, don't worry about it, we can earn money by ourselves, can we still compare to him when we add one piece to our father's age?"

"Can you be a little bit promising? Compared with others, we have to add one piece?"

"...I think this is Xuan, let's play football well, strive for the highest annual salary, get more endorsements and so on, I will start a small business, you write more songs, I think it will definitely work if we add one! The Forbes rich list! My father has 65 billion US dollars, and we are working hard towards 66 billion! Come on!"

"Come on! Muma!"

"Muma!"

The big brother is really witty. In a few minutes, he resolved the retirement crisis of the top star seed player of the British Little Pride, and set a new goal for the two. The process completely tied the two together. Great move to pour hot metal on the same relationship!

The author has something to say: Sorry sorry, the update is late, (づ￣3￣)づ